Host: Al Roker
Announcer: Burton Richardson

FIRST MATCHP

“A true blue collar throwdown”

Bill Engvall (playing for the Brent Eley House): Bill, Gail (wife of 45 yrs.), Emily (daughter), Travis (son) and Jeanne (mother)
Larry the Cable Guy (Whitney) (playing for the Arnold Palmer Children’s Hospital of Orlando): Larry the Cable Guy, Cara (sis…err wife), Tom (brother who does Soloflex commercials), Debbie (sister) and Shirley (171 y.o. Mom)

Bill and Larry have already guaranteed the top prize of $50K for both charities. This game is just for bragging rights.

Round 1: Top 6 Answers

Tell me a traffic sign that best describes your love life.
Larry: Yield #2 (24)
Bill: What he hears all the time, Stop #1 (33)
Engvall:

  • Gail: No Parking
  • Emily: Sharp Turns Ahead
  • Travis: Handicapped Spot

The Whitneys to Steal: “A Go Sign”…#3 or Close Enough. It’s 57 points.

STOP/RED LIGHT33ONE WAY5
YIELD24CAUTION5
GREEN LIGHT/GO8
SLOW8

Round 2: Top 7 Answers

Give me another word for “throw up”.
Gail: Puke #2 (15)
Cara: Vomit #1 (57)
Whitneys:

  • Tom: Barf #4 (7)
  • Debbie: Regurgitate #3 (10)
  • Shirley: Sickly
  • Larry: Ralphs
  • Cara: Upchucks #5 (4)
  • Tom: Cookies

Engvalls to Steal: Hurl…#6 scores 93.

VOMIT57UPCHUCK4
PUKE15HURL3
REGURGITATE10HEAVE2
BARF7

TRIPLE ROUND: Top 4 Answers

Name a fib men tell about themselves at singles bars.
Tom: “They’re Rich” #2 (31)
Emily: “They’re Single” #1 (34)
Engvalls:

  • Travis: Car
  • Jeanne: “I’m Hung” GRANDMA!!! #3 (23)
  • Bill: Their Age (Sweep for the Game, 381)
THEY ARE SINGLE34THEIR AGE8
GOOD JOB/RICH31
GOOD IN BED23

SECOND MATCHUP

“Big Screen Bombshell” vs. “The Diva Queen of Comedy”

Vivica A. Fox (playing for the American Red Cross) Vivica A. “Team Captain of Team Foxy”, “Suggie” Alecia (sister), “Sarge” Marvin (brother), Sharday (niece) and “Sandman” William (brother)
Mo’Nique Jackson (playing for Crystal Stairs) Mo’Nique, Sidney (husband), Eric (cousin), Rodney (Soul Brother #1) and Terence (very available cousin)

We know all the answers. If we don’t, we gonna cheat.

Mo’Nique backstage

Al is afraid this will end badly.

Round 1: Top 7 Answers

Name something Donald Trump has that’s big.
Mo’Nique: Bank Account #1 (35)
Jacksons:

  • Sidney: Hotels #2 (26, w/Casinos)
  • Eric: Houses #5 (6)
  • Rodney: Jewelry
  • Terence: Cars
  • Mo’Nique: Toupees, and she ain’t kidding #3 (13, just hair)
  • Sidney: Ego #6 (5)
  • Eric: Clothing

Foxes to Steal: Aircraft… Mo’Nique’s family gets 85.

BANK ACCOUNT/$35HOUSES6
CASINOS/HOTELS26EGO5
HAIR13YACHT3
TRUMP TOWER/APARTMENTS8
And they ignored William saying Trump Tower

Round 2: Top 5

Name something men never remember that women never forget.
Sidney: Put the toilet seat down #5
Alecia: Anniversary #1
Marvin said their Mom never allowed too many dates around the house.
Foxes:

  • Marvin: Valentine’s Day
  • Sharday: Wedding Vows
  • William: Paying Bills

Mo’Nique to steal: Taking out the Trash Vivica’s family scores 57.

ANNIVERSARY55TOILET SEAT DOWN2
BIRTHDAY24
FIRST DATE/MET8
ARGUMENT5

TRIPLE ROUND: Top 4 answers

Name something that breaks out.
Marvin: “Teenagers…Acne, baby.” #1 (70, Skin/Face)
Foxes:

  • Sharday: Inmates (24)
  • William: Animals
  • Vivica: ________
  • Alecia: ________

Mo’Nique to decide: A breakout performance… Foxes get it with 339.

SKIN/FACE70A BIRD FROM EGG2
A PRISONER24
EPIDEMIC/FLU3

FINALS: Fox vs. Engvall
Round 1: Top 6 Answers

Tell me a place where you deliberately lied…
Bill (too soon):
…to save your skin.
Vivica: The Police #4 (16)
Foxes:

  • Alecia: On the Job #1
  • Marvin: Confrontation
  • Sharday: Your Parents #2 (17, Counts as home)
  • William: Court of Law #3 (17)
  • Vivica: School #5 (15)
  • Alecia: Church (Complete, 90 Total)
WORK/INTERVIEW20SCHOOL15
HOME17CHURCH5
COURT17
POLICE/JAIL16

Round 2: Top 6 again

Name something every good couch potato needs.
Gail: Remote #1 (52, w/TV)
You see, it’s worth waiting to hear the whole question.
Engvalls:

  • Emily: Junk Food #2 (25, all Food/Drink)
  • Travis: A Good Couch #3 (8, w/Chair)
  • Jeanne: Blankie
  • Bill: Comfortable Clothes
  • Gail: Pillows #4 (4)
  • Emily: A Friend #5 (3)
  • Travis: A Good Movie

Foxes to steal: TV Guide Engvalls take a two-point lead.

REMOTE CONTROL/TV52A FRIEND3
FOOD/DRINK25EXERCISE2
COUCH/CHAIR8
PILLOWS4

TRIPLE ROUND: Top 4 answers

Name something that gets ripped.
Marvin: Clothing #1 (49 w/Nylon)
Foxes:

  • Sharday: Runway
  • William: Belt is under clothes… and no backup
  • Vivica: People #3 (12)
  • Alecia: Paper #2 (33, also Junk Mail)
  • Marvin: Carpet

Engvalls to decide: Ripped abs…is under people…Heart Foxes are the champs! (372)

CLOTHES/NYLON49MUSIC CD2
PAPER/JUNK MAIL33
PEOPLE12

Family Feud will add $10,000 to the $50K Bill already pitched in.

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Questions:

  • Name a magazine or newspaper that celebrities hate
  • At what age is a teenager the most obnoxious?
  • Name something a woman wants to be big and fancy.
  • Name something beer comes in.
  • Name something angry people do.

Sharday:

US WEEKLY8
0
HAT5
BOTTLE34
FIGHT19
TOTAL66

Vivica:

STAR17
1325
JEWELRY26
CAN*45
FIGHT+12
TOTAL191
*(Number #1 Answer) +(Repeated answer first) Remaining #1’s were “National Enquirer”, “15/16 y.o.” “House” and “Yell/Scream”

SO CLOSE…but hold on! It wouldn’t be charitable to give a big 0 to the Red Cross. They’ll get $25,000 just for Capt. Vivica getting this far.

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