O DeAnn Samplee (Bakersfield, CA, sign language instructor) She gives a demonstration following John’s instructions
X Fred Dybal (3-Day Champ: $3,100)
ROUND 1-DeAnn starts
1 Chris: According to USA Today, when an executive makes coffee for his secretary, it usually indicates he is what? “Paying her rent” Guess: Intending to fire her DeAnn disagrees O (He is a secure executive) 2 Edwin: On your desk are the words to one of the most time-honored Mother Goose Rhymes. Edwin will sing it:
The Eensy Weensy spider climbed up the water spout Down came the rain and washed the spied out Out came the sunshine and dried up all the rain (ALF gags) And the Eensy weensy spider climbed up the spout again.
Question: What country were the Mother Goose stories first published? Guess: Germany Fred disagrees X (England, 1760) 3 Fred: True or False? George Washington had a half-brother named Larry who served in the British Navy. And two other brothers Curly and Moe
Guess: True DeAnn agrees O 4 Finola to block: According to Redbook Magazine, is it better for you to take long hot showers or quick warm showers? “It depends who you’re with” Guess: Quick warm showers Fred agrees X (Hot showers dry the skin) 5 Rip to block: True or false? There’s a little amusement park in Oklahoma(True! False!) …where all the attractions are based on stories from the Bible. “My favorite is Sodom and Gomorrah land” Guess: True DeAnn agrees O (DeAnn’s husband is a Baptist Minister) Fred can only block one at a time 6 Shirley to block: According to superstition, why do wedding guests throw rice at newlyweds? “Toasters are too dangerous” Guess: For good luck Fred agrees WRONG! (So they’ll have many children) 7 Shirley to win (Sorry, ALF): According to Health Magazine, if a hotel wants to keep Frank Sinatra happy, it should always have a jar of it waiting for him. A jar of what? Guess: Spaghetti sauce DeAnn disagrees WIN! (Peanut Butter)
SECRET SQUARE: Trip to Puerto Vallarta, MX (Western Airlines; Buganvillias Sheraton)
Fred starts 1 Fred (making up for being a short-tempered cook yesterday): According to the book “How to Use Colors to Sell”, customers who like red are extroverted. Customers who like yellow are intellectual. What are customers who like purple? Red(Extrovert) + Blue(Sad) = Insane people Guess: Artistic people Fred (the contestant) disagrees O 2 Chris: The early Romans brought live chickens to the table and dumped them in red wine. Why did they do this? “They wanted to drown them”| Guess: To prepare them for plucking DeAnn disagrees O (To Flavor the birds) 3 Finola to block: Does Cosmopolitan think you’ll get better service by flirting a little? Guess: Yes Fred agrees WRONG! (Flirting could be misinterpreted) 4 Finola to win: According to New Woman Magazine, do couples who sleep together get more or less sleep than when either partner sleeps alone. Guess: Less DeAnn disagrees X (Around 30 times a night) John got lost on who gets the Square. DITTO! 5 Mindy: 800 women from over 12 nations have appeared on “Facts of Life.”
…met in Washington D.C. recently. What was the #1 issue discussed? Guess: Nuclear disarmament Fred disagrees X (Lack of attention to women’s issues) 6 ALF to block: Just before Monday’s show our staff played a joke on John that the show had a new sponsor. Larva, a gag soft drink. We see the outtakes as John struggles to keep his composure. What we didn’t see is John actually drink the stuff. Did he? “That was a clip. Looked like a pilot” Guess: “No one’s that stupid, then again” DeAnn agrees, show the clip: HE DID! 6 ALF to win: “I apologize, you are that stupid” Question: What’s a finger wave? Moving your finger up and down (ALF Demonstrates) Guess: A Hairdo Fred agrees TIE GAME! (Method of setting hair) Secret Square: Edwin
ROUND 3
DeAnn starts 1 Chris (HONK!) to decide: This screen goddess of the 50s who starred in such movies as Vertigo, Pal Joey, Bell Book and Candle, recently made her debut on TV’s Falcon Crest. Who is she? Guess: Kim Novak DeAnn agrees NEW CHAMPION!
Fred’s total winnings: $3,600 and a home version of Price is Right
Are the signs with DeAnn? She picks a new key from John’s bowl. Which Jeep will she go for?
Wrangler
Comanche X
Cherokee Chief
Wagoneer Limited
Grand Wagoneer
DeAnn wants the big one, the Grand Wagoneer ($25,049). And since it’s Friday, everyone is her good luck celebrity, except ALF. He busy guzzling Larva, “I’m gonna go spin a web now”
3…2…1…VVROOM! ($25,749)
A toast to DeAnn’s first-day car win!
I wanted LARVA, DAMNIT! LARVA!
