Mike (husband, father, 2-3rd grade teacher, counselor for mentally retarded, private home tutor, student at Cal State Fullerton, writing a book, and sleep with what other time is left) Tina (Manhattan Beach, CA, works for a temp service agency, loves soccer and Match Game)
Round 1
Mike A (Gene took B at first): Fred said, “An Insurance Salesman from Mutual of Rome just came to the door. He tried to sell me a piece of the ________.”
Mike: That big building with columns “The Parthenon” (That’s in Greece) You’re thinking the Coliseum.
Vatican
Vatican
Colisieum
Vatican
Vatican
Pope
Charles quit the Church years ago.
Tina B: Did you hear about poor Ethel? She ate so much cereal her ________ Snapped, Crackled and Popped.
Tina: Her Head
Bosom
Cheeks
Brassiere
Voice
Mouth
Boobs
Round 2
Tina B: Ralph said, “My father was very disappointed when I was born. He was hoping for a new ________.”
Tina: Car
Sub Compact
Car
Daughter
Car
Moped
Mike A: At the hospital, the bullfighter said “Oh, I am in real pain, but I deserve it. Instead of grabbing the bull by the horns, I tried to grab him by the ________.”
Mike: Tail End
Tail
Tail
Tail
Tail
Rear End
Tina goes back on the other side of the turntable for now.
SUPER MATCH CAN’T BUY ________
“My Favorite Actress” Patty: The top tier is insulted and storms off. Her answer: Love Debralee: Happiness Dick: Money Mike: HAPPINESS
$100
FRIENDS (Gene STRONGLY PROTESTS)
$250
HAPPINESS
$500
LOVE
I guess Patty’s still Mike’s favorite.
HEAD-TO-HEAD: Dick (Just short of the star)
The pointer did look to be on a star. It beeped but then went back. Gene has to control the protests.
________ BLOSSOM
Mike: Flower Dick: Orange (from his days as a bartender)
No need to delve into the wheel debate any further. Just give Mike his $250 and move on to the second match
GAME #2-ROUND 1
Tina’s now in the triangle position.
Tina B: The scientist said, “This centipede must be a pirate. He’s got 99 legs and a ________.”
As the panel writes, we had another complaint. This from Debralee, her chair isn’t working. Out comes Gene with a big comfy orange chair.
Tina: Wooden Leg
Wooden Peg
& All of Them Wooden
Match Stick
Bottle of Rum
Peg Leg
Peg (leg)
Brett is adamant she understood the questions.
There’s too many asterisks on this show to count. BUT…wait until tomorrow!
More on Kevin himself later, but this episode is running late.
$100
Which of these projectiles is normally shot from a slingshot?
A: Stone
B: Arrow
C: Cannonball
D: Mom’s meatloaf
Quickly says A…BULLSEYE!
$200
From 1994 to 2001, Rudy Giuliani served as the 107th mayor of what city?
A: Washington, D.C.
B: Chicago
C: Boston
D: New York City
“Well, I knew some of these question were gonna be tough, so I better go now”
No, he’ll guess D…RIGHT AGAIN!
$300
Which of these utensils is commonly used to stir-fry food?
A: Wok
B: Crockpot
C: Colander
D: Rotisserie
A it is…RIGHT ON!
$500
Which of these animal names is also a term often used to refer to a spy?
A: Bull
B: Mole
C: Flea
D: Tiger
Kevin says B…AND IS CLEARED!
$1,000
The olive branch is an ancient symbol of what?
A: Knowledge
B: Peace
C: Wealth
D: Strength
Final answer is B…MILESTONE COMPLETE
DAY TWO
Talk about being prepared. Kevin has been preparing for this moment for 46 YEARS! Being on a game show is his destiny. He’s still been cramming up until his call, filling three and 1/2 of his four bag limit with reference books. (Clothes for the rest) Can Kevin handle any question? Well, he says he’ll give it his best shot.
$2,000
A Zamboni is a machine used to do what?
A: Reset bowling pins
B: Shoot tennis balls
C: Trim golf greens
D: Resurface ice rinks
Another quick final answer: D…GOAL!
$4,000
The 1995 movie “The Usual Suspects” takes its title from a famous line in what movie?
A: Casablanca
B: The Godfather
C: Cool Hand Luke
D: North by Northwest
After trying some impressions of Brando and Cary Grant, Kevin goes to his bogey and guesses A…HUMPHREY, YOU ARE RIGHT!
$8,000
In the game of chess, which of these pieces is never able to move diagonally?
A: Pawn
B: King
C: Queen
D: Rook
Guess Kevin forgot his Chess for Dummies:
B and D remain. So Kevin will move his rook…CHECKMATE!
$16,000
On the TV series “Everybody Loves Raymond”, Raymond and his wife have a total of how many children?
A: 1
B: 2
C: 3
D: 4
He’s only watched the show a couple times. Does the audience have more binge hours on him?
A: 0%
B: 13%
C: 82%
D: 5%
I guess they do! C it is…YOU CAN’T THANK THEM ENOUGH!
We know the boob tube around here.
Meredith’s words
$32,000
What rock group is named after a gym teacher who taught at the original band members’ high school?
A: The Byrds
B: Lynyrd Skynyrd
C: Jefferson Airplane
D: Pink Floyd
Kevin still has a phone call, but one answer is standing out. His final answer is B…HE GUESSED RIGHT!
That means I can buy a BIG box of socks.
