Host: Al Roker
Announcer: Burton Richardson
FIRST MATCHUP
“Your favorite paper pushers” are going up against “strong competition.”
The Office (playing for Children’s Advocacy Center of NE Pennsylvania): Brian Baumgartner (Kevin), Phyllis Smith (Phyllis), Kate Flannery (Kate), Oscar Nunez (Oscar) and Creed Bratton (Creed)
American Gladiators (playing for Women’s Sports Foundation): Laila Ali (host), Wolf, Venom, Titan and Jet
Round 1: Top Six Answers
We asked 100 married women: Name someone who comes to your door that you might be tempted to have an affair with.
Laila: Mailman #1 (53)
Gladiators:
- Wolf: “Water Man”
- Venom: Cable Guy #5 (4)
- Titan (while flexing): Pool Guy #6 (3)
- Jet: Gardener #4 (4)
- Laila: Delivery Guy #2 (17)
- Wolf: Handyman
- Venom: Gladiator
The Office to steal: Pizza Delivery Gladiators get 81
| THE MAILMAN | 53 | THE CABLE GUY | 4 |
| UPS/FEDEX | 17 | THE POOL GUY | 3 |
| NEIGHBOR/FRIEND | 13 | ||
| THE GARDENER | 4 |
Round 2: Top Six Again
After a quick arm wrestling match…
Name something people blow up.
Wolf: Balloons #1 (49)
Gladiators:
- Venom: Blow-Up Dolls #4 (5 with all types)
- Titan: Fireworks #3 (5)
- Jet: Mailboxes #5 (3)
- Laila: Bubble Gum
- Wolf: Pool, Al apologizes to Wolf, but the board’s not afraid
- Titan: Bubbles
The Office to steal: Balls Gladiators up to 143.
| BALLOONS | 49 | MAILBOXES | 3 |
| BUILDINGS/HOUSES | 17 | BRIDGES | 3 |
| FIREWORKS | 5 | ||
| DOLLS | 5 |
TRIPLE ROUND: Top 4 Answers
No arm wrestling between Kate and Venom, just comparing.
Name something people practice doing in a very sexy way.
Kate: Talking on the Phone #2 (16)
Venom: Dances #3 (One point shy)
The Office:
- Oscar: Putting on makeup
- Creed: Kissing #4 (7)
- Brian: Making the Whoopee
- Phyllis: Walks (Sweep to Survive, 234)
| WALKING | 40 | KISSING | 7 |
| TALKING | 16 | ||
| DANCING | 15 |
SUDDEN DEATH
Oscar and Titan chest bump before coming out fighting (Ouch)…
We asked 100 married men, name something your mother does better than your wife does.
Oscar: Cook (and a power pose)…WIN! (71, Total of 447)
SECOND MATCHUP:
A Sitcom grudge match, small town style.
All playing in character
The Hickeys (“My Name Is Earl“) (playing for Family Crisis Resources) Earl Hickey (Jason Lee), Randy Hickey (Ethan Suplee, “No Deal”), Joy Turner (Jaime Pressly, “Where’s the Camera?”), Darnell “Crabman” Turner (Eddie Steeples) and Catalina Aruca (Nadine Velazquez, “Hello, all countries that have TVs”)
“Camden County All-Stars” (same show) (playing for New Hope Housing of Alexandria, VA, and the leftover cash for a party at Chubby’s liquor) TV’s Tim Stack, Patty the Daytime Hooker (Dale Dickey), Wilford (Tim’s agent), Kenny James (Gregg Binkley) and Nescobar-A-Lop-Lop (Abdoulaye N’Gom)
Round 1: Top Five Answers
We asked 100 women: Name someone you hate to read about the guy you almost married.
Tim: He’s has more money #1 (32)
Camden County:
- Patty: “He Didn’t Like Cars”
- Wilford: “He’s Been in Jail” #2 (23)
- Kenny “He’s Really Strong”
- Nescobar “He’s Stingy”
Hickeys to steal: He Was Your Cousin UUGHH! Camden County gets 55
| HE’S RICH | 32 | HE’S GAY | 11 |
| HE’S A CRIMINAL | 23 | ||
| HE’S DEAD/HURT | 17 | ||
| HE’S MARRIED | 13 |
Round 2: Top Four Answers
Name something that makes more noise the older it gets.
