FIRST GUEST: Ricky Starr, #1 and #3 are male, #2 is female.
I, Ricky Starr am a professional wrestler with a current string of 136 consecutive wins. As a professional ballet dancer, I once appeared as a soloist with the St. Louis Municipal Opera and I have also danced with the Ballet Russe de Monte Carlo. My hobby is cooking, and I have a library of more than 500 books on the subject. I swear that the above statement is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth
Signed, Ricky Starr
POLLY: #1: What kind of a theatre is the St. Louis Municipal Opera? In a deep voice, I heard “The Midwestern Opera Company”. It’s a regular theater #2 agrees. #3 says is the one of the largest outdoor theaters in the world.
HUME #3: “What is an entashaw?” French for weave. #3: “What is a pas de deux” A dance for two #3: What is Lichine’s first name? David What is Eglevsky’s first name? André and Hume’s run out
HILDY: #2: “When you were with the Ballet and warming up, how long a barre did you do every day?” At least 20 minutes, generally starting with basic five positions and adaptions into other steps. “What do you have to do to win a wrestling match?” Accomplish two out of three Falls
DICK: #1: What is an arabesque? To raise your leg “What did you do at St. Louis Mun. Opera?” Danced as a Ballet Dancer. He got to Monte Carlo through an audition for a tour.
BACK TO POLLY: #1: “Is the wrestling champion of the world amateur or professional?” All three say professional! #1: Is the hammerlock legal? All say yes.
HUME: #3: “Who is Mrs. Beeton” Don’t know, #2 says wife of Cecil Beeton, while #1 says the wife of Arthur Beeton #3: “Who is Peggy Harvey?” #3 and #2 both stumped
HILBY: Herself: “Who is Mrs. Beeton?” #1: “Who wrote the Joy of Cooking” He and #2 are stumped. #3: “What is the meaning of Saute” He says a small jump, Hilby meant cooking. It’ll have to be left in the kitchen.
DICK: #1: “What is Saute?” “Something you do in the skillet” “Were you ever a singer” Only in the bathtub “Who’s recognized as the greatest male ballet dancer?” Nijinsky
POLLY: #2 “Saute” To fry in butter “How long have you been a professional wrestler” About four years “What made you go into it?” After her dancing, she became very friendly with a wrestler who showed me a few holds. Hey, this is 1957, no room for that kind of smut
HUME: #2: Name of couple of your cookbooks. There’s the Fannie Farmer series and Meta Given’s Encyclopedia of Cooking, and one by Escoffier.
THE REAL RICKY STARR IS… #3 ($250, Dick shot himself in the foot)
#1: Nicola Mocorner, boss of the Metropolitan Opera
#2: Barbara Terry, Avon Sales Lady from NYC
Dick gets Nicola to sing for real and Polly wants to see Ricky do a dance. In a small stage, he manages a great series. Also his trademark in the ring. Hume’ll send copies of Mrs. Beeton and Peggy Harvey to him. Polly’s disappointed she didn’t get to wrestle Barbara.
SECOND GUEST: Patricia Saddleman
I, Patricia Saddleman, am the receptionist in Jackie Gleason’s office. I am also secretary to all of Jackie’s fan clubs and as such read and answer all of his fan mail. I was a beauty contest winner. At one time in my career, I was a professional dancer and I have appeared in three motion pictures. I am an ardent New York Yankee fan. Incidentally, I have an identical twin sister. I swear the above statement is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
Signed, Patricia Saddleman
DICK: #1: “What is your name?” Let’s try again “What is your sister’s name” Jean #2: “You are Jean Saddleman, What is you sister’s name” Ann #1 “Where were you born?” Syracuse, New York
POLLY: #3 “Do you also have an identical twin?” Easy yes “Who is the Producer of the Jackie Gleason Show”? Jack Hurdle, the others agree #1: “Who is Jackie Gleason’s personal manager?” Louis Durcum #2: “Who is Jackie Gleason’s director?” Frank Satenstein
HUME: #3: “Where did you make your pictures?” In New York at Paramount Studios “Who was your cameraman” She can’t remember, she was only five. #3: “Have you got an agent?” No, and Hume’s stumped
HILBY: #3: “Where was this beauty contest?” New York City also when she was five. The movies came right behind it. #1: “Where was your beauty contest?” McConnellsville, New York. Sister Jean was there, too. “How come they picked you?”
DICK #2: “Who directed Jackie Gleason’s show last Saturday?” Frank Satenstein again, #3 doesn’t know and #1 agrees with 2. #2: “Where were you born?” Bayside, Long Island “Where was Ann born?” I don’t know (That was Number 2, Dick)
POLLY: #2: “Where is Ann?” Can’t tell you, her Dad doesn’t know either. #1: After correcting whose sister is whose “Who is Jackie Gleason’s agent?” Neither #1 or #3 seem to know.
