Mark Goodson

CELEBRITY FAMILY FEUD-July 8, 2008

Host: Al Roker
Announcer: Burton Richardson

FIRST MATCHUP

“Your favorite paper pushers” are going up against “strong competition.”

The Office (playing for Children’s Advocacy Center of NE Pennsylvania): Brian Baumgartner (Kevin), Phyllis Smith (Phyllis), Kate Flannery (Kate), Oscar Nunez (Oscar) and Creed Bratton (Creed)
American Gladiators (playing for Women’s Sports Foundation): Laila Ali (host), Wolf, Venom, Titan and Jet

Round 1: Top Six Answers

We asked 100 married women: Name someone who comes to your door that you might be tempted to have an affair with.
Laila: Mailman #1 (53)
Gladiators:

  • Wolf: “Water Man”
  • Venom: Cable Guy #5 (4)
  • Titan (while flexing): Pool Guy #6 (3)
  • Jet: Gardener #4 (4)
  • Laila: Delivery Guy #2 (17)
  • Wolf: Handyman
  • Venom: Gladiator

The Office to steal: Pizza Delivery Gladiators get 81

THE MAILMAN53THE CABLE GUY4
UPS/FEDEX17THE POOL GUY3
NEIGHBOR/FRIEND13
THE GARDENER4

Round 2: Top Six Again

After a quick arm wrestling match…
Name something people blow up.
Wolf: Balloons #1 (49)
Gladiators:

  • Venom: Blow-Up Dolls #4 (5 with all types)
  • Titan: Fireworks #3 (5)
  • Jet: Mailboxes #5 (3)
  • Laila: Bubble Gum
  • Wolf: Pool, Al apologizes to Wolf, but the board’s not afraid
  • Titan: Bubbles

The Office to steal: Balls Gladiators up to 143.

BALLOONS49MAILBOXES3
BUILDINGS/HOUSES17BRIDGES3
FIREWORKS5
DOLLS5

TRIPLE ROUND: Top 4 Answers

No arm wrestling between Kate and Venom, just comparing.
Name something people practice doing in a very sexy way.
Kate: Talking on the Phone #2 (16)
Venom: Dances #3 (One point shy)
The Office:

  • Oscar: Putting on makeup
  • Creed: Kissing #4 (7)
  • Brian: Making the Whoopee
  • Phyllis: Walks (Sweep to Survive, 234)
WALKING40KISSING7
TALKING16
DANCING15

SUDDEN DEATH

Oscar and Titan chest bump before coming out fighting (Ouch)…

We asked 100 married men, name something your mother does better than your wife does.
Oscar: Cook (and a power pose)…WIN! (71, Total of 447)

SECOND MATCHUP:

A Sitcom grudge match, small town style.

All playing in character
The Hickeys (“My Name Is Earl“) (playing for Family Crisis Resources) Earl Hickey (Jason Lee), Randy Hickey (Ethan Suplee, “No Deal”), Joy Turner (Jaime Pressly, “Where’s the Camera?”), Darnell “Crabman” Turner (Eddie Steeples) and Catalina Aruca (Nadine Velazquez, “Hello, all countries that have TVs”)
“Camden County All-Stars” (same show) (playing for New Hope Housing of Alexandria, VA, and the leftover cash for a party at Chubby’s liquor) TV’s Tim Stack, Patty the Daytime Hooker (Dale Dickey), Wilford (Tim’s agent), Kenny James (Gregg Binkley) and Nescobar-A-Lop-Lop (Abdoulaye N’Gom)

Round 1: Top Five Answers

We asked 100 women: Name someone you hate to read about the guy you almost married.
Tim: He’s has more money #1 (32)
Camden County:

  • Patty: “He Didn’t Like Cars”
  • Wilford: “He’s Been in Jail” #2 (23)
  • Kenny “He’s Really Strong”
  • Nescobar “He’s Stingy”

Hickeys to steal: He Was Your Cousin UUGHH! Camden County gets 55

HE’S RICH32HE’S GAY11
HE’S A CRIMINAL23
HE’S DEAD/HURT17
HE’S MARRIED13

Round 2: Top Four Answers

Name something that makes more noise the older it gets.
Patty: Car #1 (62)
Passes to Hickeys:

  • Joy: Babies #3 (7, with all people)
  • Crabman: Washing Machine #2 (8)
  • Catalina: Gogo Boots
  • Earl: Moustaches
  • Randy: Licorice Sticks

Camden County to Steal: Fridge…#4 for 77 more. (Total: 132)

CAR62
WASHING MACHINE8
PEOPLE7
REFRIGERATOR5

TRIPLE ROUND: Top Four Again

Name something women wear that hurts.
Joy: (started to say Nipple)
Wilford: High Heels #1 (43)
Camden County:

  • Kenny: Bra #2 (27)
  • Nescobar: Tight Skirt
  • Tim: Thong Panties #4 (5)
  • Patty: Girdle Total Sweep (Final Score: 423)
SHOES/HEELS43
BRA27
GIRDLE22
THONG5

FINALS: The Office vs. Camden County
Round 1: Top Six Answers

Name something a woman might do if she found out that her boyfriend was cheating on her.
Brian: “Get Physical With Him” #2 (30, specifically “Hurt/Kill Him”)
Tim: “Kill Him” Divorce Him #1 (37, “Dump Him”)
Camden County:

  • Patty: “Leave an Ugly Answer on his Phone Machine”
  • Wilford: “Tape Him Singing in His Underwear and put it on YouTube” (I Only Wish I Was Kidding)
  • Kenny: Just Cry

The Office to Steal: Having an Affair Herself…Got it for 67 points.

DUMP HIM37DAMAGE CAR/TIRES6
HURT/KILL HIM30DESTROY CLOTHES5
CHEAT ON HIM7
HIT THE FLOOZIE6

Round 2: Top Five Answers

Name a sexy Jessica.
Phyllis: Simpson #1 (36)
The Office:

  • Kathy: Alba #2 (35)
  • Oscar: Alveraz (Anchorwoman)
  • Creed: Miss Jessica (His Second Grade Teacher)
  • Brian: Lange

Camden County to Steal: Tandy (She was so hot…in 1929) The Office goes to 138

JESSICA SIMPSON36JESSICA RABBIT7
JESSICA ALBA35
SARAH JESSICA PARKER8
JESSICA BIEL8
And the others wanted Jessica Rabbit

TRIPLE ROUND: Top Four Answers

Name something about their fathers that kids brag about.
Wilford: That their actually their Father
Kate: Bigger and stronger #1 (43)
Office:

  • Oscar: Richer #2 (29)
  • Creed: Gets All the Women
  • Brian: Smarter #3 (7)
  • Phyllis: Nicer Car
  • Kate: Good at Sports

Camden County to Stay Alive: “My Dad’s Not in Jail” Office Sweeps 375

BIG/STRONG43GOOD LOOKS6
GOOD JOB/INCOME29
SMART7

“Camden County: All-Stars” receive the $10,000 runner-up prize.

