Sheryl Svensen (Whittier, CA, Phone information operator or “D.A”) Annie Dale (Nottingham, Eng., published poet/author w/o any money)
Game 2 is about to start. Gene must’ve removed his memory of the 1st match (Can’t Blame Him!)
ROUND 1
Sheryl (sticking to A): Steve said, “I wanted a swimming pool cheap, so I bought a do-it-yourself swimming pool kit. WAS I ROBBED!! All they gave me is 10,000 gal. of water and a ________”
Sheryl: Shovel
Shovel
Bulldozer
Bathing Suit from Akron’s Men’s Dept.*
Innertube
Funnle+
Shovel
*Akron was a store based in California +Funnel (spelled the right way)
Annie B: George said “I bought my new car because it reminds me of my wife. They both have big ________s.”
Annie: Rear Ends (either that or boobs)
Headlights
Headlights
Head Lights
Back Seats
Seats
Rear Ends
Boobs would’ve likely counted as three. Debralee “doth protest too much”
ROUND 2 Sheryl B: Mae West (Brent) said, “There’s been so much rain lately, I had to tell one fella “Why don’t you ________ up and see me sometimes””.
The panel is thumbs down on Brett. Debralee: Much more authentic Dick Martin: Sounding like…Dick Martin Patty: In Sign Language
Back to the question: Sheryl: Swim
Swim
Row
Swim
Swim
Brett is in tears at the beautiful performances around her.
Annie A: Weird Willie has a specially made mattress. Instead of it being stuffed with goose down, Weird Willie’s mattress is stuffed with goose ________.
Annie: Eggs
Eggs
Eggs
Eggs
Pate
Liver
Annie got egged! And she leaves with just the parting merchandise.
SUPER MATCH ________ COCOA
Gene warned Sheryl, Don’t Pick Dick 1st Choice: Dick: His answer: Hot Brett: James Patty: Creme de Sheryl: HOT (Dick doesn’t sound so dumb does he)
$100
IMOGENE
$250
HERSHEYS
$500
HOT
“Not as popular since the Three Mile Island” from Brett about Hershey’s. Gene has to apologize to Mr. Hershey for that comment. He’s been drinking Hershey’s for so long, you can see the pimples.
HEAD-TO-HEAD: Patty BREAK MY ________
Sheryl: Heart Patty: “I’m almost heartbroken” HEART($5,500)
This Middle School English Teacher got the call in her classroom. Had to tell the class to quiet down, all 27 of them. Their advice “Go for the million” Easy for them to say?
$100
What movie features a singing group known as The von Trapp Family Singers?
A: Almost Famous
B: The Sound of Music
C: Funny Girl
D: Grumpy Old Men
Nancy thinks the hills are alive with B….INDEED!
$200
The front of an aircraft is often referred to as its what?
A: Nose
B: Mouth
C: Chest
D: Chin
She’ll go with the nose, A…STILL IN THE AIR!
$300
On a classic TV sitcom, earthling Mindy McConnell lives with an alien named what?
A: ALF
B: Uncle Martin
C: Spock
D: Mork
Nancy knows it well. D is the final answer…GOT IT!
$500
Native to Australia, the emu is what type of animal?
A: Snake
B: Bird
C: Goat
D: Fish
That would be B…SHE’S STILL FLYING!
$1,000
William Masters and Virginia Johnson are best known for their pioneering studies on what subject?
A: Human sexuality
B: Depression
C: Preschool education
D: Subliminal advertising
“Middle School is hormone heaven”. So she’ll make A her final answer. “It’s so scary” Mere says…BUT IT’S GOOD HERE!
$2,000
American composer John Philip Sousa is best known for writing what type of musical compositions?
A: Polkas
B: Ballads
C: Waltzes
D: Marches
Thanks to her son, a drummer, Nancy goes with D…YEP!
Sounds like a good school so far.
$4,000
“Piccolo” is an Italian word meaning which of the following?
A: Fast
B: Colorful
C: Loud
D: Small
Nancy also teaches “Everything you need to know about art and Music” before finals. There’s a piccolo and is small…Final answer is D…PASSES AGAIN!
She can’t believe how well she’s doing. Meanwhile her kids must be screaming their heads off.
$8,000
Often found in health clubs, an “erg” machine simulates which of these activities?
A: Cross-country skiing
B: Swimming
C: Rowing a boat
D: Climbing stairs
She hasn’t had enough time at health clubs. Time for some help!
A: 18%
B: 8%
C: 45%
D: 29%
Well, she was thinking a total body machine. Another thought “If you don’t get past the little ones, you don’t get a chance at the big ones”. Is she ready yet? No
Down to A and C. Now she’ll go with C “Come on, audience”…SAY THANK YOU, AUDIENCE!
$16,000
A 1939 treaty between the U.S.S.R. and Germany secretly laid the groundwork for the division of what country during World War II?
A: Italy
B: Poland
C: France
D: United Kingdom
History isn’t a strong subject for Nancy, but that’s the advantage of working at a school.
We’ll calling up Angela. Are you a smart lady? “I hope so.” Unfortunately, Nancy and Angela only re-read the question over and over with no answer. What the heck! Final answer is B…Teachers tell students to take chances in life. BE PROUD!
DAY TWO
And Nancy must’ve needed it. No only for this game, but she’s a single mom of two and worked three jobs to put herself through college. The kids helped out with homework and reading evaluation. Her daughter’s now in college and the son in high school.
$32,000
In the 1964 musical “Fiddler on the Roof,” what is Tevye’s profession?
