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WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?(syndicated)-May 7-8, 2003

Host: Meredith Vieira

HOT SEAT: Nancy Christy (Tulsa, OK)

This Middle School English Teacher got the call in her classroom. Had to tell the class to quiet down, all 27 of them. Their advice “Go for the million” Easy for them to say?

$100

What movie features a singing group known as The von Trapp Family Singers?

A: Almost FamousB: The Sound of Music
C: Funny GirlD: Grumpy Old Men

Nancy thinks the hills are alive with B….INDEED!

$200

The front of an aircraft is often referred to as its what?

A: NoseB: Mouth
C: ChestD: Chin

She’ll go with the nose, A…STILL IN THE AIR!

$300

On a classic TV sitcom, earthling Mindy McConnell lives with an alien named what?

A: ALFB: Uncle Martin
C: SpockD: Mork

Nancy knows it well. D is the final answer…GOT IT!

$500

Native to Australia, the emu is what type of animal?

A: SnakeB: Bird
C: GoatD: Fish

That would be B…SHE’S STILL FLYING!

$1,000

William Masters and Virginia Johnson are best known for their pioneering studies on what subject?

A: Human sexualityB: Depression
C: Preschool educationD: Subliminal advertising

“Middle School is hormone heaven”. So she’ll make A her final answer.
“It’s so scary” Mere says…BUT IT’S GOOD HERE!

$2,000

American composer John Philip Sousa is best known for writing what type of musical compositions?

A: PolkasB: Ballads
C: WaltzesD: Marches

Thanks to her son, a drummer, Nancy goes with D…YEP!

Sounds like a good school so far.

$4,000

“Piccolo” is an Italian word meaning which of the following?

A: FastB: Colorful
C: LoudD: Small

Nancy also teaches “Everything you need to know about art and Music” before finals. There’s a piccolo and is small…Final answer is D…PASSES AGAIN!

She can’t believe how well she’s doing. Meanwhile her kids must be screaming their heads off.

$8,000

Often found in health clubs, an “erg” machine simulates which of these activities?

A: Cross-country skiingB: Swimming
C: Rowing a boatD: Climbing stairs

She hasn’t had enough time at health clubs. Time for some help!

  • A: 18%
  • B: 8%
  • C: 45%
  • D: 29%

Well, she was thinking a total body machine. Another thought “If you don’t get past the little ones, you don’t get a chance at the big ones”. Is she ready yet? No

Down to A and C.
Now she’ll go with C “Come on, audience”…SAY THANK YOU, AUDIENCE!

$16,000

A 1939 treaty between the U.S.S.R. and Germany secretly laid the groundwork for the division of what country during World War II?

A: ItalyB: Poland
C: FranceD: United Kingdom

History isn’t a strong subject for Nancy, but that’s the advantage of working at a school.

We’ll calling up Angela. Are you a smart lady? “I hope so.”
Unfortunately, Nancy and Angela only re-read the question over and over with no answer.
What the heck! Final answer is B…Teachers tell students to take chances in life. BE PROUD!

DAY TWO

And Nancy must’ve needed it. No only for this game, but she’s a single mom of two and worked three jobs to put herself through college. The kids helped out with homework and reading evaluation. Her daughter’s now in college and the son in high school.

$32,000

In the 1964 musical “Fiddler on the Roof,” what is Tevye’s profession?

A: TailorB: Grocer
C: MilkmanD: Scholar

Guess what show she’s been in two separate productions in? (Good thing she’s a ham). Final answer is C…”IF I WERE A RICH WOMAN”
YOU CAN STOP WISHING!

$64,000

Amtrak’s scenic “Coast Starlight” train service runs between which of these two U.S. cities?

A: San Diego & New YorkB: Miami & Boston
C: Houston & New OrleansD: Los Angeles & Seattle

Again, nothing to lose here. The prettiest route she can think of is D…you can hear the kids “YAY!”

Ms. Christy is making her class proud, all the Mr. and Mrs. (Nancy calls them by their last names in class.)

$125,000

Girl detective Nancy Drew made her debut in the 1930 book titled “The Secret of the” what?

A: Haunted MuseumB: Lost Diamond
C: Ancient TreasureD: Old Clock

It’s all coming back to her. Nancy remember her mother’s old edition. Final answer will be D…THANKS MOM!

The $125K means bringing in a housekeeper once a month, a yardman once in a while and family trips. What will this mean?

$250,000

On the California coast, what kind of fish is known for coming ashore and laying its eggs on the beach?

A: PupfishB: Loach
C: GrunionD: Sawfish

Working at the Department of the Interior before getting married, Nancy’s boss was from Cali. He was a fish and game commissioner. “Thanks, Ray” For C…I CAN HEAR THEM IN TULSA!

Yeah, Meredith can’t hold it in much longer. Maybe Nancy is carrying a good luck charm. It’s not in the studio, it’s a banner from the school: 300 signatures! And it’s taped up on the hotel wall. “Hello, Carver Middle School! Go Wildcats!”

$500,000

In 1957, Jorn Utzon won an international competition to design what architectural landmark?

A: Sears TowerB: Sydney Opera House
C: Seattle Space NeedleD: Pompidou Center

She has a gut feeling…not the Space Needle (figures the 60’s) Two others she’s stumped on. The first thing that popped into her head was the Opera House. Jorn Utzon sounds Norweigian known for their clean lines.

“In for a penny, in for a pound” translation $32,000 is plenty. Final answer is B…Nancy, Nancy, Nancy…IT’S $500,000!

The craziness we’d expect from a sky diver (not since the kids). Nancy is also a first responder. Might have to help Meredith pretty soon.

HERE…WE…GO!

$1 MILLION

Who did artist Grant Wood use as the model for the farmer in his classic painting “American Gothic”?

A: Traveling salesmanB: Local sheriff
C: His dentistD: His butcher

There’s a little smile starting. OOOOHHHHH! In Washington D.C., Nancy was in a performing group that had a piece about this painting. She was the woman, who was Grant’s sister. And the farmer was…

FINAL ANSWER C

NANCY CHRISTY
MILLIONAIRE

The first woman after 10 male millionaires. And audience members are asking to join her for dinner. Nancy is ready to call the class and the family. Mom might need CPR, daughter is looking for a new car, and the 16 y.o. son might want his first. (NO CORVETTE!) But what about herself? She’s always wanted a long break to take a big trip, an Archeological Dig. Meredith would rather have a spa day, maybe later. For the record, the million is 40 years worth of teacher pay.

