Sheryl Svensen (Whittier, CA, Phone information operator or “D.A”) Annie Dale (Nottingham, Eng., published poet/author w/o any money)
Game 2 is about to start. Gene must’ve removed his memory of the 1st match (Can’t Blame Him!)
ROUND 1
Sheryl (sticking to A): Steve said, “I wanted a swimming pool cheap, so I bought a do-it-yourself swimming pool kit. WAS I ROBBED!! All they gave me is 10,000 gal. of water and a ________”
Sheryl: Shovel
Shovel
Bulldozer
Bathing Suit from Akron’s Men’s Dept.*
Innertube
Funnle+
Shovel
*Akron was a store based in California +Funnel (spelled the right way)
Annie B: George said “I bought my new car because it reminds me of my wife. They both have big ________s.”
Annie: Rear Ends (either that or boobs)
Headlights
Headlights
Head Lights
Back Seats
Seats
Rear Ends
Boobs would’ve likely counted as three. Debralee “doth protest too much”
ROUND 2 Sheryl B: Mae West (Brent) said, “There’s been so much rain lately, I had to tell one fella “Why don’t you ________ up and see me sometimes””.
The panel is thumbs down on Brett. Debralee: Much more authentic Dick Martin: Sounding like…Dick Martin Patty: In Sign Language
Back to the question: Sheryl: Swim
Swim
Row
Swim
Swim
Brett is in tears at the beautiful performances around her.
Annie A: Weird Willie has a specially made mattress. Instead of it being stuffed with goose down, Weird Willie’s mattress is stuffed with goose ________.
Annie: Eggs
Eggs
Eggs
Eggs
Pate
Liver
Annie got egged! And she leaves with just the parting merchandise.
SUPER MATCH ________ COCOA
Gene warned Sheryl, Don’t Pick Dick 1st Choice: Dick: His answer: Hot Brett: James Patty: Creme de Sheryl: HOT (Dick doesn’t sound so dumb does he)
$100
IMOGENE
$250
HERSHEYS
$500
HOT
“Not as popular since the Three Mile Island” from Brett about Hershey’s. Gene has to apologize to Mr. Hershey for that comment. He’s been drinking Hershey’s for so long, you can see the pimples.
HEAD-TO-HEAD: Patty BREAK MY ________
Sheryl: Heart Patty: “I’m almost heartbroken” HEART($5,500)
“A Gold Medal Dad and a Hollywood Girl against Mr. Primetime himself.”
Kardashians (playing for the Dream Foundation): Bruce (now Caitlin), Kim (daughter), Kris (then-wife of 17 years), Khloe and Kourtney (daughters) Sanders (playing for Sanders Claus): Deion (NFL great), Pilar (wife), Deion Jr. (“heir apparent”), Deiondra (college daughter) and Annette (auntie)
Round 1: Top 7 Answers
What’s the first thing you take off when playing strip poker? Deion: Shoes #1 (51) Sanders:
Pilar: Jacket
Deion Jr.: Socks #4 (6)
Deiondra: Shirt #2 (26, also blouse)
Annette: Belt
Deion: Pants
Kardashians to steal: Bra (Al: “Lifting and separating”)…#5 scores 83.
SHOES/BOOTS
51
BRA
2
SHIRT/BLOUSE
26
HAT
2
WATCH/JEWELRY
7
TIE
2
SOCKS
6
Round 2: Top 5 Answers
Name a place you wouldn’t want to wake up after a wild night of partying. Pilar: On the Street #1 (29, anywhere outside) Sanders:
Deion Jr.: The Car #5 (5)
Deiondra: In a Hotel #2 (27, Stranger’s Bed)
Annette: Jail #3 (20)
Deion: In a club, which he doesn’t (WINK! WINK!)
Pilar: On the Floor (Sweep for 88, even though it was just Bathroom)
OUTSIDE/STREET
29
CAR
5
STRANGER’S BED
27
JAIL
20
BATHROOM FLOOR
7
TRIPLE ROUND: Top 4 answers
Name something kids do when their pet goldfish dies. Kris: Flush it down the toilet #2 (23) Deion Jr.: Cry #1 (57) Sanders:
Deiondra (with some experience): Wanted another one
Annette: Have a Funeral #4 (4)
Deion: “Can you use that in a sentence?”
Pilar: Bury it (Sweep to win 382)
CRY
57
FUNERAL/CEREMONY
4
FLUSH DOWN TOILET
23
BURY IT
14
“An Olympic Effort” wasn’t enough for the Kardashian/Jenner clan.