HUME: #3: “What agency represents him?” Music Corporation of America (MCA), Jerry Katz “Where is Mr. Gleason’s office?” The Park Sheraton Hotel, and she works there. “What are your office hours?” (Polly chimes in, “And What are you doing Later?”) 9:30 to 5:30, there is a coffee break
HILBY: #3: “Who sponsors the Jackie Gleason show?” Bulova and Old Gold “What is the name of the poodle of Jackie Gleason’s secretary?” Muffet or Moffit “How many floors in your office?” Two #2: “Where were the motion pictures were made that you appeared?” In HollywoodTIMES UP!
VOTING TIME
Polly #3 (First time I’m positive, so I’m wrong)
Hume: #3
Hildy: #3
Dick: #3
THE REAL PATRICIA SADDLEMAN IS… #3
Her real twin sister, Janet, is in Ohio.
#1: Ann Harden, a housewife from McConnellsville, as she said.
#2: Jean Creelamn, housewife from Bayside, Long Island
Frankly, the whole panel thinks they’re all triplets. Polly confirms that Patricia’s sister really wasn’t in the same beauty contest. The movies Patricia starred in were like the Little Rascals.
Oh wait, no score! That’s okay, they’ll each get $50 for their work.
Nancy Langley (temporary retired computer programmer, 8-month old girl, Mercedes Elizabeth, plans to stay a stay at home Mom for 7 years) Millie Zoloto (“Hopefully” permanently retired secretary, now in calligraphy)
ROUND 1
HEAD STARTS:
11 LIVING ROOM (Broyhill)
20 RICE MIX (Rice-a-Roni)
2 COFFEE (Taster’s Choice)
23 STEREO SYSTEM (Panasonic Series 2000)
Nancy25 (Mantle Clock) and 28 (Take 1 Gift) Millie6 (Bonus Number) and 15 (WILD!) 5 (Take 1 Gift) and 26 (Rice Mix) and 29 (Rods and Reels) Nancy20 & 26MATCH! 22 (Living Room) and 11MATCH! 9 (Vacuum) and 18 (Coffee) Millie18 & 2MATCH! 4 (Love Stories [80 Books]) and 19 (Take 1 Gift) Nancy5 & 19 (but can only have the coffee) 12 (Mantle Clock) and 29OOPS! Millie9 and 27 (Love Stories) Nancy4 & 27 13 (Bonus Number) and 7 (WILD!) 24 (Bonus Number) and 21 on the buzzer LUCKY! 25 and 8 (Take 1 Gift) and 12MATCH! (Coming up to $2,000) 16 (Vacuum) and 9 MATCH!
Guess: WORKING AROUND THE CLOCK WIN! ($2,070)
W + Her + King Oar + OW + nd The K + Lock
DOUBLE PLAY: Chevrolet Chevette 3 dr. Hatchback
$100 Puzzle: Heart Boiled…HARD-BOILED EGGS (6 sec. left) Heart B + Oil + d “X”
Car Puzzle: The Hatfields Battled TIME! The Hat + F + Heel + DZ Bat + Till + d The Mug + OIZ The Hatfields Battled The McCoys
It’s nice to see you in the flesh.
Millie to Jack as we come back
ROUND 2
HEAD STARTS:
27 WASHER & DRYER (Speed Queen)
10 HOME WAVE (Toni)
18 CAT FOOD (Tabby)
6 VEGAS WEEK (@ Union Plaza)
Millie3 (Lamps) and 20 (Bonus Number) Nancy2 (Take) and Back to 18 Millie9 (Take) & Back to 2MATCH! 5 (Bonus Number) and 18 Nancy20 & 5MATCH! 28 (Bonus) and 12LUCKY! 21 (P’cases, Sheets) and 14 (Mattress Set) and 8 (Hot Tray) and 1 (Stone-ware) Millie11 (WILD!) and 6 for Vegas 15 (Year of Flowers) and 4 (P’cases, Sheets) Nancy21 & 4 MATCH! 30 (Take) and 22LUCKY! (Claims Vegas) 19 (Hot Tray) and 8MATCH! 10 and 26 (Mattress Set) Millie3 and 29 (Home Wave) Nancy10 & 29MATCH! 13 (Lamps) & 3MATCH! 17 (Stone-ware) & 1MATCH! 18 and 23 (Year of Flowers) UH-OH! Millie23 & 15MATCH!
Guess: YOU CAN’T BLAME A GUY FOR TRYING WIN!
“U” Can + t B + Lei + M Egg + Eye 4 T + Rye + Ink
And Millie has already walked over behind Jack.
DOUBLE PLAY #2
$100 Puzzle: I WANNA BE…LOVED BY YOU (Halfway Done) Eye 1 + Na Bee Loaf + D B + Eye “U” Jack almost said Name That Tune. “That Guy with the funny name would be mad at me”.