Two new contestants on Monday and these nine new celebs!
Gil Gerard (Sidekicks)
Ahmad Rashad (NBC Sports)
Brad Garrett
Pat McCormick
Arleen Sorkin (Days of Our Lives)
Bob Vila (This Old House)
Sarah Purcells (Real People)
Jose Feliciano
Betty White
Hollywood Squares is owned by King World Productions a part of CBS Media Ventures.
Freda Merrick (married w/two kids, administrative specialist for computer company)
Bonnie Taft (MO, elementary teacher, married, earning Masters at Long Beach State)
ROUND 1 (FREE LOOK GAME)
HEAD STARTS:
13: ELECTRIC RANGE (Kelvinator)
21: IMPORT CHEESE (Danish Cheese)
28: BABY FRESH’NER (Diaparene)
19: WASHER & DRYER (Maytag)
Freda7 (Mini Library) and 24 (Outdoor Furn.) Bonnie5 (Mattress Set) and 17LUCKY! 6 (C. B. Radio) and Back to 24 Freda29 (C.B. Radio) and 6MATCH! 15 (Take 1 Gift) and Back to 21 Bonnie9 (Free Look) No waiting, we just reveal that square right now. 26 (Take) and 10 (Baby Fresh’ner) Freda19 and 7UGH! Bonnie10 and 28THAT’S BETTER! 30 (Electric Range) and 13MATCH! 21 and 15 Freda1 (Bonus Number) and 25LUCKY! 16 (Take) and 27 (Free Look) and 4 OFF THE HOOK! She takes the Range from Bonnie. 20 (WILD!) and 2 (Import Cheese) 14 (Crepe Maker) and 26 (Take) and 3 (WILD!) Freda chooses the Take and the Mattress 18 (Bonus Number) and 22 (Crepe Maker) Bonnie11 (Washer & Dryer) and 19NICE SAVE! 14 and 22GOT IT RIGHT! 15 and 21OOPS! Freda12 (Outdoor Furn.) and 24MATCH! (Over $1,400) Guess: JUST FOR OLD TIME’S SAKE WIN! $1,497
Chest 4 Hole + D Tie + M S + Hay + K
DOUBLE PLAY: Chevrolet Chevette
$100 Puzzle: I’ll Be In…Scottle For, “I’ll be in Scotland Before You” (4 sec. Left) Aisle Bee Inn S + Cot + L + Hand Bee + IV “U”
Car Puzzle: Betty Dugal…NOPE! P + Ad + Tee D + Hoo + K P + Oar + Tray + D Heh + Link + “L” + Ear PATTY DUKE PORTRAYED HELEN KELLER
ROUND 2
HEAD STARTS
18 REC. SOFA (La-Z-Boy)
26 HONEY (Sue Bee)
7 HOME WAVE (Toni)
15 2 PORT. T.V.’S (Panasonic B&W)
Bonnie1 (Treas’re Finder) and 14 (Wild!) 22 (Treas’re Finder) and 10 (Bonus) Freda4 (Rec. Sofa) and 18MATCH! 30 (Bonus) and 10MATCH! 21 (Take) and 9 (Kitchen Ware) and 6 (Honey) Bonnie26 and 6SWEET! 3 (His & Her Bikes) and Back to 22 Freda29 (Home Wave) and 7MATCH! 27 (Bonus) and 5 (T.V. Games) Bonnie25 (Sewing Machine) and 12LUCKY! (Over $800) 20 (Kitchen Ware) and 13 (Linens) Freda22 and 11 (Take) Bonnie11 and 21 Takes so much time concentrating on the board, she forgets about the take. Finally chooses the Sofa. (Up to $1,400) 28 (Take) and 2 (2 Port. T.V.’s) Freda15 and 2MATCH! 3 and 28OOPS! Bonnie22 and 20AARGH! Freda24 (Linens) and 5OH, COME ON! Bonnie13 and 24THANK HEAVENS! Guess: A HEROIC WELCOME WRONG! 23 (His & Her Bikes) and 3MATCH! (Over $2,000) Guess: A HERO’S WELCOME THAT’S BETTER!
A H + Ear + Rose Well + Comb
DOUBLE PLAY #2
$100 Puzzle: A Lass Duz Ant Leaf Here N-more, A Lass Doesn’t Leave Here…UH OH! AH + Lass DUZ + Ant Leaf H + Ear “N” + Knee M + Oar ALICE DOESN’T LIVE HERE ANYMORE
$50 Puzzles
Freda: BARNEY MILLER (No hesitation) Barn + Knee Mill + Ear
Bonnie: Monty Awl, MONTY HALL M + On + Tea H + Awl
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Terry Johnson (married, plays viola in a small orchestra, taught in Germany and now 4th grade in Cali.) 0 Frank Lockett (member of the L.A. Fire Department, likes water skiing and camping) 0
GAME 1-Round 2
Frank A: Ken said “My wife is really getting fat! Not only does she have a spare tire around her stomach, she has a spare tire around her ________.”