And yes, that’s unfair!

Who Wants to be a Millionaire? is owned by Embassy Row, a division of Sony Pictures Television.

HOLLYWOOD SQUARES-November 26, 1986

Host: John Davidson
Announcer: Shadoe Stevens

Rip TaylorSteven Ford
(Young and the Restless)
Fred Willard
Mindy Cohn
(The Facts of Life)
ALFChris Lemmon
Edwin NewmanFinola Hughes
(General Hospital)
Shirley Jones
All stars have turkeys, but they’re not for cooking.

Shanna Sullivan (OBGYN assistant)
X Fred Dybal (1-Day Champ, graphic designer)

ROUND 1

Shanna’s up
1 Fred: The story goes that the pilgrims first landed at Plymouth Rock. Today, something is inscribed on that rock. What is it?
“Plymouth 2.9% Financing” or “Go Red Sox, Wait ’til Next Year.
Guess: The Date, 1620
Shanna agrees O
2 Finola: You’re a woman and you’ve just been zigzagged and buzzed and notched out. What has happed to you?
“Maybe you were lucky enough to have a date with Steven Ford”
Guess: You’ve had a workout
Fred disagrees X (Had your hair done)
3 Rip (chicken suit): According to J Edison Price MD, on the average, a facelift will generally last a minimum of how many years?
“5 Years or 50,000 smiles”
Guess: 15 years
Shanna disagrees O (Should’ve stuck with the 1st guess)
4 Steven to block:

John: Have you ever thought of going into politics?
Steven: I don’t know, what kind of a politician would an actor make anyway? This doesn’t air in front of all the country does it?

Question: What’s the turkey trot?
What you do after you eat too much turkey.
Guess: A Dance
Fred disagrees

Is it a dance?: Yes
Is he a dummy?: HA! HA!
5 Steven to win: According to American Folklore, the legendary character once rode an Oklahoma Cyclone with a saddle. What do we call him?
Guess: Paul Bunyan
Shanna disagrees WIN! (Pecos Bill)

SECRET SQUARE: Trip to Bermuda (Eastern; 1 wk. @ Elbow Beach Hotel)

Fred starts
1 ALF: You’re having company for Thanksgiving:
“It’s the holiday where you hide the eggs and soap up the windows, right?”
Should you stuff your bird tonight before you go to sleep?
Guess: No
Fred agrees X

We interrupt this match for the 1st annual Hollywood Squares Classic. Each row is going to race to stuff their birds the fastest.

  • Left column makes the stuffing
  • Middle column does the stuffing
  • Last column sews up the bird

TIME OUT! Rip’s already passing to Steven. He says he already threw the eggs in. The refs agree. Alf couldn’t get the stuffing out of the box. Shirley got caught up in the sewing. And Rip, Steven and Fred are the winners.

2 Shirley: SECRET SQUARE! Which president gave us the Fair Deal? Teddy Roosevelt, Herbert Hoover or Harry Truman?
Guess: Truman
Shanna disagrees X (The college students in the audience knew it, too)
3 Rip to win (out of costume pretty fast): The fierce Indian Warrior Geronimo got his name from the Mexicans. What does Geronimo mean in Spanish?
“Parachute Cord”
Guess: Fierce
Fred disagrees TIE GAME! (Jerome)

ROUND 3

Shanna
1 Edwin: Musical Question, take it away, John!

The Power of Love is a curious thing
Makes one man weep, another one sing
Change your heart to a little white dove

Edwin: “And That’s the News, Good Night”
Guess: “And it works like you like a gift from above”
Shanna disagrees O (More than a feeling, that’s the power of love)
2 Steven: What traditionally ends when someone shouts “Thank You, Mr. President!”
Guess: A cabinet meeting
Fred disagrees X (Presidential news conference)
3 Shirley (performing w/Pacific Symphony in near future): Tradition tells us that the Indians provided this main course for the first Thanksgiving. What was the main course?
Big Macs
Guess: Corn
Shanna agrees
“Wonderful answer” but wrong X (Venison)
4 ALF: When preparing Thanksgiving dinner, you should try to prevent something called turkey blowout. What causes it?
Stuffing it with chili
Guess: Cooking it too long
Fred disagrees X (Overstuffing it)
Anyone been there?
One of the cameramen did.

Cameramen don’t have a real life, do they?

5 Rip to block: Do owls ever dance?
“If their tree is on fire”
Guess: No
Shanna agrees WRONG!
6 Finola to win (HONK!), or just for an extra $200. Fred already has the edge.
Question: What well-known legal term literally means “You Have a Body”?
Guess: Quid pro quo (the only legalese she knows)
Fred disagrees WIN! (Habeas Corpus)

Shanna takes home $500 and the home version of The Newlywed Game.

Fred’s winnings are up to $1,800.

After trying the Wagoneer Limited yesterday, Fred has four more choices.

  • Wrangler
  • Comanche X
  • Cherokee Chief
  • Grand Wagoneer

It’s the Red Wrangler “the fun one”. ($12,000) And two more fun ones, Shirley and Mindy, for good luck.

1…2…3…

Sorry, no room for fun. Look on the bridge side, Fred can join our Thanksgiving feast tomorrow.

Hollywood Squares is owned by King World Productions a part of CBS Media Ventures.

CELEBRITY FAMILY FEUD-July 22, 2008

Host: Al Roker
Announcer: Burton Richardson

FIRST MATCHUP

“A Gold Medal Dad and a Hollywood Girl against Mr. Primetime himself.”

