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1980 Arte Johnson Britt Ekland Buddy Hackett Gabe Kaplan Greg Morris Hollywood Squares Patrick Wayne Paul Lynde Peter Marshall Phyllis Diller Pia Zadora

HOLLYWOOD SQUARES-December 24, 1980

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Host: Peter Marshall
Announcer: Kenny Williams

O: Kathy Thomas (homemaker and mother of two, volunteer and married to pianist working the Tropicana)
X: (Mike Baggett, English teacher at Vegas’s Chapparal High School, baseball coach and bachelor)

Round 1 Prize: Broyhill 11pc. Living Room Set (over $2,900)

Kathy’s first
1 Paul: According to Rosalind Carter, how did little Amy take it when she learned she wasn’t going to live in the White House anymore?
“The crying and screaming went on for hours until Amy said, “Knock it off, Daddy.””
Guess: She took it very well
Kathy agrees X
2 Gabe who Mike has fought his image as a teacher for years:
According to Man and Woman Magazine, in an Anfrican tribal village, what does it probably mean when a young warrior puts on makeup and starts dancing.”
“There’s a Peter Allen concert in Nairobi”
Guess: He Wants to be Chief
Mike disagrees X (Wants a wife)
3 Arte to block: Do they sing “Auld Lang Syne” in India?
(Arte replies in Broken Indian I don’t dare repeat)
Guess: Yes, actually a top song
Kathy disagrees WRONG
4 Arte to win: According to the Book of Weird, what happens when a Wolf Man dies?
“He comes back as a mushroom spore” (No Laughter)
Guess: Turns to dust
Mike agrees O (Turns back into a normal man)
5 Phyllis: At a formal dinner, how should you eat frog legs?
Buddy: “After they’re dead”
Phyllis: She was at a restaurant with her dog “Fang”. They got upset because Fang “wouldn’t eat with a knife and fork, because she absolutely loved those goldfish”
Guess: Pick ’em Up and Eat ’em
Kathy disagrees X
6 Greg to win: According to the the book “The Great Quotations”, who is famous for saying “Bolshevism is knocking at our gates. We can’t afford to let it in” Franklin Roosevelt, Winston Churchill or Al Capone?
Guess: Capone
Mike disagrees O
7 Buddy: In terms of radiation, is it hazardous to eat the luminous dial on your wristwatch?
Buddy tells us Radii once made a watch. No numbers, no hands “Just sent out a white light to burn your nose off.” They needed worm blood to dilute the paint.
Guess: Yes
Kathy agrees X “They Don’t taste very good”
8 Patrick to win: Wrong Way Corrigan made a name for himself in the history books. He did something the wrong way, what did he do?
Guess: Ran the wrong Way for a touchdown
Mike agrees O (Flew the wrong way heading to California and wound up in Ireland)
9 Pia to stop a five-square win: According to the fairy tale, the king’s huntsman just couldn’t bring himself to do something when he took Snow White into the woods. What was it?
“How old was he?”
Guess: Couldn’t leave her there
Kathy disagrees O (He couldn’t kill her)
10 Britt to decide: Do you have to pay income tax on alimony?
Guess: Yes
Mike agrees WIN!

Round 2 Prize: Pearl Grandfather Clock ($1,100)

Today’s Big Winner (Over $4,500):
* Trip to Kauai (1 wk.@ Hanalei Bay Resort, Airfare via Western)
* Puch Maxi Moped
* Joy Stevens Ladies’ Fashion
* Venture 7pc. Luggage
* Eumig Nautica Movie Camera/Projector

Mike first
1 Paul: According to studies, will being breastfed make you smarter?
“I’m willing to try anything”
Guess: No
Mark agrees O
2: Patrick: According to the famous line by T.S. Eliot, what ends with a whimper?
Guess: A Love Affair
Kathy agrees X (The World)
3 Arte: In France, you’d be called “”. In Germany you would be called “Schwenger”. What would you be called here?
“Leon Krafty, an expert free thrower”
Guess: Pregnant
Mike agrees X
4 Phyllis to block: It’s proper to give your boss two weeks notice before you quite a job. Acoording to the book of Modern Manners, should a boss give you two weeks notice before he fires you?
“very small office that stops on every floor” or on a map in their office “loosen your tack”
Guess: Yes
Kathy agrees WRONG (He does have to pay you, though)
5 Phyllis to Win: Do Hari Krishna followers wear anything under those orange robes?
Guess: “I Hope Not”
Mike disagrees WIN! (They wear traditional undergarments)