This oughta be an easy one for you, Chubby!
Gene to David
Frank: Boobs
Chin
Big Fat Mouth
Neck
Ankles
Butt
Mouth
Terry B: Mr. and Mrs. Smith said, “This summer we’re trying something new. We’re sending our dog to camp and we’re sending our son to ________.”
Terry: The Kennel
David: The Kennel WIN!
Brett: A Very Nice Kennel
Debralee and Patti: The Pound (which likely would’ve scored, too)
Audience: Obedience School
Frank is sent back to the camp house until the next game.
SUPER MATCH ________ A PICTURE
Patty: Pretty as Charles: Draw Brett: Take Terry: TAKE
$100
PRETTY AS
$250
PAINT
$500
TAKE
HEAD-TO-HEAD: Debralee (just past the left star) ________ SHERRY
Terry: Cooking Debralee: Dry (thought of Cooking first)
GAME 2-ROUND 1
Frank A: Dumb Donald said, “I just built a swimming pool, but I didn’t want anyone to drown, so I filled it with ________.”
Frank: Dirt
Feathers
Cement
Cement
Cement
Sand
Jello
Frank’s record: 0-18
Terry B: Did you hear about the crazy scientist who invented a perfume for delicatessen waitresses? It’s called “Eau de ________”.
Terry: Salami
Camembert
Picklee’
Pickle Juice
Pastrami
Salami
Lox
Gene’s answer: Eau de Bologne
ROUND 2
Terry B: Jim said, “I have the world’s toughest dog. Today he was out on the yard barbecuing a ________.”
Terry: The Mailman
Bear
A 7-year-old boy who lived next door
A Hot Man
Dog Catcher
Marinated Burglar
Patty is upset everyone doesn’t agree hers is the definitive answer.
Frank A: Howard Cosell said, “I have the acute feeling my wife is no longer enamored of me. Today, she scoured the oven with my ________.”
Frank: Toupee
Toope
Rug, Toupee, Wig, etc.
<— with my*
Toupee
Toupee
Toupee
Pointing to Charles’s version
Even Frank couldn’t blow that! Terry leaves with her $500, Frank will have to wait for his stash tomorrow. But first, that great impersonator…DAVID DOYLE.
“Who stole the strawberries” Brett and Charles: James Cagney
“Why they say James Cagney?” Brett and Charles: James Garner
“There’s nothing funny about this group” Brett and Charles (All totally rehearsed): Liberace
On a scale of 1-10, Gene ranks this routine at -8.
Ron doesn’t have any characters like the last contestant did, at least not on Family TV.
$100
According to a popular saying, “People who live in glass houses shouldn’t” do what?
A: Throw stones
B: Raise eyebrows
C: Build walls
D: Watch Cinemax
That would be A, right…RIGHT!
$200
What classic nursery rhyme character is described as a “merry old soul”?
A: Little Jack Horner
B: Georgie Porgie
C: Old King Cole
D: Humpty Dumpty
Ron believes it’s C…AND A MERRY OLD SOUL IS HE!
$300
According to a classic children’s song, “Who can take the sunlight” and “sprinkle it with dew”?
A: The Cookie Man
B: The Candy Man
C: The Ice Cream Man
D: The Pudding Man
He’s going with B…YESSIR!
$500
A person suffering from astigmatism would most likely wear which of the following?
A: Eyeglasses
B: Hearing aid
C: Neck brace
D: Retainer
Ron can see his final answer: A…and Meredith can “see a man who just won $500”
$1,000
The title of a popular men’s magazine, “GQ” is short for “Gentleman’s” what?
A: Quintessential
B: Queries
C: Quality
D: Quarterly
He’s got this too! It’s D…PIECE OF CAKE!
$2,000
The pen-shaped instrument used with electronic organizers is called a what?
A: Saber
B: Stylus
C: Awl
D: Nib
We found his weakness, not being very tech savvy. Luckily there are a lot of people behind him that could help.
A: 4%
B: 76%
C: 7%
D: 13%
That’s what Ron was thinking. B is the final answer…ALL GOOD!
$4,000
Which of these animals is also known as an anteater?
A: Aardvark
B: Platypus
C: Sloth
D: Muskrat
Not that the audience is done, he doesn’t have to worry about what he says…well, not entirely. Ron believes Aardvark means “Earth Pig” and he knows a few sloths from work. He’s not one here, locking in A…GOT IT!
$8,000
In the 1988 movie “Rain Man”, Raymond insists on buying his underwear from what retailer?