The only thing on Kevin’s shopping list since the $1,000.
$64,000 (for pants)
The flu vaccine is not recommended for people who are very allergic to what food?
A: Peanuts
B: Eggs
C: Milk
D: Honey
Quickly says B…The Studying is paying off!
Meredith:Are you OK? Kevin: Ask me in about three to four questions?
$125,000
Anti-Communist leader Joseph McCarthy served as a U.S. Senator for what state?
A: Illinois
B: Kentucky
C: Wisconsin
D: Ohio
Kevin already nodded when it came up: C is his final answer…THREE TO GO!
This retired truck driver is on a roll. BTW, Kevin’s been studying for 45 years. Now, is there more than socks on his agenda if the million is won? Kevin has two “holy grails”, 1) finding the right woman, still a work in progress and 2) give back to Mom and Dad who did everything for the kids.
$250,000
Published in 1936, the first issue of Life magazine had a Margaret Bourke-White photo of a what on its cover?
A: Dam
B: Flower garden
C: Volcano
D: Lighthouse
Dad was an amateur photographer and a major subscriber to Life. Kevin does pause before giving his final answer….A…YES!!!
This is now Kevin’s second out of body experience, the first was reading Mr. Natural. Meredith has to stop him before he ruins everything right there.
$500,000
“And ye shall know the truth and the truth shall make you free” is inscribed in the lobby of what agency’s headquarters?
A: FBI
B: CIA
C: Department of Education
D: Library of Congress
No quick response, has he finally ran out of knowledge?
Family Friend Dr. Jerry Erico His first response “Kevin Who?”
Oh Kevin, why’d you do this to me
Dr. Jerry guessed $64K
After reading twice, Dr. Jerry only has 4 seconds to guess “Library of Congress 80%” It makes sense, but Kevin was thinking CIA. Maybe “Department of Ed” “Not Mister Ed”. Dr. Jerry’s a smart guy. After an explanation from Meredith, he speeds up again. Final Answer: B…“I’m so glad you trusted your gut”.
Having to go against a smart chiropractor like Dr. Jerry, who knows a lot as well. This is the first time in daytime Millionaire we’ve come this far. Meredith is crossing everything and her hands are freezing. Also, she’s promising to pay for the socks, big knee highs! as requested
HERE WE GO…
$1 MILLION
The U.S. icon “Uncle Sam” was based on Samuel Wilson, who worked during the War of 1812 as a what?
A: Meat inspector
B: Mail deliverer
C: Historian
D: Weapons mechanic
“Just a moment, but I’m pretty sure” I could tell because of the nodding. His Mom was be proud, even though Kevin thinks he could’ve been a better kid.
At another episode, he was reading the same question as the contestant. What he saw as “Nectarine” the other guy said “Tangerine”. After a repeat, the moment comes…
FINAL ANSWER A
KEVIN SMITH MILLIONAIRE
And his first words after victory: Be sure to let my mom know
Well, she was waiting to be a Phone a Friend. June gets a call with her retired truck driver for 20 years and “Idiot Son”. Kevin thanks her, his late Dad and her sister. And to quote Malcom Forbes “I Chose the Right Parents”.
And this is why Meredith took over for Regis!
Who Wants to be a Millionaire? is owned by Embassy Row, a division of Sony Pictures Television.
X Jim Babbit (Redondo Beach, CA, general contractor) O Sheila Taylor (3-Day Champion)
The first question isn’t from John, it’s from a young fan for ALF. “Where is Melmak?” Answer: Take a left at Andromeda
Round 1
Jim first 1 ALFie: According to Webster’s dictionary, what do you call a person who wears lots of makeup, dresses in tights, is very light on his feet and makes weird gestures with his hands. “A Traffic Cop in Hollywood” Guess: A mime Jim agrees X 2 Arleen: What is that on your head? I can tell you, it’s a silver colored baseball glove and bat (“GO METS!”) Real Question: What country can we thank for giving us the turkey? Guess: Italy Sheila disagrees O (U.S., Arlene “I knew that”) 3 Charles: Young people love them, but a University of Georgia report describes them as being sexist violent and male-dominated. What are they? Pat Sajak and Vanna White Guess: Soap Operas Jim agrees O (Music Videos, Charles: Don’t call on me) 4 Tempestt: The question is about her TV brother, Malcolm Jamal-Warner. We asked Malcolm who his dream date would be. If it could be anyone in the whole world, who do you think he said? Guess: Whitney Houston Shiela disagrees Malcolm is on the phone with his answer: Janet Jackson O, and Tempestt objects. Malcolm says Whitney’s too old. 5 Christopher to block: He’s with a live penguin from Marineland. It’s called a Jackass Penguin. (Don’t read into that Christopher). What is special about jackass penguins? “It’s a penguin that still believes in the stork.” Guess: They make a noise like a jackass Jim disagrees X (Warm Weather Penguins, and Christopher can tell) 6 Ed to block: He says the network is giving him a spinoff “Corner Square”. Question: According to the Wall Street Journal, there is a habit that provides much pleasure to many young children, but it’s also gained great popularity among adults. What is t? “Having a pretty nurse take your temperature.” Guess: Thumb sucking Sheila disagrees WRONG
I don’t write ’em folks, I just read ’em.