Car Puzzle: Magellan was…TIME! Match + “L” + Hen wuh + Sun Axe + PL + Oar + Ear …An Explorer
Millie’s Total: $300 Nancy’s Total: $2,170
Concentration is owned by NBCUniversal, a division of Comcast.
Jack Daniels (Providence RI, country radio DJ on vacation)
Jack is about to play the Super Match, but he’s got a story to tell. About 8-9 years ago, he was stuck in traffic for over an hour (felt like a year). When he and his wife finally got home, they hear that Gene’s car had caught on fire! So thanks for “Spending an hour on 95”.
SUPER MATCH #1 YES SIR ________
Brett: That’s My Baby Charles: Your Honor (not amused) Bill: “You’re not picking on me” Changes to Bart: Arafat
Jack: THAT’S MY BABY
$100
RIGHT AWAY
$250
NO SIR
$500
THAT’S MY BABY
TIME FOR SONG!
HEAD-TO-HEAD: Eva ________ OF DIAMONDS
Eva has the confidence to trust the panel’s opinions before putting the car in the slot.
Jack: Ace Eva: JACK
Go on your own next time, Eva. Onto Game #2
Isetta Seberhagen (Mt. Prospect, IL, flight attendant, married to “Super Man” Fred, 11 m.o. son Brett and another on the way)
Isetta A: The bank personnel officer said, “I’ll tell you why I’m not hiring that weirdo. he put down ________’s name as a reference.”
Isetta: Bert Lance Charles is sick of the Nixon jokes, which Bart answers “This is the Carter Error, not a Nixon Error”
Bert Lance
Bert Lance*
Al Capone
My Name
John Hancock
Nixion
*-Mr. Let the Chips fall Where they Lay Lance
Jack B: Gloria said to the psychiatrist, “Doc, you’ve got to help me. My husband thinks he’s a dog. Every night in bed, he ________”
Jack: After a long thought…”He Whines”
Pushes his wet nose in my ear
Plays Dead
Rolls Over and Plays Dead
barks
Buries My Bones
Rolls Over & Plays Dead
Round 2
Isetta A: Did you hear that there is a new stock market for babies? At the close, diapers were ________.
Isetta: Down
wet
dry
Down
dropping*
*Buzzed first but a booing from the audience changed his mind.
John B: The psychiatrist says, “My next patient thinks he’s a refrigerator, and I’m beginning to believe him. Whenever he opens his mouth, I see a ________ in it.”
John: A lightbulb
Piece fruit
Light
A 25 watt appliance bulb
ice cube
Light Bulb
Little Light
TIE-BREAKER:
Since we’re pressed for time, we going to do a sudden death tie-breaker. Both players and panel will write down their answers. The first player to match wins.
________ IRELAND
Bart: The Hills of X Brett: Dublin John Wins (Isetta: Jill) Nothing for Isetta but the parting gifts.
SUPER-MATCH #2 NOTHING BUT ________
Charles: The Truth Brett: The Best Fannie: Trouble John: THE BEST
$100
THE TRUTH
$250
THE BEST
$500
TROUBLE
HEAD-TO-HEAD: Brett ($5,000) STATE YOUR ________
John: Point (Audience soundly supported Name) Brett: Case X
John’s Final Total: $750
Say goodbye to Brett, who Charles announces has a bridal veil on for her new show. “The Virgin Bride”.
Right after a Kathy walked away with $8,000 even though she knew the answer.
HOT SEAT: Kevin Lipton (Ft. Lauderdale, FL)
This is a homecoming for Kevin who spent his childhood in “The Greatest City in the World”. First in Brooklyn, then Queens, before the Great Southern borough of South Florida.
$100
According to the lyrics of a classic Tom Jones song, “It’s not unusual to be loved by” whom?
A: Anyone
B: Everything
C: Somebody
D: Larry King
Kevin heard more than a few women liked Larry, but he believe Tom sang A…RIGHT!
$200
A person cornrows her hair by doing what to it?
A: Curling it
B: Braiding it
C: Bleaching it
D: Dyeing it
Final answer this time is B…GOT IT!
$300
The cartoon trio Alvin, Simon, and Theodore are better known by what name?
A: The Rugrats
B: The Care Bears
C: The Rescuers
D: The Chipmunks
“I think David Seville would say D”…no he’d say ALLLLLLLLLLVINNNNNN!! But D is correct.
$500
According to a popular saying, what object is “mightier than the sword?”
A: The pen
B: The shield
C: The hearth
D: The head
A it is…FOUR DOWN!
$1,000
Bob Dole served for almost 28 years as a U.S. senator from what state?
A: Iowa
B: Missouri
C: Kansas
D: Oklahoma
Final Answer is C…Meredith apologizes because you’ll have to wait for the next question. GRAND GUARANTEED
We meet Kevin’s proud parents, Stanley and Renee, in the support seats
$2,000
What adjective is used to describe a material that can be broken down by microorganisms?