SECOND MATCHUP
“One of them bolted for the end zone, the other rode the coach with Johnny Carson.”
McMahons (playing for Horatio Alger Association): Ed (in a neck brace), Pam (wife), Lex (son), Alex (granddaughter) and Sandy (brother-in-law) Barbers (playing for Fresh Air Fund): Tiki (NFL player and Today cast member), Ginny (wife), Geraldine (mother), Tess and Geoff (kids’ godparents)
Round 1: Top 6 Answers
Name something that people spread. Tiki: Butter #2 (25) Ed: Disease #1 (30) McMahons:
Pam: Peanut Butter #4 (9)
Lex: Mayonnaise #6 (5)
Alex: Jelly #5 (6)
Sandy: Legs
Ed: “I know I’m done”
Pam (after a S-L-O-W repeat) Germs at the buzzer, but already with disease.
Barbers to steal: Spread the word… McMahons pick up 75
GERMS/DISEASES
30
JELLY
6
BUTTER
25
MAYONNAISE
5
RUMORS/GOSSIP
18
PEANUT BUTTER
9
Round 2: Top 4 Answers
Ginny and Pam hug it out before the face-off. Good sportsmanship!
Name a part of a woman’s body that’s usually larger than a man’s. Pam: Breasts “No-Brainer” #1 (73) McMahons:
Lex: Backside #2 (18)
Alex: Thighs
Sandy: Hips (3)
Ed: “I’m thinking, I’m thinking”
Pam: Mouth
Barbers to steal: Brain…Got it for 93
BUST SIZE
73
REAR END
18
HIPS
3
BRAIN
2
Triple Round: Top 4 answers
Lex tries the hug again, only to get “Talk to the Hand” from Geraldine. OUCH!
Name something a man might ask for if he made a deal with the devil. Lex: X Geraldine: A Young Bride #3 (17, all women & sex) Barbers:
Tess: Money #1 (46)
Geoff: Fit body
Tiki: Fame “What you have” Al
Ginny: A nice car
McMahons to steal: A career …Barbers up to 283. (Neither team could’ve won)
MONEY
46
POWER
10
IMMORTALITY
17
WOMEN/SEX
17
SUDDEN DEATH
Name something that gets rubbed. Jess: Chin… Alex: Your back…WIN! (300 on the nose)
FINALS: Sanders vs. McMahons Round 1: Top 6 answers
We asked 100 married men: Name something you wouldn’t want to see your wife holding in her hand when she’s really mad at you. Deion: Knife #1 (56) Sanders:
Pilar: Frying Pan #2 (13)
Deion Jr.: Heal or Shoe
Deondra: Divorce Papers #4 (5)
Annette: A bat
Deion: Gun
McMahons to steal: Credit Card… 74 for Deion’s fam!
KNIFE/CLEAVER
56
DINNER/COFFEE
4
FRYING PAN
13
THE FAMILY JEWELS
3
ROLLING PIN
12
DIVORCE PAPERS
5
Round 2: Top 5 Answers
Another hug by the tall ladies. Pam also give one to Al, even if he’s a little short.
Name something a man does when he notices he’s getting a big gut. Pilar: Goes on a diet #2 (19, also less beer) Pam: Sucks in his stomach #3 (18) Sanders:
Deion Jr.: Works out #1 (32)
Deiondra: Buys bigger clothes #5 (8)
: Gets a new girlfriend (Worked for Al)
Deion: Complains
Pilar: (Talks about it after the buzzer)
McMahons to steal: Liposuction, on heavy influence by Pam
Lex: No man gets liposuction Pam: What century do you live in?
ED SAID IT! THAT’S THE ANSWER! AL WON’T TAKE CRAP FROM ANYONE ELSE! …Sanders move up to 151
EXERCISES
32
LARGER CLOTHES
8
DIETS/LESS BEER
19
SUCKS IT IN
18
HE IGNORES IT
18
TRIPLE ROUND: Top 4 answers
Name something you think some people do way too fast. Lex: Talk #2 (27) Deion Jr.: Getting into relationships McMahons:
Alex: Drive #1 (34)
Sandy: Eat #3 (27)
Ed, not you Pam. She’s having too much influence.
Ed: (Only mumbling)
Pam: Get Married…Sweep to stay alive (273)
DRIVE
34
GET MARRIED
3
SPEAK
27
EAT
27
SUDDEN DEATH:
Name something it would be unwise to do at the office Christmas party. Alex: Get too drunk…WIN! (Total: 450)
Sanders Claus will get $10K.
