Family Feud

CELEBRITY FAMILY FEUD-July 22, 2008

Host: Al Roker
Announcer: Burton Richardson

FIRST MATCHUP

“A Gold Medal Dad and a Hollywood Girl against Mr. Primetime himself.”

Kardashians (playing for the Dream Foundation): Bruce (now Caitlin), Kim (daughter), Kris (then-wife of 17 years), Khloe and Kourtney (daughters)
Sanders (playing for Sanders Claus): Deion (NFL great), Pilar (wife), Deion Jr. (“heir apparent”), Deiondra (college daughter) and Annette (auntie)

Round 1: Top 7 Answers

What’s the first thing you take off when playing strip poker?
Deion: Shoes #1 (51)
Sanders:

  • Pilar: Jacket
  • Deion Jr.: Socks #4 (6)
  • Deiondra: Shirt #2 (26, also blouse)
  • Annette: Belt
  • Deion: Pants

Kardashians to steal: Bra (Al: “Lifting and separating”)…#5 scores 83.

SHOES/BOOTS51BRA2
SHIRT/BLOUSE26HAT2
WATCH/JEWELRY7TIE2
SOCKS6

Round 2: Top 5 Answers

Name a place you wouldn’t want to wake up after a wild night of partying.
Pilar: On the Street #1 (29, anywhere outside)
Sanders:

  • Deion Jr.: The Car #5 (5)
  • Deiondra: In a Hotel #2 (27, Stranger’s Bed)
  • Annette: Jail #3 (20)
  • Deion: In a club, which he doesn’t (WINK! WINK!)
  • Pilar: On the Floor (Sweep for 88, even though it was just Bathroom)
OUTSIDE/STREET29CAR5
STRANGER’S BED27
JAIL20
BATHROOM FLOOR7

TRIPLE ROUND: Top 4 answers

Name something kids do when their pet goldfish dies.
Kris: Flush it down the toilet #2 (23)
Deion Jr.: Cry #1 (57)
Sanders:

  • Deiondra (with some experience): Wanted another one
  • Annette: Have a Funeral #4 (4)
  • Deion: “Can you use that in a sentence?”
  • Pilar: Bury it (Sweep to win 382)
CRY57FUNERAL/CEREMONY4
FLUSH DOWN TOILET23
BURY IT14

“An Olympic Effort” wasn’t enough for the Kardashian/Jenner clan.

SECOND MATCHUP

“One of them bolted for the end zone, the other rode the coach with Johnny Carson.”

McMahons (playing for Horatio Alger Association): Ed (in a neck brace), Pam (wife), Lex (son), Alex (granddaughter) and Sandy (brother-in-law)
Barbers (playing for Fresh Air Fund): Tiki (NFL player and Today cast member), Ginny (wife), Geraldine (mother), Tess and Geoff (kids’ godparents)

Round 1: Top 6 Answers

Name something that people spread.
Tiki: Butter #2 (25)
Ed: Disease #1 (30)
McMahons:

  • Pam: Peanut Butter #4 (9)
  • Lex: Mayonnaise #6 (5)
  • Alex: Jelly #5 (6)
  • Sandy: Legs
  • Ed: “I know I’m done”
  • Pam (after a S-L-O-W repeat) Germs at the buzzer, but already with disease.

Barbers to steal: Spread the word… McMahons pick up 75

GERMS/DISEASES30JELLY6
BUTTER25MAYONNAISE5
RUMORS/GOSSIP18
PEANUT BUTTER9

Round 2: Top 4 Answers

Ginny and Pam hug it out before the face-off. Good sportsmanship!

Name a part of a woman’s body that’s usually larger than a man’s.
Pam: Breasts “No-Brainer” #1 (73)
McMahons:

  • Lex: Backside #2 (18)
  • Alex: Thighs
  • Sandy: Hips (3)
  • Ed: “I’m thinking, I’m thinking”
  • Pam: Mouth

Barbers to steal: Brain…Got it for 93

BUST SIZE73
REAR END18
HIPS3
BRAIN2

Triple Round: Top 4 answers

Lex tries the hug again, only to get “Talk to the Hand” from Geraldine. OUCH!