A: Tailor
B: Grocer
C: Milkman
D: Scholar
Guess what show she’s been in two separate productions in? (Good thing she’s a ham). Final answer is C…”IF I WERE A RICH WOMAN” YOU CAN STOP WISHING!
$64,000
Amtrak’s scenic “Coast Starlight” train service runs between which of these two U.S. cities?
A: San Diego & New York
B: Miami & Boston
C: Houston & New Orleans
D: Los Angeles & Seattle
Again, nothing to lose here. The prettiest route she can think of is D…you can hear the kids “YAY!”
Ms. Christy is making her class proud, all the Mr. and Mrs. (Nancy calls them by their last names in class.)
$125,000
Girl detective Nancy Drew made her debut in the 1930 book titled “The Secret of the” what?
A: Haunted Museum
B: Lost Diamond
C: Ancient Treasure
D: Old Clock
It’s all coming back to her. Nancy remember her mother’s old edition. Final answer will be D…THANKS MOM!
The $125K means bringing in a housekeeper once a month, a yardman once in a while and family trips. What will this mean?
$250,000
On the California coast, what kind of fish is known for coming ashore and laying its eggs on the beach?
A: Pupfish
B: Loach
C: Grunion
D: Sawfish
Working at the Department of the Interior before getting married, Nancy’s boss was from Cali. He was a fish and game commissioner. “Thanks, Ray” For C…I CAN HEAR THEM IN TULSA!
Yeah, Meredith can’t hold it in much longer. Maybe Nancy is carrying a good luck charm. It’s not in the studio, it’s a banner from the school: 300 signatures! And it’s taped up on the hotel wall. “Hello, Carver Middle School! Go Wildcats!”
$500,000
In 1957, Jorn Utzon won an international competition to design what architectural landmark?
A: Sears Tower
B: Sydney Opera House
C: Seattle Space Needle
D: Pompidou Center
She has a gut feeling…not the Space Needle (figures the 60’s) Two others she’s stumped on. The first thing that popped into her head was the Opera House. Jorn Utzon sounds Norweigian known for their clean lines.
“In for a penny, in for a pound” translation $32,000 is plenty. Final answer is B…Nancy, Nancy, Nancy…IT’S $500,000!
The craziness we’d expect from a sky diver (not since the kids). Nancy is also a first responder. Might have to help Meredith pretty soon.
HERE…WE…GO!
$1 MILLION
Who did artist Grant Wood use as the model for the farmer in his classic painting “American Gothic”?
A: Traveling salesman
B: Local sheriff
C: His dentist
D: His butcher
There’s a little smile starting. OOOOHHHHH! In Washington D.C., Nancy was in a performing group that had a piece about this painting. She was the woman, who was Grant’s sister. And the farmer was…
FINAL ANSWER C
NANCY CHRISTY MILLIONAIRE
The first woman after 10 male millionaires. And audience members are asking to join her for dinner. Nancy is ready to call the class and the family. Mom might need CPR, daughter is looking for a new car, and the 16 y.o. son might want his first. (NO CORVETTE!) But what about herself? She’s always wanted a long break to take a big trip, an Archeological Dig. Meredith would rather have a spa day, maybe later. For the record, the million is 40 years worth of teacher pay.
And yes, that’s unfair!
Who Wants to be a Millionaire? is owned by Embassy Row, a division of Sony Pictures Television.
All stars have turkeys, but they’re not for cooking.
Shanna Sullivan (OBGYN assistant) X Fred Dybal (1-Day Champ, graphic designer)
ROUND 1
Shanna’s up 1 Fred: The story goes that the pilgrims first landed at Plymouth Rock. Today, something is inscribed on that rock. What is it? “Plymouth 2.9% Financing” or “Go Red Sox, Wait ’til Next Year.“ Guess: The Date, 1620 Shanna agrees O 2 Finola: You’re a woman and you’ve just been zigzagged and buzzed and notched out. What has happed to you? “Maybe you were lucky enough to have a date with Steven Ford” Guess: You’ve had a workout Fred disagrees X (Had your hair done) 3 Rip (chicken suit): According to J Edison Price MD, on the average, a facelift will generally last a minimum of how many years? “5 Years or 50,000 smiles” Guess: 15 years Shanna disagrees O (Should’ve stuck with the 1st guess) 4 Steven to block:
John: Have you ever thought of going into politics? Steven: I don’t know, what kind of a politician would an actor make anyway? This doesn’t air in front of all the country does it?
Question: What’s the turkey trot? What you do after you eat too much turkey. Guess: A Dance Fred disagrees
Is it a dance?: Yes Is he a dummy?: HA! HA! 5 Steven to win: According to American Folklore, the legendary character once rode an Oklahoma Cyclone with a saddle. What do we call him? Guess: Paul Bunyan Shanna disagrees WIN! (Pecos Bill)
Fred starts 1 ALF: You’re having company for Thanksgiving: “It’s the holiday where you hide the eggs and soap up the windows, right?” Should you stuff your bird tonight before you go to sleep? Guess: No Fred agrees X
We interrupt this match for the 1st annual Hollywood Squares Classic. Each row is going to race to stuff their birds the fastest.
Left column makes the stuffing
Middle column does the stuffing
Last column sews up the bird
TIME OUT! Rip’s already passing to Steven. He says he already threw the eggs in. The refs agree. Alf couldn’t get the stuffing out of the box. Shirley got caught up in the sewing. And Rip, Steven and Fred are the winners.