FAST MONEY:

Questions:

  • We asked 100 married men, name something your wife stops doing when she’s mad at you.
  • Name something you need to play pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey with
  • Name a big shoe size for a man
  • Name something a married couple might have two of
  • Name a part of the body that bends

Brian:

KISSING YOU0
A PIN33
THIRTEEN*23
CARS28
WAIST6
TOTAL90
* (Number #1 Answer)

Oscar:

NAGGING*39
BULLSEYE0
TWELVE21
CHILDREN*47
ELBOW40
TOTAL$50,000 237
* (Number #1 Answer) Blindfold was the second #1 answer, Knee/Leg was the 5th.

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WHAT’S MY LINE?-September 12, 1968

Host: Wally Bruner
Announcer: Johnny Olson
Celebrity Panel:

  • Soupy Sales
  • Meredith MacRae
  • Gene Rayburn
  • Arlene Francis

FIRST GUEST: Debbie Kath (Roseville, MN)

She deals with a service and is self-employed.

Soupy: Is it a service I might come to you for?
Yes
A service in some way or manner touch me?
She says yes but after a conference No! $5

Meredith: In your service, do you instruct people?
No $10

Gene: Is this a practical service?
Yes
Is it in the cultural field?
No $15

Arlene: Is your service for human beings?
Yes
Could they ever come to you more than one at a time?
Yes
Do you work indoors?
No $20

Soupy: Do you instruct in any way?
Been there, done that!
Do it have to do with sports?
Yes
Is it unusual for you compared to a man?
Yes
Is this a national sport, or seasonal like football or baseball?
No $25

Meredith: Is it a team sport?
No $30

Gene: “Do you put the shot?”
No $35

Arlene: When you’re involved, are balls involved in some way?
No $40

Soupy: Is this a sport where animals would be involved?
No (Last Chance)

Meredith: Do you hold something or move something with your hands?
Yes
Are you involved with chess or bridge?
Game Over

Debbie Kath is the youngest female hot air BALLOONIST in the world. And she does instruct, but it’s not her basic job. Ballooning is more about advertising and putting on a show. She can stay up around an hour “while my gas holds up.” (No Fart Jokes, please) All this started after writing a paper for 8th grade about “Stratospheric Research”. Busy for a 19 y.o., Debbie is also her hometown “Miss Roseville.” As for airplane, coming here was her first flight.

NEXT GUEST: Eddie Pulaski (“Fun City”, NY)

He’s self-employed and deals with a product.

Arlene: Is it a useful product?
Yes
A product one would find in a home?
No

Soupy: A man would use rather than a woman?
Yes
If I wore it, would I look different?
Yes
Something that would approve my appearance from the waist up?
Yes
Do you have anything to do with beards?
Yes
Do you sell fake beards?
YES (AND MUSTACHES)

Soupy’s FINALLY GOT ONE THIS WEEK! Mr. Pulaski been at this for a year. He gets many young men who can’t grow their own facial hair. Other clients work in banks or other places that don’t allow it. Eddie’s new career followed 30 years being a barber. Indeed, Gene was a customer and would’ve disqualified himself.

Onto the demonstration, Eddie puts a businessman type on Wally. “It’s a bit difficult to breathe.” Before going to Soupy and Gene, Eddie reveals his fake hair…including his head. He makes hairpieces, too! Soupy (Diabolical, Mitch Miller) and Gene (“Gilded The Lily”)

MYSTERY GUEST

Gene: Are you wearing a beard? Yes (still can’t tell man or woman)
Arlene: Is it your own beard? Yes
Soupy: Do you have a television show? No
Meredith: Are you known primarily for motion pictures? No
Gene: Are you an author? Yes, among other fields.
Arlene: Are you also a musician? Not particularly
Soupy: Are you also an actor? Yes
Meredith: Have you ever appeared on Broadway? No
Gene (who thought he had it): Are you inscrutable? Yes (both in bad Chinese impressions)
Arlene: Have you done any records? Yes
Soupy: Do you currently have a record that’s a best-seller? No
Meredith: Did you ever have a partner? No, under a minute
Gene: Do you have a mustache? Yes
Arlene: The last time I saw you, were you not smooth-shaven? Yes
Did you write “Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah” Yes
IT’S ALLEN SHERMAN

Wally declares it’s time to take the fake mustaches off. Allen’s is real! A staff member tried to pull it off backstage. Among other things (writer for “I’ve Got a Secret”) he’s casting a comedy musical for Broadway. His last record “Togetherness” was released about a year prior. Wally recounts a story about Allen and his maid in California. He’d just been fired from “The Steve Allen Show” They were trying to decide who should file for unemployment pay. The other would’ve had to clean the house.

Closing: Big news, Arlene has been elected to the United States Hall of Fame in Washington. To add to that, her son Peter is in Phi Beta Kappa in college.

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PASSWORD-September 23, 1966 (End of Lucy and Friends Week)

Host: Allen Ludden
Announcer: Lee Vines

Lucille Ball (The Lucy Show) and Tom Troupe vs. Gary Morton (Lucy’s husband) and Carole Cook (Hello, Dolly! in Australia, Tom’s husband)

GAME #1 (Wife Swap): WORD #1-Lucy to Tom

10 Points: REAGAN-GOVERNOR (Allen “Not quite” Lucy “Not Yet”)
9: POLITICAL-CANDIDATE

WORD #2-Tom gives

10: JURY-DECISION
9: JUDGMENT-TRIAL 18

WORD #3-Lucy gives

10: SCRIMMAGE-SCRAMBLE

Reminder about giving illegal clues, judged by Reason A. Goodwin. Lucy, though, doesn’t believe there is such a man.