Name something a man might ask for if he made a deal with the devil.
Lex: X
Geraldine: A Young Bride #3 (17, all women & sex)
Barbers:

  • Tess: Money #1 (46)
  • Geoff: Fit body
  • Tiki: Fame “What you have” Al
  • Ginny: A nice car

McMahons to steal: A career …Barbers up to 283. (Neither team could’ve won)

MONEY46POWER10
IMMORTALITY17
WOMEN/SEX17

SUDDEN DEATH

Name something that gets rubbed.
Jess: Chin…
Alex: Your back…WIN! (300 on the nose)

FINALS: Sanders vs. McMahons
Round 1: Top 6 answers

We asked 100 married men: Name something you wouldn’t want to see your wife holding in her hand when she’s really mad at you.
Deion: Knife #1 (56)
Sanders:

  • Pilar: Frying Pan #2 (13)
  • Deion Jr.: Heal or Shoe
  • Deondra: Divorce Papers #4 (5)
  • Annette: A bat
  • Deion: Gun

McMahons to steal: Credit Card… 74 for Deion’s fam!

KNIFE/CLEAVER56DINNER/COFFEE4
FRYING PAN13THE FAMILY JEWELS3
ROLLING PIN12
DIVORCE PAPERS5

Round 2: Top 5 Answers

Another hug by the tall ladies. Pam also give one to Al, even if he’s a little short.

Name something a man does when he notices he’s getting a big gut.
Pilar: Goes on a diet #2 (19, also less beer)
Pam: Sucks in his stomach #3 (18)
Sanders:

  • Deion Jr.: Works out #1 (32)
  • Deiondra: Buys bigger clothes #5 (8)
  • : Gets a new girlfriend (Worked for Al)
  • Deion: Complains
  • Pilar: (Talks about it after the buzzer)

McMahons to steal: Liposuction, on heavy influence by Pam

Lex: No man gets liposuction
Pam: What century do you live in?

ED SAID IT! THAT’S THE ANSWER! AL WON’T TAKE CRAP FROM ANYONE ELSE!
…Sanders move up to 151

EXERCISES32LARGER CLOTHES8
DIETS/LESS BEER19
SUCKS IT IN18
HE IGNORES IT18

TRIPLE ROUND: Top 4 answers

Name something you think some people do way too fast.
Lex: Talk #2 (27)
Deion Jr.: Getting into relationships
McMahons:

  • Alex: Drive #1 (34)
  • Sandy: Eat #3 (27)
  • Ed, not you Pam. She’s having too much influence.
  • Ed: (Only mumbling)
  • Pam: Get Married…Sweep to stay alive (273)
DRIVE34GET MARRIED3
SPEAK27
EAT27

SUDDEN DEATH:

Name something it would be unwise to do at the office Christmas party.
Alex: Get too drunk…WIN! (Total: 450)

Sanders Claus will get $10K.

FAST MONEY

Questions:

  • Besides the lips, name a part of the body that people kiss
  • Name something people put on celery before eating it
  • Name a masculine color
  • Name the age when a child is toilet-trained
  • Name an item of jewelry people love to wear

Pam:

FOREHEAD8
PEANUT BUTTER*34
BLACK25
TWO*46
DIAMONDS4
TOTAL117
* (Number #1 answer)

Lex:

HANDS+15
SALT27
RED12
ONE+5
RINGS*47
TOTAL $50,000 223
* (Number #1 Answer) + (Repeated Answer First) Other #1 answers: Forehead and 1 y.o.

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CELEBRITY FAMILY FEUD-July 15, 2008

Host: Al Roker
Announcer: Burton Richardson

FIRST MATCHP

“A true blue collar throwdown”

Bill Engvall (playing for the Brent Eley House): Bill, Gail (wife of 45 yrs.), Emily (daughter), Travis (son) and Jeanne (mother)
Larry the Cable Guy (Whitney) (playing for the Arnold Palmer Children’s Hospital of Orlando): Larry the Cable Guy, Cara (sis…err wife), Tom (brother who does Soloflex commercials), Debbie (sister) and Shirley (171 y.o. Mom)

Bill and Larry have already guaranteed the top prize of $50K for both charities. This game is just for bragging rights.

Round 1: Top 6 Answers

Tell me a traffic sign that best describes your love life.
Larry: Yield #2 (24)
Bill: What he hears all the time, Stop #1 (33)
Engvall:

  • Gail: No Parking
  • Emily: Sharp Turns Ahead
  • Travis: Handicapped Spot

The Whitneys to Steal: “A Go Sign”…#3 or Close Enough. It’s 57 points.