A: Biohazardous
B: Biodegradable
C: Biodiverse
D: Biotic
Good question for a nurse like Kevin. Biotic is out, Biohazard means toxic, and biodiverse refers to the diversity of the biosphere. Has to be B for Biodegradable…His chances aren’t crumbling
$4,000
In 2002, what TV journalist had a well-publicized eyelift before launching her latest news show?
A: Paula Zahn
B: Judy Woodruff
C: Connie Chung
D: Greta Van Susteren
Having no idea, Kevin hopes the audience is “New York Intelligent”.
A: 7%
B: 3%
C: 29%
D: 61%
“I trust you guys” Final Answer is D…AND IT’S GOOD NEWS!
$8,000
Martin Luther King Jr. was born in what U.S. city?
A: Memphis, TN
B: Mobile, AL
C: Atlanta, GA
D: Jackson, MS
King Center is in Atlanta, King died in Memphis. “You guys make some great questions.”
Drew
Unfortunately, Drew is completely silent. At the very end he says a meek C.
Right now, Kevin’s just glad to qualify, so he’ll go for it. C it is…Thanks for not breaking Meredith’s heart. RIGHT AGAIN!
$16,000
The Avedis Zildjian Company is the world’s leading maker of what?
A: Knitting needles
B: Model trains
C: Dice
D: Cymbals
This time, he can thank concerts. He can see the drums with the name on the shiny things. D is the final answer…AND DADDY’S SMILING!
All Meredith can say is Kevin’s a nice guy who’s not finishing last.
$32,000
In 2002, what comic strip introduced the character Chip Gizmo, a computer specialist?
A: Doonesbury
B: Dilbert
C: Non Sequitur
D: Beetle Bailey
They’re all favorites of his. The one he remembers that had a naming contest for a new character for a new century. His final answer is D…don’t need to know how he knew. HE JUST DID!
$64,000
In the classic silent movie “Battleship Potemkin,” what is shown rolling down the Odessa Steps?
A: Open umbrella
B: Baby carriage
C: Flower cart
D: Wheelchair
Even though Kevin’s sure it’ll be B and D.
A and B
He can’t see an umbrella rolling down Odessa. After a little hesitation, he locks in B. Meredith has the check for $32K in her head…but not for long. KEVIN’S RIGHT AGAIN!
“You dog, you” Our hostess is tearing up.
$125,000
Thought to be Earth’s oldest living tree, the 4,700-year old Methuselah is what kind of tree?
A: Pine
B: Redwood
C: Oak
D: Joshua
Kevin would say B, if he actually wanted to go for it. Meredith almost tries to take a chance. He does think about it, but ultimately walks away. “Chalk it up to a wonderful time”. The right answer…A
Who Wants to be a Millionaire? is owned by Embassy Row, a division of Sony Pictures Television.
O DD Alton (3-Day Total: $3,800 and two trips) X Marc Stone (Los Angeles, account manager for office machines)
Round 1
1 Milton: To Dr. Ruth Westheimer, what is good sex? “At George Burns’ age, anything” Guess: Must be referring to her book. Marc agrees X 2 Lynn: According to biblical experts, it is described as a “Divine occurrence beyond the power of man”. What do we commonly call it? “The Success of Wheel of Fortune”
Guess: A Revelation DD disagrees O (A miracle) 3 Louie:
Louie: Why am I in the third tier? John: Because we want to see it wobble. Louie: Neither of us can talk.
Question: What is hippophobia? “When I’m in your backyard.” Guess: Fear of Hippos Marc disagrees X (Fear of Horses) 4 Jan-Michael to block: According to folklore, what does it mean if your ears are burning? “Your hair is on fire” Guess: You’re going to hear from an old friend DD disagrees O (Someone’s talking about you) 5 Charlotte to block:
When she plays the witch, she doesn’t use makeup.
Milton on Charlotte’s upcoming Halloween special
Question: Who wrote Frankenstein? “Nobody. That’s why he had such a rotten time at camp.” Guess: Mary Shelley Marc agrees X 6 Kareem: In Mythology, what was the drink of the gods? “Bud Light” Guess: Ambrosia DD disagrees O (Nectar) Both players are 3-for-3 so far. 7 Heidi to block: True or false? According to watermelon experts, the bigger your melons, the better. “Especially in this business” Guess: False Marc agrees X (Medium or better) 8 Little Richard to block: According to fashion experts, what’s wrong with mixing gold and silver? Guess: After a long wait…makes you look very rich. Nothing’s wrong DD agrees O 9 Mike to decide:
There’s a motorcycle cop (Mr. Powell of the California Highway Patrol) here to read Mike his rights:
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can or will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to refuse a search. You have the right to speak with an attorney and have an attorney present with you while you’re being questioned. If you cannot afford to hire an attorney, one will be appointed to represent you before questioning if you wish.
Question for someone who starred on three police shows: What right shouldn’t have been there? After a repeat, The Search line Marc agrees WIN!
