Sheryl Svensen (Whittier, CA, Phone information operator or “D.A”) Annie Dale (Nottingham, Eng., published poet/author w/o any money)
Game 2 is about to start. Gene must’ve removed his memory of the 1st match (Can’t Blame Him!)
ROUND 1
Sheryl (sticking to A): Steve said, “I wanted a swimming pool cheap, so I bought a do-it-yourself swimming pool kit. WAS I ROBBED!! All they gave me is 10,000 gal. of water and a ________”
Sheryl: Shovel
Shovel
Bulldozer
Bathing Suit from Akron’s Men’s Dept.*
Innertube
Funnle+
Shovel
*Akron was a store based in California +Funnel (spelled the right way)
Annie B: George said “I bought my new car because it reminds me of my wife. They both have big ________s.”
Annie: Rear Ends (either that or boobs)
Headlights
Headlights
Head Lights
Back Seats
Seats
Rear Ends
Boobs would’ve likely counted as three. Debralee “doth protest too much”
ROUND 2 Sheryl B: Mae West (Brent) said, “There’s been so much rain lately, I had to tell one fella “Why don’t you ________ up and see me sometimes””.
The panel is thumbs down on Brett. Debralee: Much more authentic Dick Martin: Sounding like…Dick Martin Patty: In Sign Language
Back to the question: Sheryl: Swim
Swim
Row
Swim
Swim
Brett is in tears at the beautiful performances around her.
Annie A: Weird Willie has a specially made mattress. Instead of it being stuffed with goose down, Weird Willie’s mattress is stuffed with goose ________.
Annie: Eggs
Eggs
Eggs
Eggs
Pate
Liver
Annie got egged! And she leaves with just the parting merchandise.
SUPER MATCH ________ COCOA
Gene warned Sheryl, Don’t Pick Dick 1st Choice: Dick: His answer: Hot Brett: James Patty: Creme de Sheryl: HOT (Dick doesn’t sound so dumb does he)
$100
IMOGENE
$250
HERSHEYS
$500
HOT
“Not as popular since the Three Mile Island” from Brett about Hershey’s. Gene has to apologize to Mr. Hershey for that comment. He’s been drinking Hershey’s for so long, you can see the pimples.
HEAD-TO-HEAD: Patty BREAK MY ________
Sheryl: Heart Patty: “I’m almost heartbroken” HEART($5,500)
Frank Lockett (member of the L.A. Fire Department, likes water skiing and camping) $0
We finished his second game and now we have get to…
SUPER MATCH DEVIL ________
Debralee: May Care Charles: Dog David: Take the Hindmost (Gene: And I’ll Take the Low Most”) Charles: DOG
$100
‘S FOOD CAKE
$250
MADE ME DO IT (Audience choice)
$500
MAY CARE
Debralee “I’m always on top”
Frank mercifully sloughs off stage, only getting “some pantyhose” and other assorted parting gifts. “Devil Take the Hindmost” indeed
Sheryl Svensen (Whittier, CA, Phone information operator or “D.A”) Annie Dale (Nottingham, Eng., published poet/author w/o any money)
GAME 1-Round 1
Sheryl B: Dumb Dora, the interior decorator, is really DUMB! (HOW DUMB IS SHE??!!) She didn’t want a treaty with the Chinese; she was afraid Red China would clash with her ________.
Sheryl: Glasses
Lipstick*
Good Linens What She Used on her Table
Dining Room Set
Blue Tablecloth
Blue Tablecloth
Tablecloth
Given the “Pathetic Answer” of 1979. Gene strongly protests, earning him the “Pathetic M.C.” Award. Dick remembers that was the same joke from the pilot to “Laugh-In”
Annie A: Norm said, “Something crazy happened to my television set. I can see two programs at the same time. It was horrible! Julia Child was ________ Archie Bunker!”
Annie: Kissing (In America for 20 years, and hasn’t watched Julia Child!)
Basting
Trussing and Then Basting
Frying
Cooking
Basting
Whipping
ROUND 2
Annie A: Gary said, “We’ve got the world’s worst weatherman. If he’d been around in biblical times, he would’ve told Noah it was going to be ________ for 40 days.”
Annie: Dry
Clear & Sunny
Clear & Sunny
Sunny
Sunny
Sunny
Dry & Unhealthy to Breathe
Sheryl B: President Carter said, “I heard my brother Billy had given up drinking. Now I wish he’d give up ________ing.”