Last Time, they stopped me at the airport. I said I gave him another life

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Round 3 Prize: Jenn-Air Convertible Grill Range ($1,000+)

Don’t forget that $100,000 tournament including…

  • Domes America Geodismic Home
  • Midas Van
  • $20,000 Cash

Kathy Starts Round 3

1 Gabe: In a large area of Europe, if you see a sign on a house with a picture of a green bed, it means there’s a room for rent. What does it mean if the bed is read?
“The person who just used the room had a rash”
Guess: There’s no room
Kathy agrees O
2 Paul: What’s the famous Spanish word that means silly, foolish, stupid, dumb and fool?
“Señor”
No guess “Tonto”
New question: According to research, who are the loneliest people around?
“Chrysler Dealers”
Guess: The elderly
Mike disagrees X (Teenagers)
3 Buddy: Is there such a thing as a kosher pencil?
Guess: Yes, until it gets greasy
Kathy disagrees X (Used by butchers to classify kosher meat)
4 Patrick to win: Who is responsible for sinking a ship named the Essex?
Guess: John Paul Jones
Mike disagrees WIN AGAIN! (Moby Dick)

Round 4 Prize: DuPont Antron III Carpeting

Mike starts
1 Paul: True or False? A man of the cloth gave us bourbon whiskey.
“Bless Him”
Guess: True
Mike agrees X (Elijah Craig, the “Father of Bourbon”)
2 Arte: The Chinese gave us spaghetti, gunpowder and kites. Did they also give us the bagel?
(Broken Chinese with Buddy)
Guess: Yes
Kathy disagrees O
3 Buddy: Back in Ancient Egypt, it was common practice to remove the insides of something, wash the outside stuff it with spices, soak it for 70 days in the salt solution, wash it again, wrap it up and then you’d have…
“It would’ve been be done with the new Chevette but they didn’t have one.”
Guess: A Body (after the honk sounded)
Mike agrees X (2 to 1 win) (It was a mummy)

Kathy leaves with nothing!
Mike’s total: $11,130

Plug for Pia’s new movie “Butterfly” where she plays a 17-year-old. “I skipped two years”

Images of game board based on original by FromEquestria2LA on Deviantart.

Hollywood Squares is owned by King World Productions a part of CBS Media Ventures.

1968 Arlene Francis Gene Rayburn Johnny Olson Meredith MacRae Soupy Sales Wally Bruner What's My Line?

WHAT’S MY LINE?-September 11, 1968

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Host: Wally Bruner
Announcer: Johnny Olson
Celebrity Panel:

  • Soupy Sales
  • Meredith MacRae
  • Gene Rayburn
  • Arlene Francis

FIRST GUEST: Miss X

She’s self-employed and deals in a service. (Wally forgets to show the audience the answer

1 Gene: Is it a physical activity?
Yes
Do you wear a certain costume when you perform?
Yes
Is it in the general field of entertainment?
Yes
Is it something that might go on in New York?
Yes
Could I do it with you?
Yes
“Would you like to meet me after the show?”
Yes (OH-OH!)
Would it be a pleasurable experience?
Yes “You do your show and I’ll do mine!”
Would it be remunerative to you?
Yes (There’s some compensation for her)
Would it change my physical appearance?
“It Could” but for the most part, No $5

2 Arlene: Is it a good idea to have music playing?
Yes
Does dancing come into it in anyway?
Yes
Are you a go-go dancer or belly dancer?
THE SECOND ONE

And Miss X’s real name is…LITTLE EGYPT! The Little Egypt, great granddaughter of the original who performed at the Chicago World’s Fair in 1893. This Little Egypt has been performing since five, but in nightclubs for about 6 1/2 years. And it pays extremely well…SHOCKER! Wally decides to pay her well by awarding the entire $50.