STOP/RED LIGHT33ONE WAY5
YIELD24CAUTION5
GREEN LIGHT/GO8
SLOW8

Round 2: Top 7 Answers

Give me another word for “throw up”.
Gail: Puke #2 (15)
Cara: Vomit #1 (57)
Whitneys:

  • Tom: Barf #4 (7)
  • Debbie: Regurgitate #3 (10)
  • Shirley: Sickly
  • Larry: Ralphs
  • Cara: Upchucks #5 (4)
  • Tom: Cookies

Engvalls to Steal: Hurl…#6 scores 93.

VOMIT57UPCHUCK4
PUKE15HURL3
REGURGITATE10HEAVE2
BARF7

TRIPLE ROUND: Top 4 Answers

Name a fib men tell about themselves at singles bars.
Tom: “They’re Rich” #2 (31)
Emily: “They’re Single” #1 (34)
Engvalls:

  • Travis: Car
  • Jeanne: “I’m Hung” GRANDMA!!! #3 (23)
  • Bill: Their Age (Sweep for the Game, 381)
THEY ARE SINGLE34THEIR AGE8
GOOD JOB/RICH31
GOOD IN BED23

SECOND MATCHUP

“Big Screen Bombshell” vs. “The Diva Queen of Comedy”

Vivica A. Fox (playing for the American Red Cross) Vivica A. “Team Captain of Team Foxy”, “Suggie” Alecia (sister), “Sarge” Marvin (brother), Sharday (niece) and “Sandman” William (brother)
Mo’Nique Jackson (playing for Crystal Stairs) Mo’Nique, Sidney (husband), Eric (cousin), Rodney (Soul Brother #1) and Terence (very available cousin)

We know all the answers. If we don’t, we gonna cheat.

Mo’Nique backstage

Al is afraid this will end badly.

Round 1: Top 7 Answers

Name something Donald Trump has that’s big.
Mo’Nique: Bank Account #1 (35)
Jacksons:

  • Sidney: Hotels #2 (26, w/Casinos)
  • Eric: Houses #5 (6)
  • Rodney: Jewelry
  • Terence: Cars
  • Mo’Nique: Toupees, and she ain’t kidding #3 (13, just hair)
  • Sidney: Ego #6 (5)
  • Eric: Clothing

Foxes to Steal: Aircraft… Mo’Nique’s family gets 85.

BANK ACCOUNT/$35HOUSES6
CASINOS/HOTELS26EGO5
HAIR13YACHT3
TRUMP TOWER/APARTMENTS8
And they ignored William saying Trump Tower

Round 2: Top 5

Name something men never remember that women never forget.
Sidney: Put the toilet seat down #5
Alecia: Anniversary #1
Marvin said their Mom never allowed too many dates around the house.
Foxes:

  • Marvin: Valentine’s Day
  • Sharday: Wedding Vows
  • William: Paying Bills

Mo’Nique to steal: Taking out the Trash Vivica’s family scores 57.

ANNIVERSARY55TOILET SEAT DOWN2
BIRTHDAY24
FIRST DATE/MET8
ARGUMENT5

TRIPLE ROUND: Top 4 answers

Name something that breaks out.
Marvin: “Teenagers…Acne, baby.” #1 (70, Skin/Face)
Foxes:

  • Sharday: Inmates (24)
  • William: Animals
  • Vivica: ________
  • Alecia: ________

Mo’Nique to decide: A breakout performance… Foxes get it with 339.

SKIN/FACE70A BIRD FROM EGG2
A PRISONER24
EPIDEMIC/FLU3

FINALS: Fox vs. Engvall
Round 1: Top 6 Answers

Tell me a place where you deliberately lied…
Bill (too soon):
…to save your skin.
Vivica: The Police #4 (16)
Foxes:

  • Alecia: On the Job #1
  • Marvin: Confrontation
  • Sharday: Your Parents #2 (17, Counts as home)
  • William: Court of Law #3 (17)
  • Vivica: School #5 (15)
  • Alecia: Church (Complete, 90 Total)
WORK/INTERVIEW20SCHOOL15
HOME17CHURCH5
COURT17
POLICE/JAIL16

Round 2: Top 6 again

Name something every good couch potato needs.
Gail: Remote #1 (52, w/TV)
You see, it’s worth waiting to hear the whole question.
Engvalls:

  • Emily: Junk Food #2 (25, all Food/Drink)
  • Travis: A Good Couch #3 (8, w/Chair)
  • Jeanne: Blankie
  • Bill: Comfortable Clothes
  • Gail: Pillows #4 (4)
  • Emily: A Friend #5 (3)
  • Travis: A Good Movie

Foxes to steal: TV Guide Engvalls take a two-point lead.