Kardashians (playing for the Dream Foundation): Bruce (now Caitlin), Kim (daughter), Kris (then-wife of 17 years), Khloe and Kourtney (daughters)
Sanders (playing for Sanders Claus): Deion (NFL great), Pilar (wife), Deion Jr. (“heir apparent”), Deiondra (college daughter) and Annette (auntie)

Round 1: Top 7 Answers

What’s the first thing you take off when playing strip poker?
Deion: Shoes #1 (51)
Sanders:

  • Pilar: Jacket
  • Deion Jr.: Socks #4 (6)
  • Deiondra: Shirt #2 (26, also blouse)
  • Annette: Belt
  • Deion: Pants

Kardashians to steal: Bra (Al: “Lifting and separating”)…#5 scores 83.

SHOES/BOOTS51BRA2
SHIRT/BLOUSE26HAT2
WATCH/JEWELRY7TIE2
SOCKS6

Round 2: Top 5 Answers

Name a place you wouldn’t want to wake up after a wild night of partying.
Pilar: On the Street #1 (29, anywhere outside)
Sanders:

  • Deion Jr.: The Car #5 (5)
  • Deiondra: In a Hotel #2 (27, Stranger’s Bed)
  • Annette: Jail #3 (20)
  • Deion: In a club, which he doesn’t (WINK! WINK!)
  • Pilar: On the Floor (Sweep for 88, even though it was just Bathroom)
OUTSIDE/STREET29CAR5
STRANGER’S BED27
JAIL20
BATHROOM FLOOR7

TRIPLE ROUND: Top 4 answers

Name something kids do when their pet goldfish dies.
Kris: Flush it down the toilet #2 (23)
Deion Jr.: Cry #1 (57)
Sanders:

  • Deiondra (with some experience): Wanted another one
  • Annette: Have a Funeral #4 (4)
  • Deion: “Can you use that in a sentence?”
  • Pilar: Bury it (Sweep to win 382)
CRY57FUNERAL/CEREMONY4
FLUSH DOWN TOILET23
BURY IT14

“An Olympic Effort” wasn’t enough for the Kardashian/Jenner clan.

SECOND MATCHUP

“One of them bolted for the end zone, the other rode the coach with Johnny Carson.”

McMahons (playing for Horatio Alger Association): Ed (in a neck brace), Pam (wife), Lex (son), Alex (granddaughter) and Sandy (brother-in-law)
Barbers (playing for Fresh Air Fund): Tiki (NFL player and Today cast member), Ginny (wife), Geraldine (mother), Tess and Geoff (kids’ godparents)

Round 1: Top 6 Answers

Name something that people spread.
Tiki: Butter #2 (25)
Ed: Disease #1 (30)
McMahons:

  • Pam: Peanut Butter #4 (9)
  • Lex: Mayonnaise #6 (5)
  • Alex: Jelly #5 (6)
  • Sandy: Legs
  • Ed: “I know I’m done”
  • Pam (after a S-L-O-W repeat) Germs at the buzzer, but already with disease.

Barbers to steal: Spread the word… McMahons pick up 75

GERMS/DISEASES30JELLY6
BUTTER25MAYONNAISE5
RUMORS/GOSSIP18
PEANUT BUTTER9

Round 2: Top 4 Answers

Ginny and Pam hug it out before the face-off. Good sportsmanship!

Name a part of a woman’s body that’s usually larger than a man’s.
Pam: Breasts “No-Brainer” #1 (73)
McMahons:

  • Lex: Backside #2 (18)
  • Alex: Thighs
  • Sandy: Hips (3)
  • Ed: “I’m thinking, I’m thinking”
  • Pam: Mouth

Barbers to steal: Brain…Got it for 93

BUST SIZE73
REAR END18
HIPS3
BRAIN2

Triple Round: Top 4 answers

Lex tries the hug again, only to get “Talk to the Hand” from Geraldine. OUCH!

Name something a man might ask for if he made a deal with the devil.
Lex: X
Geraldine: A Young Bride #3 (17, all women & sex)
Barbers:

  • Tess: Money #1 (46)
  • Geoff: Fit body
  • Tiki: Fame “What you have” Al
  • Ginny: A nice car

McMahons to steal: A career …Barbers up to 283. (Neither team could’ve won)

MONEY46POWER10
IMMORTALITY17
WOMEN/SEX17

SUDDEN DEATH

Name something that gets rubbed.
Jess: Chin…
Alex: Your back…WIN! (300 on the nose)

FINALS: Sanders vs. McMahons
Round 1: Top 6 answers

We asked 100 married men: Name something you wouldn’t want to see your wife holding in her hand when she’s really mad at you.
Deion: Knife #1 (56)
Sanders:

  • Pilar: Frying Pan #2 (13)
  • Deion Jr.: Heal or Shoe
  • Deondra: Divorce Papers #4 (5)
  • Annette: A bat
  • Deion: Gun

McMahons to steal: Credit Card… 74 for Deion’s fam!

KNIFE/CLEAVER56DINNER/COFFEE4
FRYING PAN13THE FAMILY JEWELS3
ROLLING PIN12
DIVORCE PAPERS5

Round 2: Top 5 Answers

Another hug by the tall ladies. Pam also give one to Al, even if he’s a little short.

Name something a man does when he notices he’s getting a big gut.
Pilar: Goes on a diet #2 (19, also less beer)
Pam: Sucks in his stomach #3 (18)
Sanders:

  • Deion Jr.: Works out #1 (32)
  • Deiondra: Buys bigger clothes #5 (8)
  • : Gets a new girlfriend (Worked for Al)
  • Deion: Complains
  • Pilar: (Talks about it after the buzzer)

McMahons to steal: Liposuction, on heavy influence by Pam

Lex: No man gets liposuction
Pam: What century do you live in?

ED SAID IT! THAT’S THE ANSWER! AL WON’T TAKE CRAP FROM ANYONE ELSE!
…Sanders move up to 151

EXERCISES32LARGER CLOTHES8
DIETS/LESS BEER19
SUCKS IT IN18
HE IGNORES IT18

TRIPLE ROUND: Top 4 answers

Name something you think some people do way too fast.
Lex: Talk #2 (27)
Deion Jr.: Getting into relationships
McMahons:

  • Alex: Drive #1 (34)
  • Sandy: Eat #3 (27)
  • Ed, not you Pam. She’s having too much influence.
  • Ed: (Only mumbling)
  • Pam: Get Married…Sweep to stay alive (273)
DRIVE34GET MARRIED3
SPEAK27
EAT27

SUDDEN DEATH:

Name something it would be unwise to do at the office Christmas party.
Alex: Get too drunk…WIN! (Total: 450)

Sanders Claus will get $10K.

