Host: Gene Rayburn
Announcer: Johnny Olson
| Bart Braverman “Vega$” | Brett Somers | Charles Nelson Reilly |
| Eva Gabor | Bill Daily | Fannie Flagg |
Jack Daniels (Providence RI, country radio DJ on vacation)
Jack is about to play the Super Match, but he’s got a story to tell. About 8-9 years ago, he was stuck in traffic for over an hour (felt like a year). When he and his wife finally got home, they hear that Gene’s car had caught on fire! So thanks for “Spending an hour on 95”.
SUPER MATCH #1
YES SIR ________
Brett: That’s My Baby
Charles: Your Honor (not amused)
Bill: “You’re not picking on me”
Changes to Bart: Arafat
Jack: THAT’S MY BABY
| $100 | RIGHT AWAY |
| $250 | NO SIR |
| $500 | THAT’S MY BABY |
HEAD-TO-HEAD: Eva
________ OF DIAMONDS
Eva has the confidence to trust the panel’s opinions before putting the car in the slot.
Jack: Ace
Eva: JACK
Go on your own next time, Eva. Onto Game #2
Isetta Seberhagen (Mt. Prospect, IL, flight attendant, married to “Super Man” Fred, 11 m.o. son Brett and another on the way)
Isetta A: The bank personnel officer said, “I’ll tell you why I’m not hiring that weirdo. he put down ________’s name as a reference.”
Isetta: Bert Lance
Charles is sick of the Nixon jokes, which Bart answers “This is the Carter Error, not a Nixon Error”
 Bert Lance | Bert Lance* | Al Capone |
| My Name | John Hancock | Nixion |
Jack B: Gloria said to the psychiatrist, “Doc, you’ve got to help me. My husband thinks he’s a dog. Every night in bed, he ________”
Jack: After a long thought…”He Whines”
| Pushes his wet nose in my ear | Plays Dead | Rolls Over and Plays Dead |
| barks | Buries My Bones | Rolls Over & Plays Dead |
Round 2
Isetta A: Did you hear that there is a new stock market for babies? At the close, diapers were ________.
Isetta: Down
| | wet |
| dry | Down | dropping* |
John B: The psychiatrist says, “My next patient thinks he’s a refrigerator, and I’m beginning to believe him. Whenever he opens his mouth, I see a ________ in it.”
John: A lightbulb
| Piece fruit | Light  | A 25 watt appliance bulb |
| ice cube | Light Bulb | Little Light |
TIE-BREAKER:
Since we’re pressed for time, we going to do a sudden death tie-breaker. Both players and panel will write down their answers. The first player to match wins.
________ IRELAND
Bart: The Hills of X
Brett: Dublin John Wins (Isetta: Jill)
Nothing for Isetta but the parting gifts.
SUPER-MATCH #2
NOTHING BUT ________
Charles: The Truth
Brett: The Best
Fannie: Trouble
John: THE BEST
| $100 | THE TRUTH |
| $250 | THE BEST |
| $500 | TROUBLE |
HEAD-TO-HEAD: Brett 
($5,000)
STATE YOUR ________
John: Point (Audience soundly supported Name)
Brett: Case X
John’s Final Total: $750
Say goodbye to Brett, who Charles announces has a bridal veil on for her new show. “The Virgin Bride”.
Match Game is owned by Fremantle.