She went out the wrong way. Should I go get her?

Gene

SECOND GUEST: The Rev. Dale Lend (former assistant pastor of St. Peter’s Lutheran Church)

While attending school for his Masters at New York Theological Seminary, he’s in an occupation. It’s salaried and deals with a service.

1 Arlene: Have anyone ever called you a “swinging minister”?
Yes
Are you interested in new music?
Yes, but it might lead you on the wrong path. Wally lets it go. Since it ruined her plan, Arlene will pass. NOW it’s a No $5

2 Soupy: “You’re the guys who originated turtlenecks”
Something concerned with entertainment?
No $10

3 Meredith: Does it involve teaching?
No $15

4 Gene: Is it a full-time job?
Yes
Are people’s lives benefited in any way?
Perhaps (Let the laughter begin)
Sex involved?
Yes
Families?
Mmmm….No $20

5 Arlene: Do you move around from place to place?
No $25

6 Soupy: Something that I might come to you?
Yes
If I had this problem, would I have a problem?
Perhaps
If I came to you over a period of time, would it change my outlook?
The Rev. thinks so
When a person finishes coming to you, are they liable not to bother with a particular vice? Gambling, drinking, wild wild women?
Yes
Do you deal with alcoholics?
Sometimes, Soupy Passes

7 Meredith: Are you involved with gambling or card playing?
No $30

8 Gene: Do you work with young people or teenagers? (Arlene: “Alcoholic teenagers”)
No $35

9 Arlene: Does psychology have anything to do with you job?
Psychology made fit in to any job, but overall in this case, No! $40

10 Soupy: Anything to do with Alcoholics Anonymous?
No $45

11: Meredith: Do you come in contact physically?
Game Over $50

The Rev. must confess: He’s a BARTENDER. He works at Mr. Lacy’s in NYC for the last seven months and graduated from the International Bartending School. No, Arlene it’s not a milk bar. And at the job, Dale’s Reverend Uniform stays at home. On Sunday, he preaches at various congregations as a fill-in. It’s a way to relate to people he wouldn’t meet at work.

MYSTERY GUEST

1 Meredith: Are you in the entertainment business?
Yes (sounds like Donald Duck)
2 Gene: Are you an actor?
Yes
3 Arlene: Are you also a singer?
Yes
4 Soupy: Are you currently starring on your own television show?
No
5 Meredith: Are you my father?
YES, Gordon MacRae

Gordon’s been doing that “Donald” voice since Meredith’s been a baby. Now he’s doing it with her 2-month-old daughter, Amanda. He was hoping Meredith would catch on, since only Rich Little can do it better. (What about Clarence Nash?) The proud father dotes on his other daughter, Heather. She’s appearing in a movie and previous in a show called “Here’s Where I Belong” Truthfully, Gordon and the missus never gave advice about going into show business. He didn’t even know when Meredith got her first TV role in “My Three Sons”. The girls discovered it for themselves. Meredith said they’d preferred she’d become an English teacher.

Closing: Gene is a Yachtsman. Living in Long Island Sound, he was surrounded by boat races, but only got into it 3-4 years. Moving to Cape Cod, Gene bought a 13 ft. Fiberglas Catamaran and discovered the thrill of sailing against the elements.

He was in a yacht just the other day. He chased his girl around the deck for three hours.

Soupy

Gene gets more time with boats that he did with flying a plane.

The stalling ends so we could get to the real show: Little Egypt showing her stuff!

What’s My Line? is owned by Fremantle.

1984 Let's Make a Deal

LET’S MAKE A DEAL-October 5, 1984

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Host: Monty Hall
Featuring: Brian Cummings

Monty gives a salute to a group from La Belle, France before we start with business.