FAST MONEY

Questions:

  • Besides the lips, name a part of the body that people kiss
  • Name something people put on celery before eating it
  • Name a masculine color
  • Name the age when a child is toilet-trained
  • Name an item of jewelry people love to wear

Pam:

FOREHEAD8
PEANUT BUTTER*34
BLACK25
TWO*46
DIAMONDS4
TOTAL117
* (Number #1 answer)

Lex:

HANDS+15
SALT27
RED12
ONE+5
RINGS*47
TOTAL $50,000 223
* (Number #1 Answer) + (Repeated Answer First) Other #1 answers: Forehead and 1 y.o.

Family Feud is owned by Fremantle.

CONCENTRATION(syndicated)-#982

Host: Jack Narz
Announcer: Johnny Olson

Jack mentions some special guests with us today. “Mike, Randy, Karen, Melissa, the whole Bunch”

Terri Oaxman (originally from OK, Senior at Cat State Long Beach, major in business finance, graduating this December)
Chris Donahue (1 yr. wedding anniversary back in June, works in real estate)

ROUND 1

HEAD STARTS:

  • 27 REFRIGERATOR (Aman)
  • 13 MACARONI DINNER (Golden Grain)
  • 5 H’HOLD LUBE (CRC)
  • 25 STEREO (Electrophonic)

Terri 10 (Luggage) and 11 (Bonus Number)
Chris 23 (H’Hold Lube) and 5 MATCH!
2 (Take 1 Gift) and 14 LUCKY!
16 (STEREO) and 25 MATCH!
9 (Cassette Record’r) and 21 (Macaroni Dinner)
Terri 13 and 21 MATCH!
4 (Bonus) and 11 MATCH!
1 (Rods and Reels) and 24 (Bonus) and 26 (Pinball Machine)
Chris 12 (Pinball Machine) and 26 MATCH!
30 (Take) and 8 (Refrigerator)
Terri 27 and 8 MATCH!
24 and 30 OOPS!
Chris 19 (Rods and Reels) and 1 HOOKED!
29 (Luggage) and 10 MATCH!
20 (Vanity W/Sink) and 22 (Bonus)
Terri 6 (Vanity W/Sink) and 20 NICE COMEBACK!
9 and 7 (Stoneware)
Chris 17 (Cassette Record’r) and 9 MATCH!
3 (Wild!) and 30 TAKES FRIDGE! (Total $1,200)

Recap: We’re down to the Stoneware, one take and one bonus number

28 (Take) and Chris passes DEFENSE!
Terri 15 (Stoneware) and 7 MATCH!
Guess: JUST LIKE MOTHER USED TO MAKE WIN! ($1,276)

Chest L + Eye + K Moth + IR U’s II M + Hay + K

Terri is shaking all over as she reaches for the cup of water that’s always on the table.

DOUBLE PLAY: Chevrolet Chevette

$100 Puzzle: Metro Ton Weight Ten Mayor STUCK ON REPEAT!
M + Head + T+ Row Gold + W + Hen M + Hay + Ear
METRO GOLDWYN MAYER (She thought the bar of gold was a ton)

ROUND 2

HEAD STARTS

  • 16 VEGAS WEEK (@ Union Plaza)
  • 3 HAIR SPRAY (Adorn)
  • 29 BABY FRESH’NER (Diaparene)
  • 6 BEDROOM (Broyhill Traditional)

Chris 9 (Hot Tray) and 23 LUCKY!
7 (Take) and 25 (Encyclopedia)
Terri 10 (Drapes) and 22 (Bonus)
Chris 29 and 2 (Ladies Clothes)
Both she and Jack were sure that was right
Terri 5 (Wild!) and Bedroom at 6
1 (Bonus) and 22 MATCH!
13 (Movie Camera) and 21 (Drapes) and 10 MATCH!
14 (Bonus) and 26 (Take)
Chris 2 (OOPS!) and 24 (Table Lamps)
Terri 30 (Bonus) and 12 (Table Lamps) SLIPPED AGAIN!
Chris 14 and 30 ONE DOWN!
24 and 12 THAT’S THE OTHER!
18 (Take) and 25 (NOPE!) and 8 (Matched Encyclopedia)
11 (Wild!) and Vegas at 16
19 (Hair Spray) and 3 MATCH! (Over $900)
13 and 20 (Before the Buzzer) LUCKY! (Way to keep the streak alive)
Guess: TENDER LOVING CARE WIN!

T + Hen + Deer Loaf + ING K + Hair

Jack said Chris won over $1,400, but that’s incorrect. Chris sips in peace.

DOUBLE PLAY #2

$100 Puzzle: Hant Jeer Hant a Deer Hoe 7 Ancient…ANOTHER WIPEOUT!
The best Chris can come up with is Enchantable. “You got me”
“H” + Ant DAH + Bull Hoe S + Heaven
AGENT 007

Terri’s grand total: $1,276
Chris’s actual grand total: $1,281

Could that be the closest difference in this version’s run?

Concentration is owned by NBC Universal, a division of Comcast.

MATCH GAME(syndicated)-September 20, 1979

Host: Gene Rayburn
Announcer: Johnny Olson

David Doyle “Charlie’s Angels”Brett SomersCharles Nelson Reilly
Debralee Scott “Angie” Dick MartinPatty Duke Astin

Frank Lockett (member of the L.A. Fire Department, likes water skiing and camping) $0

We finished his second game and now we have get to…

SUPER MATCH
DEVIL ________

Debralee: May Care
Charles: Dog
David: Take the Hindmost (Gene: And I’ll Take the Low Most”)
Charles: DOG

$100‘S FOOD CAKE
$250MADE ME DO IT (Audience choice)
$500MAY CARE
Debralee “I’m always on top”

Frank mercifully sloughs off stage, only getting “some pantyhose” and other assorted parting gifts. “Devil Take the Hindmost” indeed

Sheryl Svensen (Whittier, CA, Phone information operator or “D.A”)
Annie Dale (Nottingham, Eng., published poet/author w/o any money)

GAME 1-Round 1

Sheryl B: Dumb Dora, the interior decorator, is really DUMB! (HOW DUMB IS SHE??!!) She didn’t want a treaty with the Chinese; she was afraid Red China would clash with her ________.