FAST MONEY
Questions:
Besides the lips, name a part of the body that people kiss
Name something people put on celery before eating it
Name a masculine color
Name the age when a child is toilet-trained
Name an item of jewelry people love to wear
Pam:
FOREHEAD
8
PEANUT BUTTER*
34
BLACK
25
TWO*
46
DIAMONDS
4
TOTAL
117
* (Number #1 answer)
Lex:
HANDS+
15
SALT
27
RED
12
ONE+
5
RINGS*
47
TOTAL
$50,000223
* (Number #1 Answer) + (Repeated Answer First) Other #1 answers: Forehead and 1 y.o.
Jack mentions some special guests with us today. “Mike, Randy, Karen, Melissa, the whole Bunch”
Terri Oaxman (originally from OK, Senior at Cat State Long Beach, major in business finance, graduating this December) Chris Donahue (1 yr. wedding anniversary back in June, works in real estate)
ROUND 1
HEAD STARTS:
27 REFRIGERATOR (Aman)
13 MACARONI DINNER (Golden Grain)
5 H’HOLD LUBE (CRC)
25 STEREO (Electrophonic)
Terri10 (Luggage) and 11 (Bonus Number) Chris23 (H’Hold Lube) and 5MATCH! 2 (Take 1 Gift) and 14LUCKY! 16 (STEREO) and 25MATCH! 9 (Cassette Record’r) and 21 (Macaroni Dinner) Terri13 and 21MATCH! 4 (Bonus) and 11MATCH! 1 (Rods and Reels) and 24 (Bonus) and 26 (Pinball Machine) Chris12 (Pinball Machine) and 26MATCH! 30 (Take) and 8 (Refrigerator) Terri27 and 8MATCH! 24 and 30OOPS! Chris 19 (Rods and Reels) and 1HOOKED! 29 (Luggage) and 10MATCH! 20 (Vanity W/Sink) and 22 (Bonus) Terri6 (Vanity W/Sink) and 20NICE COMEBACK! 9 and 7 (Stoneware) Chris17 (Cassette Record’r) and 9MATCH! 3 (Wild!) and 30TAKES FRIDGE! (Total $1,200)
Recap: We’re down to the Stoneware, one take and one bonus number
28 (Take) and Chris passes DEFENSE! Terri15 (Stoneware) and 7MATCH! Guess: JUST LIKE MOTHER USED TO MAKE WIN! ($1,276)
Chest L + Eye + K Moth + IR U’s II M + Hay + K
Terri is shaking all over as she reaches for the cup of water that’s always on the table.
DOUBLE PLAY: Chevrolet Chevette
$100 Puzzle: Metro Ton Weight Ten Mayor STUCK ON REPEAT! M + Head + T+ Row Gold + W + Hen M + Hay + Ear METRO GOLDWYN MAYER (She thought the bar of gold was a ton)
ROUND 2
HEAD STARTS
16 VEGAS WEEK (@ Union Plaza)
3 HAIR SPRAY (Adorn)
29 BABY FRESH’NER (Diaparene)
6 BEDROOM (Broyhill Traditional)
Chris9 (Hot Tray) and 23LUCKY! 7 (Take) and 25 (Encyclopedia) Terri10 (Drapes) and 22 (Bonus) Chris29 and 2 (Ladies Clothes) Both she and Jack were sure that was right Terri5 (Wild!) and Bedroom at 6 1 (Bonus) and 22MATCH! 13 (Movie Camera) and 21 (Drapes) and 10MATCH! 14 (Bonus) and 26 (Take) Chris2 (OOPS!) and 24 (Table Lamps) Terri 30 (Bonus) and 12 (Table Lamps) SLIPPED AGAIN! Chris14 and 30ONE DOWN! 24 and 12THAT’S THE OTHER! 18 (Take) and 25 (NOPE!) and 8 (Matched Encyclopedia) 11 (Wild!) and Vegas at 16 19 (Hair Spray) and 3MATCH! (Over $900) 13 and 20 (Before the Buzzer) LUCKY! (Way to keep the streak alive) Guess: TENDER LOVING CARE WIN!
T + Hen + Deer Loaf + ING K + Hair
Jack said Chris won over $1,400, but that’s incorrect. Chris sips in peace.
