Host: Gene Rayburn
Announcer: Johnny Olson
George Kennedy | Brett Somers | Charles Nelson Reilly |
Judy Landers | Richard Paul “Carter Country” | Joyce Bulifant |
Judy is sporting a white fur Tank top that may shed on Gene’s suit. Meanwhile, Richard, the mayor of “Carter Country” brought his fire helmet from an apple blossom festival.
Michael Mathison (Santa Anna, former stock broker now a solar consultant, working on projects with the Major)
Forrisy Hogan (Harbor City, L.A., named after her Dad, Forris, fashion designer, earning degree in business administration, and studied in Paris)
Soft-spoken Michael needed to have his mouth put into shape. Better sharpen up for this game.
ROUND 1
Michael B: Gilbert said to the credit dentist, “Tell me Dr. Biteum. Why are your tooth transplants cheaper than anyone else’s?” And Dr. Biteum said “Because I don’t have to buy the teeth. I get them from my ________.”
Michael: My Grandfather
Pound | The Man Whowns the Horse Farm | patients |
Comb | Pet Shark | Dog |
Forrisy A: Weird Willie has a specially made mattress. Instead of it being stuffed with goosedown, Weird Willie’s mattress is stuffed with goose ________.
Forrisy: Pimples
Up | Quills | pimples |
Goose bumps | Liver (Pate) | Liver |
ROUND 2
Forrisy A: Lester said, “I think my carrier pigeon is afraid to fly. I just saw him ________.”
Forrisy: Squawking
Taking Dramamine | Driving | |
Hopping and Hopping | Tearing Up The Messages |
Michael B:
In a bar, a guy said with a leer
“Let me show you my etchings, my dear.”
She says, “Man, you are crude”
Pushed his face in his food
And his lighted cigar in his ________.
Michael: Ear
Beer | Rear | Beer |
Shoe | Beer | Ear |
Should’ve asked for a beer. Maybe he’ll have one while he’s on the other side of the set.
SUPER MATCH
ADULT ________
Judy: Games
Charles: -ry (No one in his family knows about the topic. HE! HE!)
Joyce: Movie
Forrisy: MOVIE
$100 | SUPERVISION |
$250 | EDUCATION |
$500 | MOVIES |
HEAD-TO-HEAD: Charles
________ DEVIL
Forrisy: Red
Charles: Same as his shirt RED ($5,500)
Before Michael starts seeing red, let’s bring him back to play again.
GAME 2-ROUND 1
Michael A: Ted said, “My wife really knows how to get a rise out of me. She ties a hot air balloon to my ________.”
We suddenly see Richard without his helmet. Next shot, it’s on Gene’s head.
Michael: My BVDs
Nose | Buns | Jockey Shorts |
back side | Nose | Most exterior part, my nose |
My mama said never to speak to a man in uniform.
Charles to Fireman Gene
We’re leaving to go put the firehouse out. Be back to burn more britches tomorrow.
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