Host: Al Roker
Announcer: Burton Richardson
FIRST MATCHUP
“A Gold Medal Dad and a Hollywood Girl against Mr. Primetime himself.”
Kardashians (playing for the Dream Foundation): Bruce (now Caitlin), Kim (daughter), Kris (then-wife of 17 years), Khloe and Kourtney (daughters)
Sanders (playing for Sanders Claus): Deion (NFL great), Pilar (wife), Deion Jr. (“heir apparent”), Deiondra (college daughter) and Annette (auntie)
Round 1: Top 7 Answers
What’s the first thing you take off when playing strip poker?
Deion: Shoes #1 (51)
Sanders:
- Pilar: Jacket
- Deion Jr.: Socks #4 (6)
- Deiondra: Shirt #2 (26, also blouse)
- Annette: Belt
- Deion: Pants
Kardashians to steal: Bra (Al: “Lifting and separating”)…#5 scores 83.
| SHOES/BOOTS | 51 | BRA | 2 |
| SHIRT/BLOUSE | 26 | HAT | 2 |
| WATCH/JEWELRY | 7 | TIE | 2 |
| SOCKS | 6 |
Round 2: Top 5 Answers
Name a place you wouldn’t want to wake up after a wild night of partying.
Pilar: On the Street #1 (29, anywhere outside)
Sanders:
- Deion Jr.: The Car #5 (5)
- Deiondra: In a Hotel #2 (27, Stranger’s Bed)
- Annette: Jail #3 (20)
- Deion: In a club, which he doesn’t (WINK! WINK!)
- Pilar: On the Floor (Sweep for 88, even though it was just Bathroom)
| OUTSIDE/STREET | 29 | CAR | 5 |
| STRANGER’S BED | 27 | ||
| JAIL | 20 | ||
| BATHROOM FLOOR | 7 |
TRIPLE ROUND: Top 4 answers
Name something kids do when their pet goldfish dies.
Kris: Flush it down the toilet #2 (23)
Deion Jr.: Cry #1 (57)
Sanders:
- Deiondra (with some experience): Wanted another one
- Annette: Have a Funeral #4 (4)
- Deion: “Can you use that in a sentence?”
- Pilar: Bury it (Sweep to win 382)
| CRY | 57 | FUNERAL/CEREMONY | 4 |
| FLUSH DOWN TOILET | 23 | ||
| BURY IT | 14 |
“An Olympic Effort” wasn’t enough for the Kardashian/Jenner clan.
SECOND MATCHUP
“One of them bolted for the end zone, the other rode the coach with Johnny Carson.”
McMahons (playing for Horatio Alger Association): Ed (in a neck brace), Pam (wife), Lex (son), Alex (granddaughter) and Sandy (brother-in-law)
Barbers (playing for Fresh Air Fund): Tiki (NFL player and Today cast member), Ginny (wife), Geraldine (mother), Tess and Geoff (kids’ godparents)
Round 1: Top 6 Answers
Name something that people spread.
Tiki: Butter #2 (25)
Ed: Disease #1 (30)
McMahons:
- Pam: Peanut Butter #4 (9)
- Lex: Mayonnaise #6 (5)
- Alex: Jelly #5 (6)
- Sandy: Legs
- Ed: “I know I’m done”
- Pam (after a S-L-O-W repeat) Germs at the buzzer, but already with disease.
Barbers to steal: Spread the word… McMahons pick up 75
| GERMS/DISEASES | 30 | JELLY | 6 |
| BUTTER | 25 | MAYONNAISE | 5 |
| RUMORS/GOSSIP | 18 | ||
| PEANUT BUTTER | 9 |
Round 2: Top 4 Answers
Ginny and Pam hug it out before the face-off. Good sportsmanship!
Name a part of a woman’s body that’s usually larger than a man’s.