DOUBLE PLAY #2
$100 Puzzle: Hant Jeer Hant a Deer Hoe 7 Ancient…ANOTHER WIPEOUT! The best Chris can come up with is Enchantable. “You got me” “H” + Ant DAH + Bull Hoe S + Heaven AGENT 007
Terri’s grand total: $1,276 Chris’s actual grand total: $1,281
Could that be the closest difference in this version’s run?
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Freda Merrick (married w/two kids, administrative specialist for computer company)
Bonnie Taft (MO, elementary teacher, married, earning Masters at Long Beach State)
ROUND 1 (FREE LOOK GAME)
HEAD STARTS:
13: ELECTRIC RANGE (Kelvinator)
21: IMPORT CHEESE (Danish Cheese)
28: BABY FRESH’NER (Diaparene)
19: WASHER & DRYER (Maytag)
Freda7 (Mini Library) and 24 (Outdoor Furn.) Bonnie5 (Mattress Set) and 17LUCKY! 6 (C. B. Radio) and Back to 24 Freda29 (C.B. Radio) and 6MATCH! 15 (Take 1 Gift) and Back to 21 Bonnie9 (Free Look) No waiting, we just reveal that square right now. 26 (Take) and 10 (Baby Fresh’ner) Freda19 and 7UGH! Bonnie10 and 28THAT’S BETTER! 30 (Electric Range) and 13MATCH! 21 and 15 Freda1 (Bonus Number) and 25LUCKY! 16 (Take) and 27 (Free Look) and 4 OFF THE HOOK! She takes the Range from Bonnie. 20 (WILD!) and 2 (Import Cheese) 14 (Crepe Maker) and 26 (Take) and 3 (WILD!) Freda chooses the Take and the Mattress 18 (Bonus Number) and 22 (Crepe Maker) Bonnie11 (Washer & Dryer) and 19NICE SAVE! 14 and 22GOT IT RIGHT! 15 and 21OOPS! Freda12 (Outdoor Furn.) and 24MATCH! (Over $1,400) Guess: JUST FOR OLD TIME’S SAKE WIN! $1,497
Chest 4 Hole + D Tie + M S + Hay + K
DOUBLE PLAY: Chevrolet Chevette
$100 Puzzle: I’ll Be In…Scottle For, “I’ll be in Scotland Before You” (4 sec. Left) Aisle Bee Inn S + Cot + L + Hand Bee + IV “U”
Car Puzzle: Betty Dugal…NOPE! P + Ad + Tee D + Hoo + K P + Oar + Tray + D Heh + Link + “L” + Ear PATTY DUKE PORTRAYED HELEN KELLER
ROUND 2
HEAD STARTS
18 REC. SOFA (La-Z-Boy)
26 HONEY (Sue Bee)
7 HOME WAVE (Toni)
15 2 PORT. T.V.’S (Panasonic B&W)
Bonnie1 (Treas’re Finder) and 14 (Wild!) 22 (Treas’re Finder) and 10 (Bonus) Freda4 (Rec. Sofa) and 18MATCH! 30 (Bonus) and 10MATCH! 21 (Take) and 9 (Kitchen Ware) and 6 (Honey) Bonnie26 and 6SWEET! 3 (His & Her Bikes) and Back to 22 Freda29 (Home Wave) and 7MATCH! 27 (Bonus) and 5 (T.V. Games) Bonnie25 (Sewing Machine) and 12LUCKY! (Over $800) 20 (Kitchen Ware) and 13 (Linens) Freda22 and 11 (Take) Bonnie11 and 21 Takes so much time concentrating on the board, she forgets about the take. Finally chooses the Sofa. (Up to $1,400) 28 (Take) and 2 (2 Port. T.V.’s) Freda15 and 2MATCH! 3 and 28OOPS! Bonnie22 and 20AARGH! Freda24 (Linens) and 5OH, COME ON! Bonnie13 and 24THANK HEAVENS! Guess: A HEROIC WELCOME WRONG! 23 (His & Her Bikes) and 3MATCH! (Over $2,000) Guess: A HERO’S WELCOME THAT’S BETTER!
A H + Ear + Rose Well + Comb
DOUBLE PLAY #2
$100 Puzzle: A Lass Duz Ant Leaf Here N-more, A Lass Doesn’t Leave Here…UH OH! AH + Lass DUZ + Ant Leaf H + Ear “N” + Knee M + Oar ALICE DOESN’T LIVE HERE ANYMORE
$50 Puzzles
Freda: BARNEY MILLER (No hesitation) Barn + Knee Mill + Ear
Bonnie: Monty Awl, MONTY HALL M + On + Tea H + Awl
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Terry Johnson (married, plays viola in a small orchestra, taught in Germany and now 4th grade in Cali.) 0 Frank Lockett (member of the L.A. Fire Department, likes water skiing and camping) 0
GAME 1-Round 2
Frank A: Ken said “My wife is really getting fat! Not only does she have a spare tire around her stomach, she has a spare tire around her ________.”