2 Shirley: SECRET SQUARE! Which president gave us the Fair Deal? Teddy Roosevelt, Herbert Hoover or Harry Truman? Guess: Truman Shanna disagrees X (The college students in the audience knew it, too) 3 Rip to win (out of costume pretty fast): The fierce Indian Warrior Geronimo got his name from the Mexicans. What does Geronimo mean in Spanish? “Parachute Cord” Guess: Fierce Fred disagrees TIE GAME! (Jerome)
ROUND 3
Shanna 1 Edwin: Musical Question, take it away, John!
The Power of Love is a curious thing Makes one man weep, another one sing Change your heart to a little white dove
Edwin: “And That’s the News, Good Night” Guess: “And it works like you like a gift from above” Shanna disagrees O (More than a feeling, that’s the power of love) 2 Steven: What traditionally ends when someone shouts “Thank You, Mr. President!” Guess: A cabinet meeting Fred disagrees X (Presidential news conference) 3 Shirley (performing w/Pacific Symphony in near future): Tradition tells us that the Indians provided this main course for the first Thanksgiving. What was the main course? Big Macs Guess: Corn Shanna agrees “Wonderful answer” but wrong X (Venison) 4 ALF: When preparing Thanksgiving dinner, you should try to prevent something called turkey blowout. What causes it? Stuffing it with chili Guess: Cooking it too long Fred disagrees X (Overstuffing it) Anyone been there? One of the cameramen did.
Cameramen don’t have a real life, do they?
5 Rip to block: Do owls ever dance? “If their tree is on fire” Guess: No Shanna agrees WRONG! 6 Finola to win (HONK!), or just for an extra $200. Fred already has the edge. Question: What well-known legal term literally means “You Have a Body”? Guess: Quid pro quo (the only legalese she knows) Fred disagrees WIN! (Habeas Corpus)
Shanna takes home $500 and the home version of The Newlywed Game.
Fred’s winnings are up to $1,800.
After trying the Wagoneer Limited yesterday, Fred has four more choices.
Wrangler
Comanche X
Cherokee Chief
Grand Wagoneer
It’s the Red Wrangler “the fun one”. ($12,000) And two more fun ones, Shirley and Mindy, for good luck.
1…2…3…
Sorry, no room for fun. Look on the bridge side, Fred can join our Thanksgiving feast tomorrow.
Hollywood Squares is owned by King World Productions a part of CBS Media Ventures.
“A Gold Medal Dad and a Hollywood Girl against Mr. Primetime himself.”
Kardashians (playing for the Dream Foundation): Bruce (now Caitlin), Kim (daughter), Kris (then-wife of 17 years), Khloe and Kourtney (daughters) Sanders (playing for Sanders Claus): Deion (NFL great), Pilar (wife), Deion Jr. (“heir apparent”), Deiondra (college daughter) and Annette (auntie)
Round 1: Top 7 Answers
What’s the first thing you take off when playing strip poker? Deion: Shoes #1 (51) Sanders:
Pilar: Jacket
Deion Jr.: Socks #4 (6)
Deiondra: Shirt #2 (26, also blouse)
Annette: Belt
Deion: Pants
Kardashians to steal: Bra (Al: “Lifting and separating”)…#5 scores 83.
SHOES/BOOTS
51
BRA
2
SHIRT/BLOUSE
26
HAT
2
WATCH/JEWELRY
7
TIE
2
SOCKS
6
Round 2: Top 5 Answers
Name a place you wouldn’t want to wake up after a wild night of partying. Pilar: On the Street #1 (29, anywhere outside) Sanders:
Deion Jr.: The Car #5 (5)
Deiondra: In a Hotel #2 (27, Stranger’s Bed)
Annette: Jail #3 (20)
Deion: In a club, which he doesn’t (WINK! WINK!)
Pilar: On the Floor (Sweep for 88, even though it was just Bathroom)
OUTSIDE/STREET
29
CAR
5
STRANGER’S BED
27
JAIL
20
BATHROOM FLOOR
7
TRIPLE ROUND: Top 4 answers
Name something kids do when their pet goldfish dies. Kris: Flush it down the toilet #2 (23) Deion Jr.: Cry #1 (57) Sanders:
Deiondra (with some experience): Wanted another one
Annette: Have a Funeral #4 (4)
Deion: “Can you use that in a sentence?”
Pilar: Bury it (Sweep to win 382)
CRY
57
FUNERAL/CEREMONY
4
FLUSH DOWN TOILET
23
BURY IT
14
“An Olympic Effort” wasn’t enough for the Kardashian/Jenner clan.
SECOND MATCHUP
“One of them bolted for the end zone, the other rode the coach with Johnny Carson.”
McMahons (playing for Horatio Alger Association): Ed (in a neck brace), Pam (wife), Lex (son), Alex (granddaughter) and Sandy (brother-in-law) Barbers (playing for Fresh Air Fund): Tiki (NFL player and Today cast member), Ginny (wife), Geraldine (mother), Tess and Geoff (kids’ godparents)
Round 1: Top 6 Answers
Name something that people spread. Tiki: Butter #2 (25) Ed: Disease #1 (30) McMahons:
Pam: Peanut Butter #4 (9)
Lex: Mayonnaise #6 (5)
Alex: Jelly #5 (6)
Sandy: Legs
Ed: “I know I’m done”
Pam (after a S-L-O-W repeat) Germs at the buzzer, but already with disease.
Barbers to steal: Spread the word… McMahons pick up 75
GERMS/DISEASES
30
JELLY
6
BUTTER
25
MAYONNAISE
5
RUMORS/GOSSIP
18
PEANUT BUTTER
9
Round 2: Top 4 Answers
Ginny and Pam hug it out before the face-off. Good sportsmanship!