DD’s up 1 Louie: Where do we get most of our maple syrup? “Safeway Aisle 6” Guess: Maine DD disagrees O (Vermont) 5-For-5! 2 Heidi: Scientists reporting in USA Today claim that you see chickens try to fly and pigs jump over fences just before a certain event. What even is that? “A Barbecue” Guess: A tornado Marc disagrees X (Earthquake) 3 “Uncle Milty”: According to the New Testament, what is it that will set you free? “Bran Muffins” Guess: Love DD disagrees O (The Truth) 4 Jan-Michael to block: There is a well-known Japanese word that means “the Divine Wind”. What do we call it? (Something in Japanese) Guess: Sushi Marc disagrees X (Kamikaze) 5 Mike: Yakitori, Maguro and Kaki are things you might find where? “In Fresno around the dairy farms, the farmers get it on their boots.” Guess: Cities in Korea DD disagrees O (Japanese Restaurants) Marc has two spots to block, and if he gets either one, we’re in sudden death. 6 Kareem to block AND Secret Square ($3,288): Who said “Nice guys finish last?” Was it Vince Lombardi, Leo Durocher or General George S. Patton? Guess: “Daffy Duck” Durocher Marc agrees YOU MEANIE! X Lynn will decide this. Do you know what you’ve done, Marc?
7 Lynn to win: A musical question, give us the next line:
More than the greatest love the world has known
Guess: I cannot go on living alone (Not her key) DD disagrees TIE MATCH! (“This is the love I give to you alone”)
To recap: Both players have played eight questions and gotten eight right.
Round 3
Marc first 1 Uncle Milty: The Constitution limits the President to 8 years in office, but could George Bush serve for the next 20 years (as V.P.)? “Sure but who would ever know?” Guess: No Marc disagrees X (Vice Presidents have no term limit) 2 Lynn: According to a new study in L.A. Daily News, what is more fattening: Eating 500 calories of chocolate ice cream or 500 cal. of rye bread? Guess: “500 calories is 500 calories” Milton: “What a relief” DD disagrees O (Ice Cream, calories from fats are more than carbs) 3 Louie: What is a jib boom? “It’s a sound you make when you drop a jib.” Speaking of sound, the horn goes off. This decides the game. Guess: A fish Marc disagrees WIN! (Part of a sailboat) It’s 19-0!
DD’s grand total: $4,400 Plus the Trips Marc has $700 in cash.
One last choice, find the Mazda that’ll fit the key from the bowl.
RX-7
626 4-Door
B2000 Truck
323
626 Sports Coupe
Marc’s choice is the RX-7, and for good luck Kareem. Too bad they fit.
1…2…3…
Only wrong guess for the whole day. Marc won’t have to be perfect again tomorrow. He just has to win try for the cars again.
Hollywood Squares is owned by King World Productions a part of CBS Media Ventures.
Bill Engvall (playing for the Brent Eley House): Bill, Gail (wife of 45 yrs.), Emily (daughter), Travis (son) and Jeanne (mother) Larry the Cable Guy (Whitney) (playing for the Arnold Palmer Children’s Hospital of Orlando): Larry the Cable Guy, Cara (sis…err wife), Tom (brother who does Soloflex commercials), Debbie (sister) and Shirley (171 y.o. Mom)
Bill and Larry have already guaranteed the top prize of $50K for both charities. This game is just for bragging rights.
Round 1: Top 6 Answers
Tell me a traffic sign that best describes your love life. Larry: Yield #2 (24) Bill: What he hears all the time, Stop #1 (33) Engvall:
Gail: No Parking
Emily: Sharp Turns Ahead
Travis: Handicapped Spot
The Whitneys to Steal: “A Go Sign”…#3 or Close Enough. It’s 57 points.
STOP/RED LIGHT
33
ONE WAY
5
YIELD
24
CAUTION
5
GREEN LIGHT/GO
8
SLOW
8
Round 2: Top 7 Answers
Give me another word for “throw up”. Gail: Puke #2 (15) Cara: Vomit #1 (57) Whitneys:
Tom: Barf #4 (7)
Debbie: Regurgitate #3 (10)
Shirley: Sickly
Larry: Ralphs
Cara: Upchucks #5 (4)
Tom: Cookies
Engvalls to Steal: Hurl…#6 scores 93.
VOMIT
57
UPCHUCK
4
PUKE
15
HURL
3
REGURGITATE
10
HEAVE
2
BARF
7
TRIPLE ROUND: Top 4 Answers
Name a fib men tell about themselves at singles bars. Tom: “They’re Rich” #2 (31) Emily: “They’re Single” #1 (34) Engvalls:
Travis: Car
Jeanne: “I’m Hung” GRANDMA!!! #3 (23)
Bill: Their Age (Sweep for the Game, 381)
THEY ARE SINGLE
34
THEIR AGE
8
GOOD JOB/RICH
31
GOOD IN BED
23
SECOND MATCHUP
“Big Screen Bombshell” vs. “The Diva Queen of Comedy”
Vivica A.Fox (playing for the American Red Cross) Vivica A. “Team Captain of Team Foxy”, “Suggie” Alecia (sister), “Sarge” Marvin (brother), Sharday (niece) and “Sandman” William (brother) Mo’NiqueJackson (playing for Crystal Stairs) Mo’Nique, Sidney (husband), Eric (cousin), Rodney (Soul Brother #1) and Terence (very available cousin)
We know all the answers. If we don’t, we gonna cheat.