Sheryl: Talking
Breathing
Talking
Talking
Talking
Talking
Thinking and Talking
David says in New York, they call them “Mouth-Breathers” NICE TRY!
but David,
At least Sheryl get another chance
SUPER MATCH ________ JACKSON
“Brat”: Andrew Patty: Kate (David’s friend) Dick (Dolly Parton’s favorite): Reggie “How do you think I got the arthritis” Annie meant Dolly Martin’s favorite, Bill Daly
Annie: ANDREW
$100
MICHAEL
$250
KATE
$500
REGGIE
Another BUST!
YEESH! After another disaster, Gene wants to start another game. Sheryl picks A, but there’s no time. Only a history lesson from Mr. Reilly, Andrew Jackson was our 9th, no 11th, no, no, 10th president and his vice president was Sid Goldstein.
Terry Johnson (married, plays viola in a small orchestra, taught in Germany and now 4th grade in Cali.) 0 Frank Lockett (member of the L.A. Fire Department, likes water skiing and camping) 0
GAME 1-Round 2
Frank A: Ken said “My wife is really getting fat! Not only does she have a spare tire around her stomach, she has a spare tire around her ________.”
This oughta be an easy one for you, Chubby!
Gene to David
Frank: Boobs
Chin
Big Fat Mouth
Neck
Ankles
Butt
Mouth
Terry B: Mr. and Mrs. Smith said, “This summer we’re trying something new. We’re sending our dog to camp and we’re sending our son to ________.”
Terry: The Kennel
David: The Kennel WIN!
Brett: A Very Nice Kennel
Debralee and Patti: The Pound (which likely would’ve scored, too)
Audience: Obedience School
Frank is sent back to the camp house until the next game.
SUPER MATCH ________ A PICTURE
Patty: Pretty as Charles: Draw Brett: Take Terry: TAKE
$100
PRETTY AS
$250
PAINT
$500
TAKE
HEAD-TO-HEAD: Debralee (just past the left star) ________ SHERRY
Terry: Cooking Debralee: Dry (thought of Cooking first)
GAME 2-ROUND 1
Frank A: Dumb Donald said, “I just built a swimming pool, but I didn’t want anyone to drown, so I filled it with ________.”
Frank: Dirt
Feathers
Cement
Cement
Cement
Sand
Jello
Frank’s record: 0-18
Terry B: Did you hear about the crazy scientist who invented a perfume for delicatessen waitresses? It’s called “Eau de ________”.
Terry: Salami
Camembert
Picklee’
Pickle Juice
Pastrami
Salami
Lox
Gene’s answer: Eau de Bologne
ROUND 2
Terry B: Jim said, “I have the world’s toughest dog. Today he was out on the yard barbecuing a ________.”
Terry: The Mailman
Bear
A 7-year-old boy who lived next door
A Hot Man
Dog Catcher
Marinated Burglar
Patty is upset everyone doesn’t agree hers is the definitive answer.
Frank A: Howard Cosell said, “I have the acute feeling my wife is no longer enamored of me. Today, she scoured the oven with my ________.”
Frank: Toupee
Toope
Rug, Toupee, Wig, etc.
<— with my*
Toupee
Toupee
Toupee
Pointing to Charles’s version
Even Frank couldn’t blow that! Terry leaves with her $500, Frank will have to wait for his stash tomorrow. But first, that great impersonator…DAVID DOYLE.
“Who stole the strawberries” Brett and Charles: James Cagney
“Why they say James Cagney?” Brett and Charles: James Garner
“There’s nothing funny about this group” Brett and Charles (All totally rehearsed): Liberace
On a scale of 1-10, Gene ranks this routine at -8.
Today, Gene and Bill have matching suits, and they’re also matching the set. Debralee’s dress also blends into the green area.
Mike Madwin (elementary teacher, counselor, home tutor, student and author) ($250) Tina Brigham (Manhattan Beach, CA, works for a temp service agency)
Tina leads the first half of this re-match 4-0.
Mike A: Sally said, “I raised my daughter by the book. Unfortunately the book was written by ________.”
Mike: Jacquelin Susann (“Valley of the Dolls” author)
Polly Adler
Xavier Hollander
Xavier Hollander
Masters & Johnson
Hugh Hefner
The Three Stooges
ROUND 2 Tina B: Riddle: What happens when two bags of sugar get married?