Name a part of a woman’s body that’s usually larger than a man’s. Pam: Breasts “No-Brainer” #1 (73) McMahons:
Lex: Backside #2 (18)
Alex: Thighs
Sandy: Hips (3)
Ed: “I’m thinking, I’m thinking”
Pam: Mouth
Barbers to steal: Brain…Got it for 93
BUST SIZE
73
REAR END
18
HIPS
3
BRAIN
2
Triple Round: Top 4 answers
Lex tries the hug again, only to get “Talk to the Hand” from Geraldine. OUCH!
Name something a man might ask for if he made a deal with the devil. Lex: X Geraldine: A Young Bride #3 (17, all women & sex) Barbers:
Tess: Money #1 (46)
Geoff: Fit body
Tiki: Fame “What you have” Al
Ginny: A nice car
McMahons to steal: A career …Barbers up to 283. (Neither team could’ve won)
MONEY
46
POWER
10
IMMORTALITY
17
WOMEN/SEX
17
SUDDEN DEATH
Name something that gets rubbed. Jess: Chin… Alex: Your back…WIN! (300 on the nose)
FINALS: Sanders vs. McMahons Round 1: Top 6 answers
We asked 100 married men: Name something you wouldn’t want to see your wife holding in her hand when she’s really mad at you. Deion: Knife #1 (56) Sanders:
Pilar: Frying Pan #2 (13)
Deion Jr.: Heal or Shoe
Deondra: Divorce Papers #4 (5)
Annette: A bat
Deion: Gun
McMahons to steal: Credit Card… 74 for Deion’s fam!
KNIFE/CLEAVER
56
DINNER/COFFEE
4
FRYING PAN
13
THE FAMILY JEWELS
3
ROLLING PIN
12
DIVORCE PAPERS
5
Round 2: Top 5 Answers
Another hug by the tall ladies. Pam also give one to Al, even if he’s a little short.
Name something a man does when he notices he’s getting a big gut. Pilar: Goes on a diet #2 (19, also less beer) Pam: Sucks in his stomach #3 (18) Sanders:
Deion Jr.: Works out #1 (32)
Deiondra: Buys bigger clothes #5 (8)
: Gets a new girlfriend (Worked for Al)
Deion: Complains
Pilar: (Talks about it after the buzzer)
McMahons to steal: Liposuction, on heavy influence by Pam
Lex: No man gets liposuction Pam: What century do you live in?
ED SAID IT! THAT’S THE ANSWER! AL WON’T TAKE CRAP FROM ANYONE ELSE! …Sanders move up to 151
EXERCISES
32
LARGER CLOTHES
8
DIETS/LESS BEER
19
SUCKS IT IN
18
HE IGNORES IT
18
TRIPLE ROUND: Top 4 answers
Name something you think some people do way too fast. Lex: Talk #2 (27) Deion Jr.: Getting into relationships McMahons:
Alex: Drive #1 (34)
Sandy: Eat #3 (27)
Ed, not you Pam. She’s having too much influence.
Ed: (Only mumbling)
Pam: Get Married…Sweep to stay alive (273)
DRIVE
34
GET MARRIED
3
SPEAK
27
EAT
27
SUDDEN DEATH:
Name something it would be unwise to do at the office Christmas party. Alex: Get too drunk…WIN! (Total: 450)
Sanders Claus will get $10K.
FAST MONEY
Questions:
Besides the lips, name a part of the body that people kiss
Name something people put on celery before eating it
Name a masculine color
Name the age when a child is toilet-trained
Name an item of jewelry people love to wear
Pam:
FOREHEAD
8
PEANUT BUTTER*
34
BLACK
25
TWO*
46
DIAMONDS
4
TOTAL
117
* (Number #1 answer)
Lex:
HANDS+
15
SALT
27
RED
12
ONE+
5
RINGS*
47
TOTAL
$50,000223
* (Number #1 Answer) + (Repeated Answer First) Other #1 answers: Forehead and 1 y.o.
Jack mentions some special guests with us today. “Mike, Randy, Karen, Melissa, the whole Bunch”
Terri Oaxman (originally from OK, Senior at Cat State Long Beach, major in business finance, graduating this December) Chris Donahue (1 yr. wedding anniversary back in June, works in real estate)
ROUND 1
HEAD STARTS:
27 REFRIGERATOR (Aman)
13 MACARONI DINNER (Golden Grain)
5 H’HOLD LUBE (CRC)
25 STEREO (Electrophonic)
Terri10 (Luggage) and 11 (Bonus Number) Chris23 (H’Hold Lube) and 5MATCH! 2 (Take 1 Gift) and 14LUCKY! 16 (STEREO) and 25MATCH! 9 (Cassette Record’r) and 21 (Macaroni Dinner) Terri13 and 21MATCH! 4 (Bonus) and 11MATCH! 1 (Rods and Reels) and 24 (Bonus) and 26 (Pinball Machine) Chris12 (Pinball Machine) and 26MATCH! 30 (Take) and 8 (Refrigerator) Terri27 and 8MATCH! 24 and 30OOPS! Chris 19 (Rods and Reels) and 1HOOKED! 29 (Luggage) and 10MATCH! 20 (Vanity W/Sink) and 22 (Bonus) Terri6 (Vanity W/Sink) and 20NICE COMEBACK! 9 and 7 (Stoneware) Chris17 (Cassette Record’r) and 9MATCH! 3 (Wild!) and 30TAKES FRIDGE! (Total $1,200)
Recap: We’re down to the Stoneware, one take and one bonus number
28 (Take) and Chris passes DEFENSE! Terri15 (Stoneware) and 7MATCH! Guess: JUST LIKE MOTHER USED TO MAKE WIN! ($1,276)
Chest L + Eye + K Moth + IR U’s II M + Hay + K
Terri is shaking all over as she reaches for the cup of water that’s always on the table.