John’s response
7 Ed to win: According to Webster’s Dictionary, is there any real difference between being dumb and being stupid? “Fooling around with your wife is stupid, getting caught is dumb.” Guess: Yes Jim agrees O 8 Zsa Zsa to win: Ms. Gabor has three wrenches on her desk. First, an open end, then a crescent, and finally a pipe wrench. As if she’s ever seen then before. Question: Which one would a plumber use on your elbow joint? “Why would he use that on me?” No, Zsa Zsa, it’s the elbow joint under the sink. Alf: “She uses them to remove her rings.” Guess: The Pipe wrench Sheila agrees WIN!
Jim’s up 1 ALFie: According to scientists at NASA, intelligent life may very well have existed there once, but very unlikely today. Where? “Network TV offices” “Only kidding. I wouldn’t bite the paw that fed me.” Guess: Mars Jim agrees X 2 Ed: Where would you have to go to see the highest peaks in North America? “The Playboy Mansion” Guess: Mt. McKinley Sheila agrees O (In Alaska) If he got it right, why’s he trying to jump. Charles: “Think of your spinoff.” 3 Tempestt: According to a survey by the Bel Air Prep School, which quality did the kids say they most want in a teacher? A) Easy to talk to B) Easy grader C) The one who gives little homework Guess: A Jim agrees X 4 Ken to block: A large gregarious colorful baboon, what’s its name? Guess: Orangutan Sheila agrees WRONG (Mandrill) 5 Ken to win: Dent, sweet, flint, pop, flower, and pod are all what? Guess: Types of rock Jim disagrees TIE GAME! (Types of corn) Secret Square: Zsa Zsa
Round 3
Sheila starts 1 ALF: What has over 600 muscles and 206 bones? “One of those fast food fish sandwiches.” For the record, Alf doesn’t eat them. “I eat the box they come in” Guess: The Human Body Sheila agrees O 2 Nell, performing at the Tropicana (horn): According to Cosmopolitan, what is the absolute worst place to have a fight? “In the delivery room” Guess: In the Bedroom Jim agrees X We’re tied at $600, Sheila holds fate in her hands. 3 Ken to decide: The great Michelangelo, was that his first name, last name or his only name? Guess: Last Name Sheila agrees X (First Name) JIM WINS!
Sheila’s Grand Total: $4,200 in Cash and Trips to NYC & St. Thomas
Car Cavalcade: ISUZU
Impulse
I-Mark Sedan
Pickup
LS Space Cab
Trooper II
“I need that truck” as he was reaching in the bowl. Jim is talking about the LS Space Cab. ($11,029) Zsa Zsa must be good luck, right.
1…2…3…
Nothing Jim: “Maybe it has a dead battery” Nice try! The bad news, he won’t be playing for that truck again. Good news, there’ll be a new set of wheels for Jim to play for. And of course, a new set of faces.
Robin Leech
Roseanne Barr
Gil Gerard
Robert Walden, Paul Regina and Brandon Maggart (from “Brothers”)
Garrett Morris (Hunter)
Jan Stephenson
Delta Burke
Joanna Kerns
Charo
Hollywood Squares is owned by King World Productions a part of CBS Media Ventures.
FIRST GUEST: Ricky Starr, #1 and #3 are male, #2 is female.
I, Ricky Starr am a professional wrestler with a current string of 136 consecutive wins. As a professional ballet dancer, I once appeared as a soloist with the St. Louis Municipal Opera and I have also danced with the Ballet Russe de Monte Carlo. My hobby is cooking, and I have a library of more than 500 books on the subject. I swear that the above statement is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth
Signed, Ricky Starr
POLLY: #1: What kind of a theatre is the St. Louis Municipal Opera? In a deep voice, I heard “The Midwestern Opera Company”. It’s a regular theater #2 agrees. #3 says is the one of the largest outdoor theaters in the world.
HUME #3: “What is an entashaw?” French for weave. #3: “What is a pas de deux” A dance for two #3: What is Lichine’s first name? David What is Eglevsky’s first name? André and Hume’s run out
HILDY: #2: “When you were with the Ballet and warming up, how long a barre did you do every day?” At least 20 minutes, generally starting with basic five positions and adaptions into other steps. “What do you have to do to win a wrestling match?” Accomplish two out of three Falls
DICK: #1: What is an arabesque? To raise your leg “What did you do at St. Louis Mun. Opera?” Danced as a Ballet Dancer. He got to Monte Carlo through an audition for a tour.
BACK TO POLLY: #1: “Is the wrestling champion of the world amateur or professional?” All three say professional! #1: Is the hammerlock legal? All say yes.
HUME: #3: “Who is Mrs. Beeton” Don’t know, #2 says wife of Cecil Beeton, while #1 says the wife of Arthur Beeton #3: “Who is Peggy Harvey?” #3 and #2 both stumped
HILBY: Herself: “Who is Mrs. Beeton?” #1: “Who wrote the Joy of Cooking” He and #2 are stumped. #3: “What is the meaning of Saute” He says a small jump, Hilby meant cooking. It’ll have to be left in the kitchen.
DICK: #1: “What is Saute?” “Something you do in the skillet” “Were you ever a singer” Only in the bathtub “Who’s recognized as the greatest male ballet dancer?” Nijinsky
POLLY: #2 “Saute” To fry in butter “How long have you been a professional wrestler” About four years “What made you go into it?” After her dancing, she became very friendly with a wrestler who showed me a few holds. Hey, this is 1957, no room for that kind of smut
HUME: #2: Name of couple of your cookbooks. There’s the Fannie Farmer series and Meta Given’s Encyclopedia of Cooking, and one by Escoffier.