WORD #4-Carole gives

10 (to win): EXCITING-ROMANTIC
9: WHEE-EXCASTIC
8 (to win): CHILL-PARTY
7: CHILL-THRILLING (form of the word) THRILL 17

WORD #5-Gary gives

10 (to win): SLUMP-FAIL $100

LIGHTNING ROUND

TWO-DOUBLE, BABIES-TWINS $50
COLD-FREEZE, NORTH-POLE, POLE-IGLOO then ESKIMO, SEA-ICEBURG, SEA-ICE CHUNK, REASON-ANTARCTICA (counts for ARCTIC?) $100
FLOWERS-ROSE, IN-, HOLD-BOUQUET then NOSEGAY then BUNCH the VIOLETS (passes VASE)
TORCH, FRY-PAN (times up for BROIL) $200 Total

GAME #2 (The Redheads team up): WORD #1-Gary to Tom

10: INDEX-FNGER
9: ROEBUCK-CATALOGUE

WORD #2-Tom gives

10: WRIST-WATCH
9: THROB-PULSE 18

WORD #3-Gary gives

10: HALL-CARRY
9 (to win): MADISON-AVENUE
8: MEETING-ARENA
7 (to win): LARGE-HALL
6: HALL_STADIUM
5: SANITORIUM-AUDITORIUM 23

WORD #4-Tom gives

10: DEATH-LIFE

WORD #5-Lucy gives

10: LISTEN-HEAR Up to $300

LIGHTNING ROUND #2

PRINCE-QUEEN, PRINCESS-THEATER, MALE-PRINCE $50
ANIMAL-DOG, HORNS-ANTELOPE, SMALL-, MILK-CAT, BULL-LITTLE BABY BULL, TIN-, FLOAT- (finally passes GOAT)
DARN-MEND, MEND-WEAVE, NEEDLE-SEW
RUN-WALK, FAST-HURRY, AFTER- (CHASE) $400 Total

Don’t feel bad for Tom, they’re splitting it up anyway

Last Guests of the Week:

Lucy and Ken Johnson (Desilu tour director) vs. Gary and Sid Gould

Lucy’s known Ken since

GAME #1: WORD #1-Lucy to Ken

10: FORWARD-BACKWARD

WORD #2-Sid to Gary

10: NIGHTGOWN-PAJAMAS
9: CRINOLINE-NEGLIGEE
8: JUNCTION-TUXEDO
7: SMITH?-PETTICOAT 17

WORD #3-Gary gives

10: DIRECTOR-PETTICOAT
9 (to win): GUIDE-LEADER
8: GUIDE (points to Tom)-IMPRESSARIO
7: GROUP-TOUR One to Go

WORD #4-Sid gives

10: SPACE-CAPSULE
9: GUIDED-MISSILE $100

LIGHTNING ROUND #3

MILK-CREAM $50
FLOWER-ROSE, PETAL-STEM, WHITE-ORCHID, FORGET-ME then FORGET, LOVE-, (passes DAISY)
COAT-CLOTHING, MEN’S-OVERCOAT, SMALLER-DUST, LARGER-JACKET $100
UPSET-TILT $150
MISTAKE-ERROR $300 Total

GAME #4: WORD #1-Gary to Ken

10: HIGH-LOW

WORD #2-Sid to Lucy

10: ENTER
9: EXIT-ENTRANCE 19

WORD #3-Lucy gives

10: STOVEPIPE-HAT
9 (to win): SWEEP-CHIMNEY Up to $400

LIGHTNING ROUND #4

AIR-BREATHE $50
HILTER-DICTATOR $100
HOLLYWOOD-STAR, WAR-, PLACE-, SERVICEMEN-CLUB, CLUB-, USO-CANTEEN $150
FIRE-KINDLE, HIGHER-BLAZE $200
LADIES-GENTLEMEN $650 Total

And Gary and Allen thought Ken never heard of the Hollywood Canteen.

Next week: June Lockhart and Danny Kaye

The password today is JOIN. I hope you can join us every afternoon next week. Have a nice weekend, and remember it’s always a better one if you pause and say “Thank You” as you worship with your family.

NOTE: Carole Cook passed away January 11th of last year. She was 98 years old and still married to Tom Troupe for nearly 60 years.

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WHAT’S MY LINE?-September 11, 1968

Host: Wally Bruner
Announcer: Johnny Olson
Celebrity Panel:

  • Soupy Sales
  • Meredith MacRae
  • Gene Rayburn
  • Arlene Francis

FIRST GUEST: Miss X

She’s self-employed and deals in a service. (Wally forgets to show the audience the answer

1 Gene: Is it a physical activity?
Yes
Do you wear a certain costume when you perform?
Yes
Is it in the general field of entertainment?
Yes
Is it something that might go on in New York?
Yes
Could I do it with you?
Yes
“Would you like to meet me after the show?”
Yes (OH-OH!)
Would it be a pleasurable experience?
Yes “You do your show and I’ll do mine!”
Would it be remunerative to you?
Yes (There’s some compensation for her)
Would it change my physical appearance?
“It Could” but for the most part, No $5

2 Arlene: Is it a good idea to have music playing?
Yes
Does dancing come into it in anyway?
Yes
Are you a go-go dancer or belly dancer?
THE SECOND ONE

And Miss X’s real name is…LITTLE EGYPT! The Little Egypt, great granddaughter of the original who performed at the Chicago World’s Fair in 1893. This Little Egypt has been performing since five, but in nightclubs for about 6 1/2 years. And it pays extremely well…SHOCKER! Wally decides to pay her well by awarding the entire $50.

She went out the wrong way. Should I go get her?

Gene

SECOND GUEST: The Rev. Dale Lend (former assistant pastor of St. Peter’s Lutheran Church)

While attending school for his Masters at New York Theological Seminary, he’s in an occupation. It’s salaried and deals with a service.

1 Arlene: Have anyone ever called you a “swinging minister”?
Yes
Are you interested in new music?
Yes, but it might lead you on the wrong path. Wally lets it go. Since it ruined her plan, Arlene will pass. NOW it’s a No $5

2 Soupy: “You’re the guys who originated turtlenecks”
Something concerned with entertainment?
No $10

3 Meredith: Does it involve teaching?
No $15

4 Gene: Is it a full-time job?
Yes
Are people’s lives benefited in any way?
Perhaps (Let the laughter begin)
Sex involved?
Yes
Families?
Mmmm….No $20

5 Arlene: Do you move around from place to place?
No $25

6 Soupy: Something that I might come to you?
Yes
If I had this problem, would I have a problem?
Perhaps
If I came to you over a period of time, would it change my outlook?
The Rev. thinks so
When a person finishes coming to you, are they liable not to bother with a particular vice? Gambling, drinking, wild wild women?
Yes
Do you deal with alcoholics?
Sometimes, Soupy Passes

7 Meredith: Are you involved with gambling or card playing?
No $30

8 Gene: Do you work with young people or teenagers? (Arlene: “Alcoholic teenagers”)
No $35

9 Arlene: Does psychology have anything to do with you job?
Psychology made fit in to any job, but overall in this case, No! $40

10 Soupy: Anything to do with Alcoholics Anonymous?
No $45

11: Meredith: Do you come in contact physically?
Game Over $50

The Rev. must confess: He’s a BARTENDER. He works at Mr. Lacy’s in NYC for the last seven months and graduated from the International Bartending School. No, Arlene it’s not a milk bar. And at the job, Dale’s Reverend Uniform stays at home. On Sunday, he preaches at various congregations as a fill-in. It’s a way to relate to people he wouldn’t meet at work.