DOUBLE PLAY: Chevrolet Chevette
$100 Puzzle: Metro Ton Weight Ten Mayor STUCK ON REPEAT! M + Head + T+ Row Gold + W + Hen M + Hay + Ear METRO GOLDWYN MAYER (She thought the bar of gold was a ton)
ROUND 2
HEAD STARTS
16 VEGAS WEEK (@ Union Plaza)
3 HAIR SPRAY (Adorn)
29 BABY FRESH’NER (Diaparene)
6 BEDROOM (Broyhill Traditional)
Chris9 (Hot Tray) and 23LUCKY! 7 (Take) and 25 (Encyclopedia) Terri10 (Drapes) and 22 (Bonus) Chris29 and 2 (Ladies Clothes) Both she and Jack were sure that was right Terri5 (Wild!) and Bedroom at 6 1 (Bonus) and 22MATCH! 13 (Movie Camera) and 21 (Drapes) and 10MATCH! 14 (Bonus) and 26 (Take) Chris2 (OOPS!) and 24 (Table Lamps) Terri 30 (Bonus) and 12 (Table Lamps) SLIPPED AGAIN! Chris14 and 30ONE DOWN! 24 and 12THAT’S THE OTHER! 18 (Take) and 25 (NOPE!) and 8 (Matched Encyclopedia) 11 (Wild!) and Vegas at 16 19 (Hair Spray) and 3MATCH! (Over $900) 13 and 20 (Before the Buzzer) LUCKY! (Way to keep the streak alive) Guess: TENDER LOVING CARE WIN!
T + Hen + Deer Loaf + ING K + Hair
Jack said Chris won over $1,400, but that’s incorrect. Chris sips in peace.
DOUBLE PLAY #2
$100 Puzzle: Hant Jeer Hant a Deer Hoe 7 Ancient…ANOTHER WIPEOUT! The best Chris can come up with is Enchantable. “You got me” “H” + Ant DAH + Bull Hoe S + Heaven AGENT 007
Terri’s grand total: $1,276 Chris’s actual grand total: $1,281
Could that be the closest difference in this version’s run?
Concentration is owned by NBC Universal, a division of Comcast.
Frank Lockett (member of the L.A. Fire Department, likes water skiing and camping) $0
We finished his second game and now we have get to…
SUPER MATCH DEVIL ________
Debralee: May Care Charles: Dog David: Take the Hindmost (Gene: And I’ll Take the Low Most”) Charles: DOG
$100
‘S FOOD CAKE
$250
MADE ME DO IT (Audience choice)
$500
MAY CARE
Debralee “I’m always on top”
Frank mercifully sloughs off stage, only getting “some pantyhose” and other assorted parting gifts. “Devil Take the Hindmost” indeed
Sheryl Svensen (Whittier, CA, Phone information operator or “D.A”) Annie Dale (Nottingham, Eng., published poet/author w/o any money)
GAME 1-Round 1
Sheryl B: Dumb Dora, the interior decorator, is really DUMB! (HOW DUMB IS SHE??!!) She didn’t want a treaty with the Chinese; she was afraid Red China would clash with her ________.
Sheryl: Glasses
Lipstick*
Good Linens What She Used on her Table
Dining Room Set
Blue Tablecloth
Blue Tablecloth
Tablecloth
Given the “Pathetic Answer” of 1979. Gene strongly protests, earning him the “Pathetic M.C.” Award. Dick remembers that was the same joke from the pilot to “Laugh-In”
Annie A: Norm said, “Something crazy happened to my television set. I can see two programs at the same time. It was horrible! Julia Child was ________ Archie Bunker!”
Annie: Kissing (In America for 20 years, and hasn’t watched Julia Child!)
Basting
Trussing and Then Basting
Frying
Cooking
Basting
Whipping
ROUND 2
Annie A: Gary said, “We’ve got the world’s worst weatherman. If he’d been around in biblical times, he would’ve told Noah it was going to be ________ for 40 days.”
Annie: Dry
Clear & Sunny
Clear & Sunny
Sunny
Sunny
Sunny
Dry & Unhealthy to Breathe
Sheryl B: President Carter said, “I heard my brother Billy had given up drinking. Now I wish he’d give up ________ing.”
Sheryl: Talking
Breathing
Talking
Talking
Talking
Talking
Thinking and Talking
David says in New York, they call them “Mouth-Breathers” NICE TRY!
but David,
At least Sheryl get another chance
SUPER MATCH ________ JACKSON
“Brat”: Andrew Patty: Kate (David’s friend) Dick (Dolly Parton’s favorite): Reggie “How do you think I got the arthritis” Annie meant Dolly Martin’s favorite, Bill Daly
Annie: ANDREW
$100
MICHAEL
$250
KATE
$500
REGGIE
Another BUST!
YEESH! After another disaster, Gene wants to start another game. Sheryl picks A, but there’s no time. Only a history lesson from Mr. Reilly, Andrew Jackson was our 9th, no 11th, no, no, 10th president and his vice president was Sid Goldstein.
Tom is an attorney for the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers, previously a tax attorney.
$100
In the nursery rhyme “Baa, Baa, Black Sheep”, the sheep is asked if he has any what?
A: Milk
B: Wool
C: Food
D: Single friends
That would be B, Tom says…YES SIR! YES SIR!