Sheryl: Glasses

Lipstick*Good Linens What She Used on her Table Dining Room Set
Blue TableclothBlue TableclothTablecloth
Given the “Pathetic Answer” of 1979. Gene strongly protests, earning him the “Pathetic M.C.” Award. Dick remembers that was the same joke from the pilot to “Laugh-In”

Annie A: Norm said, “Something crazy happened to my television set. I can see two programs at the same time. It was horrible! Julia Child was ________ Archie Bunker!”

Annie: Kissing (In America for 20 years, and hasn’t watched Julia Child!)

BastingTrussing and Then BastingFrying
CookingBastingWhipping

ROUND 2

Annie A: Gary said, “We’ve got the world’s worst weatherman. If he’d been around in biblical times, he would’ve told Noah it was going to be ________ for 40 days.”

Annie: Dry

Clear & Sunny Clear & Sunny Sunny
Sunny Sunny Dry & Unhealthy to Breathe

Sheryl B: President Carter said, “I heard my brother Billy had given up drinking. Now I wish he’d give up ________ing.”

Sheryl: Talking

Breathing Talking Talking
Talking Talking Thinking and Talking
David says in New York, they call them “Mouth-Breathers” NICE TRY!

but David,

At least Sheryl get another chance

SUPER MATCH
________ JACKSON

“Brat”: Andrew
Patty: Kate (David’s friend)
Dick (Dolly Parton’s favorite): Reggie
“How do you think I got the arthritis”
Annie meant Dolly Martin’s favorite, Bill Daly

Annie: ANDREW

$100MICHAEL
$250KATE
$500REGGIE
Another BUST!

YEESH! After another disaster, Gene wants to start another game. Sheryl picks A, but there’s no time. Only a history lesson from Mr. Reilly, Andrew Jackson was our 9th, no 11th, no, no, 10th president and his vice president was Sid Goldstein.

Match Game is owned by Fremantle.

WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?(syndicated)-My 9th Recap

Host: Meredith Vieira

HOT SEAT: Tom Tracy (Omaha, NE)

Tom is an attorney for the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers, previously a tax attorney.

$100

In the nursery rhyme “Baa, Baa, Black Sheep”, the sheep is asked if he has any what?

A: MilkB: Wool
C: FoodD: Single friends

That would be B, Tom says…YES SIR! YES SIR!

$200

“Fireplug” is another word for which of the following?

A: Fire hydrantB; Fire extinguisher
C: FirewoodD: Fireman

He’s not wasting time. A is his guess…HE’S ON FIRE!

$300

A person who is told “use your gray matter” is being instructed to do what?

A: ExerciseB: Sleep
C: ThinkD: Eat

Something he says he’ll have to do a few more times today. Final answer is C…SO FAR, SO GOOD!

$500

What popular TV series features a group of students known as the “Sweathogs”?

A: Happy DaysB: The Facts of Life
C: The White ShadowD: Welcome Back, Kotter

It was a favorite of his, Tom goes with D…YEP!

$1,000

According to its slogan, the New York Times provides “All the News That’s Fit to” what?

A: PrintB: Read
C: AppearD: Know

Quickly locks in A…AND IT’S GOOD!

$2,000

In 1981, what candy brand introduced a blueberry flavor in honor of Ronald Reagan’s inauguration?

A: DotsB: Jelly Belly
C: StarburstD: Twizzlers

Tom knows Reagan loved his jelly beans. Final answer is B…CORRECT!

$4,000

“Isn’t it rich, are we a pair?” is the opening line of what popular show tune?

A: Send in the ClownsB: The Music of the Night
C: What I Did for LoveD: All That Jazz

Since he’s married, he says there is no right answer, to the question. But he’s 99% percent sure it’s A…Don’t bother, they’re here. HE’S RIGHT AGAIN!

$8,000

If it is 4 p.m. in Boston, Massachusetts, what time is it in Anchorage, Alaska?

A: 9:00 a.m.B: 10:00 a.m.
C: 11:00 a.m.D: Noon

He has an idea but first,

  • A: 6%
  • B: 17%
  • C: 21%
  • D: 56%

Tom had counted the time zones and figured it was Noon. It’s his final answer…AND WE’RE ALL RIGHT!

$16,000

Revolutionary Leon Trotsky was banished from the USSR in 1929 for opposing what sitting leader?

A: Nicholas IIB: Vladimir Lenin
C: Joseph StalinD: Nikita Khrushchev

No waste of time, Tom guesses C…“YES AGAIN!”

Tom and his wife, Marion, hope to adopt, but it’s always a long road. In a magazine, he found out about an open house. It didn’t take anytime once they found a boy named Jack. That was three years ago, and last August, they added Karen to the family. Any big money from here could mean a third baby. As Tom says, “I work. I don’t have to be with them all day”

$32,000

What 1970s rocker and his wife penned the 2002 cookbook, “Kill It & Grill It”?

A: Gene SimmonsB: Ted Nugent
C: Alice CooperD: Iggy Pop

Ted Nugent’s a hunter, so it’s jumping out. Despite his regrets, he’ll make B his final answer.
Does he regret it? Marion wouldn’t regret it, this experience is a blessing.
Well then, HALLEJULAH!

$64,000

capsicum is an active ingredient in which of the following?

A: Smelling saltsB: Pepper spray
C: Shoe polishD: Lip balm

Tom doesn’t wanna regret jumping too quickly.

Leaves A and B (salt and Pepper)
And he goes with B…IT’S GOOD AGAIN!

Tom says he’s a cocky guy, but he’s worried about the Phone a Friends. They’re a little Stupid. WATCH IT!

$125,000

What is the architectural term for the part of a church where the congregation usually sits?