FIRST TRADER: Susan Pratt (lettuce hair and yellow boa)

Susan like lettuce, maybe she likes cabbage. We have some here in a Superseal crisper. Of course, we’re not talking veggies, we’re talking money. Will Susan keep it or trade for Melanie’s Diamond Box? She takes the box. How much lettuce was in the bowl? $1,500!! Behind the box….a Gibson Side-by-Side Fridge/Freezer stocked with Bright & Early Breakfast Drink ($1,220) Plenty of room for an extra wig, but maybe she’d like to swap for Curtain #2. Susan needs the Fridge and passes. Behind the Curtain…1/2 A CAR (It was split in a divorce)

SECOND GROUP OF DEALERS: Donna Dunlap (maid in curlers), Robert Jeffress (big banana) and Julie Stone (Southern belle and straw hat)

Donna gets $350. Robert gets $350. And Julie gets…oops, Monty’s a little short on cash. We’ll fix that! Donna can spend her money on the spotted box and Julie gets the leftovers. Donna chooses the box. While Julie has her cash, our maid gets a KitchenAid Dishwasher W/ElectraSol and a Genie JetVac ($909.90) Maybe Robert can give her his $350 in exchange for Curtain #1? Nope, he hands her the Curtain instead. Behind it…a Woods of America Rocking Horse. (Brian the Cowboy from Indiana)

Now Julie can trade her $350 (and horse) for Curtain #3. Leftovers go to…Monty. Julie gives ’em back in exchange for… a Schafer & Sons Decorator Console Piano ($2,025)

THIRD DEALERS: Patty and Mark Lavorne (Raggedy Ann and Andy)

Money is going to be spent at $600 a minute. Four items to price on the table. If the Lavornes make the range the first time, they get $300. Each win after that doubles their bank. A potential $2,400 is up for grabs.

First Item: Clorets Breath Mints (1 roll) within 30 cents.
Guess: 40¢
ARP: 45¢ $300

Second: d’Amelia Pasta (16 oz. Box) within 50 cents.
Guess: $1.20
ARP: $1.00 $600

Third: Dentu-Creme (3.9 oz.) within 50 cents.
Guess: $2.10
ARP: $1.89 $1,200

For the Sweep: True Value Harvard Cutlery (3 pc.) within $5
Guess: $35
ARP:

How about spending that $1,200 on what’s behind Curtain #3? No sir, they’re going for the big money! Behind the curtain…THE BACK HALF OF THE CAR!

ARP of the Knives: $29.95 (Missed by 5 cents)

$1,200 it is for the Lavornes.

FOURTH DEAL: Carol McCreery (cowboy)

Is Carol a generous lady? She’ll have to give one of these items away. A bunch of bills with a $10 up front OR a fancy ring

Mita Lubliner (bride)

And Mita is married but never had a ring. Carol gives it to her. Now she can give the money pack away for Curtain #2? She’s keeping the money. Behind the curtain…DAYS OF THE WEEK WHEELBARROWS.

Opening the plastic, there’s 60 ten-dollar bills.
60 X 10 = $600

And what about Mita? Is she generous enough to give the ring back to Monty? He’s willing to give her the comet box in return. Mita says “I Do” to the ring. She turned down…a Speed Queen Washer/Dryer. ($999.90) Now about that ring…it’s from Zirconia Fine Jewelry 14k gold solitaire and 2 kt. zirconia Value: $175

“I’ll tell everyone it’s real”

Mita’s plan for her husband
JULIE$2,025
SUSAN$1,220
PATTY & MARK$1,200
DONNA$909.90
CAROL$600
ROBERT$350
MITA$175

BIG DEAL OF THE DAY: $8,347

Julie and Susan are in.

It’s a Homemaker’s Package: a Litton Go-Anywhere Microwave and Ovenware plus Alcas Cutco Cutlery ($818) And it goes to…Neither!

Monty’s Cookie Jar is back and it’s pretty good…$2,123. Julie can use it for UC Santa Cruz to study literature. Susan’s, however, has does even better with…

First we have Galaxy Ariba Carpeting (50 sq. yds.),. Perfect for under a Jules Seltzer Living Room Suite and Sharp 25″ TV. Yet, Susan still regrets trading that refrigerator she really needed. Well, this might help. Remember the crisper she traded to get the fridge? Monty gives her a check worth the same amount that was inside…$1,500! ($8,347)

Total Winnings: $13,704.90

Quicke: Bill Veerman (New Jersey Hat) is offered $200 for a hunting license. Nope! Fishing license? Nope! Marriage license? NO! Driver’s license. Yes, that’s $100.