$200
“Fireplug” is another word for which of the following?
A: Fire hydrant
B; Fire extinguisher
C: Firewood
D: Fireman
He’s not wasting time. A is his guess…HE’S ON FIRE!
$300
A person who is told “use your gray matter” is being instructed to do what?
A: Exercise
B: Sleep
C: Think
D: Eat
Something he says he’ll have to do a few more times today. Final answer is C…SO FAR, SO GOOD!
$500
What popular TV series features a group of students known as the “Sweathogs”?
A: Happy Days
B: The Facts of Life
C: The White Shadow
D: Welcome Back, Kotter
It was a favorite of his, Tom goes with D…YEP!
$1,000
According to its slogan, the New York Times provides “All the News That’s Fit to” what?
A: Print
B: Read
C: Appear
D: Know
Quickly locks in A…AND IT’S GOOD!
$2,000
In 1981, what candy brand introduced a blueberry flavor in honor of Ronald Reagan’s inauguration?
A: Dots
B: Jelly Belly
C: Starburst
D: Twizzlers
Tom knows Reagan loved his jelly beans. Final answer is B…CORRECT!
$4,000
“Isn’t it rich, are we a pair?” is the opening line of what popular show tune?
A: Send in the Clowns
B: The Music of the Night
C: What I Did for Love
D: All That Jazz
Since he’s married, he says there is no right answer, to the question. But he’s 99% percent sure it’s A…Don’t bother, they’re here. HE’S RIGHT AGAIN!
$8,000
If it is 4 p.m. in Boston, Massachusetts, what time is it in Anchorage, Alaska?
A: 9:00 a.m.
B: 10:00 a.m.
C: 11:00 a.m.
D: Noon
He has an idea but first,
A: 6%
B: 17%
C: 21%
D: 56%
Tom had counted the time zones and figured it was Noon. It’s his final answer…AND WE’RE ALL RIGHT!
$16,000
Revolutionary Leon Trotsky was banished from the USSR in 1929 for opposing what sitting leader?
A: Nicholas II
B: Vladimir Lenin
C: Joseph Stalin
D: Nikita Khrushchev
No waste of time, Tom guesses C…“YES AGAIN!”
Tom and his wife, Marion, hope to adopt, but it’s always a long road. In a magazine, he found out about an open house. It didn’t take anytime once they found a boy named Jack. That was three years ago, and last August, they added Karen to the family. Any big money from here could mean a third baby. As Tom says, “I work. I don’t have to be with them all day”
$32,000
What 1970s rocker and his wife penned the 2002 cookbook, “Kill It & Grill It”?
A: Gene Simmons
B: Ted Nugent
C: Alice Cooper
D: Iggy Pop
Ted Nugent’s a hunter, so it’s jumping out. Despite his regrets, he’ll make B his final answer. Does he regret it? Marion wouldn’t regret it, this experience is a blessing. Well then, HALLEJULAH!
$64,000
capsicum is an active ingredient in which of the following?
A: Smelling salts
B: Pepper spray
C: Shoe polish
D: Lip balm
Tom doesn’t wanna regret jumping too quickly.
Leaves A and B (salt and Pepper) And he goes with B…IT’S GOOD AGAIN!
Tom says he’s a cocky guy, but he’s worried about the Phone a Friends. They’re a little Stupid. WATCH IT!
$125,000
What is the architectural term for the part of a church where the congregation usually sits?
A: Nave
B: Ambulatory
C: Transapt
D: Apse
Tom’s had a lot of Catholic invocation experience. If he’s wrong, he’ll know where to go for confession. “no Guts, No Glory” Final Answer A…He’s sound like a good-enough Catholic AND HE’S A GREAT PLAYER!
HORN! “OH COME ON, NOT NOW!”
Relax Meredith, I can just fast forward.
DAY TWO
Better hope those Phone a Friend have studied up in the last 24 hours. Hope that and his cockiness are benefits today.
$250,000
A: Road to Singapore
B: The Lemon Drop Kid
C: My Favorite Brunette
D: The Big Broadcast of 1938
Calling Luke, who doesn’t think he’s as smart as Tom. Unfortunately, Luke is just as lost as Tom is. Guess he’s not getting a share. Tom’s first thought was a because but he saw it before. At the same time, he’s also leaning toward C. Cockiness alone isn’t going to be enough here. Tom is walking away. Answer…D
Who Wants to be a Millionaire? is owned by Embassy Row, a division of Sony Pictures Television.
O DeAnn Samplee (Bakersfield, CA, sign language instructor) She gives a demonstration following John’s instructions
X Fred Dybal (3-Day Champ: $3,100)
ROUND 1-DeAnn starts
1 Chris: According to USA Today, when an executive makes coffee for his secretary, it usually indicates he is what? “Paying her rent” Guess: Intending to fire her DeAnn disagrees O (He is a secure executive) 2 Edwin: On your desk are the words to one of the most time-honored Mother Goose Rhymes. Edwin will sing it:
The Eensy Weensy spider climbed up the water spout Down came the rain and washed the spied out Out came the sunshine and dried up all the rain (ALF gags) And the Eensy weensy spider climbed up the spout again.