This oughta be an easy one for you, Chubby!
Gene to David
Frank: Boobs
Chin
Big Fat Mouth
Neck
Ankles
Butt
Mouth
Terry B: Mr. and Mrs. Smith said, “This summer we’re trying something new. We’re sending our dog to camp and we’re sending our son to ________.”
Terry: The Kennel
David: The Kennel WIN!
Brett: A Very Nice Kennel
Debralee and Patti: The Pound (which likely would’ve scored, too)
Audience: Obedience School
Frank is sent back to the camp house until the next game.
SUPER MATCH ________ A PICTURE
Patty: Pretty as Charles: Draw Brett: Take Terry: TAKE
$100
PRETTY AS
$250
PAINT
$500
TAKE
HEAD-TO-HEAD: Debralee (just past the left star) ________ SHERRY
Terry: Cooking Debralee: Dry (thought of Cooking first)
GAME 2-ROUND 1
Frank A: Dumb Donald said, “I just built a swimming pool, but I didn’t want anyone to drown, so I filled it with ________.”
Frank: Dirt
Feathers
Cement
Cement
Cement
Sand
Jello
Frank’s record: 0-18
Terry B: Did you hear about the crazy scientist who invented a perfume for delicatessen waitresses? It’s called “Eau de ________”.
Terry: Salami
Camembert
Picklee’
Pickle Juice
Pastrami
Salami
Lox
Gene’s answer: Eau de Bologne
ROUND 2
Terry B: Jim said, “I have the world’s toughest dog. Today he was out on the yard barbecuing a ________.”
Terry: The Mailman
Bear
A 7-year-old boy who lived next door
A Hot Man
Dog Catcher
Marinated Burglar
Patty is upset everyone doesn’t agree hers is the definitive answer.
Frank A: Howard Cosell said, “I have the acute feeling my wife is no longer enamored of me. Today, she scoured the oven with my ________.”
Frank: Toupee
Toope
Rug, Toupee, Wig, etc.
<— with my*
Toupee
Toupee
Toupee
Pointing to Charles’s version
Even Frank couldn’t blow that! Terry leaves with her $500, Frank will have to wait for his stash tomorrow. But first, that great impersonator…DAVID DOYLE.
“Who stole the strawberries” Brett and Charles: James Cagney
“Why they say James Cagney?” Brett and Charles: James Garner
“There’s nothing funny about this group” Brett and Charles (All totally rehearsed): Liberace
On a scale of 1-10, Gene ranks this routine at -8.
Barbara Cunningham (married, three children Brandy (4), Lisa (2) and Scottie (1) (named by booze) Phil Brockman (married to a Japanese w 2 y.o. Nana Kathleen)
HEAD STARTS:
29 DINING ROOM (Broyhill Americana)
6 HOME WAVE (Toni)
20 MACARONI DINNER (Golden Grain Macaroni and Cheddar)
4 DIGITAL WATCHES (Helbros Minicom)
This time Jack is sure, it’s another special game. CALL 3 You get up to three picks each turn, unless you make a match in two.
Barbara1 (Macaroni Dinner) and 20 9 (Stone-Ware) and 22 (Sheets, Spreads) and 24 (Mattress Set) Phil17 (Stone-Ware) and 9MATCH! 21 (Digital Watches) and 4MATCH! ($600 Total) 7 (Air Hockey) and 25 (Home Wave) and 6MATCH! 2 (Take 1 Gift) and 28LUCKY! (but he can only take the macaroni) 27 (Love Stories) and 10 (Sheets, Spreads) and 22MATCH! 11 (Take 1 Gift) and 30 (Ice Cr’m Maker) and 8 (Felt Pen) Barbara26 (10 Spd. Bikes) and 11 and 3 (Dining Room) Phil16 (Felt Pen) and 18 (Take) and 11MATCH! (but a wasted take) Guess: GETTING FORTY WINKS WRONG! 15 (Mattress Set) and 26 and 23 (WILD!) Getting to choose, he takes the Mattress 14 (Air Hockey) and 7GOAL! 3 and 24 and 19 (10 Spd. Bikes) WHAT A MESS! Barbara29 and 3 Guess (after a few sec.): CATCHING FORTY WINKS WIN!