The Answer: They go out and raise a little ________
Tina: Cube-let
Cane
Cane
Mike A: Jake said, “This weather is really terrible. (HOW TERRIBLE IS IT??!!) We need this weather like a mermaid needs ________s”
Mike: Pantyhose The audience is not a fan, Gene demonstrates how hard it is for a mermaid to get into “No Nonsense”.
Pantyhose
Tails
Scales
Shoes
Wings
Pantyhose
Couldn’t wiggle out a win, Mike will hopefully get some sleep. Still has $250.
SUPER MATCH EUGENE ________
Brett: O’Neill Patty: McCarthy David: Roach
WHO IS EUGENE ROACH? It’s David’s actor buddy with a new show this year. Charles has a better answer, Roach invented the clip you use to hold marijuana.
Tina: O’NEILL
$100
RAYBURN
$250
OREGON
$500
O’NEILL
“Do I look like a Eugene, I ask you”
HEAD-TO-HEAD: David ________ SPEAKING
Tina: Frankly David: “I just hate this game” PLAIN
Since you don’t feel the same way Bosley does, let’s get another match going.
Terry Johnson (married with two children and a husband who’s “terrific most of the time”, plays viola in a small orchestra, taught in Germany and now 4th grade in Cali.) Frank Lockett (Los Angeles, CA, member of the L.A. Fire Department, likes water skiing and camping)
Oh, and Frank’s a snappy dresser, too!
GAME 1-Round 1
Terry A: All the tourists at Mt. Rushmore are AMAZED! Because right next to the bust of George Washington, they added the bust of ________.
David finished early, so he talked about “Charlie’s Angels” two-hour season premiere, shot in the Virgin Islands.
Terry: Martha Raquel (Welch) would’ve been better
Dolly Parton
Dolly Parton
Raquel Welch*
Dolly Parton
Dolly Parton
Dolly Parton
*The Stolen Answer Award from Brett We also got a long story from Gene about Buffalo Meat
Frank B: Weird Willie is REALLY WEIRD (HOW WEIRD IS HE??!!) He just went through the Tunnel of Love on ________.
Gene gives a hands-on explanation of the Tunnel of Love to Patty. HHMMM! HHMMM! Moving On!
Frank: Innertubes
Water Skiis
Roller Skates*
Water Skis
Water Skis
Water Skis
Water Beds
*Holding an umbrella over his head with valves to keep him up
“Let’s get with it.” but not right now. Gotta say goodbye.
Mike (husband, father, 2-3rd grade teacher, counselor for mentally retarded, private home tutor, student at Cal State Fullerton, writing a book, and sleep with what other time is left) Tina (Manhattan Beach, CA, works for a temp service agency, loves soccer and Match Game)
Round 1
Mike A (Gene took B at first): Fred said, “An Insurance Salesman from Mutual of Rome just came to the door. He tried to sell me a piece of the ________.”
Mike: That big building with columns “The Parthenon” (That’s in Greece) You’re thinking the Coliseum.
Vatican
Vatican
Colisieum
Vatican
Vatican
Pope
Charles quit the Church years ago.
Tina B: Did you hear about poor Ethel? She ate so much cereal her ________ Snapped, Crackled and Popped.
Tina: Her Head
Bosom
Cheeks
Brassiere
Voice
Mouth
Boobs
Round 2
Tina B: Ralph said, “My father was very disappointed when I was born. He was hoping for a new ________.”
Tina: Car
Sub Compact
Car
Daughter
Car
Moped
Mike A: At the hospital, the bullfighter said “Oh, I am in real pain, but I deserve it. Instead of grabbing the bull by the horns, I tried to grab him by the ________.”
Mike: Tail End
Tail
Tail
Tail
Tail
Rear End
Tina goes back on the other side of the turntable for now.
SUPER MATCH CAN’T BUY ________
“My Favorite Actress” Patty: The top tier is insulted and storms off. Her answer: Love Debralee: Happiness Dick: Money Mike: HAPPINESS
$100
FRIENDS (Gene STRONGLY PROTESTS)
$250
HAPPINESS
$500
LOVE
I guess Patty’s still Mike’s favorite.
HEAD-TO-HEAD: Dick (Just short of the star)
The pointer did look to be on a star. It beeped but then went back. Gene has to control the protests.
________ BLOSSOM
Mike: Flower Dick: Orange (from his days as a bartender)
No need to delve into the wheel debate any further. Just give Mike his $250 and move on to the second match
GAME #2-ROUND 1
Tina’s now in the triangle position.
Tina B: The scientist said, “This centipede must be a pirate. He’s got 99 legs and a ________.”