Question: What country were the Mother Goose stories first published? Guess: Germany Fred disagrees X (England, 1760) 3 Fred: True or False? George Washington had a half-brother named Larry who served in the British Navy. And two other brothers Curly and Moe
Guess: True DeAnn agrees O 4 Finola to block: According to Redbook Magazine, is it better for you to take long hot showers or quick warm showers? “It depends who you’re with” Guess: Quick warm showers Fred agrees X (Hot showers dry the skin) 5 Rip to block: True or false? There’s a little amusement park in Oklahoma(True! False!) …where all the attractions are based on stories from the Bible. “My favorite is Sodom and Gomorrah land” Guess: True DeAnn agrees O (DeAnn’s husband is a Baptist Minister) Fred can only block one at a time 6 Shirley to block: According to superstition, why do wedding guests throw rice at newlyweds? “Toasters are too dangerous” Guess: For good luck Fred agrees WRONG! (So they’ll have many children) 7 Shirley to win (Sorry, ALF): According to Health Magazine, if a hotel wants to keep Frank Sinatra happy, it should always have a jar of it waiting for him. A jar of what? Guess: Spaghetti sauce DeAnn disagrees WIN! (Peanut Butter)
SECRET SQUARE: Trip to Puerto Vallarta, MX (Western Airlines; Buganvillias Sheraton)
Fred starts 1 Fred (making up for being a short-tempered cook yesterday): According to the book “How to Use Colors to Sell”, customers who like red are extroverted. Customers who like yellow are intellectual. What are customers who like purple? Red(Extrovert) + Blue(Sad) = Insane people Guess: Artistic people Fred (the contestant) disagrees O 2 Chris: The early Romans brought live chickens to the table and dumped them in red wine. Why did they do this? “They wanted to drown them”| Guess: To prepare them for plucking DeAnn disagrees O (To Flavor the birds) 3 Finola to block: Does Cosmopolitan think you’ll get better service by flirting a little? Guess: Yes Fred agrees WRONG! (Flirting could be misinterpreted) 4 Finola to win: According to New Woman Magazine, do couples who sleep together get more or less sleep than when either partner sleeps alone. Guess: Less DeAnn disagrees X (Around 30 times a night) John got lost on who gets the Square. DITTO! 5 Mindy: 800 women from over 12 nations have appeared on “Facts of Life.”
…met in Washington D.C. recently. What was the #1 issue discussed? Guess: Nuclear disarmament Fred disagrees X (Lack of attention to women’s issues) 6 ALF to block: Just before Monday’s show our staff played a joke on John that the show had a new sponsor. Larva, a gag soft drink. We see the outtakes as John struggles to keep his composure. What we didn’t see is John actually drink the stuff. Did he? “That was a clip. Looked like a pilot” Guess: “No one’s that stupid, then again” DeAnn agrees, show the clip: HE DID! 6 ALF to win: “I apologize, you are that stupid” Question: What’s a finger wave? Moving your finger up and down (ALF Demonstrates) Guess: A Hairdo Fred agrees TIE GAME! (Method of setting hair) Secret Square: Edwin
ROUND 3
DeAnn starts 1 Chris (HONK!) to decide: This screen goddess of the 50s who starred in such movies as Vertigo, Pal Joey, Bell Book and Candle, recently made her debut on TV’s Falcon Crest. Who is she? Guess: Kim Novak DeAnn agrees NEW CHAMPION!
Fred’s total winnings: $3,600 and a home version of Price is Right
Are the signs with DeAnn? She picks a new key from John’s bowl. Which Jeep will she go for?
Wrangler
Comanche X
Cherokee Chief
Wagoneer Limited
Grand Wagoneer
DeAnn wants the big one, the Grand Wagoneer ($25,049). And since it’s Friday, everyone is her good luck celebrity, except ALF. He busy guzzling Larva, “I’m gonna go spin a web now”
3…2…1…VVROOM! ($25,749)
A toast to DeAnn’s first-day car win!
I wanted LARVA, DAMNIT! LARVA!
Two new contestants on Monday and these nine new celebs!
Gil Gerard (Sidekicks)
Ahmad Rashad (NBC Sports)
Brad Garrett
Pat McCormick
Arleen Sorkin (Days of Our Lives)
Bob Vila (This Old House)
Sarah Purcells (Real People)
Jose Feliciano
Betty White
Hollywood Squares is owned by King World Productions a part of CBS Media Ventures.