Cat + CH + Ink Fort + Tea Wink + Z
DOUBLE PLAY: Chevrolet Chevette
$100 Puzzle: The Navel A Cat Toe Me, The Naval Academy is in Naples…Annapolis. She gets the full title before the buzzer. THE N + Hay + Veil A + Cat + Toe + ME IS Inn “N”+ Apple + Hiss
ROUND 2-Back to Normal
HEAD STARTS:
9 VEGAS VAC. (@ California)
30 WOOD FINISHER (Wipe-On Zar)
11 HOME FIX-ITS (Epoxy Bond)
5 REF. FREEZER (Amana)
Phil29 (Take) and 1 (Lamps) Barbara20 (Bonus) and 22 (Vegas Vac.) Phil9 and 22JACKPOT! 5 and 26 (Carpet Prods.) Barbara7 (Carpet Prods.) and 26MATCH! 11 and 1UGH! Phil23 (35mm Camera) and 10 (Bonus) Barbara20 and 10 3 (Bonus) and 28 (Home Fix-Its) and 21 (BONUS) Hope she does better with this one 29 and 6LUCKY AGAIN! (Vegas is her) 25 (Ref. Freezer) and 5MATCH! Guess: AGAINST MY BETTER JUDGMENT WIN! ($1,143)
Egg + H + ST M + Eye Bed + Door Judge + Men + T
DOUBLE PLAY #2
$100 Puzzle: I Love You a Bush Of…I LOVE YOU A BUSHEL AND A PECK (Half of the Time) Aisle + UV “U” A Bush + Shell & A Peg + K
Car Puzzle: Artur Grange Was Called…NOT GETTING IT! R + Head GR + Range WUZ K + Awl + D THE Gull + Up Ink G + Hoe + S RED GRANGE WAS CALLED THE GALLOPING GHOST (Not Gourmet)
MONEY GAME
Barbara1 (50 Rubles) and 13 (Take) Neil30 (Take) and 19 (Wild!) PHEW! 7 (150 Kroner) and 17 (250 Marks) Barbara9 (250 Marks) and 17MATCH! 27 (500 Rupees) and 10 (100 Guilders) Neil16 (300 Francs) and 25 (20,000 Yen) Barbara11 (2,000 Soles) and 21 (Take) Neil24 (25,000 Lire) and 8 (300 Francs) Barbara25 and 2 (Take) Neil 21 and 2 (Takes the Marks) 11 and 27 OOPS! Barbara3 (1,000 Pesetas) and 28 (Take) Neil15 (Take) and 28WASTED ANOTHER ONE! 12 (20,000 Yen) and 25MATCH! ($184 Total) 26 (1,000 Forint) and 5 (500 Rupees)
TIME!
Barbara (after 7 sec.): Faster Than a Speeding Bullet $100 WIN!
Fez + Tear TH + Hen Ace + “B” + Ding Bull + IT
Neil winds up with nothing! Barbara’s Total: $2,677
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Today, Gene and Bill have matching suits, and they’re also matching the set. Debralee’s dress also blends into the green area.
Mike Madwin (elementary teacher, counselor, home tutor, student and author) ($250) Tina Brigham (Manhattan Beach, CA, works for a temp service agency)
Tina leads the first half of this re-match 4-0.
Mike A: Sally said, “I raised my daughter by the book. Unfortunately the book was written by ________.”
Mike: Jacquelin Susann (“Valley of the Dolls” author)
Polly Adler
Xavier Hollander
Xavier Hollander
Masters & Johnson
Hugh Hefner
The Three Stooges
ROUND 2 Tina B: Riddle: What happens when two bags of sugar get married?
The Answer: They go out and raise a little ________
Tina: Cube-let
Cane
Cane
Mike A: Jake said, “This weather is really terrible. (HOW TERRIBLE IS IT??!!) We need this weather like a mermaid needs ________s”
Mike: Pantyhose The audience is not a fan, Gene demonstrates how hard it is for a mermaid to get into “No Nonsense”.
Pantyhose
Tails
Scales
Shoes
Wings
Pantyhose
Couldn’t wiggle out a win, Mike will hopefully get some sleep. Still has $250.
SUPER MATCH EUGENE ________
Brett: O’Neill Patty: McCarthy David: Roach
WHO IS EUGENE ROACH? It’s David’s actor buddy with a new show this year. Charles has a better answer, Roach invented the clip you use to hold marijuana.