A: Wal-Mart
B: Woolworth
C: JC Penney
D: Kmart
Ron quickly picking D, but a bit of a pause to confirm…DEFINITELY, DEFINITELY KMART
Tom Cruise in the movie said Kmart sucks. Will Ron starts going? No, sticking to Wal-Mart or what GQ says.
$16,000
Since 1998, Lance Armstrong has ridden in the Tour de France with a team sponsored by which of the following?
A: United States Navy
B: Reebok
C: U.S. Postal Service
D: Microsoft
“I Like the Question” Ron’s a big fan of Lance, an American Hero.
Anyway, Ron picks A…AND DELIVERING A RIGHT ANSWER!
The video didn’t have the next segment. I can tell you that he got the $32,000 without using another lifeline. Good thing, because he needed both for the next question.
$64,000
The Amazon river originates in what country?
Ron’s friend said it’s Peru, but that’s not good enough.
A: Colombia
B: Peru
He’ll locks in B and…
Did Ron think Meredith was being cold? Time to warm him up…IT’S PERU!
$125,000
A $40 million endowment created in 1924 prompted Trinity College to change its name to what?
A: Emory University
B: Vanderbilt University
C: Rice University
D: Duke University
He quickly pivots toward D. “I Shouldn’t say I know it” Ron does figure the “Duke” isn’t John Wayne. $125K is four years salary and probably a sweet monster truck. He’d said he wouldn’t guess after 64K, is this more than a “guess”.
It is! D is the final answer.
“Stop doubting yourself”
$250,000
Who was emperor of Rome when Jesus Christ was crucified?
Already he’s saying “NO WAY!” At least see the choices Ron!
A: Tiberius
B: Claudius
C: Titus
D: Nero
He was thinking Pontius Pilate. Titus is popping out, but it’s only a guess this time. TIME TO GO! The Answer…A.
Who Wants to be a Millionaire? is owned by Embassy Row, a division of Sony Pictures Television.
O Helene Salor (San Gabriel, CA, likes horseback riding, spending time with her son and works as a waitress) X Fred Dybal (2-Day Champ, graphic designer)
Round 1-Helene first
1 Shirley: According to ??? Magazine, these kinds of TV programs combine the glitter of game show with the hard sell of old-time commercials. What are they? (Name lost in video cutoff) “Religious shows” Guess: Courtroom Dramas Helene disagrees O (Home Shopping Shows) 2 Fred, who’s demonstrating how to make pancakes for Thanksgiving. According to Webster, is there any difference between flapjacks and pancakes? Guess: They’re the same Fred the contestant agrees X 3 Steven: Do you do bed scenes? No, and those that do get a lot of lip injures Real Question: A Frontier cowboy’s most precious possession was his horse. What was his most important tool? Guess: His gun Helene agrees X (His Rope) 4 ALF: Tina Turner and Madonna both made this dubious top 10 list. What list did they both make? “Both women who could squirt pudding” Stop reading those tabloids, ALF! Guess: Best Dressed List Fred disagrees X (Worst Dressed) Helene has two spots to block 5 Mindy to block: According to veterinarian Michael Garvey, is it okay to give your dog some of your chocolate bar? “No, let him get his own” Guess: Yes Helene agrees WRONG! (Gives them gas, Helene replies “No wonder my dog’s sick”)
6 Mindy to win: The Abominable Snowman is said to live in the Himalayas, the Loch Ness Monster is said to dwell in Scotland, where does legend say Bigfoot comes from? “Reebokia” (Mindy apologizes) Guess: The Andes Mountains Fred disagrees WIN! (North America)
SECRET SQUARE: Trip to Orlando, FL (Delta; @ Sea World Wyndham)
Helene 1 Edwin: What’s it called when a member of the Senate makes an exceptionally long speech in order to prevent a vote? Guess: Filibuster (thanks to Edwin’s first news job for the Senate 45 years ago) Helene agrees O (“You can trust that Face”) 2 Finola: It used to begin on the last Sunday in April, but next year, it will begin on the first Sunday in April. What is it? “The Christmas Sales” Guess: The Baseball Season Fred disagrees X (Daylight Saving Time) 3 ALFSECRET SQUARE! (So Helene can visit her former stomping grounds) Who was the first man in space?: Yuri Gagarin, John Glenn or Alan Shepherd? Guess: Glenn Helene agrees X (Yuri) 4 Mindy: It’s a white ash that grows from 75 years. It’s cut down, split and baked for 8 months. What is made out of it? “Bagels” Guess: Railroad tires Fred disagrees X (Baseball Bats) As a Jewish girl, Mindy knew about bagels. As for baseball, she just files nails in the dugout. 5 Fred to block: According to Dr. Joyce Brothers, if your child walks in while you and your spouse are making love, what should you do? First, “Put down that camera” Guess: Bring it out in the open Helene disagrees WRONG! 6 Fred for Fred to win: Nero couldn’t have possibly fiddled while Rome burned. Why not? “His Violin Teacher started the fire with his fiddle” “Someone’s not gonna get pancakes today.” Guess: The fiddle hadn’t been invented Fred agrees $1,000 WIN!