The image of the three doors is from cwashington2019 on Deviantart.

Let’s Make a Deal is owned by Fremantle.

1966 Allen Ludden Gary Morton Lucille Ball Password

PASSWORD (daytime)-September 22, 1966 (Day 4 of Lucy and Friends Week)

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Host: Allen Ludden
Announcer: Lee Vines
(Wednesday isn’t available)

Lucille Ball (“The Lucy Show”) and Richard Crenna (“The Sand Pebbles“) 8 vs. Gary Morton (Lucy’s husband) and Ruth Berle (wife of Milton Berle) 24

A plug for Lucy and Gary’s special shot in London and in Color. For black and white TV’s, Gary has painted numbers on everyone so you can tell. Many of Lucy’s friends are waiting in the wings to play and we don’t have a lot of time.

RESUMING GAME #1: Lucy Gives to Dick in a must-win situation

10 points: AGGREGATION-PERTURBED (Dick realized it too late)
9: BAND-GROUP
8: MUSICAL-ENSEMBLE
7: BAND-ORCHESTRA $100

LIGHTNING ROUND

PORK-BEANS, STRIP-BACON $50
MAC-TRUCK $100
SICK-WELL, WELL-ILL $150
SAD-HAPPY, SAD-GLAD $200
BUBBLY-EFFERVESCENT, DRINK-CHAMPAGNE $250 in just past 30 seconds

Allen points out bacon “He (Gary) just couldn’t say it”

GAME #2: WORD #1-Gary to Dick

10 points: MARCONI (Gary went right after the bell)-TELEGRAPH
9: BOX-RADIO

WORD #2-Dick Gives

10: PUCK-HOCKEY

WORD #3-Lucy gives

10: BASEBALL-DIAMOND
9: DECISION-UMPIRE 19

WORD #4-Ruth gives

10: PRISONER-INMATE
9 (for the win): MANACLES-CHAINS
8: An obvious visual hint-HANDCUFFS 17

WORD #5-Gary gives

10(to win): EXCESS-ACIDITY

9(to win): LUGGAGE-BAGGAGE Up to $450

LIGHTNING ROUND #2

QUARTET-SINGERS, THREAD- STOVE, GROCERY-THREAD, TIE-ROPE, SMALLER-STRING
HEAR-LISTEN
YAY-CHEER, FOR-YELL, EVERYONE-APPLAUD, SQUAD-FOOTBALL then BASEBALL, then COLLEGE, NINE-BASEBALL (TEAM)
LUCY!!!!!!!

Ruth still has $550 total.

Lucy and Desi Arnaz Jr. (son, “Dino, Desi and Billy”) vs. Gary vs. Lucie Arnaz (Lucy’s daughter)

GAME #1: WORD #1-Lucy to Desi

10 points: WOBBLE-SQUIBBLE
9: SQUIBBLE-WIGGLE

WORD #2-Desi to Lucy

10: BEAR-GRIZZLY
9: BABY-NAKED
8: LITTLE-CUB

WORD #3-Gary to Lucie

10: BLACKBOARD-CHALK 19

WORD #4-Desi gives

10: SPOILED-BRAT 18

WORD #5-Gary gives

10 (to win): SCHOOL-KINDERGARTEN $100

LIGHTNING ROUND #3

TIE-CLASS, TIE-SHIRT $50
MAID-BUTLER $100
GUN-PISTOL, LARGER-RIFLE $150
CEMENT-BRICK, CEMENT-PAVEMENT, SLAB-ROCK, CEMENT- (passes on CONCRETE)
SAD-HAPPY $300 Total

GAME #2: WORD #1-Gary to Desi

10: LANDING-GEAR
9: FIELD-RUNWAY
8: PLANE-STRIP
7: INTERNATIONAL-AIRPORT

WORD #2-Desi gives

10: CHAIN-BRACELET
9: MISSING-LINK 16

WORD #3-Gary gives

10: MAGIC-STICK
9(to win): TINKER-BELL
8: MAGIC-WAND

WORD #4-Lucie to Lucy

10 (to win): CHAIN-GANG
9: DOG-NECKLACE (Desi gives him a smack in the arm)
8: DOG-LEASH One to go