THE REAL RICKY STARR IS… #3 ($250, Dick shot himself in the foot)
#1: Nicola Mocorner, boss of the Metropolitan Opera
#2: Barbara Terry, Avon Sales Lady from NYC
Dick gets Nicola to sing for real and Polly wants to see Ricky do a dance. In a small stage, he manages a great series. Also his trademark in the ring. Hume’ll send copies of Mrs. Beeton and Peggy Harvey to him. Polly’s disappointed she didn’t get to wrestle Barbara.
SECOND GUEST: Patricia Saddleman
I, Patricia Saddleman, am the receptionist in Jackie Gleason’s office. I am also secretary to all of Jackie’s fan clubs and as such read and answer all of his fan mail. I was a beauty contest winner. At one time in my career, I was a professional dancer and I have appeared in three motion pictures. I am an ardent New York Yankee fan. Incidentally, I have an identical twin sister. I swear the above statement is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
Signed, Patricia Saddleman
DICK: #1: “What is your name?” Let’s try again “What is your sister’s name” Jean #2: “You are Jean Saddleman, What is you sister’s name” Ann #1 “Where were you born?” Syracuse, New York
POLLY: #3 “Do you also have an identical twin?” Easy yes “Who is the Producer of the Jackie Gleason Show”? Jack Hurdle, the others agree #1: “Who is Jackie Gleason’s personal manager?” Louis Durcum #2: “Who is Jackie Gleason’s director?” Frank Satenstein
HUME: #3: “Where did you make your pictures?” In New York at Paramount Studios “Who was your cameraman” She can’t remember, she was only five. #3: “Have you got an agent?” No, and Hume’s stumped
HILBY: #3: “Where was this beauty contest?” New York City also when she was five. The movies came right behind it. #1: “Where was your beauty contest?” McConnellsville, New York. Sister Jean was there, too. “How come they picked you?”
DICK #2: “Who directed Jackie Gleason’s show last Saturday?” Frank Satenstein again, #3 doesn’t know and #1 agrees with 2. #2: “Where were you born?” Bayside, Long Island “Where was Ann born?” I don’t know (That was Number 2, Dick)
POLLY: #2: “Where is Ann?” Can’t tell you, her Dad doesn’t know either. #1: After correcting whose sister is whose “Who is Jackie Gleason’s agent?” Neither #1 or #3 seem to know.
HUME: #3: “What agency represents him?” Music Corporation of America (MCA), Jerry Katz “Where is Mr. Gleason’s office?” The Park Sheraton Hotel, and she works there. “What are your office hours?” (Polly chimes in, “And What are you doing Later?”) 9:30 to 5:30, there is a coffee break
HILBY: #3: “Who sponsors the Jackie Gleason show?” Bulova and Old Gold “What is the name of the poodle of Jackie Gleason’s secretary?” Muffet or Moffit “How many floors in your office?” Two #2: “Where were the motion pictures were made that you appeared?” In HollywoodTIMES UP!
VOTING TIME
Polly #3 (First time I’m positive, so I’m wrong)
Hume: #3
Hildy: #3
Dick: #3
THE REAL PATRICIA SADDLEMAN IS… #3
Her real twin sister, Janet, is in Ohio.
#1: Ann Harden, a housewife from McConnellsville, as she said.
#2: Jean Creelamn, housewife from Bayside, Long Island
Frankly, the whole panel thinks they’re all triplets. Polly confirms that Patricia’s sister really wasn’t in the same beauty contest. The movies Patricia starred in were like the Little Rascals.
Oh wait, no score! That’s okay, they’ll each get $50 for their work.
Nancy Langley (temporary retired computer programmer, 8-month old girl, Mercedes Elizabeth, plans to stay a stay at home Mom for 7 years) Millie Zoloto (“Hopefully” permanently retired secretary, now in calligraphy)
ROUND 1
HEAD STARTS:
11 LIVING ROOM (Broyhill)
20 RICE MIX (Rice-a-Roni)
2 COFFEE (Taster’s Choice)
23 STEREO SYSTEM (Panasonic Series 2000)
Nancy25 (Mantle Clock) and 28 (Take 1 Gift) Millie6 (Bonus Number) and 15 (WILD!) 5 (Take 1 Gift) and 26 (Rice Mix) and 29 (Rods and Reels) Nancy20 & 26MATCH! 22 (Living Room) and 11MATCH! 9 (Vacuum) and 18 (Coffee) Millie18 & 2MATCH! 4 (Love Stories [80 Books]) and 19 (Take 1 Gift) Nancy5 & 19 (but can only have the coffee) 12 (Mantle Clock) and 29OOPS! Millie9 and 27 (Love Stories) Nancy4 & 27 13 (Bonus Number) and 7 (WILD!) 24 (Bonus Number) and 21 on the buzzer LUCKY! 25 and 8 (Take 1 Gift) and 12MATCH! (Coming up to $2,000) 16 (Vacuum) and 9 MATCH!
Guess: WORKING AROUND THE CLOCK WIN! ($2,070)
W + Her + King Oar + OW + nd The K + Lock
DOUBLE PLAY: Chevrolet Chevette 3 dr. Hatchback
$100 Puzzle: Heart Boiled…HARD-BOILED EGGS (6 sec. left) Heart B + Oil + d “X”
Car Puzzle: The Hatfields Battled TIME! The Hat + F + Heel + DZ Bat + Till + d The Mug + OIZ The Hatfields Battled The McCoys
It’s nice to see you in the flesh.