ROUND 3
Helene starts 1 Edwin: According to World Book, what is the Bumble Bee’s worst enemy? Rimsky-Korsakov (Wrote “Flight of the Bumblebees”) ALF “Go Back to News” Guess: DDT Helene disagrees X (Close enough to man)
2 Shirley: Music time:
When I’m calling you Will you answer too That means I offer my love to you To be your own If You refuse me I will be blue And waiting all alone
Shirley and ALF duet The Indian Love Song
Question: Who is best remembered for singing that duet in the movies? Guess: Jeanette MacDonald and Nelson Eddy Fred agrees X 3 Fred to block: In 1960, Soviet Premier Nikita Khrushchev disrupted a meeting at the United Nations by banging something on the table. Richard Nixon’s head Guess: Took off his shoe Helene agrees O 4 Chris (HONK!): A 17-year-old girl can’t be admitted to an X-rated movie alone. Could she be allowed into the movie if you go with her? Chris pleads the fifth as first. Guess: Absolutely not Fred agrees X
Helene only gets $100. Fred wins with $1,300 ($3,100 Total)
Now Fred can get an early Christmas present in one of these Jeeps:
Comanche X
Cherokee Chief
Grand Wagoneer
Fred picks the Cherokee ($14,997) with Mindy, Chris and Rip.
1…2…3…
UH-OH! Still no luck. I’m sure there’s a pancake waiting for him, though. Happy Thanksgiving!
Hollywood Squares is owned by King World Productions a part of CBS Media Ventures.
Barbara Cunningham (married, three children Brandy (4), Lisa (2) and Scottie (1) (named by booze) Phil Brockman (married to a Japanese w 2 y.o. Nana Kathleen)
HEAD STARTS:
29 DINING ROOM (Broyhill Americana)
6 HOME WAVE (Toni)
20 MACARONI DINNER (Golden Grain Macaroni and Cheddar)
4 DIGITAL WATCHES (Helbros Minicom)
This time Jack is sure, it’s another special game. CALL 3 You get up to three picks each turn, unless you make a match in two.
Barbara1 (Macaroni Dinner) and 20 9 (Stone-Ware) and 22 (Sheets, Spreads) and 24 (Mattress Set) Phil17 (Stone-Ware) and 9MATCH! 21 (Digital Watches) and 4MATCH! ($600 Total) 7 (Air Hockey) and 25 (Home Wave) and 6MATCH! 2 (Take 1 Gift) and 28LUCKY! (but he can only take the macaroni) 27 (Love Stories) and 10 (Sheets, Spreads) and 22MATCH! 11 (Take 1 Gift) and 30 (Ice Cr’m Maker) and 8 (Felt Pen) Barbara26 (10 Spd. Bikes) and 11 and 3 (Dining Room) Phil16 (Felt Pen) and 18 (Take) and 11MATCH! (but a wasted take) Guess: GETTING FORTY WINKS WRONG! 15 (Mattress Set) and 26 and 23 (WILD!) Getting to choose, he takes the Mattress 14 (Air Hockey) and 7GOAL! 3 and 24 and 19 (10 Spd. Bikes) WHAT A MESS! Barbara29 and 3 Guess (after a few sec.): CATCHING FORTY WINKS WIN!