WORD #5-Gary to Desi

Gary: This is a tough one
Desi: I’ll get it.
Gary: Keep doing like that and you’re be a duet

10: BONE-FUNNY
9: CHICKEN-DRUMSTICK
8: SWISH (no explanation)
8: HOPE-WISH Up to $400

LIGHTNING ROUND #4

STOVE-PIPE, BAKE-OVEN $50
MAN-WOMAN, SMALL-BOY, EITHER-GIRL and BOY, SMALL-CHILD $100
TUG-PULL $150
GO-LEAVE, VEHICLE-DRIVE, PASSENGER-CAR, PASSENGER-DRIVER, GO-, PASSENGER- (passes RIDE)
MOM-DAD $600 Total

The password today is Morning. Monday Morning, September 26th, Candid Camera (and) The Beverly Hillbillies join the CBS Daytime Lineup. This new fun with old friends starts as 9am Eastern, 9am Central.

Alan makes a correction: 10am Eastern

Password is owned by Fremantle.

1980 Fred Willard Hollywood Squares Jim Stafford Madame Margaret Trudeau Paul Lynde Peter Marshall Phyllis Davis Ross Martin Tom Poston Vikki Carr Wayland Flowers

HOLLYWOOD SQUARES (syndicated)-2/4/81

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Host: Peter Marshall
Announcer: Kenny Williams

O: J.J. Tande (San Diego, CA, Navy wife heading to Japan, mother of four)

X: Jerrod Mink (Alma, GA, in air conditioning)

Round 1 Prize: Tappan Fridge, Dishwasher and Microwave/Range ($2,800)

J.J. first
1 Ross: Something very famous started when a guy named Paris stole a woman named Helen. What happened?
Guess: The Trojan War
J.J. Agrees O
2 Wayland and Madame: In the nursery rhyme, what did Little Jack Horner do that convinced him he was a good boy?
“When Mary told him she had a little lamb, he didn’t make a wisecrack”
Guess: He pulls out a plum
Jerrod Agrees X
3 Paul: According to a famous poet, what burns at both ends?
“Listerine”
Guess: The Candle
J.J. Agrees O
4 Vikki to block: Nothing in your home uses up more energy that this.
Guess: Washers and Dryers, but Peter means Water, Electricity, Gas
Re-Do: Electric
Jerrod Disagrees X (Hot Water Heater)
5 Tom: Did Jonah stay overnight in the belly of the whale?
“When the whale went to sleep, he snuck out the back way”
Guess: Yes
J.J. Agrees O
6 Fred to Block: According to the Boy Scout Handbook (Fred doesn’t remember his rank), what is a boy’s most valuable possession?
His bunk mate’s best possession was a “benoit”. “I Was sorry I gave him the darn thing”
Guess: The Boy Scout Manual
Jerrod Disagrees X (His Honor)
7 Margaret to Block: Where is Queen Elizabeth’s husband supposed to walk when he’s with her in public?
Guess: Ten Paces in Front
J.J. Disagrees O (Several steps behind her)
8 Phyllis to block: True or False? Some cultures think avocados make you feel sexy?
Guess: True
J.J. Agrees X
9 Jim Stafford for 5-Square Win: Does marijuana do anything funny to cows when they eat it?
He prefers drinking “If you smoke dope, you don’t get to throw up”
Guess: Yes
J.J. Agrees WIN! Peter adds, “They start wandering aimlessly around and start playing musical instruments”

Note: Had she missed, Jerrod would’ve gotten it by default. Just one thing I can say about that…

Round 2 Prize: Lane Backgammon Desk Table

For Today’s Big Winner:
* Trip to Islamorada, FL (1wk.@ Cheeca Lodge)
* D’Avila Men’s Wardrobe
* Pedre His/Her Gold Watches
* 7d Carnival Caribbean Cruise