REMOTE CONTROL/TV52A FRIEND3
FOOD/DRINK25EXERCISE2
COUCH/CHAIR8
PILLOWS4

TRIPLE ROUND: Top 4 answers

Name something that gets ripped.
Marvin: Clothing #1 (49 w/Nylon)
Foxes:

  • Sharday: Runway
  • William: Belt is under clothes… and no backup
  • Vivica: People #3 (12)
  • Alecia: Paper #2 (33, also Junk Mail)
  • Marvin: Carpet

Engvalls to decide: Ripped abs…is under people…Heart Foxes are the champs! (372)

CLOTHES/NYLON49MUSIC CD2
PAPER/JUNK MAIL33
PEOPLE12

Family Feud will add $10,000 to the $50K Bill already pitched in.

FAST MONEY

Questions:

  • Name a magazine or newspaper that celebrities hate
  • At what age is a teenager the most obnoxious?
  • Name something a woman wants to be big and fancy.
  • Name something beer comes in.
  • Name something angry people do.

Sharday:

US WEEKLY8
0
HAT5
BOTTLE34
FIGHT19
TOTAL66

Vivica:

STAR17
1325
JEWELRY26
CAN*45
FIGHT+12
TOTAL191
*(Number #1 Answer) +(Repeated answer first) Remaining #1’s were “National Enquirer”, “15/16 y.o.” “House” and “Yell/Scream”

SO CLOSE…but hold on! It wouldn’t be charitable to give a big 0 to the Red Cross. They’ll get $25,000 just for Capt. Vivica getting this far.

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CELEBRITY FAMILY FEUD-July 8, 2008

Host: Al Roker
Announcer: Burton Richardson

FIRST MATCHUP

“Your favorite paper pushers” are going up against “strong competition.”

The Office (playing for Children’s Advocacy Center of NE Pennsylvania): Brian Baumgartner (Kevin), Phyllis Smith (Phyllis), Kate Flannery (Kate), Oscar Nunez (Oscar) and Creed Bratton (Creed)
American Gladiators (playing for Women’s Sports Foundation): Laila Ali (host), Wolf, Venom, Titan and Jet

Round 1: Top Six Answers

We asked 100 married women: Name someone who comes to your door that you might be tempted to have an affair with.
Laila: Mailman #1 (53)
Gladiators:

  • Wolf: “Water Man”
  • Venom: Cable Guy #5 (4)
  • Titan (while flexing): Pool Guy #6 (3)
  • Jet: Gardener #4 (4)
  • Laila: Delivery Guy #2 (17)
  • Wolf: Handyman
  • Venom: Gladiator

The Office to steal: Pizza Delivery Gladiators get 81

THE MAILMAN53THE CABLE GUY4
UPS/FEDEX17THE POOL GUY3
NEIGHBOR/FRIEND13
THE GARDENER4

Round 2: Top Six Again

After a quick arm wrestling match…
Name something people blow up.
Wolf: Balloons #1 (49)
Gladiators:

  • Venom: Blow-Up Dolls #4 (5 with all types)
  • Titan: Fireworks #3 (5)
  • Jet: Mailboxes #5 (3)
  • Laila: Bubble Gum
  • Wolf: Pool, Al apologizes to Wolf, but the board’s not afraid
  • Titan: Bubbles

The Office to steal: Balls Gladiators up to 143.