Cat + CH + Ink Fort + Tea Wink + Z
DOUBLE PLAY: Chevrolet Chevette
$100 Puzzle: The Navel A Cat Toe Me, The Naval Academy is in Naples…Annapolis. She gets the full title before the buzzer. THE N + Hay + Veil A + Cat + Toe + ME IS Inn “N”+ Apple + Hiss
ROUND 2-Back to Normal
HEAD STARTS:
9 VEGAS VAC. (@ California)
30 WOOD FINISHER (Wipe-On Zar)
11 HOME FIX-ITS (Epoxy Bond)
5 REF. FREEZER (Amana)
Phil29 (Take) and 1 (Lamps) Barbara20 (Bonus) and 22 (Vegas Vac.) Phil9 and 22JACKPOT! 5 and 26 (Carpet Prods.) Barbara7 (Carpet Prods.) and 26MATCH! 11 and 1UGH! Phil23 (35mm Camera) and 10 (Bonus) Barbara20 and 10 3 (Bonus) and 28 (Home Fix-Its) and 21 (BONUS) Hope she does better with this one 29 and 6LUCKY AGAIN! (Vegas is her) 25 (Ref. Freezer) and 5MATCH! Guess: AGAINST MY BETTER JUDGMENT WIN! ($1,143)
Egg + H + ST M + Eye Bed + Door Judge + Men + T
DOUBLE PLAY #2
$100 Puzzle: I Love You a Bush Of…I LOVE YOU A BUSHEL AND A PECK (Half of the Time) Aisle + UV “U” A Bush + Shell & A Peg + K
Car Puzzle: Artur Grange Was Called…NOT GETTING IT! R + Head GR + Range WUZ K + Awl + D THE Gull + Up Ink G + Hoe + S RED GRANGE WAS CALLED THE GALLOPING GHOST (Not Gourmet)
MONEY GAME
Barbara1 (50 Rubles) and 13 (Take) Neil30 (Take) and 19 (Wild!) PHEW! 7 (150 Kroner) and 17 (250 Marks) Barbara9 (250 Marks) and 17MATCH! 27 (500 Rupees) and 10 (100 Guilders) Neil16 (300 Francs) and 25 (20,000 Yen) Barbara11 (2,000 Soles) and 21 (Take) Neil24 (25,000 Lire) and 8 (300 Francs) Barbara25 and 2 (Take) Neil 21 and 2 (Takes the Marks) 11 and 27 OOPS! Barbara3 (1,000 Pesetas) and 28 (Take) Neil15 (Take) and 28WASTED ANOTHER ONE! 12 (20,000 Yen) and 25MATCH! ($184 Total) 26 (1,000 Forint) and 5 (500 Rupees)
TIME!
Barbara (after 7 sec.): Faster Than a Speeding Bullet $100 WIN!
Fez + Tear TH + Hen Ace + “B” + Ding Bull + IT
Neil winds up with nothing! Barbara’s Total: $2,677
Concentration is owned by NBCUniversal, a division of Comcast.
Today, Gene and Bill have matching suits, and they’re also matching the set. Debralee’s dress also blends into the green area.
Mike Madwin (elementary teacher, counselor, home tutor, student and author) ($250) Tina Brigham (Manhattan Beach, CA, works for a temp service agency)
Tina leads the first half of this re-match 4-0.
Mike A: Sally said, “I raised my daughter by the book. Unfortunately the book was written by ________.”
Mike: Jacquelin Susann (“Valley of the Dolls” author)
Polly Adler
Xavier Hollander
Xavier Hollander
Masters & Johnson
Hugh Hefner
The Three Stooges
ROUND 2 Tina B: Riddle: What happens when two bags of sugar get married?
The Answer: They go out and raise a little ________
Tina: Cube-let
Cane
Cane
Mike A: Jake said, “This weather is really terrible. (HOW TERRIBLE IS IT??!!) We need this weather like a mermaid needs ________s”
Mike: Pantyhose The audience is not a fan, Gene demonstrates how hard it is for a mermaid to get into “No Nonsense”.
Pantyhose
Tails
Scales
Shoes
Wings
Pantyhose
Couldn’t wiggle out a win, Mike will hopefully get some sleep. Still has $250.
SUPER MATCH EUGENE ________
Brett: O’Neill Patty: McCarthy David: Roach
WHO IS EUGENE ROACH? It’s David’s actor buddy with a new show this year. Charles has a better answer, Roach invented the clip you use to hold marijuana.
Tina: O’NEILL
$100
RAYBURN
$250
OREGON
$500
O’NEILL
“Do I look like a Eugene, I ask you”
HEAD-TO-HEAD: David ________ SPEAKING
Tina: Frankly David: “I just hate this game” PLAIN
Since you don’t feel the same way Bosley does, let’s get another match going.
Terry Johnson (married with two children and a husband who’s “terrific most of the time”, plays viola in a small orchestra, taught in Germany and now 4th grade in Cali.) Frank Lockett (Los Angeles, CA, member of the L.A. Fire Department, likes water skiing and camping)
Oh, and Frank’s a snappy dresser, too!
GAME 1-Round 1
Terry A: All the tourists at Mt. Rushmore are AMAZED! Because right next to the bust of George Washington, they added the bust of ________.
David finished early, so he talked about “Charlie’s Angels” two-hour season premiere, shot in the Virgin Islands.
Terry: Martha Raquel (Welch) would’ve been better
Dolly Parton
Dolly Parton
Raquel Welch*
Dolly Parton
Dolly Parton
Dolly Parton
*The Stolen Answer Award from Brett We also got a long story from Gene about Buffalo Meat
Frank B: Weird Willie is REALLY WEIRD (HOW WEIRD IS HE??!!) He just went through the Tunnel of Love on ________.