As the panel writes, we had another complaint. This from Debralee, her chair isn’t working. Out comes Gene with a big comfy orange chair.
Tina: Wooden Leg
Wooden Peg
& All of Them Wooden
Match Stick
Bottle of Rum
Peg Leg
Peg (leg)
Brett is adamant she understood the questions.
There’s too many asterisks on this show to count. BUT…wait until tomorrow!
X Jim Babbit (Redondo Beach, CA, general contractor) O Sheila Taylor (3-Day Champion)
The first question isn’t from John, it’s from a young fan for ALF. “Where is Melmak?” Answer: Take a left at Andromeda
Round 1
Jim first 1 ALFie: According to Webster’s dictionary, what do you call a person who wears lots of makeup, dresses in tights, is very light on his feet and makes weird gestures with his hands. “A Traffic Cop in Hollywood” Guess: A mime Jim agrees X 2 Arleen: What is that on your head? I can tell you, it’s a silver colored baseball glove and bat (“GO METS!”) Real Question: What country can we thank for giving us the turkey? Guess: Italy Sheila disagrees O (U.S., Arlene “I knew that”) 3 Charles: Young people love them, but a University of Georgia report describes them as being sexist violent and male-dominated. What are they? Pat Sajak and Vanna White
Guess: Soap Operas Jim agrees O (Music Videos, Charles: Don’t call on me) 4 Tempestt: The question is about her TV brother, Malcolm Jamal-Warner. We asked Malcolm who his dream date would be. If it could be anyone in the whole world, who do you think he said? Guess: Whitney Houston Shiela disagrees
Malcolm is on the phone with his answer: Janet Jackson O, and Tempestt objects. Malcolm says Whitney’s too old. 5 Christopher to block: He’s with a live penguin from Marineland. It’s called a Jackass Penguin. (Don’t read into that Christopher). What is special about jackass penguins? “It’s a penguin that still believes in the stork.” Guess: They make a noise like a jackass Jim disagrees X (Warm Weather Penguins, and Christopher can tell) 6 Ed to block: He says the network is giving him a spinoff “Corner Square”. Question: According to the Wall Street Journal, there is a habit that provides much pleasure to many young children, but it’s also gained great popularity among adults. What is t? “Having a pretty nurse take your temperature.” Guess: Thumb sucking Sheila disagrees WRONG
I don’t write ’em folks, I just read ’em.
John’s response
7 Ed to win: According to Webster’s Dictionary, is there any real difference between being dumb and being stupid? “Fooling around with your wife is stupid, getting caught is dumb.” Guess: Yes Jim agrees O 8 Zsa Zsa to win: Ms. Gabor has three wrenches on her desk. First, an open end, then a crescent, and finally a pipe wrench. As if she’s ever seen then before. Question: Which one would a plumber use on your elbow joint? “Why would he use that on me?” No, Zsa Zsa, it’s the elbow joint under the sink. Alf: “She uses them to remove her rings.” Guess: The Pipe wrench Sheila agrees WIN!
Jim’s up 1 ALFie: According to scientists at NASA, intelligent life may very well have existed there once, but very unlikely today. Where? “Network TV offices” “Only kidding. I wouldn’t bite the paw that fed me.” Guess: Mars Jim agrees X 2 Ed: Where would you have to go to see the highest peaks in North America? “The Playboy Mansion” Guess: Mt. McKinley Sheila agrees O (In Alaska) If he got it right, why’s he trying to jump. Charles: “Think of your spinoff.” 3 Tempestt: According to a survey by the Bel Air Prep School, which quality did the kids say they most want in a teacher? A) Easy to talk to B) Easy grader C) The one who gives little homework Guess: A Jim agrees X 4 Ken to block: A large gregarious colorful baboon, what’s its name? Guess: Orangutan Sheila agrees WRONG (Mandrill) 5 Ken to win: Dent, sweet, flint, pop, flower, and pod are all what? Guess: Types of rock Jim disagrees TIE GAME! (Types of corn) Secret Square: Zsa Zsa
Round 3
Sheila starts 1 ALF: What has over 600 muscles and 206 bones? “One of those fast food fish sandwiches.” For the record, Alf doesn’t eat them. “I eat the box they come in” Guess: The Human Body Sheila agrees O 2 Nell, performing at the Tropicana (horn): According to Cosmopolitan, what is the absolute worst place to have a fight? “In the delivery room” Guess: In the Bedroom Jim agrees X We’re tied at $600, Sheila holds fate in her hands. 3 Ken to decide: The great Michelangelo, was that his first name, last name or his only name? Guess: Last Name Sheila agrees X (First Name) JIM WINS!