MYSTERY GUEST

1 Meredith: Are you in the entertainment business?
Yes (sounds like Donald Duck)
2 Gene: Are you an actor?
Yes
3 Arlene: Are you also a singer?
Yes
4 Soupy: Are you currently starring on your own television show?
No
5 Meredith: Are you my father?
YES, Gordon MacRae

Gordon’s been doing that “Donald” voice since Meredith’s been a baby. Now he’s doing it with her 2-month-old daughter, Amanda. He was hoping Meredith would catch on, since only Rich Little can do it better. (What about Clarence Nash?) The proud father dotes on his other daughter, Heather. She’s appearing in a movie and previous in a show called “Here’s Where I Belong” Truthfully, Gordon and the missus never gave advice about going into show business. He didn’t even know when Meredith got her first TV role in “My Three Sons”. The girls discovered it for themselves. Meredith said they’d preferred she’d become an English teacher.

Closing: Gene is a Yachtsman. Living in Long Island Sound, he was surrounded by boat races, but only got into it 3-4 years. Moving to Cape Cod, Gene bought a 13 ft. Fiberglas Catamaran and discovered the thrill of sailing against the elements.

He was in a yacht just the other day. He chased his girl around the deck for three hours.

Soupy

Gene gets more time with boats that he did with flying a plane.

The stalling ends so we could get to the real show: Little Egypt showing her stuff!

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PASSWORD (daytime)-September 22, 1966 (Day 4 of Lucy and Friends Week)

Host: Allen Ludden
Announcer: Lee Vines
(Wednesday isn’t available)

Lucille Ball (“The Lucy Show”) and Richard Crenna (“The Sand Pebbles“) 8 vs. Gary Morton (Lucy’s husband) and Ruth Berle (wife of Milton Berle) 24

A plug for Lucy and Gary’s special shot in London and in Color. For black and white TV’s, Gary has painted numbers on everyone so you can tell. Many of Lucy’s friends are waiting in the wings to play and we don’t have a lot of time.

RESUMING GAME #1: Lucy Gives to Dick in a must-win situation

10 points: AGGREGATION-PERTURBED (Dick realized it too late)
9: BAND-GROUP
8: MUSICAL-ENSEMBLE
7: BAND-ORCHESTRA $100

LIGHTNING ROUND

PORK-BEANS, STRIP-BACON $50
MAC-TRUCK $100
SICK-WELL, WELL-ILL $150
SAD-HAPPY, SAD-GLAD $200
BUBBLY-EFFERVESCENT, DRINK-CHAMPAGNE $250 in just past 30 seconds

Allen points out bacon “He (Gary) just couldn’t say it”

GAME #2: WORD #1-Gary to Dick

10 points: MARCONI (Gary went right after the bell)-TELEGRAPH
9: BOX-RADIO

WORD #2-Dick Gives

10: PUCK-HOCKEY

WORD #3-Lucy gives

10: BASEBALL-DIAMOND
9: DECISION-UMPIRE 19

WORD #4-Ruth gives

10: PRISONER-INMATE
9 (for the win): MANACLES-CHAINS
8: An obvious visual hint-HANDCUFFS 17

WORD #5-Gary gives

10(to win): EXCESS-ACIDITY

9(to win): LUGGAGE-BAGGAGE Up to $450

LIGHTNING ROUND #2

QUARTET-SINGERS, THREAD- STOVE, GROCERY-THREAD, TIE-ROPE, SMALLER-STRING
HEAR-LISTEN
YAY-CHEER, FOR-YELL, EVERYONE-APPLAUD, SQUAD-FOOTBALL then BASEBALL, then COLLEGE, NINE-BASEBALL (TEAM)
LUCY!!!!!!!

Ruth still has $550 total.

Lucy and Desi Arnaz Jr. (son, “Dino, Desi and Billy”) vs. Gary vs. Lucie Arnaz (Lucy’s daughter)

GAME #1: WORD #1-Lucy to Desi

10 points: WOBBLE-SQUIBBLE
9: SQUIBBLE-WIGGLE

WORD #2-Desi to Lucy

10: BEAR-GRIZZLY
9: BABY-NAKED
8: LITTLE-CUB

WORD #3-Gary to Lucie

10: BLACKBOARD-CHALK 19

WORD #4-Desi gives

10: SPOILED-BRAT 18

WORD #5-Gary gives

10 (to win): SCHOOL-KINDERGARTEN $100

LIGHTNING ROUND #3

TIE-CLASS, TIE-SHIRT $50
MAID-BUTLER $100
GUN-PISTOL, LARGER-RIFLE $150
CEMENT-BRICK, CEMENT-PAVEMENT, SLAB-ROCK, CEMENT- (passes on CONCRETE)
SAD-HAPPY $300 Total

GAME #2: WORD #1-Gary to Desi

10: LANDING-GEAR
9: FIELD-RUNWAY
8: PLANE-STRIP
7: INTERNATIONAL-AIRPORT

WORD #2-Desi gives

10: CHAIN-BRACELET
9: MISSING-LINK 16

WORD #3-Gary gives

10: MAGIC-STICK
9(to win): TINKER-BELL
8: MAGIC-WAND

WORD #4-Lucie to Lucy

10 (to win): CHAIN-GANG
9: DOG-NECKLACE (Desi gives him a smack in the arm)
8: DOG-LEASH One to go

WORD #5-Gary to Desi

Gary: This is a tough one
Desi: I’ll get it.
Gary: Keep doing like that and you’re be a duet

10: BONE-FUNNY
9: CHICKEN-DRUMSTICK
8: SWISH (no explanation)
8: HOPE-WISH Up to $400

LIGHTNING ROUND #4

STOVE-PIPE, BAKE-OVEN $50
MAN-WOMAN, SMALL-BOY, EITHER-GIRL and BOY, SMALL-CHILD $100
TUG-PULL $150
GO-LEAVE, VEHICLE-DRIVE, PASSENGER-CAR, PASSENGER-DRIVER, GO-, PASSENGER- (passes RIDE)
MOM-DAD $600 Total

The password today is Morning. Monday Morning, September 26th, Candid Camera (and) The Beverly Hillbillies join the CBS Daytime Lineup. This new fun with old friends starts as 9am Eastern, 9am Central.