A: NaveB: Ambulatory
C: TransaptD: Apse

Tom’s had a lot of Catholic invocation experience. If he’s wrong, he’ll know where to go for confession. “no Guts, No Glory” Final Answer A…He’s sound like a good-enough Catholic AND HE’S A GREAT PLAYER!

HORN! “OH COME ON, NOT NOW!”

Relax Meredith, I can just fast forward.

DAY TWO

Better hope those Phone a Friend have studied up in the last 24 hours. Hope that and his cockiness are benefits today.

$250,000

A: Road to SingaporeB: The Lemon Drop Kid
C: My Favorite BrunetteD: The Big Broadcast of 1938

Calling Luke, who doesn’t think he’s as smart as Tom.
Unfortunately, Luke is just as lost as Tom is. Guess he’s not getting a share.
Tom’s first thought was a because but he saw it before. At the same time, he’s also leaning toward C. Cockiness alone isn’t going to be enough here. Tom is walking away.
Answer…D

Who Wants to be a Millionaire? is owned by Embassy Row, a division of Sony Pictures Television.

HOLLYWOOD SQUARES-November 28, 1986

Host: John Davidson
Announcer: Shadoe Stevens

ALFSteven Ford
(Young and the Restless)
Chris Lemmon
Mindy Cohn
(The Facts of Life)
Fred WillardShirley Jones
Finola Hughes
(General Hospital)
Edwin NewmanRip Taylor

O DeAnn Samplee (Bakersfield, CA, sign language instructor)
She gives a demonstration following John’s instructions


X Fred Dybal (3-Day Champ: $3,100)

ROUND 1-DeAnn starts

1 Chris: According to USA Today, when an executive makes coffee for his secretary, it usually indicates he is what?
“Paying her rent”
Guess: Intending to fire her
DeAnn disagrees O (He is a secure executive)
2 Edwin: On your desk are the words to one of the most time-honored Mother Goose Rhymes. Edwin will sing it:

The Eensy Weensy spider climbed up the water spout
Down came the rain and washed the spied out
Out came the sunshine and dried up all the rain (ALF gags)
And the Eensy weensy spider climbed up the spout again.

Question: What country were the Mother Goose stories first published?
Guess: Germany
Fred disagrees X (England, 1760)
3 Fred: True or False? George Washington had a half-brother named Larry who served in the British Navy.
And two other brothers Curly and Moe

Guess: True
DeAnn agrees O
4 Finola to block: According to Redbook Magazine, is it better for you to take long hot showers or quick warm showers?
“It depends who you’re with”
Guess: Quick warm showers
Fred agrees X (Hot showers dry the skin)
5 Rip to block: True or false? There’s a little amusement park in Oklahoma(True! False!)
…where all the attractions are based on stories from the Bible.
“My favorite is Sodom and Gomorrah land”
Guess: True
DeAnn agrees O (DeAnn’s husband is a Baptist Minister)
Fred can only block one at a time
6 Shirley to block: According to superstition, why do wedding guests throw rice at newlyweds?
“Toasters are too dangerous”
Guess: For good luck
Fred agrees WRONG! (So they’ll have many children)
7 Shirley to win (Sorry, ALF): According to Health Magazine, if a hotel wants to keep Frank Sinatra happy, it should always have a jar of it waiting for him. A jar of what?
Guess: Spaghetti sauce
DeAnn disagrees WIN! (Peanut Butter)

SECRET SQUARE: Trip to Puerto Vallarta, MX (Western Airlines; Buganvillias Sheraton)

Fred starts
1 Fred (making up for being a short-tempered cook yesterday): According to the book “How to Use Colors to Sell”, customers who like red are extroverted. Customers who like yellow are intellectual. What are customers who like purple?
Red(Extrovert) + Blue(Sad) = Insane people
Guess: Artistic people
Fred (the contestant) disagrees O
2 Chris: The early Romans brought live chickens to the table and dumped them in red wine. Why did they do this?
“They wanted to drown them”|
Guess: To prepare them for plucking
DeAnn disagrees O (To Flavor the birds)
3 Finola to block: Does Cosmopolitan think you’ll get better service by flirting a little?
Guess: Yes
Fred agrees WRONG! (Flirting could be misinterpreted)
4 Finola to win: According to New Woman Magazine, do couples who sleep together get more or less sleep than when either partner sleeps alone.
Guess: Less
DeAnn disagrees X (Around 30 times a night)
John got lost on who gets the Square. DITTO!
5 Mindy: 800 women from over 12 nations have appeared on “Facts of Life.”

…met in Washington D.C. recently. What was the #1 issue discussed?
Guess: Nuclear disarmament
Fred disagrees X (Lack of attention to women’s issues)
6 ALF to block: Just before Monday’s show our staff played a joke on John that the show had a new sponsor. Larva, a gag soft drink. We see the outtakes as John struggles to keep his composure.
What we didn’t see is John actually drink the stuff. Did he?
“That was a clip. Looked like a pilot”
Guess: “No one’s that stupid, then again”
DeAnn agrees, show the clip:
HE DID!
6 ALF to win: “I apologize, you are that stupid”
Question: What’s a finger wave?
Moving your finger up and down (ALF Demonstrates)
Guess: A Hairdo
Fred agrees TIE GAME! (Method of setting hair)
Secret Square: Edwin

ROUND 3

DeAnn starts
1 Chris (HONK!) to decide: This screen goddess of the 50s who starred in such movies as Vertigo, Pal Joey, Bell Book and Candle, recently made her debut on TV’s Falcon Crest. Who is she?
Guess: Kim Novak
DeAnn agrees NEW CHAMPION!

Fred’s total winnings: $3,600 and a home version of Price is Right

Are the signs with DeAnn? She picks a new key from John’s bowl. Which Jeep will she go for?

  • Wrangler
  • Comanche X
  • Cherokee Chief
  • Wagoneer Limited
  • Grand Wagoneer

DeAnn wants the big one, the Grand Wagoneer ($25,049). And since it’s Friday, everyone is her good luck celebrity, except ALF. He busy guzzling Larva, “I’m gonna go spin a web now”

3…2…1…VVROOM! ($25,749)

A toast to DeAnn’s first-day car win!

