Host: Monty Hall
Featuring: Brian Cummings and Karen LaPierre
First, let’s walk by the audience section. A little youngster dressed as Peter Pan has never seen LMaD before.
This kid has been living in Mars for the last seven years.
Sayeth Big Dealer
FIRST DEALER: Pat Fisher (artist in yellow, “I’d Easely Make a Deal”)
She’s starting right off with $300, but we all know Monty can’t just stop at that. Like magic, there’s a pink envelope marked #1. Inside, all cash. It’s either double ($600) or just six bucks. Pat will keep her $300. The whole audience knew she made a mistake. Six crisp and clean Benjamins were in the pink one. Well, Monty has more magic…a blue #2 envelope. This time it’s double the $600 ($1,200) or $12. To further complicate this situation, Pat can also spend that $300 on Curtain #2. We know for sure there’s a KFC gift pack. “I’m going…I’m going…I’m going to…I’m going to” (Stuck on repeat) “…take the envelope” Behind the Colonel…LITTLE BO PEEP’S SHEEP
As for Envelope #2…it’s only 12…HUNDRED! PERFECT DEAL!
SECOND DEAL: Mary Christie (Olympian in a short red jumpsuit) and Debbie Tapie (waitress with a spill-proof tray, “The Happy Tapie”)
It’s a Head-to-Head matchup for $1,000 in cash. Just $700 will be enough to buy a Ford Escort 2 Dr. Hatchback ($6,559)
Rules are simple, the lady that bids closest to the ARP wins cash.
$100: Cortizone 5 Creme (1 oz.)
Mary $2.45 Debbie $1.59
ARP: $3.40 Mary wins
$200: Champale Extra Dry (4-pack)
Debbie $4.50 Mary $2.95
ARP: $3.15 Mary’s 2 for 2 (don’t lose your Olympic medals)
$300: Plasti-Kote Rust Not Enamel (1 qt.)
Mary $4.80 Debbie $5
ARP: $6.89 Debbie ties it up, someone’s gonna buy that Ford
$400: Cabbage Patch Kids Diapers (12)
Debbie: $3 Mary: $4
ARP: Three..Ninety-Nine MARY WINS!
Mary adds a bear hug that may have Monty going to the Chiropractor. Must be a medalist in Gymnastics.
Debbie still has $300, so how about Curtain #3? If she passes, Monty’ll add another $100 to her stash. When she chooses the curtain, Monty offers to add $150…then $200 for $500. Debbie sticks with the curtain and finds…Karen and Brian jet-setting in a boat. They may be zonks, but the boat isn’t. It’s a Godfrey Sea Rider Pontoon Boat. ($995) SECOND PERFECT DEAL!
Our next deal is in the bag. Brian is carrying a Crown Royal 2 pc. Luggage Set to share with…
Darcy Bradshaw (long-road trucker with ‘stache and Black Eye) and Barry Pietronico (New York Tourist)
Darcy gets the garment bag ($85), while Barry get the 22″ carry-on bag ($70) Barry’s first and looks impressed. Oh, should’ve mentioned there’s something inside. Well, will Barry still want to trade the bag in for Curtain #2? He”l trade and gives up the bag…and a Dicker & Dicker Davini Mink Jacket ($1,500) Instead, Barry takes home…A DO-IT-YOURSELF LAUNDROMAT (10 Washboard and Tubs)
No point for Darcy trading in for the washing boards. What about the spotted big box? She thinks the box is light as a feather. She thinks the box would be better. Well, no wonder…the bag was FULL OF FEATHERS!
In the big box…a KItchenAid Stand Mixer/Food Processor, Welbilt Electric Radiator and a Landes Silver Service (Total: $1,149.80)
This Deal just Tickles Me
BIG DEAL TIME: $7,449
| Mary | $6.559 |
| Pat | $1,200 |
| Darcy | $1,149 |
| Debbie | $995 |
| Barry | SCRUB-A-DUB-DOH! |
Pat goes back and forth, but finally hands her cash back. Darcy is more decisive! Here’s a sneak peek!
It starts with Kirsch Window Blinds. Pat doesn’t take it…Darcy will! We first fully open…
“Gifts for my Lady” Bernardaud de Limoges Porcelain Dinnerware, a Norelco Hair Dryer and a Singer Sewing Machine and Menders. ($842.80) Good thing neither of these ladies chose that door. Pat’s selected #2 and we’ll open…
It’s a Broyhill Americana Oak Bedroom Set plus a Simmons Beautyrest Mattress and Whisper Soft Super-Stain Bedding ($2,703.03) She’ll sleep soundly tonight. However, as her hat says, Darcy is #1 today! Open up the blinds and show us the rest of her Big Deal! There’s a La-Z-Boy Signature II Sleep Sofa, a Sharp 25″ TV and Panasonic Video Recorder. And let’s add some money for Tapes…a check for $5,000! ($7,449)
Total Winnings: $17,706.03
Quickie Deals: Dominique, with a giant flower saying “Pick Me for a Deal” trades her false eyelashes for $150. There’s a green rabbit, in sparkles, who’s looking for a button. It’s worth $150, double if it’s yellow. Times up before we know!
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