Alan makes a correction: 10am Eastern

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WHAT’S MY LINE?-2nd Taped Episode (Aired Sep. 10 1968)

Host: Wally Bruner
Announcer: Johnny Olson

Celebrity Panel:

  • Soupy Sales
  • Meredith MacRae
  • Gene Rayburn
  • Arlene Francis

And I tell you, Arlene, it’s much better being here than Saigon.

Wally’s intro, with no context (Why’d you delete the panelists intros, Buzzr??!)

FIRST GUEST: Esteene Del Rio (Chicago, IL)

Some strong whistling as Esteene signed in. She’s self-employed and deals with a product.

Gene: Does what you do bely your physical appearance?
Yes
Would I come to you?
Yes
Would it make me happy?
Yes
Would it cost me a great deal of money?
No $5

Arlene: Is the product edible or coatable?
Neither $10

Soupy: Would it help my home?
We don’t know what kind of problems Soupy has in his home, but generally No $15

Meredith: Does it come in contact with the body?
Yes
Is it other than clothing?
Yes means No $20

Gene: Are there animals other than humans that use the product?
Yes “I concluded that”
Household pets
Yes
Canine family?
Yes
Is it edible?
No $25

Arlene: Would the canine wear it?
Yes
Wear it on the head or neck?
Sometimes
Does it cover a certain area?
Yes
Do you make raincoats, fur coats or dresses?
ALL OF IT

She designs fashions for dogs, including mini skirts. Selling to department stores, grooming shops out of cloth and paper and. Prices go up to $500, the lowest Wally said was 298. ($298 or $2.98?) Time for a fashion show!

Shelly and Gigi are wearing psychedelic Lame line, changing full-length gown and a mini. Gene decides to help the human model transform. In her hand is Celito, both wearing paper embossed fabric. It’s totally disposable! (The other was cleanable.)

After the break, Wally offers Arlene a fitting for that special outfit; Arlene was more into the dog’s hair

SECOND GUEST: Bernice Gera (Indiana, PA)

She’s self-employed and deals with a service.

Soupy: Is it a service I might come to you for?
Perhaps
A service I’d come to you rather than you come to me?
A reluctant Yes
A service that would help physically?
It might
Would it make my house a better house?
Definitely No $5

Meredith: Do you wear a uniform?
Yes
Is what you do instructive?
To a degree, Yes
Do you work indoors more than outdoors?
Outdoors, So No $10

Gene: He gathers it’s more utilitarian than aesthetic?
Yes
Anything to do with food?
No $15

Arlene: Can we rule out sports?
No $20

Soupy: So it can be sports?
Yes
Is it a sport?
Yes
Is it a sports with both men and women?
Wally’s explanation flew over my head like it did Soupy’s
Bottom Line: No $25

Meredith with another wild guess: Are you a girl’s gymnastics instructor?
Not this time $30

Gene: The people that come to you benefit physically?
Debatable, but Wally makes it No $35

Arlene: Is it a team sport?
Yes
A sport indulged by men a great deal?
Yes
Even more than women?
Yes
Usually a man’s job?
Yes
If you’re not a instructor, are you a lady umpire?
YES

Mrs. Gera work for semi-pro with police departments. She next wants to get into real minor league baseball. And she used to play, hitting 350 footers! You could see her in live demonstrations around NYC with real Major Players such as Roger Maris. Problems in regular stadiums include lack of a dressing room. Soupy says she’d be a good cook because she can dust off the plates! Anyway, Bernice is mostly a base umpire so she doesn’t wear the chest protector. A new one is being designed for her. Mrs. Gera leaves us with her “YOU’RE OUT!”

MYSTERY GUEST

Arlene: Does one find you in the entertainment pages
A Deep Yes
Soupy: Associated with Television rather than Broadway?
High Yes
Meredith: Are you a comedienne?
yes
Gene: Are you appearing on Broadway?
No
Arlene: Do you appear on your own show?
Teary No
Soupy; Is there just one of you?
Now Yes
Meredith: Have you been associated with another person?
No
Gene: Are you Joan Rivers?
YES

And she was afraid they’d never figure her out. Gene has worked with her so often, he’s recognized her voice, despite all her attempts. Exclusively here on What’s My Line?, Joan announces her upcoming talk show. She promises it won’t compete with this show. Tapings start in two weeks. Being on the Tonight Show has been her big career boost. From seven bucks a week working office temp, her salary has skyrocketed…up to $12 a week. Joan also mentions the “Upstairs at the Downstairs” club where she works with her husband. They also have a seven-month-old to watch. Wally gets Joan to talk about writing her material. Soupy mentions how few women are out there in comedy. “Don’t get me started” “Show them your Mickey Mouse (watch) ” “I’ve gotta give it more cheese”.

Joan: Show them your Mickey Mouse (watch)
Soupy: I’ve Gotta give it more cheese

Closing: Soupy’s history with throwing pies. It started in Cleveland in 1950, and in those days, he’d whip up eggs or cream. One director gained lots of weight from eating offset. Many stars have gotten “creamed” by Soupy including Frank Sintara, Burt Lancaster, Tony Curtis, Shirley Maclaine and Jimmy Durante. There’s also a plug for his 25th High School reunion at West Virginia.

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THE PRICE IS RIGHT (Nighttime)-Taped July 10, 1973 (#042N)

Host: Dennis James
Announcer: Johnny Olson
Models: Janice Pennington and Anitra Ford

Note: Only had the audio of this episode to work with.

MABEL JACKSON,
LOIS VALLEA,
KATHY HUGHES,
and LAUREL HOPPER, COME ON DOWN!

First Item Up for Bids!

Zinman Fox Trim Blue Suede Coat

  • MABEL (once she found her mic) 350
  • LOIS 600
  • KATHY 550
  • LAUREL 695

The actual retail price is…$749. Laurel wins!

BONUS GAME

This is an all-travel bonus:

  • 10d P&O Mexican Cruise
  • United States Luggage
  • $2000 Spiegel Gift Certificate
  • TOTAL: $3,536

1st Window: COMSETICS-Vanda ($43)
Guess: HIGHER RIGHT!
2nd: FLOOR TILE-Flintkote 12 x 15 ft. ($85)
Guess: LOWER RIGHT!
3rd: TAPE RECORDER-Mallory with Duratape Tapes and Duracell Batteries ($91)
Guess: LOWER RIGHT!
4th (To Sweep): VACUUM CLEANER-Eureka Power Team ($175)
Guess: LOWER…
WRONG!