Freda Merrick (married w/two kids, administrative specialist for computer company)
Bonnie Taft (MO, elementary teacher, married, earning Masters at Long Beach State)
ROUND 1 (FREE LOOK GAME)
HEAD STARTS:
13: ELECTRIC RANGE (Kelvinator)
21: IMPORT CHEESE (Danish Cheese)
28: BABY FRESH’NER (Diaparene)
19: WASHER & DRYER (Maytag)
Freda7 (Mini Library) and 24 (Outdoor Furn.) Bonnie5 (Mattress Set) and 17LUCKY! 6 (C. B. Radio) and Back to 24 Freda29 (C.B. Radio) and 6MATCH! 15 (Take 1 Gift) and Back to 21 Bonnie9 (Free Look) No waiting, we just reveal that square right now. 26 (Take) and 10 (Baby Fresh’ner) Freda19 and 7UGH! Bonnie10 and 28THAT’S BETTER! 30 (Electric Range) and 13MATCH! 21 and 15 Freda1 (Bonus Number) and 25LUCKY! 16 (Take) and 27 (Free Look) and 4 OFF THE HOOK! She takes the Range from Bonnie. 20 (WILD!) and 2 (Import Cheese) 14 (Crepe Maker) and 26 (Take) and 3 (WILD!) Freda chooses the Take and the Mattress 18 (Bonus Number) and 22 (Crepe Maker) Bonnie11 (Washer & Dryer) and 19NICE SAVE! 14 and 22GOT IT RIGHT! 15 and 21OOPS! Freda12 (Outdoor Furn.) and 24MATCH! (Over $1,400) Guess: JUST FOR OLD TIME’S SAKE WIN! $1,497
Chest 4 Hole + D Tie + M S + Hay + K
DOUBLE PLAY: Chevrolet Chevette
$100 Puzzle: I’ll Be In…Scottle For, “I’ll be in Scotland Before You” (4 sec. Left) Aisle Bee Inn S + Cot + L + Hand Bee + IV “U”
Car Puzzle: Betty Dugal…NOPE! P + Ad + Tee D + Hoo + K P + Oar + Tray + D Heh + Link + “L” + Ear PATTY DUKE PORTRAYED HELEN KELLER
ROUND 2
HEAD STARTS
18 REC. SOFA (La-Z-Boy)
26 HONEY (Sue Bee)
7 HOME WAVE (Toni)
15 2 PORT. T.V.’S (Panasonic B&W)
Bonnie1 (Treas’re Finder) and 14 (Wild!) 22 (Treas’re Finder) and 10 (Bonus) Freda4 (Rec. Sofa) and 18MATCH! 30 (Bonus) and 10MATCH! 21 (Take) and 9 (Kitchen Ware) and 6 (Honey) Bonnie26 and 6SWEET! 3 (His & Her Bikes) and Back to 22 Freda29 (Home Wave) and 7MATCH! 27 (Bonus) and 5 (T.V. Games) Bonnie25 (Sewing Machine) and 12LUCKY! (Over $800) 20 (Kitchen Ware) and 13 (Linens) Freda22 and 11 (Take) Bonnie11 and 21 Takes so much time concentrating on the board, she forgets about the take. Finally chooses the Sofa. (Up to $1,400) 28 (Take) and 2 (2 Port. T.V.’s) Freda15 and 2MATCH! 3 and 28OOPS! Bonnie22 and 20AARGH! Freda24 (Linens) and 5OH, COME ON! Bonnie13 and 24THANK HEAVENS! Guess: A HEROIC WELCOME WRONG! 23 (His & Her Bikes) and 3MATCH! (Over $2,000) Guess: A HERO’S WELCOME THAT’S BETTER!
A H + Ear + Rose Well + Comb
DOUBLE PLAY #2
$100 Puzzle: A Lass Duz Ant Leaf Here N-more, A Lass Doesn’t Leave Here…UH OH! AH + Lass DUZ + Ant Leaf H + Ear “N” + Knee M + Oar ALICE DOESN’T LIVE HERE ANYMORE
$50 Puzzles
Freda: BARNEY MILLER (No hesitation) Barn + Knee Mill + Ear
Bonnie: Monty Awl, MONTY HALL M + On + Tea H + Awl
Concentration is owned by NBC Universal, a division of Comcast.
Terry Johnson (married, plays viola in a small orchestra, taught in Germany and now 4th grade in Cali.) 0 Frank Lockett (member of the L.A. Fire Department, likes water skiing and camping) 0
GAME 1-Round 2
Frank A: Ken said “My wife is really getting fat! Not only does she have a spare tire around her stomach, she has a spare tire around her ________.”
This oughta be an easy one for you, Chubby!
Gene to David
Frank: Boobs
Chin
Big Fat Mouth
Neck
Ankles
Butt
Mouth
Terry B: Mr. and Mrs. Smith said, “This summer we’re trying something new. We’re sending our dog to camp and we’re sending our son to ________.”
Terry: The Kennel
David: The Kennel WIN!
Brett: A Very Nice Kennel
Debralee and Patti: The Pound (which likely would’ve scored, too)
Audience: Obedience School
Frank is sent back to the camp house until the next game.
SUPER MATCH ________ A PICTURE
Patty: Pretty as Charles: Draw Brett: Take Terry: TAKE
$100
PRETTY AS
$250
PAINT
$500
TAKE
HEAD-TO-HEAD: Debralee (just past the left star) ________ SHERRY
Terry: Cooking Debralee: Dry (thought of Cooking first)
GAME 2-ROUND 1
Frank A: Dumb Donald said, “I just built a swimming pool, but I didn’t want anyone to drown, so I filled it with ________.”
Frank: Dirt
Feathers
Cement
Cement
Cement
Sand
Jello
Frank’s record: 0-18
Terry B: Did you hear about the crazy scientist who invented a perfume for delicatessen waitresses? It’s called “Eau de ________”.
Terry: Salami
Camembert
Picklee’
Pickle Juice
Pastrami
Salami
Lox
Gene’s answer: Eau de Bologne
ROUND 2
Terry B: Jim said, “I have the world’s toughest dog. Today he was out on the yard barbecuing a ________.”
Terry: The Mailman
Bear
A 7-year-old boy who lived next door
A Hot Man
Dog Catcher
Marinated Burglar
Patty is upset everyone doesn’t agree hers is the definitive answer.
Frank A: Howard Cosell said, “I have the acute feeling my wife is no longer enamored of me. Today, she scoured the oven with my ________.”
Frank: Toupee
Toope
Rug, Toupee, Wig, etc.
<— with my*
Toupee
Toupee
Toupee
Pointing to Charles’s version
Even Frank couldn’t blow that! Terry leaves with her $500, Frank will have to wait for his stash tomorrow. But first, that great impersonator…DAVID DOYLE.
“Who stole the strawberries” Brett and Charles: James Cagney
“Why they say James Cagney?” Brett and Charles: James Garner
“There’s nothing funny about this group” Brett and Charles (All totally rehearsed): Liberace
On a scale of 1-10, Gene ranks this routine at -8.
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