Sheila’s Grand Total: $4,200 in Cash and Trips to NYC & St. Thomas
Car Cavalcade: ISUZU
Impulse
I-Mark Sedan
Pickup
LS Space Cab
Trooper II
“I need that truck” as he was reaching in the bowl. Jim is talking about the LS Space Cab. ($11,029) Zsa Zsa must be good luck, right.
1…2…3…
Nothing Jim: “Maybe it has a dead battery” Nice try! The bad news, he won’t be playing for that truck again. Good news, there’ll be a new set of wheels for Jim to play for. And of course, a new set of faces.
Robin Leech
Roseanne Barr
Gil Gerard
Robert Walden, Paul Regina and Brandon Maggart (from “Brothers”)
Garrett Morris (Hunter)
Jan Stephenson
Delta Burke
Joanna Kerns
Charo
Hollywood Squares is owned by King World Productions a part of CBS Media Ventures.
Jack Daniels (Providence RI, country radio DJ on vacation)
Jack is about to play the Super Match, but he’s got a story to tell. About 8-9 years ago, he was stuck in traffic for over an hour (felt like a year). When he and his wife finally got home, they hear that Gene’s car had caught on fire! So thanks for “Spending an hour on 95”.
SUPER MATCH #1 YES SIR ________
Brett: That’s My Baby Charles: Your Honor (not amused) Bill: “You’re not picking on me” Changes to Bart: Arafat
Jack: THAT’S MY BABY
$100
RIGHT AWAY
$250
NO SIR
$500
THAT’S MY BABY
TIME FOR SONG!
HEAD-TO-HEAD: Eva ________ OF DIAMONDS
Eva has the confidence to trust the panel’s opinions before putting the car in the slot.
Jack: Ace Eva: JACK
Go on your own next time, Eva. Onto Game #2
Isetta Seberhagen (Mt. Prospect, IL, flight attendant, married to “Super Man” Fred, 11 m.o. son Brett and another on the way)
Isetta A: The bank personnel officer said, “I’ll tell you why I’m not hiring that weirdo. he put down ________’s name as a reference.”
Isetta: Bert Lance Charles is sick of the Nixon jokes, which Bart answers “This is the Carter Error, not a Nixon Error”
Bert Lance
Bert Lance*
Al Capone
My Name
John Hancock
Nixion
*-Mr. Let the Chips fall Where they Lay Lance
Jack B: Gloria said to the psychiatrist, “Doc, you’ve got to help me. My husband thinks he’s a dog. Every night in bed, he ________”
Jack: After a long thought…”He Whines”
Pushes his wet nose in my ear
Plays Dead
Rolls Over and Plays Dead
barks
Buries My Bones
Rolls Over & Plays Dead
Round 2
Isetta A: Did you hear that there is a new stock market for babies? At the close, diapers were ________.
Isetta: Down
wet
dry
Down
dropping*
*Buzzed first but a booing from the audience changed his mind.
John B: The psychiatrist says, “My next patient thinks he’s a refrigerator, and I’m beginning to believe him. Whenever he opens his mouth, I see a ________ in it.”
John: A lightbulb
Piece fruit
Light
A 25 watt appliance bulb
ice cube
Light Bulb
Little Light
TIE-BREAKER:
Since we’re pressed for time, we going to do a sudden death tie-breaker. Both players and panel will write down their answers. The first player to match wins.
________ IRELAND
Bart: The Hills of X Brett: Dublin John Wins (Isetta: Jill) Nothing for Isetta but the parting gifts.
SUPER-MATCH #2 NOTHING BUT ________
Charles: The Truth Brett: The Best Fannie: Trouble John: THE BEST
$100
THE TRUTH
$250
THE BEST
$500
TROUBLE
HEAD-TO-HEAD: Brett ($5,000) STATE YOUR ________
John: Point (Audience soundly supported Name) Brett: Case X
John’s Final Total: $750
Say goodbye to Brett, who Charles announces has a bridal veil on for her new show. “The Virgin Bride”.
Karen Curtis (West L.A., married for 7 mon., works for property management company) ($10,500) John Wilson (Townsville, NC, after teaching for 7 years, has done traveling to Europe with a friend)
Both tied at 0-0
If you missed it, this match was painful. But John can end it with just one match.