Gene gives a hands-on explanation of the Tunnel of Love to Patty. HHMMM! HHMMM! Moving On!
Frank: Innertubes
Water Skiis
Roller Skates*
Water Skis
Water Skis
Water Skis
Water Beds
*Holding an umbrella over his head with valves to keep him up
“Let’s get with it.” but not right now. Gotta say goodbye.
So mean to Old Yeller! Anyway, Lynn guesses C….YES!
$200
A person normally holds his index finger to his lips to tell someone to do what?
A: Smile
B: Be quiet
C: Sing a song
D: Have a drink
She whispers b…right
$300
A classic Meineke ad campaign featured customers saying, “I’m not gonna pay a lot for this” what?
A: Dishwasher
B: Plane ticket
C: Mortgage
D: Muffler
Speak up this time, Lynn. She does with a guess of D…3 FOR 3!
$500
Seven-card stud is a popular variety of what card game?
A: Poker
B: Bridge
C: Canasta
D: Hearts
She goes all in on A…and Meredith should know. Her 11-year-old son taught her the game WOW!BUT THIS IS A SURE BET!
$1,000
“Au” is the chemical symbol for what element?
A: Gold
B: Iron
C: Aluminum
D: Silver
Final answer for guaranteed money: A…GOOD AS (you know)
Lynn is shining! What else should we know about here? She an office manager with a stepdaughter, and she believes TV can get you into shape. No really! Just tape what you want and start the treadmill. Really helps with tightening your buns. Lynn’s playlist includes Millionaire where she hits pause to make her guess. Meredith takes credit for those buns.
$2,000
From 1990 to 1997, John Major served as the prime minister of what country?
A: Israel
B: Canada
C: Australia
D: United Kingdom
Lynn thinks it was before Tony Blair of England! D is her final answer…RIGHTO!
$4,000
Which of these words means “to complain”?
A: Mervsch
B: Kvetch
C: Nosh
D: Schlep
Quickly locks in B…Stop Kvetching. YOU’RE RIGHT AGAIN!
$8,000
Musicians Jimmy Page and Robert Plant were members of which of these famous rock and roll bands?
A: The Grateful Dead
B: The Who
C: Led Zeppelin
D: The Doors
“I haven’t the faintest idea”
A: 11%
B: 10%
C: 66%
D: 13%
Lynn will take them up. C is the final answer…“They are so smart”
$16,000
What college town provides the setting for the 1979 movie “Breaking Away”?
A: Ann Arbor, Michigan
B: Madison, Wisconsin
C: Columbus, Ohio
D: Bloomington, Indiana
She has a friend, Mike Kelly, but she won’t need to call him. Mike was in the city when the movie was filmed. That would be D…“Your guts be good”
$32,000
What classic children’s book begins, “Her are Paul and Judy. They can do lots of things”?
A: Goodnight Moon
B: Pat the Bunny
C: In the Night Kitchen
D: The Snowy Day
NOW she has a friend to dial
John who works in D.C. He jumps on it when she says B. “I Love You”
Lynn believes in love. Final answer is B…Meredith read the book and thought she’s WRONG!
Yes…MEREDITH WAS WRONG!
We take a moment to say hi to Lynn’s husband Kevin. Addressing her bubbly demeanor the slogan around the house is “Do what she says, no one gets hurt”. They meet while building a plane that was sold to pay for the house. If she wins the million, Lynn’s buying a new one.
$64,000
A major seaport, Riga is the capital of what European country?
A: Croatia
B: Estonia
C: Latvia
D: Lithuania
Remembering she still has a lifeline…
A and C remain
Lynn thought of Latvia when they all came up, and she believes it’s not landlocked but Croatia is. Time to lock in C…IT’S GOOD!
$125,000
In the “Archie” comic book series, what is Jughead’s real first name?
A: Cedric
B: Forsythe
C: Maxwell
D: Jeffrey
“I do not know and I will not guess” Time to ground this mission.
B was the answer
You’re one of the happiest contestants I’ve ever seen.
Mere’s final parting words
Who Wants to be a Millionaire? is owned by Embassy Row, a division of Sony Pictures Television.
Host: Larry “Bud” Melman Announcer: Shadoe Stevens
Debbie Reynolds
John Davidson
Mariette Hartley
Rich Hall “Snigglets”
Gladys Knight
Andrew Stevens
New Edition
Pudgy
Milton Berle
That’s right, Melman has taken over the host bench. Two new players have taken the contestant’s podium.
X Bruce Berman O Ruth Swizlo
The game’s still the same. And there are five cars, Toyotas, any one our contestants can win.
And Let Me Tell You, There’s Nothing like a Spiffy New Sled to Impress the Babes. LAUGH
Cue Card
Okay, time to get serious. John and Bud go back to their regular positions.