BALLOONS49MAILBOXES3
BUILDINGS/HOUSES17BRIDGES3
FIREWORKS5
DOLLS5

TRIPLE ROUND: Top 4 Answers

No arm wrestling between Kate and Venom, just comparing.
Name something people practice doing in a very sexy way.
Kate: Talking on the Phone #2 (16)
Venom: Dances #3 (One point shy)
The Office:

  • Oscar: Putting on makeup
  • Creed: Kissing #4 (7)
  • Brian: Making the Whoopee
  • Phyllis: Walks (Sweep to Survive, 234)
WALKING40KISSING7
TALKING16
DANCING15

SUDDEN DEATH

Oscar and Titan chest bump before coming out fighting (Ouch)…

We asked 100 married men, name something your mother does better than your wife does.
Oscar: Cook (and a power pose)…WIN! (71, Total of 447)

SECOND MATCHUP:

A Sitcom grudge match, small town style.

All playing in character
The Hickeys (“My Name Is Earl“) (playing for Family Crisis Resources) Earl Hickey (Jason Lee), Randy Hickey (Ethan Suplee, “No Deal”), Joy Turner (Jaime Pressly, “Where’s the Camera?”), Darnell “Crabman” Turner (Eddie Steeples) and Catalina Aruca (Nadine Velazquez, “Hello, all countries that have TVs”)
“Camden County All-Stars” (same show) (playing for New Hope Housing of Alexandria, VA, and the leftover cash for a party at Chubby’s liquor) TV’s Tim Stack, Patty the Daytime Hooker (Dale Dickey), Wilford (Tim’s agent), Kenny James (Gregg Binkley) and Nescobar-A-Lop-Lop (Abdoulaye N’Gom)

Round 1: Top Five Answers

We asked 100 women: Name someone you hate to read about the guy you almost married.
Tim: He’s has more money #1 (32)
Camden County:

  • Patty: “He Didn’t Like Cars”
  • Wilford: “He’s Been in Jail” #2 (23)
  • Kenny “He’s Really Strong”
  • Nescobar “He’s Stingy”

Hickeys to steal: He Was Your Cousin UUGHH! Camden County gets 55

HE’S RICH32HE’S GAY11
HE’S A CRIMINAL23
HE’S DEAD/HURT17
HE’S MARRIED13

Round 2: Top Four Answers

Name something that makes more noise the older it gets.
Patty: Car #1 (62)
Passes to Hickeys:

  • Joy: Babies #3 (7, with all people)
  • Crabman: Washing Machine #2 (8)
  • Catalina: Gogo Boots
  • Earl: Moustaches
  • Randy: Licorice Sticks

Camden County to Steal: Fridge…#4 for 77 more. (Total: 132)

CAR62
WASHING MACHINE8
PEOPLE7
REFRIGERATOR5

TRIPLE ROUND: Top Four Again

Name something women wear that hurts.
Joy: (started to say Nipple)
Wilford: High Heels #1 (43)
Camden County:

  • Kenny: Bra #2 (27)
  • Nescobar: Tight Skirt
  • Tim: Thong Panties #4 (5)
  • Patty: Girdle Total Sweep (Final Score: 423)
SHOES/HEELS43
BRA27
GIRDLE22
THONG5

FINALS: The Office vs. Camden County
Round 1: Top Six Answers

Name something a woman might do if she found out that her boyfriend was cheating on her.
Brian: “Get Physical With Him” #2 (30, specifically “Hurt/Kill Him”)
Tim: “Kill Him” Divorce Him #1 (37, “Dump Him”)
Camden County:

  • Patty: “Leave an Ugly Answer on his Phone Machine”
  • Wilford: “Tape Him Singing in His Underwear and put it on YouTube” (I Only Wish I Was Kidding)
  • Kenny: Just Cry

The Office to Steal: Having an Affair Herself…Got it for 67 points.

DUMP HIM37DAMAGE CAR/TIRES6
HURT/KILL HIM30DESTROY CLOTHES5
CHEAT ON HIM7
HIT THE FLOOZIE6

Round 2: Top Five Answers

Name a sexy Jessica.
Phyllis: Simpson #1 (36)
The Office:

  • Kathy: Alba #2 (35)
  • Oscar: Alveraz (Anchorwoman)
  • Creed: Miss Jessica (His Second Grade Teacher)
  • Brian: Lange

Camden County to Steal: Tandy (She was so hot…in 1929) The Office goes to 138

JESSICA SIMPSON36JESSICA RABBIT7
JESSICA ALBA35
SARAH JESSICA PARKER8
JESSICA BIEL8
And the others wanted Jessica Rabbit