Tina: O’NEILL
$100
RAYBURN
$250
OREGON
$500
O’NEILL
“Do I look like a Eugene, I ask you”
HEAD-TO-HEAD: David ________ SPEAKING
Tina: Frankly David: “I just hate this game” PLAIN
Since you don’t feel the same way Bosley does, let’s get another match going.
Terry Johnson (married with two children and a husband who’s “terrific most of the time”, plays viola in a small orchestra, taught in Germany and now 4th grade in Cali.) Frank Lockett (Los Angeles, CA, member of the L.A. Fire Department, likes water skiing and camping)
Oh, and Frank’s a snappy dresser, too!
GAME 1-Round 1
Terry A: All the tourists at Mt. Rushmore are AMAZED! Because right next to the bust of George Washington, they added the bust of ________.
David finished early, so he talked about “Charlie’s Angels” two-hour season premiere, shot in the Virgin Islands.
Terry: Martha Raquel (Welch) would’ve been better
Dolly Parton
Dolly Parton
Raquel Welch*
Dolly Parton
Dolly Parton
Dolly Parton
*The Stolen Answer Award from Brett We also got a long story from Gene about Buffalo Meat
Frank B: Weird Willie is REALLY WEIRD (HOW WEIRD IS HE??!!) He just went through the Tunnel of Love on ________.
Gene gives a hands-on explanation of the Tunnel of Love to Patty. HHMMM! HHMMM! Moving On!
Frank: Innertubes
Water Skiis
Roller Skates*
Water Skis
Water Skis
Water Skis
Water Beds
*Holding an umbrella over his head with valves to keep him up
“Let’s get with it.” but not right now. Gotta say goodbye.
Linda Corage(Beverly Hills, CA, teach kindergarten, likes golf, married to golf pro, two children)
Steve Blake(Chugwater, WY, music teacher, visiting Grandma when he applied)
ROUND 1
HEAD STARTS:
27 MICRO OVEN (Amana Radarange)
1 COFFEE (Nescafe Regular and Decaf)
25 HOME WAVE (Toni)
3 SOFA BED (Broyhill)
Jack thought this was a special game, but not today.
Linda2(Water Sof’ner) and 30(Take) Steve9(Auto Tires) and 22 (Sofa Bed) Linda3 & 22 MATCH! 6 (Drapes) and 28 (Art Books) Steve15 (Micro Oven) and 27 MATCH! 2 and 26 (Bonus Number) Linda28and5 (Bonus Number) Steve26 and 5 MATCH! 16 (Take) and 30 (For the Sofa Bed) 21 (Wild!) and Water Sof’ner at 2 (Up to $2,200) 13 (Bonus) and 6 and 7 (Take) Linda29 (Rad.-C.B. Combo) and 18 (Coffee) Steve1 & 18MATCH! 7 and 19 (Drapes) Linda8 (Home Wave) and 25RECOVERED! 4 (Garden Tools) and 19 Again Steve6 & 19MATCH! Guess: THERE’S NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT WRONG! 7 and 24 (Garden Tools) Linda28 and 12 (Rad.-C.B. Combo) (Not this Time) Steve29 & 12MATCH! ($2,500) 20 (Bonus Number) and 17 (Auto Tires) Linda23 (Take) and 13ANOTHER OOPS! Steve20 & 13MATCH! 2nd Guess: THERE’S NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT WIN! ($2,680)
TH + Hair + Z N + Hoe Tie + M Lye + K THE Present
DOUBLE PLAY: Chevrolet Chevette
$100 Puzzle: Rose off…Clothing…Washington Square “Rose of Washington Square” (5 down, 5 to go) R + Hose Off Wash + Ink + Ton Square
Car Puzzle: There is Nothing Like Dame…There is Nothing Like A Dame (corrected with a second to spare) TH + Hair Hiss NUTH + Ink L + Eye + “K” D + Hay + M
ROUND 2
HEAD STARTS
2 GRAND. CLOCK (Emperor)
17 OLIVES (Lindsay)
10 HAIR SPRAY (Adorn)
24 STEREO (Electrophonic)
Steve13 (Bridge Set) and 26 (Patio Furn.) Linda1 (Take) and 30 (25 LP’s) Steve18 (25 LP’s) and 30MATCH! Guess: ON THE AIR (An Air sign was revealed) 5 (Olives) and 7 (Cassette Record’r) Linda17 & 5MATCH! 6 (Stereo) and 24MATCH! 15 (Take) and 3 (Kitchen Appliances) UH-OH! Steve1 & 15 (Takes Stereo) 12 (Wild!) and Recorder at 7 Guess: TRIAL AND ERROR HOLY MACKEREL!