ROUND 1-Starting with Ruth
1 Mariette: What recently made news when it celebrated its 350th birthday? “The line “Of course, I’ll respect you in the morning.” Guess: Saint Augustine, Florida Ruth disagrees O (Harvard University) 2 Gladys (without the Pips): A few bars from “Heard it Through the Grapevine” and then the question. True or False: The expression “Heard it Through the Grapevine” goes back to Civil War days. Guess: True (Gossip has been happening for years) Bruce agrees X (Used when telegraph wines broke onto grapevines) 3 Debbie: Among gems, nothing is harder than a diamond, but what comes after the diamond? “Whether it be a emerald, and a ruby and me, darling” (Zsa Zsa Gabor impression) Guess: Ruby Ruth agrees X (Sapphire) But come on, they’re both stronger together
4 Uncle Milty for the Win: It’s music trivia with New Edition! Here’s a song from their new album “Duke of Earl” and Milton will finish the lyric.
Duke, Duke, Duke Duke of Earl, Duke, Duke
“Change my Earl”? Guess: Milty can’t put the whole phrase together, but something about “I’ve wandered around the world” Bruce disagrees WIN! (Just “Duke of Earl”, again and again and again….)
SECRET SQUARE: Trip to Hollywood…FL (Eastern; @ Diplomat)
Ruth again 1 Mariette: According to USA Today “they take more “pie chart”” Correction: They are less likely to wear seat belts and they tend to lose control of their cars more often. Who are they? “Compulsive Overeaters” Guess: Drinkers Ruth agrees X (Smokers) 2 Gladys “Ms. Songbird”: According to Webster’s, if a singer is using an artificially produced high voice, he or she singing in what? “Very tight pants” Guess: Falsetto Bruce agrees X 3 New Edition to block: As big basketball fans, you should know this. When an official grabs his wrist and holds both arms over his head, he’s calling a holding penalty. What does it mean when he places his hands on his waist? “He lost his belt” Guess: Blocking Penalty Ruth agrees O 4 Uncle Milty: Who was Washington Irving? “George Washington’s Tailor on 46th Street” Guess: The author of Rip Van Winkle Bruce agrees X And Ruth has two spots to watch for. 5 Debbie to block: True or false? Sigmund Freud once observed that we have two basic instincts, sex and anger. Why does Zsa Zsa get all the sex questions? Guess: True Ruth disagrees WRONG! 6 Debbie to win: According to the academy of general dentistry, is it a good idea to pick your teeth? “Well, you have to be sure they fit good first” Guess: No Bruce agrees O 7 Rich to win: According to UCLA’s Health Insights, what is the main thing a sex therapist should NEVER EVER do? “Bring a Camera” Guess: Give up on you Ruth disagrees TIE GAME! (Becomes involved with a patient physically) Secret Square: Pudgy
Word of advice, Bruce: Should’ve gone with Andrew on that last one.
ROUND 3: Tie-Breaker
Bruce is up 1 Uncle Milty: According to Dear Abby, is it okay to ask someone “Have you had a facelift?” Milton was at a loss for words at one point. Guess: No Bruce disagrees O (Uncle Milty will be at the Long Beach Terrace Theater on the 15th w/Henny Youngman “A Night of a 1001 Laughs”
Mariette: Have you ever had a facelift? Milton: Oh, Shut Up!
2 Mariette: Olivia de Haviland, who just turned 70 years old, says she regrets that she never had a lasting one because it takes great wisdom to make one work. What? “A Power Mower” or “My Hair Dryer” Guess: A Relationship with a man Ruth agrees Well, the answer is marriage, so it’s not close enough? X
3 Gladys: French hunters were the first to do it. It involved a whole hog, ox or other large animal, and was usually performed in an open field. Today, it’s known as what? “You are so fresh, John” Guess: Barbecuing Bruce agrees X (From the French word for Whiskers and Tail) 4 New Edition to block: According to Ebony Magazine, what group was originally known as the Primettes? Guess: “Gladys and the Knights” or Pips Ruth agrees WRONG! (The Supremes) 5 New Edition to win HONK! or for another tie. Two young Miami (Florida) women recently paid Don Johnson $5,000 a piece, then each got to kiss him and do something else with him. What? Guess: Pose in Play Girl Bruce disagrees CHAMPION! (To be in his new music video)
Now, let’s check out those sleds, er, Toyotas.
MR2
Supra
Camry Wagon
Corolla FX-16
SR5 Truck
Bruce wants the Black Supra ($22,590) and Gladys Kinght for good luck.
1…2…3…
Nope. But he’s happy to get another chance tomorrow.
Hollywood Squares is owned by King World Productions a part of CBS Media Ventures.
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