Jerrod to Start
1 Paul: Why did the sailors throw Jonah off their boat.
“He looked Cuban”
Guess: Too many people on board
Jerrod Disagrees X (To stop the storm he was causing, God was angry)
2 Ross: His first film was “Love is on the Air” and his last was “The Killers”. Who is he?
Guess: James Cagney
J.J. Agrees X (Ronald Reagan, Cagney was shooting a film at taping)
3 Vicki to win: “You’re the Tops”, “All Through the Night”, and “I Get a Kick Out of You” are all songs from a popular musical show. Name the show
Guess: Anything Goes
Jerrod Agrees WIN! (Both Vicki and Peter have been in that show)

Round 3 Prize: Broyhill French Provincial Bedroom ($1,000+)

Each winner gets to come back for that tournament for the following:

  • Domes America Geodesic House
  • Midas Van RV
  • $20,000 in Cash
  • Buick Riviera

J.J. starts
1 Paul: True or False? Hugh Hefner has announced plans for a giant amusement park in Nevada to be called Bunny Land.
“One of the rides is Miss November”
Guess: True
J.J. agrees X
2 Wayland and Madame: “Who wore a blue shirt, blue pants, a red kerchief, a white hat and a black mask?”
“Sammy Davis Jr., but I don’t remember no mask.”
Guess: The Lone Ranger
Jerrod disagrees O
3 Tom: “The wise old philosopher Socrates once stated that you should call no man unhappy he has done something at least once. What?”
“Eaten Christmas dinner at the House of Pancakes”
No Answer (Until he’s gotten married)
T: “True or false? Studies showed that the size and power of a person’s car often reveals something about his sexual personality.”
Tom: “I Drive a Volkswagen”
Peter: “Well, it’s better than that minibus you had”
Tom: “Both are out of gas a lot”
Guess: True
J.J. agrees O
4 Vikki “The woman on trial for running a house of ill-repute in San Francisco has been sentenced to 90 days in a convent.”
Guess: True
Jarrod agrees X
5 Ross to block: “Cupid, the god of love, was the son of Venus, the Goddess of Beauty. Who was Cupid’s Daddy?”
“She’s been trying to find out for Centuries”
Guess: A Swan
J.J. disagrees O (Mars, the god of war: Ross “I Knew it wasn’t me”)
6 Margaret: “True or False, According to the book of Lists, Josephine often feel out of bed when making love to Napoleon.”
Guess: True
Jarrod agrees X
7 Phyllis to block: “Something Joan Crawford wore in the film “Mildred Pierce” made American housewives all over the country copied.
Shoulder Pads
J.J. Agrees O “Also the San Diego Chargers”
8 Jim to block: “According to a recent survey of prominent clergymen, is it okay for a gambler to pray for good luck?”
Guess: No
Jerrod Disagrees WRONG
9 Jim to win: “According to statistics, this is the most popular instrument among amateur musicians. What is it?”
Guess: Guitar
J.J. Agrees X (Piano)
10 Fred to decide: “In a popular song, they say that leather is tough, but this girl is tougher. And she like to see men suffer.”
“I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. What am i sayin”
Answer: Hard-Hearted Hannah
Jerrod agrees WIN!

Round 4 Prize: Spalding Executive Golf Clubs

1 Jerrod to start:
Tom: “In a movie, who is famous for saying “Gotta Dance, Gotta Dance””
“Peg Leg Bates”
Gene Kelly
Jerrod agrees X (From “Singin’ in the Rain”)
2 Paul: “According to Ann Landers, who should you complain to about an unsatisfactory piece of meat.”
“No one, it’s hereditary”
HONK!
Guess: The manager
J.J. agrees WRONG (The Waiter)

J.J.’s Total (with Parting Gifts): $3,700
Jerrod’s Total: $8,350

Closing: Fred Willard is appearing in the movie “First Family”. Also featured are Bob Newhart, Gilda Radner, Harvey Korman and Jim Benjamin.

Images of game board based on original by FromEquestria2LA on Deviantart.

Hollywood Squares is owned by King World Productions a part of CBS Media Ventures.

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