Patty: Car #1 (62)
Passes to Hickeys:
- Joy: Babies #3 (7, with all people)
- Crabman: Washing Machine #2 (8)
- Catalina: Gogo Boots
- Earl: Moustaches
- Randy: Licorice Sticks
Camden County to Steal: Fridge…#4 for 77 more. (Total: 132)
| CAR | 62 |
| WASHING MACHINE | 8 |
| PEOPLE | 7 |
| REFRIGERATOR | 5 |
TRIPLE ROUND: Top Four Again
Name something women wear that hurts.
Joy: (started to say Nipple)
Wilford: High Heels #1 (43)
Camden County:
- Kenny: Bra #2 (27)
- Nescobar: Tight Skirt
- Tim: Thong Panties #4 (5)
- Patty: Girdle Total Sweep (Final Score: 423)
| SHOES/HEELS | 43 |
| BRA | 27 |
| GIRDLE | 22 |
| THONG | 5 |
FINALS: The Office vs. Camden County
Round 1: Top Six Answers
Name something a woman might do if she found out that her boyfriend was cheating on her.
Brian: “Get Physical With Him” #2 (30, specifically “Hurt/Kill Him”)
Tim: “Kill Him” Divorce Him #1 (37, “Dump Him”)
Camden County:
- Patty: “Leave an Ugly Answer on his Phone Machine”
- Wilford: “Tape Him Singing in His Underwear and put it on YouTube” (I Only Wish I Was Kidding)
- Kenny: Just Cry
The Office to Steal: Having an Affair Herself…Got it for 67 points.
| DUMP HIM | 37 | DAMAGE CAR/TIRES | 6 |
| HURT/KILL HIM | 30 | DESTROY CLOTHES | 5 |
| CHEAT ON HIM | 7 | ||
| HIT THE FLOOZIE | 6 |
Round 2: Top Five Answers
Name a sexy Jessica.
Phyllis: Simpson #1 (36)
The Office:
- Kathy: Alba #2 (35)
- Oscar: Alveraz (Anchorwoman)
- Creed: Miss Jessica (His Second Grade Teacher)
- Brian: Lange
Camden County to Steal: Tandy (She was so hot…in 1929) The Office goes to 138
| JESSICA SIMPSON | 36 | JESSICA RABBIT | 7 |
| JESSICA ALBA | 35 | ||
| SARAH JESSICA PARKER | 8 | ||
| JESSICA BIEL | 8 |
TRIPLE ROUND: Top Four Answers
Name something about their fathers that kids brag about.
Wilford: That their actually their Father
Kate: Bigger and stronger #1 (43)
Office:
- Oscar: Richer #2 (29)
- Creed: Gets All the Women
- Brian: Smarter #3 (7)
- Phyllis: Nicer Car
- Kate: Good at Sports
Camden County to Stay Alive: “My Dad’s Not in Jail” Office Sweeps 375
| BIG/STRONG | 43 | GOOD LOOKS | 6 |
| GOOD JOB/INCOME | 29 | ||
| SMART | 7 |
“Camden County: All-Stars” receive the $10,000 runner-up prize.
FAST MONEY:
Questions:
- We asked 100 married men, name something your wife stops doing when she’s mad at you.
- Name something you need to play pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey with
- Name a big shoe size for a man
- Name something a married couple might have two of
- Name a part of the body that bends
Brian:
| KISSING YOU | 0 |
| A PIN | 33 |
| THIRTEEN* | 23 |
| CARS | 28 |
| WAIST | 6 |
| TOTAL | 90 |
Oscar:
| NAGGING* | 39 |
| BULLSEYE | 0 |
| TWELVE | 21 |
| CHILDREN* | 47 |
| ELBOW | 40 |
| TOTAL | $50,000 237 |
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