Host: Gene Rayburn
Announcer: Johnny Olson
George Kennedy | Brett Somers | Charles Nelson Reilly |
Judy Landers | Richard Paul “Carter Country” | Joyce Bulifant |
Denise von Speigel (Santa Rosa, CA, long distance operator, last name means House of Mirrors) 0 ($500)
Gypsy Gilliam (Raleigh, NC, originally from Middlesex, married with 12 y.o. son Tony, works for an airline) 3
Round 2
Denise A: The Plump Sisters are really plump! (HOW PLUMP ARE THEY??!!) When they walk into a room together, it looks like a photo finish at a ________ race.
Nothing personal, Richard!
Gypsy: Elephant
HIPPO | Hippo | |
Hippos |
Gypsy B: Fred said, “Things have gotten so bad in New York, I just saw the Statue of Liberty in the harbor getting ________ed.”
Gene checks the label on Judy’s dress, “Extra Small”
Denise: Mugged
Mugged | Mugged | Mugged |
Robbed | Mugged | Raped |
Relax, everyone, it’s just a TV show. No one will take away Denise’s $500.
SUPER MATCH
________ER THAN YOU
Brett: Younger “Gene Raybern”
George: Meaner
Charles: Fatter
Gypsy: Meaner (she thought better and so did the audience)
$100 | BIGG- |
$250 | SMART- |
$500 | BETT- |
Johnny now has to pass the collection plate to Gypsy. Can we do BETTER than this?
Ron Daymond (BIRTHDAY BOY!, ancient art dealer, married with w/two kids)
Laura Saldaval (L.A. County Deputy Sheriff, married w/13 mo. old daughter)
Laura got EVERYONE’s attention, except Brett “She’s a Cop?” This deputy is also uniformed.
Feel like arresting anyone?
Gene giving her a strong hint.
It’s people like her that make kids like mine speed.
Brett
ROUND 1
Ron A: Little Rodney Rich is really rich. (HOW RICH IS HE???!!!) When he was born, he had the only incubator in the world with a ________.
Ron: A Bath
Stereo | Gold Oxygen Tank* | Pool |
Stereo | Butler | Brinks Security Guard |
Laura B: Sara said, “It’s weird living next to Robbie the Robot. Today, he came over to borrow a cup of ________.”
Laura: Bolts
Bolts | Grease or Oil for his joints | Nuts |
Nuts | Grease | Screws |
ROUND 2
Laura A: Nancy said, “I just went to the world’s strangest supermarket. (HOW STRANGE WAS SHE???!!!)
The weirdo in the audience is called out.
They really turn out for this show.
Gene, with a wink
Continuing “…all the heads of lettuce have little ________s on them.”
Laura: Toupees
Ruffles* | hats/beanies | |
Hats | Hair Transplants | Sombrero’s Olay! |
Joyce can go sit with the lady in the audience. That lady nearly runs up to hug Joyce. “The floor is shaking as she’s running up and down the aisle.”
Ron B: Mean Marvin (wait for it) is the world’s meanest plumber. (HOW MEAN WAS SHE ???!!!) Today, instead of a plunger, he used his ________.
Brett is lagging so Gene takes a nap on the floor. He even repeats the question from there.
Ron: His Wife (Gene Springs Up)
Wife | Plugger | torpedo |
Customer | Assistant, “Horace” | Son Charlie |
Oh, well! Gotta rest up for the tie-breaker tomorrow. Everybody to the floor!
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