Millie to Jack as we come back
ROUND 2
HEAD STARTS:
27 WASHER & DRYER (Speed Queen)
10 HOME WAVE (Toni)
18 CAT FOOD (Tabby)
6 VEGAS WEEK (@ Union Plaza)
Millie3 (Lamps) and 20 (Bonus Number) Nancy2 (Take) and Back to 18 Millie9 (Take) & Back to 2MATCH! 5 (Bonus Number) and 18 Nancy20 & 5MATCH! 28 (Bonus) and 12LUCKY! 21 (P’cases, Sheets) and 14 (Mattress Set) and 8 (Hot Tray) and 1 (Stone-ware) Millie11 (WILD!) and 6 for Vegas 15 (Year of Flowers) and 4 (P’cases, Sheets) Nancy21 & 4 MATCH! 30 (Take) and 22LUCKY! (Claims Vegas) 19 (Hot Tray) and 8MATCH! 10 and 26 (Mattress Set) Millie3 and 29 (Home Wave) Nancy10 & 29MATCH! 13 (Lamps) & 3MATCH! 17 (Stone-ware) & 1MATCH! 18 and 23 (Year of Flowers) UH-OH! Millie23 & 15MATCH!
Guess: YOU CAN’T BLAME A GUY FOR TRYING WIN!
“U” Can + t B + Lei + M Egg + Eye 4 T + Rye + Ink
And Millie has already walked over behind Jack.
DOUBLE PLAY #2
$100 Puzzle: I WANNA BE…LOVED BY YOU (Halfway Done) Eye 1 + Na Bee Loaf + D B + Eye “U” Jack almost said Name That Tune. “That Guy with the funny name would be mad at me”.
Car Puzzle: Magellan was…TIME! Match + “L” + Hen wuh + Sun Axe + PL + Oar + Ear …An Explorer
Millie’s Total: $300 Nancy’s Total: $2,170
Concentration is owned by NBCUniversal, a division of Comcast.
Jack Daniels (Providence RI, country radio DJ on vacation)
Jack is about to play the Super Match, but he’s got a story to tell. About 8-9 years ago, he was stuck in traffic for over an hour (felt like a year). When he and his wife finally got home, they hear that Gene’s car had caught on fire! So thanks for “Spending an hour on 95”.
SUPER MATCH #1 YES SIR ________
Brett: That’s My Baby Charles: Your Honor (not amused) Bill: “You’re not picking on me” Changes to Bart: Arafat
Jack: THAT’S MY BABY
$100
RIGHT AWAY
$250
NO SIR
$500
THAT’S MY BABY
TIME FOR SONG!
HEAD-TO-HEAD: Eva ________ OF DIAMONDS
Eva has the confidence to trust the panel’s opinions before putting the car in the slot.
Jack: Ace Eva: JACK
Go on your own next time, Eva. Onto Game #2
Isetta Seberhagen (Mt. Prospect, IL, flight attendant, married to “Super Man” Fred, 11 m.o. son Brett and another on the way)
Isetta A: The bank personnel officer said, “I’ll tell you why I’m not hiring that weirdo. he put down ________’s name as a reference.”
Isetta: Bert Lance Charles is sick of the Nixon jokes, which Bart answers “This is the Carter Error, not a Nixon Error”
Bert Lance
Bert Lance*
Al Capone
My Name
John Hancock
Nixion
*-Mr. Let the Chips fall Where they Lay Lance
Jack B: Gloria said to the psychiatrist, “Doc, you’ve got to help me. My husband thinks he’s a dog. Every night in bed, he ________”
Jack: After a long thought…”He Whines”
Pushes his wet nose in my ear
Plays Dead
Rolls Over and Plays Dead
barks
Buries My Bones
Rolls Over & Plays Dead
Round 2
Isetta A: Did you hear that there is a new stock market for babies? At the close, diapers were ________.
Isetta: Down
wet
dry
Down
dropping*
*Buzzed first but a booing from the audience changed his mind.
John B: The psychiatrist says, “My next patient thinks he’s a refrigerator, and I’m beginning to believe him. Whenever he opens his mouth, I see a ________ in it.”
John: A lightbulb
Piece fruit
Light
A 25 watt appliance bulb
ice cube
Light Bulb
Little Light
TIE-BREAKER:
Since we’re pressed for time, we going to do a sudden death tie-breaker. Both players and panel will write down their answers. The first player to match wins.
________ IRELAND
Bart: The Hills of X Brett: Dublin John Wins (Isetta: Jill) Nothing for Isetta but the parting gifts.
SUPER-MATCH #2 NOTHING BUT ________
Charles: The Truth Brett: The Best Fannie: Trouble John: THE BEST
$100
THE TRUTH
$250
THE BEST
$500
TROUBLE
HEAD-TO-HEAD: Brett ($5,000) STATE YOUR ________
John: Point (Audience soundly supported Name) Brett: Case X
John’s Final Total: $750
Say goodbye to Brett, who Charles announces has a bridal veil on for her new show. “The Virgin Bride”.
Right after a Kathy walked away with $8,000 even though she knew the answer.
HOT SEAT: Kevin Lipton (Ft. Lauderdale, FL)
This is a homecoming for Kevin who spent his childhood in “The Greatest City in the World”. First in Brooklyn, then Queens, before the Great Southern borough of South Florida.