B
If you can’t get that right…
Gene realizing B was played already.
John A: Nick said, “I could tell this was Popeye’s restaurant. When I walked it, ________ was on the table.”
John: SPINACH
Bart: SPINACH WIN!
Fannie spelled it “Spinich”, Brett and Bill said Olive Oyl
Despite the rough performance this time, Karen still has $10,500.
SUPER MATCH ________ THE CAR
Brett: My Mother Bart: Start Charles: Park John: START
$100
DRIVE
$250
PARK
$500
MY MOTHER
Brett gets the last laugh, while John gets stuck with parting gifts. We hope a better fate awaits our next two players
Jack Daniels (Providence RI, country radio DJ on vacation) Isetta Seberhagen (Mt. Prospect, IL, flight attendant, married to “Super Man” Fred, 11 m.o. son Brett and another on the way)
GAME 1-Round 1:
Jack A: Nancy said, “When I go out in the sun, I really like to roast. That’s why before I go to the beach, instead of suntan oil, I put ________ all over my body.
Jack: Cooking Oil
Gravy
Barbecue Sauce!
Gravy
Crisco
Butter
Barbque Sause
Isetta B: Wally the Wise Guy said to Herbie “Your girlfriend is like a car in the slums. Everybody wants to ________ her.”
Isetta; Steal
STRIP
Flatten Her Tires
STRIP
Fix Her Up
STRIP (Her Gears)
Steal Her Hubcaps
Charles gives Brett the “Pathetic Answer Award-1979”
Round 2 John B: One nurse said to the other, “I think that new surgeon used to be a butcher. After he took out that patient’s liver, he ________ it.”
A quick country song from Fannie then… Jack: Sliced
Chopped
(Wrong Answer)*
RIGHT!**
Chopped
Cut it up
*Cooked it in chicken fat, chopped it, mixed in a little hard-boiled egg and put it on crackers **Sliced it , weighed it, put it in a cardboard moisture-resistant tray and put cellophane over it and marked the price
Isetta A: Tom said, “This coffee is really terrible. It tastes like Joe DiMaggio cleaned his ________ in it.”
Isetta: Baseballs
Baseball Glove
Baseball Mitt
GLOVE
baseball bat
balls
Baseball Glove
Back to the showers for Isetta until Jack’s Super Match first thing tomorrow. Another musical number from Fannie:
I’m getting old, Sitting on this log, Because my cat’s growing up to be a dog.
Karen Curtis (West L.A., married for 7 mon., works for property management company) 0 John Wilson (Townsville, NC, after teaching for 7 years, has done traveling to Europe with a friend) 2
A: While Ben the glassblower was blowing a glass bottle, Ben blew so hard he blew his ________ into the bottle.
John: His Lips
Dentures
Tongue
Jeannie False Teeth
False Teeth
Brett said Ben is Old Man Periwinkle’s Older Brother
B: The delicastessen owner said, “People keep stealing my food. It’s gotten so bad, I had to take all my bagels and put ________s on them.”
Karen: Locks
LOX
LOX
LOX
Chains
SUPER-MATCH LULLABY________
Fannie: Of Broadway Charles: And Goodnight Brett: Baby Karen’s Choice: Baby
$100
& GOODNIGHT
$250
OF BROADWAY
$500
BABY
HEAD-TO-HEAD: Brett ($10,000!) ________-IN-LAW
Karen: Mother Brett: She had two choices. It could’ve been father but she wrote…MOTHER ($10,500)
Second perfect Super-Match in a row! Maybe John will be the third?
GAME 2: John first
A: The pirate said “I’ll never make it as an athlete. I almost got killed trying to use my peg leg as a ________.
John: Basketball
Pogo Stick
Baseball Bat
Vaulting Pole
Sword
Javelin
Baseball Bat
Karen B: Nerdocrombezia is the world’s sleaziest country. Just try to imagine 40 million people with ________.
Karen: Slime
Bad Breath
Runs in their Hose
Pimple
Alethets Feet
Hairy Legs
Polyester Formal Wear
Round 2 Karen B: Mrs. Dumb Donald said “My husband is so dumb, I found him in the closet trying to _________ a shoe tree.”
Karen: Pick
When one face palm isn’t enough.
Water
Plant
Prune
Wear
Plant
Water
Mercifully, this show is over. All John needs is one answer, first thing tomorrow to win. Can’t be too hard, can it?
Gene decides to calm the place down by leading the “choir” into a performance of “Adeste Fideles.”