I wanted LARVA, DAMNIT! LARVA!

Two new contestants on Monday and these nine new celebs!

  • Gil Gerard (Sidekicks)
  • Ahmad Rashad (NBC Sports)
  • Brad Garrett
  • Pat McCormick
  • Arleen Sorkin (Days of Our Lives)
  • Bob Vila (This Old House)
  • Sarah Purcells (Real People)
  • Jose Feliciano
  • Betty White

Hollywood Squares is owned by King World Productions a part of CBS Media Ventures.

CONCENTRATION(syndicated)-#981

Host: Jack Narz
Announcer: Johnny Olson

Freda Merrick (married w/two kids, administrative specialist for computer company)

Bonnie Taft (MO, elementary teacher, married, earning Masters at Long Beach State)

ROUND 1 (FREE LOOK GAME)

HEAD STARTS:

  • 13: ELECTRIC RANGE (Kelvinator)
  • 21: IMPORT CHEESE (Danish Cheese)
  • 28: BABY FRESH’NER (Diaparene)
  • 19: WASHER & DRYER (Maytag)

Freda 7 (Mini Library) and 24 (Outdoor Furn.)
Bonnie 5 (Mattress Set) and 17 LUCKY!
6 (C. B. Radio) and Back to 24
Freda 29 (C.B. Radio) and 6 MATCH!
15 (Take 1 Gift) and Back to 21
Bonnie 9 (Free Look)
No waiting, we just reveal that square right now.
26 (Take) and 10 (Baby Fresh’ner)
Freda 19 and 7 UGH!
Bonnie 10 and 28 THAT’S BETTER!
30 (Electric Range) and 13 MATCH!
21 and 15
Freda 1 (Bonus Number) and 25 LUCKY!
16 (Take) and 27 (Free Look) and 4 OFF THE HOOK!
She takes the Range from Bonnie.
20 (WILD!) and 2 (Import Cheese)
14 (Crepe Maker) and 26 (Take) and 3 (WILD!)
Freda chooses the Take and the Mattress
18 (Bonus Number) and 22 (Crepe Maker)
Bonnie 11 (Washer & Dryer) and 19 NICE SAVE!
14 and 22 GOT IT RIGHT!
15 and 21 OOPS!
Freda 12 (Outdoor Furn.) and 24 MATCH! (Over $1,400)
Guess: JUST FOR OLD TIME’S SAKE WIN! $1,497

Chest 4 Hole + D Tie + M S + Hay + K

DOUBLE PLAY: Chevrolet Chevette

$100 Puzzle: I’ll Be In…Scottle For, “I’ll be in Scotland Before You” (4 sec. Left)
Aisle Bee Inn S + Cot + L + Hand Bee + IV “U”

Car Puzzle: Betty Dugal…NOPE!
P + Ad + Tee D + Hoo + K P + Oar + Tray + D Heh + Link + “L” + Ear
PATTY DUKE PORTRAYED HELEN KELLER

ROUND 2

HEAD STARTS

  • 18 REC. SOFA (La-Z-Boy)
  • 26 HONEY (Sue Bee)
  • 7 HOME WAVE (Toni)
  • 15 2 PORT. T.V.’S (Panasonic B&W)

Bonnie 1 (Treas’re Finder) and 14 (Wild!)
22 (Treas’re Finder) and 10 (Bonus)
Freda 4 (Rec. Sofa) and 18 MATCH!
30 (Bonus) and 10 MATCH!
21 (Take) and 9 (Kitchen Ware) and 6 (Honey)
Bonnie 26 and 6 SWEET!
3 (His & Her Bikes) and Back to 22
Freda 29 (Home Wave) and 7 MATCH!
27 (Bonus) and 5 (T.V. Games)
Bonnie 25 (Sewing Machine) and 12 LUCKY! (Over $800)
20 (Kitchen Ware) and 13 (Linens)
Freda 22 and 11 (Take)
Bonnie 11 and 21
Takes so much time concentrating on the board, she forgets about the take. Finally chooses the Sofa. (Up to $1,400)
28 (Take) and 2 (2 Port. T.V.’s)
Freda 15 and 2 MATCH!
3 and 28 OOPS!
Bonnie 22 and 20 AARGH!
Freda 24 (Linens) and 5 OH, COME ON!
Bonnie 13 and 24 THANK HEAVENS!
Guess: A HEROIC WELCOME WRONG!
23 (His & Her Bikes) and 3 MATCH! (Over $2,000)
Guess: A HERO’S WELCOME THAT’S BETTER!

A H + Ear + Rose Well + Comb

DOUBLE PLAY #2

$100 Puzzle: A Lass Duz Ant Leaf Here N-more, A Lass Doesn’t Leave Here…UH OH!
AH + Lass DUZ + Ant Leaf H + Ear “N” + Knee M + Oar
ALICE DOESN’T LIVE HERE ANYMORE

$50 Puzzles

Freda: BARNEY MILLER (No hesitation)
Barn + Knee Mill + Ear

Bonnie: Monty Awl, MONTY HALL
M + On + Tea H + Awl

Concentration is owned by NBC Universal, a division of Comcast.

MATCH GAME(syndicated)-September 19, 1979

Host: Gene Rayburn
Announcer: Johnny Olson

David Doyle “Charlie’s Angels”Brett SomersCharles Nelson Reilly
Debralee Scott “Angie” Dick MartinPatty Duke Astin

Terry Johnson (married, plays viola in a small orchestra, taught in Germany and now 4th grade in Cali.) 0
Frank Lockett (member of the L.A. Fire Department, likes water skiing and camping) 0

GAME 1-Round 2

Frank A: Ken said “My wife is really getting fat! Not only does she have a spare tire around her stomach, she has a spare tire around her ________.”

This oughta be an easy one for you, Chubby!

Gene to David

Frank: Boobs

ChinBig Fat MouthNeck
AnklesButtMouth

Terry B: Mr. and Mrs. Smith said, “This summer we’re trying something new. We’re sending our dog to camp and we’re sending our son to ________.”