$100
According to the lyrics of a classic Tom Jones song, “It’s not unusual to be loved by” whom?
A: Anyone
B: Everything
C: Somebody
D: Larry King
Kevin heard more than a few women liked Larry, but he believe Tom sang A…RIGHT!
$200
A person cornrows her hair by doing what to it?
A: Curling it
B: Braiding it
C: Bleaching it
D: Dyeing it
Final answer this time is B…GOT IT!
$300
The cartoon trio Alvin, Simon, and Theodore are better known by what name?
A: The Rugrats
B: The Care Bears
C: The Rescuers
D: The Chipmunks
“I think David Seville would say D”…no he’d say ALLLLLLLLLLVINNNNNN!! But D is correct.
$500
According to a popular saying, what object is “mightier than the sword?”
A: The pen
B: The shield
C: The hearth
D: The head
A it is…FOUR DOWN!
$1,000
Bob Dole served for almost 28 years as a U.S. senator from what state?
A: Iowa
B: Missouri
C: Kansas
D: Oklahoma
Final Answer is C…Meredith apologizes because you’ll have to wait for the next question. GRAND GUARANTEED
We meet Kevin’s proud parents, Stanley and Renee, in the support seats
$2,000
What adjective is used to describe a material that can be broken down by microorganisms?
A: Biohazardous
B: Biodegradable
C: Biodiverse
D: Biotic
Good question for a nurse like Kevin. Biotic is out, Biohazard means toxic, and biodiverse refers to the diversity of the biosphere. Has to be B for Biodegradable…His chances aren’t crumbling
$4,000
In 2002, what TV journalist had a well-publicized eyelift before launching her latest news show?
A: Paula Zahn
B: Judy Woodruff
C: Connie Chung
D: Greta Van Susteren
Having no idea, Kevin hopes the audience is “New York Intelligent”.
A: 7%
B: 3%
C: 29%
D: 61%
“I trust you guys” Final Answer is D…AND IT’S GOOD NEWS!
$8,000
Martin Luther King Jr. was born in what U.S. city?
A: Memphis, TN
B: Mobile, AL
C: Atlanta, GA
D: Jackson, MS
King Center is in Atlanta, King died in Memphis. “You guys make some great questions.”
Drew
Unfortunately, Drew is completely silent. At the very end he says a meek C.
Right now, Kevin’s just glad to qualify, so he’ll go for it. C it is…Thanks for not breaking Meredith’s heart. RIGHT AGAIN!
$16,000
The Avedis Zildjian Company is the world’s leading maker of what?
A: Knitting needles
B: Model trains
C: Dice
D: Cymbals
This time, he can thank concerts. He can see the drums with the name on the shiny things. D is the final answer…AND DADDY’S SMILING!
All Meredith can say is Kevin’s a nice guy who’s not finishing last.
$32,000
In 2002, what comic strip introduced the character Chip Gizmo, a computer specialist?
A: Doonesbury
B: Dilbert
C: Non Sequitur
D: Beetle Bailey
They’re all favorites of his. The one he remembers that had a naming contest for a new character for a new century. His final answer is D…don’t need to know how he knew. HE JUST DID!
$64,000
In the classic silent movie “Battleship Potemkin,” what is shown rolling down the Odessa Steps?
A: Open umbrella
B: Baby carriage
C: Flower cart
D: Wheelchair
Even though Kevin’s sure it’ll be B and D.
A and B
He can’t see an umbrella rolling down Odessa. After a little hesitation, he locks in B. Meredith has the check for $32K in her head…but not for long. KEVIN’S RIGHT AGAIN!
“You dog, you” Our hostess is tearing up.
$125,000
Thought to be Earth’s oldest living tree, the 4,700-year old Methuselah is what kind of tree?
A: Pine
B: Redwood
C: Oak
D: Joshua
Kevin would say B, if he actually wanted to go for it. Meredith almost tries to take a chance. He does think about it, but ultimately walks away. “Chalk it up to a wonderful time”. The right answer…A
Who Wants to be a Millionaire? is owned by Embassy Row, a division of Sony Pictures Television.
O DD Alton (3-Day Total: $3,800 and two trips) X Marc Stone (Los Angeles, account manager for office machines)
Round 1
1 Milton: To Dr. Ruth Westheimer, what is good sex? “At George Burns’ age, anything” Guess: Must be referring to her book. Marc agrees X 2 Lynn: According to biblical experts, it is described as a “Divine occurrence beyond the power of man”. What do we commonly call it? “The Success of Wheel of Fortune”
Guess: A Revelation DD disagrees O (A miracle) 3 Louie:
Louie: Why am I in the third tier? John: Because we want to see it wobble. Louie: Neither of us can talk.
Question: What is hippophobia? “When I’m in your backyard.” Guess: Fear of Hippos Marc disagrees X (Fear of Horses) 4 Jan-Michael to block: According to folklore, what does it mean if your ears are burning? “Your hair is on fire” Guess: You’re going to hear from an old friend DD disagrees O (Someone’s talking about you) 5 Charlotte to block:
When she plays the witch, she doesn’t use makeup.