Mo’Nique backstage
Al is afraid this will end badly.
Round 1: Top 7 Answers
Name something Donald Trump has that’s big. Mo’Nique: Bank Account #1 (35) Jacksons:
Sidney: Hotels #2 (26, w/Casinos)
Eric: Houses #5 (6)
Rodney: Jewelry
Terence: Cars
Mo’Nique: Toupees, and she ain’t kidding #3 (13, just hair)
Sidney: Ego #6 (5)
Eric: Clothing
Foxes to Steal: Aircraft… Mo’Nique’s family gets 85.
BANK ACCOUNT/$
35
HOUSES
6
CASINOS/HOTELS
26
EGO
5
HAIR
13
YACHT
3
TRUMP TOWER/APARTMENTS
8
And they ignored William saying Trump Tower
Round 2: Top 5
Name something men never remember that women never forget. Sidney: Put the toilet seat down #5 Alecia: Anniversary #1 Marvin said their Mom never allowed too many dates around the house. Foxes:
Marvin: Valentine’s Day
Sharday: Wedding Vows
William: Paying Bills
Mo’Nique to steal: Taking out the Trash Vivica’s family scores 57.
ANNIVERSARY
55
TOILET SEAT DOWN
2
BIRTHDAY
24
FIRST DATE/MET
8
ARGUMENT
5
TRIPLE ROUND: Top 4 answers
Name something that breaks out. Marvin: “Teenagers…Acne, baby.” #1 (70, Skin/Face) Foxes:
Sharday: Inmates (24)
William: Animals
Vivica: ________
Alecia: ________
Mo’Nique to decide: A breakout performance… Foxes get it with 339.
SKIN/FACE
70
A BIRD FROM EGG
2
A PRISONER
24
EPIDEMIC/FLU
3
FINALS: Fox vs. Engvall Round 1: Top 6 Answers
Tell me a place where you deliberately lied… Bill (too soon): …to save your skin. Vivica: The Police #4 (16) Foxes:
Alecia: On the Job #1
Marvin: Confrontation
Sharday: Your Parents #2 (17, Counts as home)
William: Court of Law #3 (17)
Vivica: School #5 (15)
Alecia: Church (Complete, 90 Total)
WORK/INTERVIEW
20
SCHOOL
15
HOME
17
CHURCH
5
COURT
17
POLICE/JAIL
16
Round 2: Top 6 again
Name something every good couch potato needs. Gail: Remote #1 (52, w/TV) You see, it’s worth waiting to hear the whole question. Engvalls:
Emily: Junk Food #2 (25, all Food/Drink)
Travis: A Good Couch #3 (8, w/Chair)
Jeanne: Blankie
Bill: Comfortable Clothes
Gail: Pillows #4 (4)
Emily: A Friend #5 (3)
Travis: A Good Movie
Foxes to steal: TV Guide Engvalls take a two-point lead.
REMOTE CONTROL/TV
52
A FRIEND
3
FOOD/DRINK
25
EXERCISE
2
COUCH/CHAIR
8
PILLOWS
4
TRIPLE ROUND: Top 4 answers
Name something that gets ripped. Marvin: Clothing #1 (49 w/Nylon) Foxes:
Sharday: Runway
William: Belt is under clothes… and no backup
Vivica: People #3 (12)
Alecia: Paper #2 (33, also Junk Mail)
Marvin: Carpet
Engvalls to decide: Ripped abs…is under people…Heart Foxes are the champs! (372)
CLOTHES/NYLON
49
MUSIC CD
2
PAPER/JUNK MAIL
33
PEOPLE
12
Family Feud will add $10,000 to the $50K Bill already pitched in.
FAST MONEY
Questions:
Name a magazine or newspaper that celebrities hate
At what age is a teenager the most obnoxious?
Name something a woman wants to be big and fancy.
Name something beer comes in.
Name something angry people do.
Sharday:
US WEEKLY
8
0
HAT
5
BOTTLE
34
FIGHT
19
TOTAL
66
Vivica:
STAR
17
13
25
JEWELRY
26
CAN*
45
FIGHT+
12
TOTAL
191
*(Number #1 Answer) +(Repeated answer first) Remaining #1’s were “National Enquirer”, “15/16 y.o.” “House” and “Yell/Scream”
SO CLOSE…but hold on! It wouldn’t be charitable to give a big 0 to the Red Cross. They’ll get $25,000 just for Capt. Vivica getting this far.