TRIPLE ROUND: Top Four Answers

Name something about their fathers that kids brag about.
Wilford: That their actually their Father
Kate: Bigger and stronger #1 (43)
Office:

  • Oscar: Richer #2 (29)
  • Creed: Gets All the Women
  • Brian: Smarter #3 (7)
  • Phyllis: Nicer Car
  • Kate: Good at Sports

Camden County to Stay Alive: “My Dad’s Not in Jail” Office Sweeps 375

BIG/STRONG43GOOD LOOKS6
GOOD JOB/INCOME29
SMART7

“Camden County: All-Stars” receive the $10,000 runner-up prize.

FAST MONEY:

Questions:

  • We asked 100 married men, name something your wife stops doing when she’s mad at you.
  • Name something you need to play pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey with
  • Name a big shoe size for a man
  • Name something a married couple might have two of
  • Name a part of the body that bends

Brian:

KISSING YOU0
A PIN33
THIRTEEN*23
CARS28
WAIST6
TOTAL90
* (Number #1 Answer)

Oscar:

NAGGING*39
BULLSEYE0
TWELVE21
CHILDREN*47
ELBOW40
TOTAL$50,000 237
* (Number #1 Answer) Blindfold was the second #1 answer, Knee/Leg was the 5th.

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CELEBRITY FAMILY FEUD (NBC Premiere)-June 24, 2008

Host: Al Roker

Announcer: Burton Richardson

We’ve got four famous families playing for $50,000 for their charities. There are two matches, three rounds a piece. The winning families face-off to play Fast Money.

FIRST MATCHUP

He’s a hip-hop icon and they hate what you’re wearing.

Ice-T Family (Playing for Unity 2): Ice-T (Rapper and Law & Order: SVU star), Coco (wife), Ice Jr. (16 y.o. son), Tina (Coco’s Mom) and Sean (FF) (The family was searched 15 times, 25 times along for Coco)

Joan Rivers Family (playing for Guide Dogs for the Blind): Joan (comedienne and fashion judge), Melissa (daughter), Andrew (nephew and cardiologist), Sabrina (assistant for 20 years) and Caroline (niece and TV Writer)

Round 1: Top Five Answers on the Board

Name something that’s slippery and hard to hold on to

Ice-T: I’ll use Al’s term “Captain Winky”

Joan: Ice Cube #3 (20)

Rivers:

  • Melissa: Fish #2 (Also Eel 21)
  • Andrew: Wet Bar of Soap #1 (36)
  • Sabrina: Snake
  • Caroline: Jell-O
  • Joan: Ice Cream Cone

Ice-T to Steal: Washing Dishes Rivers get 77 points

SOAP36WET BABY5
FISH/EEL21
ICE CUBE20
WATER BALLOON7

Round 2: Top Seven Answers

Complete the phrase: Shake Your…

Coco: Booty (like she means it) #1 (52)

Ice-T:

  • Ice Jr.: Tambourine (no one listening to Eric Clapton)
  • Tina: Head #7 (3)
  • Sean: Martini (Another failed reference)
  • Ice-T: Hand #6 (3)
  • Coco: Body #4 (6)
  • Ice Jr.: Chest

Rivers to Steal: Groove Thing, even though she’s never heard of it #3 (Up to 141)

BOOTY52TAILFEATHER5
MONEYMAKER21HAND3
GROOVE THING7HEAD3
BODY6

TRIPLE ROUND: Top 4 Answers

You give a baby a pacifier. What do you give a man to quiet him down?

Ice Jr.: TV, The Remote is #3 (16)

Andrew: Backrub

Ice-T:

  • Tina: Sex #4 (16)
  • Sean: “Hush Money”
  • Ice-T: A Drink #1 (36)
  • Coco: Food (Sweeps the Board, 258)
BOOZE36NOOKIE16
FOOD18
THE REMOTE16

SUDDEN DEATH

Name something adults take into the bathroom with them

Sabrina flip flops between Magazine and Newspaper. Both are reading material, so that’s #1. (84, Total of 393)

SECOND MATCHUP

It’s the King of Sin City versus a former Huxtable

Raven-Symone Family (playing for American Red Cross): Raven (That’s So Raven and Cheetah Girls), Lydia (mom), Rondell Stewart (TV Dad), Blaze (brother), T’Keyah Crystal Keymah (TV Mom)

Wayne Newton Family (playing for the USO): Wayne (Vegas singer), Kathleen (wife), Marilyn (mother-in-law), Tricia (sister-in-law) and Erin (daughter)

Round 1-Top 6 Answers on the board

Name an animal women call their cheating boyfriends.