Where’s the Bonus?: Not the Vacuum
WINNER! Hope that changes Laurel’s downer attitude.

BEA KING, come on down!

Second Item Up for Bids!

Universal Geneve 18kt. Gold/Diamond Ladies’ Watch

  • BEA 925
  • Mabel 1000
  • Lois 850
  • Kathy 950

The actual retail price is…$1,000. Mabel wins!

ANY NUMBER

Mabel says she knows how to play. Let’s how she wins what she wants from this trio:

  • Broyhill Middlesex Sofa
  • Lincoln Continental Town Car (A/C, AM/FM 8-track, Tilt Wheel, Power Reclining Seat, Speed Control, R/C Mirror, Town Car Options, Vinyl Inserts, Bodyside Mouldings, Convenience Group)
  • The tiny little piggy bank

First Guess: 10! Yeah, she knows how to play!

GUESSCARSOFA
99 _ _ _
8_ _ 8
09 _ 0 _
7(one of last 2 digits)
9 6_ 6 8
19 1 0 _

Getting that 3rd number must’ve gotten Mabel excited. All I know is Dennis was yelling “Come Here, Come Here!”

GUESSCARSOFA
5(first number)
44 6 8
ARP9 1 0 3

CATHY STANDALAND, Come on Down!

Final item up for bids!

GE Freestanding Stereo

  • CATHY S. 560
  • Lois 575
  • Kathy H. 650
  • Bea 625

OVERBID!

  • CATHY S. 425
  • Lois 500
  • Kathy H. 475
  • Bea 485

The actual retail price is…$500! Lois wins!

CLOCK GAME

In the next 30 seconds, Lois can add these two prizes to her stash: A Chromcraft Hideaway Bar and a Seth Thomas Southbury Grandfather Clock. (Appears the $1,000 Bonus earlier on isn’t here)

BAR: 500 550 560 540 545…552 560 570 553 554 (17 sec. left)
CLOCK: 600 700 750 800 850 900 860 870 880 890 889 887 888 886 885
WINNER!

RECAP

LAUREL$4,285+ (Top Winner)
LOIS$1,939 (Runner-up)
MABEL$1,468

SHOWCASE

First Showcase: The 4 Seasons
FALL: Catalina His/Her Sportswear
SPRING: Roper 8hp. Riding Lawnmower
WINTER: Yamaha SM292 Snowmobile
SUMMER: Horizon 18′ Fiberglas Jet Boat/Trail-Rate Trailer, Catalina Junior Swimwear, Cypress Gardens Water Skis, U.S. Divers Scuba Gear

Laurel passes, Lois’ Bid: $4,200

Laurel’s Showcase:
Frigidaire Range, Fridge (W/Rath Honey Glazed Ham (3lbs.)), Washer/Dryer and Dishwasher
Ford Mustang (V8, Power Steering, A/C, AM Radio, Protection Group, Racing Mirror, Tinted Glass, Trim Rings/Hubcaps, Rear Bumper Guard, Cruisimatic Transmission, White Stripes)
Castro GTX Motor Oil (33 qts.)
Turtle Wax Gift Pack

Laurel’s bid: $4,800

LAURELLOIS
Bid: $4,800Bid: $4,200
ARP: $5,546ARP: $7,094
Difference: $746Difference: $2,894

Laurel Wins! Total $10,028
Total Winnings: $13,435

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PASSWORD(daytime)-September 20, 1966 (Day 2 of Lucy and Friends Week)

Host: Allen Ludden
Announcer: Lee Vines

Lucille Ball (“The Lucy Show”) and Dick Patterson (“The Lucy Show”) vs. Gary Morton (Lucy’s husband) and Gita Kammann (Dick’s wife) $100

First things first, Gary and Gita have a minute of words to play through.

LIGHTNING ROUND #1:

POSTAGE-STAMP
BIRD-FLY, WAVE-WING
ASH-CIGARETTE, GARBAGE-TRASH, “PUT-IN”-CAN
FLOWER-BUD, STORE-FLORIST AND NURSE, BUY-BUCH, STORE-BOUQUET (pass on SHOP)
KING-QUEEN $300 Total

Gita’s accent is not a problem here. Gary says she’ll be teaching at UCLA in Broken English.

GAME #2: WORD #1-Gary to Dick

10: THROAT-SWALLOW
9: ADENOIDS-TONSILS

WORD #2-Dick gives

10: CENTER-MIDDLE

WORD #3-Lucy gives

First, Gary asks for a Corned Beef Sandwich
10: SHAKE-SHUTTER
9: KATE-SHIMMY 19

WORD #4-Gita gives

10: LAUNDRY-WASHING (form of the word) WASH Tie game

WORD #5-Gary gives

10: BROOM-CLOSET
9: DUST-MOP Up to $400

Nobody likes to see a big man cry

Allen as Dick sobs tears of joy for his wife

LIGHTNING ROUND #2:

SHAVE-BASIC?, HAIR-BEARD
SCOTCH-GIN, DRESS-PLAY? then KILTS
WATER-WELL, TURN-FAUCET
BUG-MOSQUITO, BLACK-BEETLE
FACE-POWDER, LOOK-STARE then EYES $650 Total for the new baby

Lucy and Tommy Thompson (producer, “The Lucy Show”) vs. Gary and Maury Thompson (director, “The Lucy Show”)

They say they’re twin brothers, but Tommy and Maury aren’t actually related.

GAME #1: WORD #1-Lucy to Tommy

10: RUB DOWN-MASSAGE

WORD #2-Maury to Gary

10: EMCEE-CEREMONIES
9: RADIO-ANNOUNCER 19

WORD #3-Gary gives

10: GREASY-OILY
9: SMOOTH-SLICK $100

Maury’s been working with Lucy for 15 years, Tommy’s at 5.