Teri Cummings (Los Angeles, CA, originally from Jacksonville, FL, works for a plastic surgeon) Paula Sedarberg (originally from Ann Arbor MI, dental hygienist)
ROUND 1
HEAD STARTS
28 BEDROOM (Broyhill)
19 H’ME CARE PRODUCTS (Panel Magic)
8 CHEESE SPREADS (Woody’s)
16 DISH-WASHER (Maytag)
There are four wild cards up on the board. Matching two will be worth $250. The contestant keeps the cash no matter what.
Teri 9 (His&Her Bikes) and 6 (Encyclopedia) Paula3 (Take 1 Gift) and 27 (Cheese Spreads) Teri 13(WILD!) and 11(WILD!) $250 10 (Linens) and 24 (Encyclopedia) Paula 8 (Cheese Spreads) and 27MATCH! I was wondering when they were getting back to that. 1 (Bonus Number) and 20 (Bedroom) Teri 24 and 6NICE RECOVERY! 2 (H’me Care Products) and 14 (Bonus Number) Paula28 and 20 MATCH! 9 and 26 (Elec. Bar-B-Q) Teri10 and 21 (Take 1 Gift) Paula14 and 1MATCH! Well, they keep getting lost but finding their way back around. 4 (Dish-Washer) and 12 (Bonus Number) and 17 (His&Her Bikes) Teri 9 and 12AARGH! Paula Got 17 and 9 Right
Guess: A SLIP OF THE LIP WIN! ($1,121)
Ace + Lip Off The L + Hip
DOUBLE PLAY: Chevrolet Chevette 3 Dr.
$100 Puzzle: First “The Legend of Paul Revere” then “BUNYAN” (3 sec. left) The L + Head + Chin Off P + Awl Bun + Yawn
Car Puzzle: “I Say a Can-Hill Paul” WAY OFF! Ice + Hay A Lid + Hill P + Ray + R IV “U” I Say a Little Prayer for You
GAME 2
HEAD STARTS:
7 POOL TABLE (Frederick-Willys)
15 HAIR SPRAY (Adorn)
26 CANDY (Chick-o-Sticks)
13 REFRIG-ERATOR (Amana)
Paula4 (WILD!) and The Fridge 2 (Take 1 Gift) and 24 (Table Lamps) Teri28 (Take 1 Gift) and 2MATCH! 25 (Child’s Toys) and 11LUCKY! 22 (Field Glasses) and 1 (Hair Dryer) Paula27 (Refrigerator) and 10 (Take 1 Gift) Teri5 (Ladies’ Clothes) and 26 Paula 14 (Candy) and 26MATCH! 3 (Hair Spray) and 16 (Pool Table) Teri7 and 16MATCH! 19 (WILD!) and the Field Glasses (her intention?) 20 (Take 1 Gift) and 10 (Only has the Candy) 12 (Table Lamps) and 24MATCH AGAIN! And Paula is itching to guess. 8 (Recliner) and 30 (Bonus Number) Paula5 and 17 (Recliner) Teri8 and 17MATCH! 23 (Hair Dryer) and 6 (Bonus Number) BAD TIMING! Paula 30 and 6
Guess: THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY WIN!
The 1 Th + Hat Cot Hay + Weigh
DOUBLE PLAY #2
$100 Puzzle: ALL THE PRESIDENT’S MEN (took just 2 sec.) Awl The Prez + Saw + D + Ants M + Hen
Car: “The Who-pit-door Hiss Pla-net” CAN’T DO IT! J + Hoo + Pit + Door Hiss The L + Arch + Chest Pla + Net Jupiter Is The Largest Planet
$50 Puzzles
Teri: G + Air + “E” Coo + P + Oar GARY COOPER (Took 1 sec.)
Teri has $300 Cash.
Paula: Brick + Door (NO) Kr + On + Kite Wall + Door WALTER CRONKITE (Took 7 sec.)
Paula’s total: $1,371
Concentration is owned by NBCUniversal, a division of Comcast.
Karen Curtis (West L.A., married for 7 mon., works for property management company) ($10,500) John Wilson (Townsville, NC, after teaching for 7 years, has done traveling to Europe with a friend)
Both tied at 0-0
If you missed it, this match was painful. But John can end it with just one match.
B
If you can’t get that right…
Gene realizing B was played already.
John A: Nick said, “I could tell this was Popeye’s restaurant. When I walked it, ________ was on the table.”
John: SPINACH
Bart: SPINACH WIN!
Fannie spelled it “Spinich”, Brett and Bill said Olive Oyl
Despite the rough performance this time, Karen still has $10,500.