TR + Aisle Hand Air + Oar
DOUBLE PLAY #2
$100 Puzzle: “The Rockys are the Tentital…Continental Divide THE ROCKIES ARE THE CONTINENTAL DIVIDE” (3 sec. left) THE Rah + Keys “R” THE Con + 10 + ENT + Awl DIV + Eye + D
Car Puzzle: Care…CAROL BURNETTTIME!STARRED IN PETE & TILLIE If only he’d finished the first one sooner K + Hair + Roll B + Urn + Net Star + D Inn Pea + T & Till + “E”
Speaking of time, there’s a few more minutes to play another game.
MONEY ROUND
All squares are foreign currency.
Linda1 (300 Pesos) and 30 (50 Niaras) Steve15 (200 Markkas) and 13 (300 Pesos) Linda1 & 13SI! Guess: YO HABLO ESPANOL! NOPE! 2 (25 Pounds) and 29 (15,000 Yen) Steve11 (Take) and 23 (200 Markkas) Linda25 (Take) and 12 (500 Cruzeiros) Steve 11 & 25TAKES PESOS! 21 (500 Cruzeiros) and 20 (1,500 Drachmas) Linda 24 (1,000 Escudos) and 17 (15,000 Yen)
TIME!
And there were at least three matches our players could’ve made. Oh well, the first to solve the revealed puzzle gets $100 (plus Steve’s pesos if it’s him)
Linda (as soon as the board was revealed): We Live in Flor-Hoo…We’ve Heard Enough Steve: WE LIVE IN TWO DIFFERENT WORLDS THAT’S BETTER!
Wheel + TV + Fin T + Hoo DIF + Oar + Ant WORLDS
Linda just gets parting gifts. Steve’s winnings: $3,487 Plus Car
Concentration is owned by NBCUniversal, a division of Comcast.
Mike (husband, father, 2-3rd grade teacher, counselor for mentally retarded, private home tutor, student at Cal State Fullerton, writing a book, and sleep with what other time is left) Tina (Manhattan Beach, CA, works for a temp service agency, loves soccer and Match Game)
Round 1
Mike A (Gene took B at first): Fred said, “An Insurance Salesman from Mutual of Rome just came to the door. He tried to sell me a piece of the ________.”
Mike: That big building with columns “The Parthenon” (That’s in Greece) You’re thinking the Coliseum.
Vatican
Vatican
Colisieum
Vatican
Vatican
Pope
Charles quit the Church years ago.
Tina B: Did you hear about poor Ethel? She ate so much cereal her ________ Snapped, Crackled and Popped.
Tina: Her Head
Bosom
Cheeks
Brassiere
Voice
Mouth
Boobs
Round 2
Tina B: Ralph said, “My father was very disappointed when I was born. He was hoping for a new ________.”
Tina: Car
Sub Compact
Car
Daughter
Car
Moped
Mike A: At the hospital, the bullfighter said “Oh, I am in real pain, but I deserve it. Instead of grabbing the bull by the horns, I tried to grab him by the ________.”
Mike: Tail End
Tail
Tail
Tail
Tail
Rear End
Tina goes back on the other side of the turntable for now.
SUPER MATCH CAN’T BUY ________
“My Favorite Actress” Patty: The top tier is insulted and storms off. Her answer: Love Debralee: Happiness Dick: Money Mike: HAPPINESS
$100
FRIENDS (Gene STRONGLY PROTESTS)
$250
HAPPINESS
$500
LOVE
I guess Patty’s still Mike’s favorite.
HEAD-TO-HEAD: Dick (Just short of the star)
The pointer did look to be on a star. It beeped but then went back. Gene has to control the protests.
________ BLOSSOM
Mike: Flower Dick: Orange (from his days as a bartender)
No need to delve into the wheel debate any further. Just give Mike his $250 and move on to the second match
GAME #2-ROUND 1
Tina’s now in the triangle position.
Tina B: The scientist said, “This centipede must be a pirate. He’s got 99 legs and a ________.”
As the panel writes, we had another complaint. This from Debralee, her chair isn’t working. Out comes Gene with a big comfy orange chair.
Tina: Wooden Leg
Wooden Peg
& All of Them Wooden
Match Stick
Bottle of Rum
Peg Leg
Peg (leg)
Brett is adamant she understood the questions.
There’s too many asterisks on this show to count. BUT…wait until tomorrow!