LIGHTNING ROUND #3:

VACATION-RESORT, SKIP-PLAY, TRAVEL-TOURIST, TRAVEL-TRIP
GOLD-SILVER
STRANGLE-CLUTCH then THROTTLE, GRAB-SNATCH, GAG-CHOKE
RAILROAD-CROSSING, CAR-CABOOSE, LIFT-PULLMAN
PEACE-QUIET, TOLSTOY-WAR $350

Meanwhile, Gary gets his meal. Great service, but they forgot to hold the mustard. It’s the “Prize Winning Week of all Weeks”

GAME #2: WORD #1-Gary to Tommy

10: REPUBLICAN-DEMOCRAT (form) DEMOCRACY

WORD #2: Maury gives

10: JUMP-LEAP

WORD #3: Gary gives

10: WOOZY (with an eye roll)-SHAKY
9: VAPORS-DROWSY (Maury thought everyone was going to sleep as part of the game)
8: “I Hope you Dig This” GILLESPIE-DIZZY 18

WORD #4: Maury gives

10: CATTLE-STAMPEDE 20

WORD #5: Gary gives

10: ROUNDUP-CATTLE
9: GROUP-HERD $100

LIGHTNING ROUND #4:

RAT-MOUSE, FOOD-CHEESE
MOVIE-STAR then SCREEN
CHOMP-BITE, BITE-CHEW
KICK

Lucy was thinking of the wrong sport
BASEBALL (on Allen’s suggestion)-BAT, SHORT-BUNT
BAD-GOOD The “Twins” are tied

Lucy was thinking “PUNT” on Number 4.

Lucy and Cecil Smith (L.A. Times drama critic) vs. Gary and Cleo Smith (Lucy’s director of special projects, Cecil’s husband)

Planned by Cleo, “Lucy Goes to London” co-starring Anthony Newley. Set to air on TV October 24th. No time to start a game. Looking ahead, little Lucie and Desi and Mrs. Milton Berle.

The password today is SERVICEMEN. How long has it been since you’ve written to a serviceman overseas? Remember, he deserves and needs your support.

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TO TELL THE TRUTH-Christmas Day 1956 (2nd Episode)

Host: Bud Collyer
Announcer: Bern Bennett

Celebrity Panel:

FIRST GUEST: Mitchell Parrish

As usual, there are three men that say “My Name is Mitchell Parish”. Only one is the real deal and it’s up to the panel to find out. First, Bud reads the affidavit:

I, Mitchell Parrish, live in the suburbs of New York City.  In my youth as an amateur, I boxed with Barney Ross and Tony Canzoneri.  I have also worked as a clerk in New York City Court.  In 1950, I graduated from College—Suma Cum Laude.  I am a member of Phi Beta Kappa.  By professions, I am a songwriter.  I wrote the lyrics to many songs including “Deep Purple”, “Stars Fell on Alabama” and “Stardust”.  I swear that the above information is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

Signed, Mitchell Parrish

In this early version, the panel have multiple turns to question our contestants. Thirty seconds each, up to five minutes.

HILDY:
#2: When you write the lyrics to songs, do you write them in New York City?
Not necessarily.
Where did you write Stardust?:
In New York
Did you collaborate with someone?
Oakie Carmichael wrote the lyrics
Did he come to New York?
He was already there
Hildy just started with #3 before her time was up

DICK:
#3: What have you written lately?
Sleigh Ride and Clare de Lune (struggled with the answer)
Who was the first to record Deep Purple?
Benny Goodman

POLLY:
#1: The Definition of a bridge in music:
The release in the chorus
#2: Same question
Same answer but adds, “It only comes out after the third 8 Bar”
#3: How many bars in Stardust?
16
#1: Same question, 32
#2: Same question, 35

MIKE:
#1: The lyrics to Deep Purple:
“When the Deep Purple Falls Over Sleepy Garden Walls”
#2: Continue:  Time’s up

BACK TO HILDY:
#3: You were a clerk in a court in New York City, what methods did you use to record what was going on”  He says he was a clerk for a municipal court, only making appointments not recording, in the capacity of…Time runs out

DICK:
#3: Finish the lyric: All I Want for Christmas is a Girl Millionaire.  He thought it was “Billy Nair”
“A girl would come from Texas with a rose in her hair
#2: Same line “With a Million of her own and another million to Spare”  (Round of Applause)
#1: Saved by the Bell

POLLY:
#1: Finish Dick’s Challenge:  “A girl would come from Texas with an oil well in her Hair”
Who has the big record on Clair de Lune?
Perry Como
When did you write the adaptation of Clair de Lune?
No Time

MIKE:
#3: What school did you graduate from?  Colombia
What subject?:  Psychology
#1: Same questions, New York University in English and Modern European History
#1: What year did you box with Bonnie Ross?
In the 30s
Who was heavyweight champ in 1930?
All he knows is that he didn’t spar with him.

HILDY:
#3: When you set out to write the lyrics of Clair de Lune did you have to get permission?
No, it was public domain.
#1: Said he did have to get permission from the French Estate of Debussy.
Who hits harder, Bobby Ross or Tony Canzoneri?
Tony TIME’S UP!

VOTING TIME:

The group of three will get $250 for each incorrect vote.

Polly: #1
Mike: #3
Hildy: #1
Dick: #3

THE REAL MR. MITCHELL PARRISH is:
#1 ($500)

#2: Carl Panke, investment banker in New York

#3: Ted Nelson, public relations counsel

Mitchell reveals he wrote Stardust in ’31 and how he used to work out with Bobby Ross in the gym.  Polly asks Ted how he knows so many musical terms.  He got it from musician clients, but Polly figured it out getting Stardust wrong.  Mike found it hard to believe how Mitchell forgot his own lyrics. Carl studied music, and that’s how he followed up on the Stardust question.

SECOND GUEST: Hermoine Zanacki

Affidavait:  “I, Hermoine Zanacki, am a Licensed barber in a men’s barber shop.  I am secretary-treasurer of my local barbers’ union and the first woman Vice-President of the State Barbers’ Association.  In High School, I played on the Girls’ Basketball Team.  I have also worked as a movie usher.  Among my souvenirs is a picture of myself and Dagmar.  Once, I had dinner aboard the atomic submarine, Nautilus.  I Swear that the above information is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.”

Signed, Hermoine Zanacki

POLLY:
#1: When did you have your picture taken with Dagmar?:
1953 aboard the Queen Elizabeth
Why?  She was sailing home to England signing autographs at the time.
#2: Where are you from?
Norwich, CT

MIKE:
#3: Where do you barber?
Manhattan, NY
#1: Same question, same answer
#1: What is the price for a men’s haircut?:
$1.25
#3: Same question, same answer
#3: The price for a Manicure?
$1
#1 says they don’t give them.
#2: How much do you charge to Shave?
$1
The name of your shop steward?
#2 blanks and the rest say there are the shop stewards.

HILDY:
#3: Where did you go to high school?
Manhattan. 
#2: Norwich, CT
#1: Norwich, England
#2: How long did you have to study to become a barber?
Six Months
After High School? No
So, you’re the only woman in the state of Connecticut who (DING)

DICK:
#2: If your razor slips and you cut someone, what’s the first thing you do?
I apologize.
#3: How much do you charge to trim a beard?
50-75 cents, depending on size. Van Dyke would be charged the 75.