Milton on Charlotte’s upcoming Halloween special
Question: Who wrote Frankenstein? “Nobody. That’s why he had such a rotten time at camp.” Guess: Mary Shelley Marc agrees X 6 Kareem: In Mythology, what was the drink of the gods? “Bud Light” Guess: Ambrosia DD disagrees O (Nectar) Both players are 3-for-3 so far. 7 Heidi to block: True or false? According to watermelon experts, the bigger your melons, the better. “Especially in this business” Guess: False Marc agrees X (Medium or better) 8 Little Richard to block: According to fashion experts, what’s wrong with mixing gold and silver? Guess: After a long wait…makes you look very rich. Nothing’s wrong DD agrees O 9 Mike to decide:
There’s a motorcycle cop (Mr. Powell of the California Highway Patrol) here to read Mike his rights:
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can or will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to refuse a search. You have the right to speak with an attorney and have an attorney present with you while you’re being questioned. If you cannot afford to hire an attorney, one will be appointed to represent you before questioning if you wish.
Question for someone who starred on three police shows: What right shouldn’t have been there? After a repeat, The Search line Marc agrees WIN!
DD’s up 1 Louie: Where do we get most of our maple syrup? “Safeway Aisle 6” Guess: Maine DD disagrees O (Vermont) 5-For-5! 2 Heidi: Scientists reporting in USA Today claim that you see chickens try to fly and pigs jump over fences just before a certain event. What even is that? “A Barbecue” Guess: A tornado Marc disagrees X (Earthquake) 3 “Uncle Milty”: According to the New Testament, what is it that will set you free? “Bran Muffins” Guess: Love DD disagrees O (The Truth) 4 Jan-Michael to block: There is a well-known Japanese word that means “the Divine Wind”. What do we call it? (Something in Japanese) Guess: Sushi Marc disagrees X (Kamikaze) 5 Mike: Yakitori, Maguro and Kaki are things you might find where? “In Fresno around the dairy farms, the farmers get it on their boots.” Guess: Cities in Korea DD disagrees O (Japanese Restaurants) Marc has two spots to block, and if he gets either one, we’re in sudden death. 6 Kareem to block AND Secret Square ($3,288): Who said “Nice guys finish last?” Was it Vince Lombardi, Leo Durocher or General George S. Patton? Guess: “Daffy Duck” Durocher Marc agrees YOU MEANIE! X Lynn will decide this. Do you know what you’ve done, Marc?
7 Lynn to win: A musical question, give us the next line:
More than the greatest love the world has known
Guess: I cannot go on living alone (Not her key) DD disagrees TIE MATCH! (“This is the love I give to you alone”)
To recap: Both players have played eight questions and gotten eight right.
Round 3
Marc first 1 Uncle Milty: The Constitution limits the President to 8 years in office, but could George Bush serve for the next 20 years (as V.P.)? “Sure but who would ever know?” Guess: No Marc disagrees X (Vice Presidents have no term limit) 2 Lynn: According to a new study in L.A. Daily News, what is more fattening: Eating 500 calories of chocolate ice cream or 500 cal. of rye bread? Guess: “500 calories is 500 calories” Milton: “What a relief” DD disagrees O (Ice Cream, calories from fats are more than carbs) 3 Louie: What is a jib boom? “It’s a sound you make when you drop a jib.” Speaking of sound, the horn goes off. This decides the game. Guess: A fish Marc disagrees WIN! (Part of a sailboat) It’s 19-0!
DD’s grand total: $4,400 Plus the Trips Marc has $700 in cash.
One last choice, find the Mazda that’ll fit the key from the bowl.
RX-7
626 4-Door
B2000 Truck
323
626 Sports Coupe
Marc’s choice is the RX-7, and for good luck Kareem. Too bad they fit.
1…2…3…
Only wrong guess for the whole day. Marc won’t have to be perfect again tomorrow. He just has to win try for the cars again.
Hollywood Squares is owned by King World Productions a part of CBS Media Ventures.
Bill Engvall (playing for the Brent Eley House): Bill, Gail (wife of 45 yrs.), Emily (daughter), Travis (son) and Jeanne (mother) Larry the Cable Guy (Whitney) (playing for the Arnold Palmer Children’s Hospital of Orlando): Larry the Cable Guy, Cara (sis…err wife), Tom (brother who does Soloflex commercials), Debbie (sister) and Shirley (171 y.o. Mom)
Bill and Larry have already guaranteed the top prize of $50K for both charities. This game is just for bragging rights.
Round 1: Top 6 Answers
Tell me a traffic sign that best describes your love life. Larry: Yield #2 (24) Bill: What he hears all the time, Stop #1 (33) Engvall:
Gail: No Parking
Emily: Sharp Turns Ahead
Travis: Handicapped Spot
The Whitneys to Steal: “A Go Sign”…#3 or Close Enough. It’s 57 points.
STOP/RED LIGHT
33
ONE WAY
5
YIELD
24
CAUTION
5
GREEN LIGHT/GO
8
SLOW
8
Round 2: Top 7 Answers
Give me another word for “throw up”. Gail: Puke #2 (15) Cara: Vomit #1 (57) Whitneys:
Tom: Barf #4 (7)
Debbie: Regurgitate #3 (10)
Shirley: Sickly
Larry: Ralphs
Cara: Upchucks #5 (4)
Tom: Cookies
Engvalls to Steal: Hurl…#6 scores 93.