SUPER MATCH ________ THE CAR
Brett: My Mother Bart: Start Charles: Park John: START
$100
DRIVE
$250
PARK
$500
MY MOTHER
Brett gets the last laugh, while John gets stuck with parting gifts. We hope a better fate awaits our next two players
Jack Daniels (Providence RI, country radio DJ on vacation) Isetta Seberhagen (Mt. Prospect, IL, flight attendant, married to “Super Man” Fred, 11 m.o. son Brett and another on the way)
GAME 1-Round 1:
Jack A: Nancy said, “When I go out in the sun, I really like to roast. That’s why before I go to the beach, instead of suntan oil, I put ________ all over my body.
Jack: Cooking Oil
Gravy
Barbecue Sauce!
Gravy
Crisco
Butter
Barbque Sause
Isetta B: Wally the Wise Guy said to Herbie “Your girlfriend is like a car in the slums. Everybody wants to ________ her.”
Isetta; Steal
STRIP
Flatten Her Tires
STRIP
Fix Her Up
STRIP (Her Gears)
Steal Her Hubcaps
Charles gives Brett the “Pathetic Answer Award-1979”
Round 2 John B: One nurse said to the other, “I think that new surgeon used to be a butcher. After he took out that patient’s liver, he ________ it.”
A quick country song from Fannie then… Jack: Sliced
Chopped
(Wrong Answer)*
RIGHT!**
Chopped
Cut it up
*Cooked it in chicken fat, chopped it, mixed in a little hard-boiled egg and put it on crackers **Sliced it , weighed it, put it in a cardboard moisture-resistant tray and put cellophane over it and marked the price
Isetta A: Tom said, “This coffee is really terrible. It tastes like Joe DiMaggio cleaned his ________ in it.”
Isetta: Baseballs
Baseball Glove
Baseball Mitt
GLOVE
baseball bat
balls
Baseball Glove
Back to the showers for Isetta until Jack’s Super Match first thing tomorrow. Another musical number from Fannie:
I’m getting old, Sitting on this log, Because my cat’s growing up to be a dog.
He’s an Associated Vice President for an Internet company, not hurt by the Dotcom bust. Definitely could use that big money though.
$100
According to superstition, garlic worn around the neck protects a person from which of the following?
A: Werewolves
B: Bad weather
C: Vampires
D: Lasting relationships
D seems right but Dennis makes C his final answer…GOT IT!
$200
Which of these insects is closely related to the grasshopper?
A: Ladybug
B: Wasp
C: Butterfly
D: Cricket
Final answer is D…RIGHT AGAIN!
$300
On July 20, 1969, Neil Armstrong famously said, “The Eagle has” what?
A: Flown
B: Landed
C: Triumphed
D: Arrived
Docking in with B…it’s one small step to a million.
$500
In the Bible, God reveals himself to Moses in the form of a what?
A: Fruit tree
B: Snake
C: Burning bush
D: Golden calf
Dennis says C…HE DOES! “Or she does, I don’t know” (Mere)
$1,000
What credit card’s classic ads featured celebrities asking “Do you know me?”?
A: American Express
B: MasterCard
C: Visa
D: Diner’s Club
He’s not sure enough right now. Let’s turn to the audience!
A: 56%
B: 12%
C: 9%
D: 23%
His gut was telling him Visa, but he follows the crowd. They’re not always right…but they are this time.
$2,000
In 2001, Andre Agassi married what women’s tennis star in a private Las Vegas ceremony?
A: Lindsay Davenport
B: Jennifer Capriati
C: Martina Hingis
D: Steffi Graf
Dennis remembers hearing this. He goes with D…”Love Love” IT’S RIGHT!
DAY 2-FRIDAY
It’s been the biggest week so far, with winnings of over $596,000! If Dennis gets his share, he hopes to open “The Perfect Bar”, where all his buds can drink free all the time.
$4,000
The historic Ford’s Theatre is located in what U.S. city?
A: Washington, D.C.
B: Chicago
C: Philadelphia
D: Richmond
Dennis took a field trip and can see Ford’s Theatre in D.C.. Final answer is A…GOT IT!
$8,000
American tycoon Andrew Carnegie made his fortune in what industry?
A: Oil
B: Fur
C: Steel
D: Real Estate
Must be Carnegie Steel. C is locked in…HE’S SHINING!
$16,000
What John Waters movie was adapted into a hit Broadway musical that opened in 2002?
A: Hairspray
B: Cry Baby
C: Polyester
D: Pink Flamingos
Eileen (up to date with musicals and movies)
After a quick check, she goes with A. So does Dennis…NO DOUBT!
$32,000
A: Sudra
B: Kshatriya
C: Vaisya
D: Brahman
Brahman is standing out somehow. But to be sure…
It leaves Kshatriya with Brahman. David likes his guess more. D is his final answer…he must like WINNING!
$64,000
What type of animal is a snook?
A: Bird
B: Fish
C: Lizard
D: Insect
“In school, they always said, when in doubt guess C” C it is…NOPE! B was the answer.
Still a lot of drinks he can buy with $32K
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