BACK TO POLLY:
#3: What position did you play on the Basketball team?
Guard
#2: Same question, same answer
#1: Ditto
#1 Again: Where were you a movie usher?
In England, but #2 says Connecticut, again and #3 says the Bronx.

MIKE:
#1: How many men are on a basketball team?
Five, #3 agrees but #2 doesn’t know
#3 Under what circumstances did you have dinner aboard the Nautilus?
Her brother was the Chief Torpedo Man.
Who was the commanding officer?
It wasn’t necessary for dinner?
Did you eat in the war room?
“It might’ve been”

HILDY:
#1: When did you have dinner aboard the Nautilus?
About a year ago.
Before or After the Shakedown?
A silent smile
#3: Do you know how many men are in the Crew Aboard the Nautilus?
No.
#1: “When you were an usher, when you set people did they tip you?”
No, and she doesn’t know about the rest of Europe.

DICK:
#1: Where is the barbershop?
50th Street Close to 10th Avenue
Were you a barber before you came to this country?
No
Did you find it was hard to pass the state examinations?
I enjoyed it
What did you have to do?
After 30 days, you suddenly have to make your first haircut.

POLLY: First trying to figure out what a shakedown is
#1: How much does a barber’s license cost?
$5, Total time is up before asking the others

VOTING TIME:

Polly: #3
Mike: #3
Hilby: #3
Dick: #3, Wait he meant #2

THE REAL MS. ZANACKI IS…
#2 ($750)

WHEW! Almost a shutout

#1: Lorna Kersey, elevator operator

#3: Ethel Agby, head of a draft board

A few questions about not knowing questions.  A girls’ basketball team has six players, they thought, and the Shop Steward is known as a business manager.  Hilby asks about the Nautilus. Hermoine’s boyfriend (said girlfriend) is stationed aboard.

Time for our panel to say good night:

  • Mrs. Calabash, wherever I am (Polly)
  • Scrooge
  • Jubilation T. Cornpone
  • Doodles Lieber

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PASSWORD (daytime)-September 19, 1966

Host: Allen Ludden
Announcer: Lee Vines

Lucille Ball (The Lucy Show) vs. Gary Morton (husband)

BUT WHERE ARE THE CONTESTANTS?
Actually, Lucy and Gary have brought their friends and cohorts to play the whole week.

Lucy’s 1st Partner: Gale Gordon (Mr. Mooney, “The Lucy Show”)
Gary’s 1st Partner: Mary Wicks (comedienne, recently performed at the High Spirits Club)

GAME #1: WORD #1-Lucy for Gale

10 points: ORANGE-COLOR
9: LIQUID-JUICE

Note: Mary says all the money goes to Lucy and Gary. although they deny it.

WORD #2-Gale gives

10: CORNOR-DIAMOND (she didn’t understand it at first and I still don’t)

WORD #3-Gary to Mary

10: FOOT-PEDAL
9: LUCILLE-BAWL 19

WORD #4-Mary gives

10: UMBRELLA-RAIN
9 (for the win): FLOAT-(no guess)
8: AIRPLANE-PARACHUTE 17

WORD #5-Lucy gives

10 (for the win): (Allen reminds her “Watch the Gestures” She turns her back and puts her hands in a triangle) PANTS-DRAWERS
9 (for the win): CLOTHES-TROUSERS
8 (for the win): CLOTHES-SLACKS
7 FLY-ZIPPER One Point to Go

WORD #6-Gary gives

10 (for the win): MUTTER-MURMUR
9 HUMBLE-(just a hmmm)
8: MURMUR-MUMBLE $100

LIGHTNING ROUND:

PISCADOR-BULL then BULLFIGHTER, ALBATROSS-FISHERMAN (close enough)
TROUT-RACE, FASTER-PACE, FASTER-Run, FASTER-WIN, POLE-VAULT, HORSE-JUMP then GALLOP
RISE-ELEVATOR (The whole placards goes down, then back up) RISE-LIFT, DOWN-DESCEND (passes FALL)
STONE-MINERAL, SMALL-PEBBLE (just under the gun) $250 Total

GAME #2: Gals vs. Guys
WORD #1: Gary to Gale

And Lucy insists Allen don’t call our other players “cohorts”
10 points: JUDGES-BENCH
9: KNOCKER-GAVEL (don’t knock it if it works)

WORD #2: Gale gives

10: BACKWARDS-SHY
9: JUVENILE-DELINQUENT Double to 18

WORD #3: Gary gives

10: ANIMAL-GIRAFFE (HOW??!! Must’ve been that face)

WORD #4: Mary gives

10 (for the win): PICTURE-FRAME $100

LIGHTNING ROUND

SHIP-WRECK, SMALL-YACHY, SMALLER-BOAT
BED-MATTRESS, COVER-SPREAD, WHITE-LINEN then SHEET
MOUTH-TONGUE
LIQUOR-DRUNK, SLANG-BOOZE
LOW-HIGH $250 in 28 seconds (Mary did want to break Peter Lawford’s record)

Before the next game, Allen does a commercial for Geritol. Lucy can’t help but butt in…wouldn’t that put her sponsorship with VITAMETAVEGAMIN in trouble.

Next teams:
Lucy and Dick Patterson (“The Lucy Show”) vs.
Gary and Gita Kammann (Mrs. Dick Patterson)

GAME #1: WORD #1-Lucy gives

10 points: BUST(yes Dick you can say that)-CHEST

WORD #2-Gita gives

10: FRIEND-ENEMY All Tied Up

WORD #3-Lucy gives

10: CURLICUE*-CURL
9: OPEN (does a mouth Pop)-CORKSCREW 19 (Was Dr. Goodwin asleep?)

WORD #4-Dick gives

10: HUNGARIAN-GOULASH 20

WORD #5-Gary

10: NURSERY-RHYME $100

No lightning is fast enough to fit in this show. Dick played pretty well for a loser “Thank you very much” Other friends of Lucy and Gary that plan to stop by this week: Lucy’s sister Cleo and husband Cecil Smith, Maury and Tommy Thompson the Producer and Director on “Lucy Show” but not related, Dick Crenna, and Carol Cooke with her husband. STAY TUNED!

The password today is GREAT. Monday’s a great night on CBS it’s a night that Lucy brightens our life. So make it great for the whole family to enjoy The Lucy Show Tonight 8:30 Eastern 7:30 Central

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