Terry: The Kennel

  • David: The Kennel WIN!
  • Brett: A Very Nice Kennel
  • Debralee and Patti: The Pound (which likely would’ve scored, too)
  • Audience: Obedience School

Frank is sent back to the camp house until the next game.

SUPER MATCH
________ A PICTURE

Patty: Pretty as
Charles: Draw
Brett: Take
Terry: TAKE

$100PRETTY AS
$250PAINT
$500TAKE

HEAD-TO-HEAD: Debralee (just past the left star)
________ SHERRY

Terry: Cooking
Debralee: Dry (thought of Cooking first)

GAME 2-ROUND 1

Frank A: Dumb Donald said, “I just built a swimming pool, but I didn’t want anyone to drown, so I filled it with ________.”

Frank: Dirt

FeathersCementCement
CementSandJello
Frank’s record: 0-18

Terry B: Did you hear about the crazy scientist who invented a perfume for delicatessen waitresses? It’s called “Eau de ________”.

Terry: Salami

CamembertPicklee’Pickle Juice
PastramiSalami Lox
Gene’s answer: Eau de Bologne

ROUND 2

Terry B: Jim said, “I have the world’s toughest dog. Today he was out on the yard barbecuing a ________.”

Terry: The Mailman

BearA 7-year-old boy who lived next doorA Hot Man
Dog CatcherMarinated Burglar
Patty is upset everyone doesn’t agree hers is the definitive answer.

Frank A: Howard Cosell said, “I have the acute feeling my wife is no longer enamored of me. Today, she scoured the oven with my ________.”

Frank: Toupee

Toope Rug, Toupee, Wig, etc. <— with my*
Toupee Toupee Toupee
Pointing to Charles’s version

Even Frank couldn’t blow that! Terry leaves with her $500, Frank will have to wait for his stash tomorrow. But first, that great impersonator…DAVID DOYLE.

“Who stole the strawberries”
Brett and Charles: James Cagney

“Why they say James Cagney?”
Brett and Charles: James Garner

“There’s nothing funny about this group”
Brett and Charles (All totally rehearsed): Liberace

On a scale of 1-10, Gene ranks this routine at -8.

Match Game is owned by Fremantle.

WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?(syndicated)-2002-03

Host: Meredith Vieira

HOT SEAT: Ron Russell (Richland, WA)

Ron doesn’t have any characters like the last contestant did, at least not on Family TV.

$100

According to a popular saying, “People who live in glass houses shouldn’t” do what?

A: Throw stonesB: Raise eyebrows
C: Build wallsD: Watch Cinemax

That would be A, right…RIGHT!

$200

What classic nursery rhyme character is described as a “merry old soul”?

A: Little Jack HornerB: Georgie Porgie
C: Old King ColeD: Humpty Dumpty

Ron believes it’s C…AND A MERRY OLD SOUL IS HE!

$300

According to a classic children’s song, “Who can take the sunlight” and “sprinkle it with dew”?

A: The Cookie ManB: The Candy Man
C: The Ice Cream ManD: The Pudding Man

He’s going with B…YESSIR!

$500

A person suffering from astigmatism would most likely wear which of the following?

A: EyeglassesB: Hearing aid
C: Neck braceD: Retainer

Ron can see his final answer: A…and Meredith can “see a man who just won $500”

$1,000

The title of a popular men’s magazine, “GQ” is short for “Gentleman’s” what?

A: QuintessentialB: Queries
C: QualityD: Quarterly

He’s got this too! It’s D…PIECE OF CAKE!

$2,000

The pen-shaped instrument used with electronic organizers is called a what?

A: SaberB: Stylus
C: AwlD: Nib

We found his weakness, not being very tech savvy. Luckily there are a lot of people behind him that could help.

  • A: 4%
  • B: 76%
  • C: 7%
  • D: 13%

That’s what Ron was thinking. B is the final answer…ALL GOOD!

$4,000

Which of these animals is also known as an anteater?

A: AardvarkB: Platypus
C: SlothD: Muskrat

Not that the audience is done, he doesn’t have to worry about what he says…well, not entirely. Ron believes Aardvark means “Earth Pig” and he knows a few sloths from work. He’s not one here, locking in A…GOT IT!

$8,000

In the 1988 movie “Rain Man”, Raymond insists on buying his underwear from what retailer?

A: Wal-MartB: Woolworth
C: JC PenneyD: Kmart

Ron quickly picking D, but a bit of a pause to confirm…DEFINITELY, DEFINITELY KMART

Tom Cruise in the movie said Kmart sucks. Will Ron starts going? No, sticking to Wal-Mart or what GQ says.

$16,000

Since 1998, Lance Armstrong has ridden in the Tour de France with a team sponsored by which of the following?

A: United States NavyB: Reebok
C: U.S. Postal ServiceD: Microsoft

“I Like the Question” Ron’s a big fan of Lance, an American Hero.

Anyway, Ron picks A…AND DELIVERING A RIGHT ANSWER!

The video didn’t have the next segment. I can tell you that he got the $32,000 without using another lifeline. Good thing, because he needed both for the next question.

$64,000

The Amazon river originates in what country?

Ron’s friend said it’s Peru, but that’s not good enough.

A: ColombiaB: Peru

He’ll locks in B and…

Did Ron think Meredith was being cold? Time to warm him up…IT’S PERU!

$125,000

A $40 million endowment created in 1924 prompted Trinity College to change its name to what?

A: Emory UniversityB: Vanderbilt University
C: Rice UniversityD: Duke University

He quickly pivots toward D. “I Shouldn’t say I know it” Ron does figure the “Duke” isn’t John Wayne. $125K is four years salary and probably a sweet monster truck. He’d said he wouldn’t guess after 64K, is this more than a “guess”.

It is! D is the final answer.

“Stop doubting yourself”

$250,000

Who was emperor of Rome when Jesus Christ was crucified?

Already he’s saying “NO WAY!” At least see the choices Ron!

A: TiberiusB: Claudius
C: TitusD: Nero

He was thinking Pontius Pilate. Titus is popping out, but it’s only a guess this time. TIME TO GO! The Answer…A.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire? is owned by Embassy Row, a division of Sony Pictures Television.