The Office

CELEBRITY FAMILY FEUD-July 8, 2008

Host: Al Roker
Announcer: Burton Richardson

FIRST MATCHUP

“Your favorite paper pushers” are going up against “strong competition.”

The Office (playing for Children’s Advocacy Center of NE Pennsylvania): Brian Baumgartner (Kevin), Phyllis Smith (Phyllis), Kate Flannery (Kate), Oscar Nunez (Oscar) and Creed Bratton (Creed)
American Gladiators (playing for Women’s Sports Foundation): Laila Ali (host), Wolf, Venom, Titan and Jet

Round 1: Top Six Answers

We asked 100 married women: Name someone who comes to your door that you might be tempted to have an affair with.
Laila: Mailman #1 (53)
Gladiators:

  • Wolf: “Water Man”
  • Venom: Cable Guy #5 (4)
  • Titan (while flexing): Pool Guy #6 (3)
  • Jet: Gardener #4 (4)
  • Laila: Delivery Guy #2 (17)
  • Wolf: Handyman
  • Venom: Gladiator

The Office to steal: Pizza Delivery Gladiators get 81

THE MAILMAN53THE CABLE GUY4
UPS/FEDEX17THE POOL GUY3
NEIGHBOR/FRIEND13
THE GARDENER4

Round 2: Top Six Again

After a quick arm wrestling match…
Name something people blow up.
Wolf: Balloons #1 (49)
Gladiators:

  • Venom: Blow-Up Dolls #4 (5 with all types)
  • Titan: Fireworks #3 (5)
  • Jet: Mailboxes #5 (3)
  • Laila: Bubble Gum
  • Wolf: Pool, Al apologizes to Wolf, but the board’s not afraid
  • Titan: Bubbles

The Office to steal: Balls Gladiators up to 143.

BALLOONS49MAILBOXES3
BUILDINGS/HOUSES17BRIDGES3
FIREWORKS5
DOLLS5

TRIPLE ROUND: Top 4 Answers

No arm wrestling between Kate and Venom, just comparing.
Name something people practice doing in a very sexy way.
Kate: Talking on the Phone #2 (16)
Venom: Dances #3 (One point shy)
The Office:

  • Oscar: Putting on makeup
  • Creed: Kissing #4 (7)
  • Brian: Making the Whoopee
  • Phyllis: Walks (Sweep to Survive, 234)
WALKING40KISSING7
TALKING16
DANCING15

SUDDEN DEATH

Oscar and Titan chest bump before coming out fighting (Ouch)…

We asked 100 married men, name something your mother does better than your wife does.
Oscar: Cook (and a power pose)…WIN! (71, Total of 447)

SECOND MATCHUP:

A Sitcom grudge match, small town style.

All playing in character
The Hickeys (“My Name Is Earl“) (playing for Family Crisis Resources) Earl Hickey (Jason Lee), Randy Hickey (Ethan Suplee, “No Deal”), Joy Turner (Jaime Pressly, “Where’s the Camera?”), Darnell “Crabman” Turner (Eddie Steeples) and Catalina Aruca (Nadine Velazquez, “Hello, all countries that have TVs”)
“Camden County All-Stars” (same show) (playing for New Hope Housing of Alexandria, VA, and the leftover cash for a party at Chubby’s liquor) TV’s Tim Stack, Patty the Daytime Hooker (Dale Dickey), Wilford (Tim’s agent), Kenny James (Gregg Binkley) and Nescobar-A-Lop-Lop (Abdoulaye N’Gom)

Round 1: Top Five Answers

We asked 100 women: Name someone you hate to read about the guy you almost married.
Tim: He’s has more money #1 (32)
Camden County:

  • Patty: “He Didn’t Like Cars”
  • Wilford: “He’s Been in Jail” #2 (23)
  • Kenny “He’s Really Strong”
  • Nescobar “He’s Stingy”

Hickeys to steal: He Was Your Cousin UUGHH! Camden County gets 55

HE’S RICH32HE’S GAY11
HE’S A CRIMINAL23
HE’S DEAD/HURT17
HE’S MARRIED13

Round 2: Top Four Answers

Name something that makes more noise the older it gets.
Patty: Car #1 (62)
Passes to Hickeys:

  • Joy: Babies #3 (7, with all people)
  • Crabman: Washing Machine #2 (8)
  • Catalina: Gogo Boots
  • Earl: Moustaches
  • Randy: Licorice Sticks

Camden County to Steal: Fridge…#4 for 77 more. (Total: 132)

CAR62
WASHING MACHINE8
PEOPLE7
REFRIGERATOR5

TRIPLE ROUND: Top Four Again

Name something women wear that hurts.
Joy: (started to say Nipple)
Wilford: High Heels #1 (43)
Camden County:

  • Kenny: Bra #2 (27)
  • Nescobar: Tight Skirt
  • Tim: Thong Panties #4 (5)
  • Patty: Girdle Total Sweep (Final Score: 423)
SHOES/HEELS43
BRA27
GIRDLE22
THONG5

FINALS: The Office vs. Camden County
Round 1: Top Six Answers

Name something a woman might do if she found out that her boyfriend was cheating on her.
Brian: “Get Physical With Him” #2 (30, specifically “Hurt/Kill Him”)
Tim: “Kill Him” Divorce Him #1 (37, “Dump Him”)
Camden County:

  • Patty: “Leave an Ugly Answer on his Phone Machine”
  • Wilford: “Tape Him Singing in His Underwear and put it on YouTube” (I Only Wish I Was Kidding)
  • Kenny: Just Cry

The Office to Steal: Having an Affair Herself…Got it for 67 points.

DUMP HIM37DAMAGE CAR/TIRES6
HURT/KILL HIM30DESTROY CLOTHES5
CHEAT ON HIM7
HIT THE FLOOZIE6

Round 2: Top Five Answers

Name a sexy Jessica.
Phyllis: Simpson #1 (36)
The Office:

  • Kathy: Alba #2 (35)
  • Oscar: Alveraz (Anchorwoman)
  • Creed: Miss Jessica (His Second Grade Teacher)
  • Brian: Lange

Camden County to Steal: Tandy (She was so hot…in 1929) The Office goes to 138

JESSICA SIMPSON36JESSICA RABBIT7
JESSICA ALBA35
SARAH JESSICA PARKER8
JESSICA BIEL8
And the others wanted Jessica Rabbit

TRIPLE ROUND: Top Four Answers

Name something about their fathers that kids brag about.
Wilford: That their actually their Father
Kate: Bigger and stronger #1 (43)
Office:

  • Oscar: Richer #2 (29)
  • Creed: Gets All the Women
  • Brian: Smarter #3 (7)
  • Phyllis: Nicer Car
  • Kate: Good at Sports

Camden County to Stay Alive: “My Dad’s Not in Jail” Office Sweeps 375

BIG/STRONG43GOOD LOOKS6
GOOD JOB/INCOME29
SMART7

“Camden County: All-Stars” receive the $10,000 runner-up prize.

FAST MONEY:

Questions:

  • We asked 100 married men, name something your wife stops doing when she’s mad at you.
  • Name something you need to play pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey with
  • Name a big shoe size for a man
  • Name something a married couple might have two of
  • Name a part of the body that bends

Brian:

KISSING YOU0
A PIN33
THIRTEEN*23
CARS28
WAIST6
TOTAL90
* (Number #1 Answer)

Oscar:

NAGGING*39
BULLSEYE0
TWELVE21
CHILDREN*47
ELBOW40
TOTAL$50,000 237
* (Number #1 Answer) Blindfold was the second #1 answer, Knee/Leg was the 5th.

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