Raven: “Their Little Pet Dog” #1 (42)

Raven-Symone:

  • Lydia: “Cold-Hearted Snake” #4 (9)
  • Rondell: Vulture
  • Blaze: Lizard
  • T’Keyah: “Low Down Dirty Skunk” #5 (6)
  • Raven: Just manages to blurt out Cockroach

Newtons to steal: Rat #3 for 57 points

DOG42SKUNK6
PIG20RAT3
JACKASS10
SNAKE9

Round 2-Top 6 Again

Name something you’d never want to see your father wearing

Kathleen: Thong #3 (16)

Lydia: (Draws a Blank)

Newtons:

  • Marilyn Dress #1 (22)
  • Tricia: Bra #5 (6)
  • Erin: Pantyhose
  • Wayne: High Heels
  • Kathleen: Makeup

Raven to Steal: Pantyhose Speedo, #2 (17) for 44 points

DRESS/SKIRT22BRA6
SPEEDO/SWIMSUIT17BIRTHDAY SUIT4
UNDERWEAR/THONG16
SHORT SHORTS12

TRIPLE ROUND: Top 4 Answers

Name something specific a person might have that he or she won’t tell you is really fake.

Marilyn: Books, #2 (22)

Rondell: Jewelry, One Spot Higher (54)

Raven’s Family:

  • Blaze: Purse
  • T’Keyah “It’s the Hair, Baby” #3 (7)
  • Raven: Eye Color
  • Lydia: Teeth, Sweep to Win (311)
JEWELRY54TEETH6
BREASTS22
HAIR7

FINALS

Round 1-Top 5 answers on the board

Raven: Dog

Joan: Clothes #1 (36)

Rivers:

  • Melissa: Motorcycle
  • Andrew: Car #2 (25)
  • Sabrina: House
  • Caroline: Hooker

Raven to steal: Vacation Rivers score 74

CLOTHES36COLOGNE/AFTERSHAVE3
CAR/TRUCK25
WATER/JEWELRY13
TOYS/HANDCUFFS8

Round 2-Top 5 Again

Name something you should do if you’re arrested

Melissa: Call Lawyer #1 (61)

Rivers:

  • Andrew: Cry
  • Sabrina: Stay Calm
  • Caroline: Post Bail #3 (9)
  • Joan: Call Home #2 (16)
  • Melissa: Shut Up #4 (6)
  • Andrew: Think of a Good Alibi

Raven to Steal: Cooperate…Got it for the lead (92)

CALL LAWYER61COOPERATE4
CALL HOME16
GET BAIL9
KEEP MOUTH SHUT6

TRIPLE ROUND-Top 4 answers

Tell me the most important habit a mother should teach her son

Rondell: Treat Women with Respect #1 (63)

Raven’s Family:

  • Blaze: To Bathe #2 (13)
  • T’Keyah: Tell Him to be Responsible
  • Raven: Put the Lid Down (She Meant Toilet Seat) #4 (4)
  • Lydia: Manage Your Money
  • Rondell: Go to School

Rivers to decide the game: Honesty…Got it! (314)

RESPECT63TOILET SEAT DOWN4
CLEAN HOME/BODY13
NOT TO LIE/MORALS11

For making it this far, the Raven-Symone family gets a $10,000 donation to give the Red Cross.

FAST MONEY

Questions:

  • On a scale of 1 to 10, how well do you get along with other people?
  • Name something that’s done to a cheek
  • Name something that begins with the word “holy”
  • What’s the hardest thing to clean in the bathroom
  • Name something people wave

Joan:

7.513
PINCHED*37
SMOKE2
TOILET*40
FLAG4
TOTAL122
* (Number #1 Answer)

Melissa

8*34
KISSED34
TOTAL$50,000 222
CRAP
SHOWER+
ARMS*+
*(Number #1 Answer) +(Repeated Answer First) Holy Bible was the third #1 answer.

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