Pam: Breasts “No-Brainer” #1 (73)
McMahons:
- Lex: Backside #2 (18)
- Alex: Thighs
- Sandy: Hips (3)
- Ed: “I’m thinking, I’m thinking”
- Pam: Mouth
Barbers to steal: Brain…Got it for 93
| BUST SIZE | 73 |
| REAR END | 18 |
| HIPS | 3 |
| BRAIN | 2 |
Triple Round: Top 4 answers
Lex tries the hug again, only to get “Talk to the Hand” from Geraldine. OUCH!
Name something a man might ask for if he made a deal with the devil.
Lex: X
Geraldine: A Young Bride #3 (17, all women & sex)
Barbers:
- Tess: Money #1 (46)
- Geoff: Fit body
- Tiki: Fame “What you have” Al
- Ginny: A nice car
McMahons to steal: A career …Barbers up to 283. (Neither team could’ve won)
| MONEY | 46 | POWER | 10 |
| IMMORTALITY | 17 | ||
| WOMEN/SEX | 17 |
SUDDEN DEATH
Name something that gets rubbed.
Jess: Chin…
Alex: Your back…WIN! (300 on the nose)
FINALS: Sanders vs. McMahons
Round 1: Top 6 answers
We asked 100 married men: Name something you wouldn’t want to see your wife holding in her hand when she’s really mad at you.
Deion: Knife #1 (56)
Sanders:
- Pilar: Frying Pan #2 (13)
- Deion Jr.: Heal or Shoe
- Deondra: Divorce Papers #4 (5)
- Annette: A bat
- Deion: Gun
McMahons to steal: Credit Card… 74 for Deion’s fam!
| KNIFE/CLEAVER | 56 | DINNER/COFFEE | 4 |
| FRYING PAN | 13 | THE FAMILY JEWELS | 3 |
| ROLLING PIN | 12 | ||
| DIVORCE PAPERS | 5 |
Round 2: Top 5 Answers
Another hug by the tall ladies. Pam also give one to Al, even if he’s a little short.
Name something a man does when he notices he’s getting a big gut.
Pilar: Goes on a diet #2 (19, also less beer)
Pam: Sucks in his stomach #3 (18)
Sanders:
- Deion Jr.: Works out #1 (32)
- Deiondra: Buys bigger clothes #5 (8)
- : Gets a new girlfriend (Worked for Al)
- Deion: Complains
- Pilar: (Talks about it after the buzzer)
McMahons to steal: Liposuction, on heavy influence by Pam
Lex: No man gets liposuction
Pam: What century do you live in?
ED SAID IT! THAT’S THE ANSWER! AL WON’T TAKE CRAP FROM ANYONE ELSE!…Sanders move up to 151
| EXERCISES | 32 | LARGER CLOTHES | 8 |
| DIETS/LESS BEER | 19 | ||
| SUCKS IT IN | 18 | ||
| HE IGNORES IT | 18 |
TRIPLE ROUND: Top 4 answers
Name something you think some people do way too fast.
Lex: Talk #2 (27)
Deion Jr.: Getting into relationships
McMahons:
- Alex: Drive #1 (34)
- Sandy: Eat #3 (27)
- Ed, not you Pam. She’s having too much influence.
- Ed: (Only mumbling)
- Pam: Get Married…Sweep to stay alive (273)
| DRIVE | 34 | GET MARRIED | 3 |
| SPEAK | 27 | ||
| EAT | 27 |
SUDDEN DEATH:
Name something it would be unwise to do at the office Christmas party.
Alex: Get too drunk…WIN! (Total: 450)
Sanders Claus will get $10K.
FAST MONEY
Questions:
- Besides the lips, name a part of the body that people kiss
- Name something people put on celery before eating it
- Name a masculine color
- Name the age when a child is toilet-trained
- Name an item of jewelry people love to wear
Pam:
| FOREHEAD | 8 |
| PEANUT BUTTER* | 34 |
| BLACK | 25 |
| TWO* | 46 |
| DIAMONDS | 4 |
| TOTAL | 117 |
Lex:
| HANDS+ | 15 |
| SALT | 27 |
| RED | 12 |
| ONE+ | 5 |
| RINGS* | 47 |
| TOTAL | $50,000 223 |
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