VOMIT
57
UPCHUCK
4
PUKE
15
HURL
3
REGURGITATE
10
HEAVE
2
BARF
7
TRIPLE ROUND: Top 4 Answers
Name a fib men tell about themselves at singles bars. Tom: “They’re Rich” #2 (31) Emily: “They’re Single” #1 (34) Engvalls:
Travis: Car
Jeanne: “I’m Hung” GRANDMA!!! #3 (23)
Bill: Their Age (Sweep for the Game, 381)
THEY ARE SINGLE
34
THEIR AGE
8
GOOD JOB/RICH
31
GOOD IN BED
23
SECOND MATCHUP
“Big Screen Bombshell” vs. “The Diva Queen of Comedy”
Vivica A.Fox (playing for the American Red Cross) Vivica A. “Team Captain of Team Foxy”, “Suggie” Alecia (sister), “Sarge” Marvin (brother), Sharday (niece) and “Sandman” William (brother) Mo’NiqueJackson (playing for Crystal Stairs) Mo’Nique, Sidney (husband), Eric (cousin), Rodney (Soul Brother #1) and Terence (very available cousin)
We know all the answers. If we don’t, we gonna cheat.
Mo’Nique backstage
Al is afraid this will end badly.
Round 1: Top 7 Answers
Name something Donald Trump has that’s big. Mo’Nique: Bank Account #1 (35) Jacksons:
Sidney: Hotels #2 (26, w/Casinos)
Eric: Houses #5 (6)
Rodney: Jewelry
Terence: Cars
Mo’Nique: Toupees, and she ain’t kidding #3 (13, just hair)
Sidney: Ego #6 (5)
Eric: Clothing
Foxes to Steal: Aircraft… Mo’Nique’s family gets 85.
BANK ACCOUNT/$
35
HOUSES
6
CASINOS/HOTELS
26
EGO
5
HAIR
13
YACHT
3
TRUMP TOWER/APARTMENTS
8
And they ignored William saying Trump Tower
Round 2: Top 5
Name something men never remember that women never forget. Sidney: Put the toilet seat down #5 Alecia: Anniversary #1 Marvin said their Mom never allowed too many dates around the house. Foxes:
Marvin: Valentine’s Day
Sharday: Wedding Vows
William: Paying Bills
Mo’Nique to steal: Taking out the Trash Vivica’s family scores 57.
ANNIVERSARY
55
TOILET SEAT DOWN
2
BIRTHDAY
24
FIRST DATE/MET
8
ARGUMENT
5
TRIPLE ROUND: Top 4 answers
Name something that breaks out. Marvin: “Teenagers…Acne, baby.” #1 (70, Skin/Face) Foxes:
Sharday: Inmates (24)
William: Animals
Vivica: ________
Alecia: ________
Mo’Nique to decide: A breakout performance… Foxes get it with 339.
SKIN/FACE
70
A BIRD FROM EGG
2
A PRISONER
24
EPIDEMIC/FLU
3
FINALS: Fox vs. Engvall Round 1: Top 6 Answers
Tell me a place where you deliberately lied… Bill (too soon): …to save your skin. Vivica: The Police #4 (16) Foxes:
Alecia: On the Job #1
Marvin: Confrontation
Sharday: Your Parents #2 (17, Counts as home)
William: Court of Law #3 (17)
Vivica: School #5 (15)
Alecia: Church (Complete, 90 Total)
WORK/INTERVIEW
20
SCHOOL
15
HOME
17
CHURCH
5
COURT
17
POLICE/JAIL
16
Round 2: Top 6 again
Name something every good couch potato needs. Gail: Remote #1 (52, w/TV) You see, it’s worth waiting to hear the whole question. Engvalls:
Emily: Junk Food #2 (25, all Food/Drink)
Travis: A Good Couch #3 (8, w/Chair)
Jeanne: Blankie
Bill: Comfortable Clothes
Gail: Pillows #4 (4)
Emily: A Friend #5 (3)
Travis: A Good Movie
Foxes to steal: TV Guide Engvalls take a two-point lead.
REMOTE CONTROL/TV
52
A FRIEND
3
FOOD/DRINK
25
EXERCISE
2
COUCH/CHAIR
8
PILLOWS
4
TRIPLE ROUND: Top 4 answers
Name something that gets ripped. Marvin: Clothing #1 (49 w/Nylon) Foxes:
Sharday: Runway
William: Belt is under clothes… and no backup
Vivica: People #3 (12)
Alecia: Paper #2 (33, also Junk Mail)
Marvin: Carpet
Engvalls to decide: Ripped abs…is under people…Heart Foxes are the champs! (372)
CLOTHES/NYLON
49
MUSIC CD
2
PAPER/JUNK MAIL
33
PEOPLE
12
Family Feud will add $10,000 to the $50K Bill already pitched in.
FAST MONEY
Questions:
Name a magazine or newspaper that celebrities hate
At what age is a teenager the most obnoxious?
Name something a woman wants to be big and fancy.
Name something beer comes in.
Name something angry people do.
Sharday:
US WEEKLY
8
0
HAT
5
BOTTLE
34
FIGHT
19
TOTAL
66
Vivica:
STAR
17
13
25
JEWELRY
26
CAN*
45
FIGHT+
12
TOTAL
191
*(Number #1 Answer) +(Repeated answer first) Remaining #1’s were “National Enquirer”, “15/16 y.o.” “House” and “Yell/Scream”
SO CLOSE…but hold on! It wouldn’t be charitable to give a big 0 to the Red Cross. They’ll get $25,000 just for Capt. Vivica getting this far.
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